#🍰-speaks

[angelcakegf]

I love when guys moan like a bitch in heat like yes baby louder for me

[witherby]

poor punchline deserves one of those crappy little barbie phones that go like aiaiai im a little butterfly

and the crappy little makeup pallets that barley work

maybe like a kitchen set

why am i tweaking out over this #letpunchlinehavecrappytoys

-🍰

I don't think the Batfamily would get you/Punchline deliberately poor quality toys. Maybe Jason would at first, under the excuse that you're violent and would just break them all. But they would definitely get you toys!

The problem is that you don't know how to play. You know how to build weapons and bombs and tools made to hurt people, but you've never played imagination games or dress-up or pretended to have a job like a cook or secretary.

So when you're given these toys that beep and make noise and have multiple moving mechanisms like the Barbie Dream House, you disassemble the parts to turn them into weapons. This does not help their impression of you.

Surprisingly, instead of Alfred being the most help this time, it's Damian.

He didn't get a normal childhood either. He didn't understand toys and games and leisure activities until moving in with Bruce. Damian needed to be guided into acting more his age, acting like a kid. So he comes into your cell with a bag of new toys, sits down with you, and calmly explains the "rules" of play.

You kind of get it. Making explosives out of the Barbie phone and cheap eyeshadow palette was a little more fun, but you come around to non-destructive enrichment with Damian's help. His "girl voice" as he puppets a Barbie doll around for you is also very entertaining, and when you laugh at him this time, he doesn't act like it's wrong of you to do so. He even smiles a little, too.

[cali-kabi]

~ Kirbtober Day 2: Revenge🔥⚔️

[cakeflesh]

He shows affection once every blue moon 🚊✈️

[endlayer]

☆ KAINÉ

it/angel/pity (+) ☆ ageless/18 (bodily 18) ☆ white sysmember

sometimes other alters use this acc

✔️: yugioh, tgcf, final fantasy, resident evil, twewy, zero escape, rabbits, hyenas, nature, cathedrals, bravely default, music, + more yay

❌: gore + idk i dont keep track of what i dont like. #love

preferably like this post before following. i block freely. send an ask off anon for carrd. follow the other syshost @compassmili - he's far more active than i!

i am no longer very active at all- apologies! i dont front really at all anymore. i try to at least keep my queue updated the rare occasion i pop in for a few minutes.

[cakeemoji]

Jolly Banquet voiceline (tled from twstars)

KANNA: "I hope you are able to have a joyous year. Although coming all this way to find you was troublesome, I only wanted to give you my blessings. Ah, I'm sorry, I accidentally provided you with an unnecessary explanation. In short, for my blessings to reach you is my ideal."

KANNA: "Thank you for the gift, I will cherish it."

[starrbright]

Kuroo is someone who can't stop touching you. As soon as he's home his fingers are on your curves, sinking deep into your flesh with the strength of his grip like he's terrified you'll disappear on him. He's the one who works, he's the one who leaves every morning, you're currently looking for a new job.

So why is it you are the one whose always manhandled away from the stove, with his work-tired eyes crinkling at you from behind his glasses. His hands search a little too far because you are trying to make dinner but it's so fucking distracting when they slip under you loose cotton shirt and touch the gentle rolls of your stomach. Your body gives way to him though, as he presses needy kisses to the underside of your jaw, like he's certain if he has his lips on you, he won't ever have to leave again. "Testurou," you whine, glancing over your shoulder at the stove. "At least let me turn it off." He huffs not quite a negative but not quite an agreement, his tightening grasp is answer enough. "We can't let dinner burn or god, the house burst into flames," you sigh as you cup the back of his neck and press your forehead to his. His hazel eyes narrow in that way that makes you feel alive. It sends zaps of electricity through you nerves. It's something you only see when he looks at you, talks about his job, or guards the net on the volley ball court. The latter has been something you haven't seen since high school, when you knew who he was but you were just another face in the crowd at school. "Fine," he sighs, moving to drop his face into the crook of your neck like you've denied him all things necessary in life in that one instant. "I'll be back," you promise, because you always flit towards him like a moth to the flame. You may have fallen first, but from the way he watches you, you know even now after the two years you've been together, he's fallen harder.

oh wow

what did i do to deserve this

thank you 😭😭😭😭😭😔😔😔😔😔😔

[coffee-and-tea-time]

I- WE GOT ANONS!?!! Didn't see that coming honestly, we both found it so cute that Tea was rolling around in his bed hugging his pillow (don't tell my brother I snitch that), we still don't know much about how things works but yeh, of course! (ﾉ ˃ˋᗜˊ˂ )ﾉ - coffee

OF COURSE YOU BOTH ARE WELCOME! Here, have a seat close to us! There's desserts on the table, feel free to have a taste as I boil some water to start the tea time! - Tea

Happy spooky month! ( •ᴗ•)⸝🍵 ☕️⸜(•ᴗ• )

[loveloveplural]

Do you have a list of things you’d want to get into if you suddenly decided to be a completely different person or are you a singlet

[witherby]

guys hear me out

neglectedreader who starts seeing their friends like family

maybe like makes friends with an older guy (like 2-4 years older) and sees them as an older brother

and plus also maybe possibly a friend a year or two younger than them who they see as a little sibling

maybe reader starts seeing their teacher as a father figure

and ect ect

and batfam doesnt realize until like one day reader gets sick or smth and their friends come over to check on them and they realize "wow reader and their frjends rly act like siblings"

idk js a thouhht :3

bit of a ramble oops

-🍰

So this prompt is just a touch too specific, to the point where I'd feel I would be regurgitating the prompt back at you in long form.

But keep this premise in mind, because I can fold bits of your idea into someone else's idea in my inbox.

Thank you!

[l0starl]

Your daily reminder that i can see what you like!

so if you read miles smut, please don’t follow me! 🤠 you know who you are

cause I will expose your ass if I see it again 😋

[nicksbestie]

Also here's some sad imagine Chris regressed during that whole video and Matt being so busy cging that he completely forgets about the fake ticket. Matt realizes too late Chris's scratched the fake, excitedly shows his CGs like

"Dada! Daddy! 'ook! l's da winner!"

And Matt absolutely breaks Chris's heart with

"I'm so sorry baby boy, that's a joke ticket."

"I not da winner?"

-🍰

NO??? this is so sad

[strawbpupps]

Heyyoo I'm Milo!!

I'm nonbinary but I don't really care what you refer to me as, but I do have a pref for masculine terms.

I'm newly 19 and embarrassingly a Virgin

LISTEN!! I have short bursts of horny, I can't get in the mood enough to keep a relationship like that, (or stay active for long)

so what am I & into?

I'm a total switch, I'm more dominant leaning!

Sadist & masochist - giving

I do bite n lick - giving

Pet play - receiving and giving (I'm a pup!)

Humiliation kink - receiving and giving

Overstim - giving

Temperature play - receiving and giving

Degrading n praise - receiving and giving

Ruined orgasms - giving

Light exhibition - leaning on giving

Light CNC (somo and dose free use count?) - giving

Pictures are treats and not ever guaranteed

I don't remember much but you can tell by going through my stuff what I'm into !!

My No's!

No minors, dni!!

Icky gross stuff like scat, vomit, ageplay, and 🍇 play, hard non-con, heavy fuaxcest

Idk what else to put here?

What can you call me?

Sir, master, puppy, pet, pretty boy, good boy, darling, dear + more to be added soon

[cakeemoji]

just remembered i possess the power of free will 🎰🐇

[diorctrl]

WHAT IN THE WORLD ?!! THIS IS INSANE THIS MAN IS SICK AND TWISTED

[noisester]

ANONYMOUS: Does Noise is gay?

Remains crumpled on the floor from all the wombo-combo he's been receiving the past few days. Very feebly pulls out a comically large walkie-talkie from his inventory,

"I think we're gonna have to explode Kirm right now, Noise Emptyzone."