#🌟 BASS ME BABY ! 🌟

[ashadowofburnedoutstardust]

Ok you guys I have to come clean with you

We were entrusted to tell you the truth

There is an engagement, it's me, I'm the secret fiancé

The proposal was magical.

The apple blossoms raining over us at the cider orchard, the dancing leprechauns with twirling ribbons and sparklers singing "Sweet Caroline", specially trained striped Sea Bass doing backflips off the edges into the water next to us, small local children dressed as various Disney characters ballroom dancing in circles around us, sweet baby Dodger galloping towards me with a cushion strapped to his back with a giant blue ring pop......

*hits bong*

Speaking of things that never happened......

💜🪽🌟

[screampied]

hai againnnnn :3

enjoy you family dinner vaygus happy easter !🫶🏼🫶🏼 i can’t wait to see your new theme 🤭🤭🤭

playing in a band sounds so cool and cute, but ZAMN how many instruments you played😨😨😨??? you definitely ate 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

i stared a re let’s play of coryxkenshin not so long ago, this man’s so funnny 🙏🏼🙏🏼

WOWYWWHWWHYW AN ANOTHER DRGP ENJOYER 😋😋😋

i’ll class the chars by games :

dgrp 1 (all ranked in order):

-Ofc, Asahina the loml the best of the best, the crème se la crème, celestia, mondo <333, taka 🥹🥹, and kyoko 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

dgrp 2:

- AKANE 😍😍, ibuki, soda and peko ☝🏼

dgrp 3:

-GONTA 🥹🥹🥹🤭🤭🤭, tojo and tsumugi 🫰🏼🫰🏼

(sorry for all this cringe ahhh emojis 💀💀💀)

and you vaygus what are you fav chars 😋😋??

-🌟

thank yew !! i did, it was lovely. 💛 social battery is fawking drained rn heh

YAHHHHH. i actually played drums back then too before going straight to solely bass, omg my drums era 😭😭😭😭 so other instruments i play is the flute, bass ofc, and a kalimba if that counts lawl.

yes i love dangan :( i’ve never played it but i’ve watched the entire thing !! i haven’t watched the third one i think? ‘m only caught up with one & two, it’s mad long tho but i heard mix opinions on the third game

STOP I LOVE ASAHINA. she’s my baby. ugh ibuki too i love her style

LMAO UR GOOD. ooh okay, so for me my favs would have to be: ibuki, gundham, nagito, kyoko aka BESTTTT GIRL, junko and akane :,)))

[daydreamingjester]

Honestly, she’s shell shocked.

That entire experience straight up traumatized the poor clown — and now seeing that he’s all back to normal is trippy. Unbelievable — literally.

“ J - Jack — “

A part of her wants to hold him. Squeeze him, never let go, cry on him, cheer. But another part of her is terrified that if she so much as brushes him — he’ll disappear. Another joke. Another facade.

Sobbing and trembling as if cornered by a bear, the jester could only look on at him, curling in on herself,

“ A - Are you even real — is this anotha’ jest . . ?

I’m so scared. “

Held. She wants to be held so desperately. All she wants is to feel his warmth again.

{ @a-tangerine-man }

[daydreamingjester]

“ Looks like good ol’ 60_9 can’t swear or be rude — juuuuust like Scotty boy. “

Betty, no. She literally set up a mouse trap right on his office chair.

“ I hope he sits on it and says FUCK just so he can go back to whereva’ the fuck hell he came from. “

[daydreamingjester]

“ . . What ? “

Hearing him talk to the rat — their rat — with such familiarity . . crushed her.

“ Jack . . ? Is that — ? “

Moving cautiously closer as if approaching a feral animal, Betty hesitantly peered closer at the phone head’s features.

“ . . Sunset ? “

A broken rasp.

-puts a sticky note with a smily face on the dial of his phone because customers were like, "Oh, you should smile more" but his fucking face was a phone, this was his best solution-

[daydreamingjester]

@a-tangerine-man “ Ouch . . now I want to be scrapped more. “

“ H - HEEEEY ! HEY HEY HEY — the fuck you part was a jokeeeeee ! “

{ No the fuck it wasn’t. Fuck you. }

“ It’s not like I’m BITTA’ OR ANYTHIN’ OVA’ THIS WHOLE THING ! I’m FINE ! It’s not like you DON’T WANNA MARRY ME OR ANYTHIN’ AFTA’ ALL THIS AND I COMPLETELY LOST ANY HOPE IN BELIEVIN’ THIS WORLD CAN BE KIND AND NICE LIKE OLIVA’ SAID ! NOT AT ALL !

Not at all. “

{ No he doesn’t and I want to literally commit genocide over this bullshit. We had a family. Now I’m like some stupid single mom with a buncha’ pointless dolls and rabies infested rats and Plush hardly even accepts me in the first place. And this asshole either doesn’t rememba’ or c a r e enough. Or b o t h . }

“ . . .

Why are you still standin’ there ? Don’t you have anythin’ betta’ t’do than ruin my life more ? “

[daydreamingjester]

{ This is too much. This is TOO MUCH. }

Y’all ever seen a clown break down hysterically before ?

Curled up in the kitchen, the heavily sobbing jester wailed out freely, her makeup smeared down her face as she pulled her hair roughly,

“ I don’t — UNDASTAND ‘ ! Every time I hear his voice — I think it’s HIM ! It’s like I’m bein’ HAUNTED ! I get so excited, I get s - so excited when I hear his voice, I think he’s finally back and this fuckin’ nightmare can END — but then it’s that PHONE FUCK INSTEAD ! It’s DRIVIN’ ME LOONEY ! ! I KEEP HEARIN’ HIS VOICE BUT IT AIN’T HIM AT ALL ! !

I CAN’T TAKE IT ! ! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE ! ! “

[daydreamingjester]

“ Yeh, I get phoney 60_9 is kinda Jack and all, but I still have the undyin’ urge to start tossin’ tuppaware’ at him.

He’s the company now. I fuckin’ hate authority. He keeps callin’ me ‘ ma’am ‘ .

I’m not a fuckin’ ‘ ma’am ‘ . Do I look professional to you ? Am I wearin’ a fuckin’ business suit and tie ? No, I’m a fuckin’ clown. A CLOWN. I’m literally in a clown costume 24/7. I was the one who started the rabies case. Call me a bitch, that’s honestly more suitable.

Jack, if you see this, fuck you. “

[daydreamingjester]

That’s what happens when you’re built to mimic a human body — you’re made to feel like a human being too. Of course pain receptors are included — amongst other responders as well.

🌟 The true living experience 🌟 .

“ A - Ahahahah ! Dun’ — dun’ worry ‘bout me, Plushie ! I got it — I got it allllll figyad’ outsies ! Yup ! YUPPERS ! “

Clearly, judging by the slightly panicked expression, she has nothing figured out.

Stumbling to her feet, she then headed to the kitchen and into the junk drawer — improvising. And by improvisation, she had shimmied down her shoulder padding to reveal a pretty decent teeth marking with oozing oil . . . casually wrapping a series of saran wrap around it { smearing the oil messily } before slapping on five clown themed bandaids { that ultimately did absolutely fucking nothing for this. } .

“ . . YEH ! DOCTA’ BETTY ! 🌟 PORFECT 🌟 ! “

Horrible.

daydreamingjester·:

Outer jaws or not, those bitches hurt. Jagged teeth in her shoulder ? No bueno. Thank god she got what she needed to say out on time.

“ Y - Yeah, yeah ! ! You can come home with me — ow — afta’ work , I can spruce ya up and all and you can meet the rats — o w — ! “

She’s noticeably limping her arm, the sleeve beginning to be tainted a dark black from an oil spill. It seems that he got her pretty deep. Furrowing her brows, the jester shakily mumbled,

“ S - Stupid pain receptas’ . . “

Whoops. Plushtrap didn’t think he’d bit her that hard. Well…she started it! But she sounds really…hurt? What kind of-who programs a robot that fragile to feel pain? That’s just mean. In retrospect, so was the biting, but he had been fighting for his freedom at the time.

He cautiously nods at the terms of the deal, but he feels like there are more important matters right now. Like if Betty has enough to repair herself at her house:

‘HOW FIX ARM?’

[daydreamingjester]

Shrunken pupils dilated, her systems whirring and overheating past any normal degree. If she bore fully functioning lungs, surely they would have ruptured by now from how hard the AI was hyperventilating.

Come on, Betty. You pulled yourself into this. Pull yourself togetha’.

You jumped into the ball pit to prevent this. You knew of the consequences.

You have only o n e shot. Don’t mess this up.

Yet that one shot was becoming progressively and alarmingly more like the probability of winning the lottery by the passing seconds, the animatronic huddled in the back of the boiler room with her gloved hand desperately pressed over a human’s mouth to stop him from breathing so hard. Ignoring all his expressions of concern, bewilderment, and trepidation, her eyes were glued to the entrance — waiting.

He has no idea he’s about to be slaughtered.

One shot, Betty. One shot. We can do this.

It’s just a stupid fuckin’ overweight ringleada’. He can’t be that bad. We can take a lot more hits than what a h u m a n being can.

“ Listen to me, “

Turning to the cowering male claustrophobically curled against her, Betty grabbed his cheeks and rasped,

“ When I say run, you run. You run as far as you fuckin’ can out that back door, you hear me ? You don’t need ta’ know my name or what’s goin’ on, you just need ta’ trust me, okay ? Okay ? You’re gonna be okay, “

Feeling her fans whirr hard, Betty bit down on her quivering bottom lip as the man’s chestnut eyes traveled up toward the door, tears brimming in his eyes once Henry’s silhouette crawled taller and taller up the greasy floor. Shutting her eyes tightly as her own tears streamed down her face in terror, the clown slowly rose to her feet with the human, swallowing every bit of intense panic to shout,

“ RUN ! “

Jamming the chocolate haired man out the exit door, Betty slammed it shut and forced the rusty lock to click closed, now pressing her back flat to the emergency exit to fully face Henry. Trembling like a shrew, sobbing, and panicking, it was the first time Betty ever felt mortified.

Not many things frightened the tough joculatrix.

But he did.

He was capable of traumatizing her with just a smile.

{ @drpinkhenry }

[daydreamingjester]

“ Ain’t ‘cha tired of bein’ nice ? Don’t ‘cha wanna go apeshit ? “

[daydreamingjester]

💎💎💎

( @moldytangerine )

Ref.

“ Sunsets, adventures, and hope. “

[daydreamingjester]

“ I have a pretty decently set schedule for my lil’ honey buns. I can’t break it — if I do, it’s Armageddon.

First, I gots ta’take ‘em home from work ‘cause if I don’t then he’s gonna get all grimy and nasty like the joint and that’s fuckin’ gross.

Then, I always clean ‘em up with baby wipes so he looks and feels fresh like a daisy ! He doesn’t like wata’ { I can’t blame ‘em, we’re animatronics. } , so I use baby wipes ‘stead to gently scrub away all the dirt and wear. Lil’ oil here and there for the joints and metal. Don’t want ‘em rustin’ over.

Usually afta’ that I’ll ask ‘em how his day went and spark up conversation on the white board ‘cause he’s a mute. I like drawin’ pictures for him. I should get colorin’ books . . I’m thinkin’ ‘bout surprisin’ ‘em with new markas’ in different colors or a sketch book ta’see if he likes to doodle too. Definitely gonna frame those.

And by th’end of the night I gotta burrito him ‘cause the lil’ shit doesn’t go inta’ rest mode easily. He got into my clown dolls once and it wasn’t pretty. Rest in pieces, Madam Pomperberry. But the ear scratches are his weakness. I hope he purrs one day. I really want him to purr for me . . “

[daydreamingjester]

“ Dear diary,

The army grows. We have obtained at least twenty. The kitchen breeds them like gnats.

No, we are not hoardas’ .

We are the evolution of the next generation. “

[daydreamingjester]

“ OOOOOOH MY GOLLY GOLLY G O S H MY BABY BOY MURDA’ MACHINE CAN CLIMB WALLS NOW ! ! HE’S LIKE A LIL’ TARANTULA, LOOK AT ‘EM GO ! !

HE’S SO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND I LOVE HIM SO SO MUCH, I AM S U C H A PROUD MAMA ! “

Self proclaimed mom.

“ HE’S SO FUCKIN’ CUTE I JUST WANNA BASH SOMEONE’S SKULL IN ! ! “

[daydreamingjester]

“ Let’s seeeee ~ .

Potato sack, check ! Five pairs of sturdy gloves, check ! Taser ‘cause this one’s gon’ DEFINITELY put one or both of us in the hospital — CHECK ! “

The hell is she planning ? It looks like she’s packing for a camping trip.

“ Huhuhuhu ~ . Domesticate the yellow bastard and then we’ll have a TRUE army to run down Fazbendas’ ! How hard can it be ? He’s barely the size of a toddla’ . “

Oh no. Not the isopod hunter.