#🌎.swindle

[ppnuggie]

Earthspark Soundwave, tarantulas, and swindle w gn human lover who just adores them sm??

Gives em sweet names, "My dear! Be careful please." "Lovely who's that?" "Darling you didn't have to-" "Love of my life I swear if you give me another heart attack 😭"

They adore giving the cybertonian affection, cuddling? Please. Kisses? YES.

I just love these dudes sm, they deserve a sweet partner *cough* me /hj *cough*

　　　　　　TFE x gn human reader

　　　　『　 soundwave ,, swindle ,, tarantulas ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> bots w/ an affectionate s/o who adores them

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— sure thing ! :D love my babygirls ❤️

- soundwave :

| • he enjoys hearing pet names you come up with for him ,, some he’ll like and some he doesn’t ,, it really just depends

| • he doesnt mind your affection so long as its not overbearing and in the way

| • he’ll only allow cuddles in private ,, away from his minicons bc he knows they’ll definitely cause a fuss if they see

| • sounders loves to receive kisses tho ,, his favorite is when you kiss him on both sides of his face <3 he just happens to melt into you at that point

| • he does give you pet names back ,, mostly basic formal ish ones ,, using “dear” when youre alone ,, and only using your name in public

- tarantulas :

| • hes not used to receiving much affection like this ,, and if honest hes scared about it

| • hes worried that if he tries to give it back ,, he’ll end up hurting you on accident

| • but you take your time with him ,, and tarantulas slowly learns to receive and give affection back to you

| • he wasnt treated so kindly when he was apart of the decepticons ,, usually pushed out and away ,, casted as insane or a weird mech to be around

| • he learns to love hugs ,, when you come running at him with your arms open ,, he starts to coo at you when he wraps his limbs around you back

| • he loves forehead kisses and mandible kisses too <3

| • when you call him “my love” or “darling” he just melts a little inside

- swindle :

| • hes also not too used to affection but that doesnt mean he wont like it :3

| • any time you do try to hug or kiss him ,, he teases you for being so starstruck with him ,, until you admit you are and then he shuts up bc he couldn’t think of anything to say back

| • whenever he gets upset about not being to find hardtop he goes to you wanting affection ,, but he doesnt say it outright

| • the most he’ll hint at is picking you up and holding you closs in front of his face

| • so you better give him his kisses ,, and maybe a hug ,, and maybe some words of encouragement

| • he eventually becomes needy about his kisses ,, always stopping by your place with any excuse possible to get more >:)

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13 Friday Jan u ary 2023 8:04 pm pdt

I’ve had a lot of stomachache and PAIN and diarrhea that smells like vinegar. If you ever used vinegar, you will probably experience some stuff deteriorated because of it... 😭😱😞😖🥵😤it gives me a lot of fear. He is 😖😭😖😭😖😭😖😭🥵😤🥵😤 really destroying me. I have no real reason to believe that it’s for any other purpose than to kill me. A lot of times my throat has been dry especially the last 2 years. He is making me drink 🍺 it I believe. Like a doll 🧸. A puppet. I believe that is how he has been breaking down my bones 🦴. Was that usher? Sang so many ways to love you ... break you down.. oh my gosh I’m so inlove you make me wanna say oh oh oh oh. Didn’t realize until last year how demonic it sounds. Incubus and him are friends, right? On the voice together? 8:13 pm pdt. I almost have no moment now. I used to hold it and procrastinate going to the bathroom 🚽. It’s been continuously coming many times this week. I had a small break when I moved a few days ago to a worse location, same place though. 8:17 pm pdt

8:40 pm pdt I’m afraid 😱 of my new location. Too much high powered fast velocity stuff acidic pee not feng shway. 8:43 pm pdt. Incubus I heard likes to fake out a lot. incubus has probably made my whole life complicated and difficult to make and keep friends, even with relatives. He made me think 💭 I did the worse things in the world 🌎 and deserving of condemnation? Suicide crossed my mind several times. I was too scared 😱 though to follow through. That I would do it wrong. I had tried to prepare for in case something happened to me: I tried to minimize paper 📄 and I scanned a lot. And ironically I think I lost all of it??? When I ran away more than a year ago. But now we moved back in with relatives and it’s difficult again. Movers basically swindled us these last 2 times we moved. I have already told my mom that the furniture 🪑 needs to be moved first. It didn’t happen. Everything is disorderly and furniture is piled on top of the other. I caught 4 movers, 2 on each occasion doing bad stuff: moving light weight empty containers instead of the furniture 🪑. I talked as kindly as I could to him telling him he needs to move the heavy stuff, and the previous movers did a similar thing and even moved my shoes 👟 so I had no shoes 👟 to wear and had to borrow from my aunt. My mom and aunt let them off the hook 🪝 and my mom paid $1000 the previous time which they charged us a lot for a moving truck 🛻 we didn’t need because we only moved downstairs 😑. I think it would have been nice if the movers could have had a procedure that helps all their clients such as moving furniture 🪑 first. I literally am living in a fire 🔥 and earthquake 🌍 hazard now. We have away a dining table and a tall ikea hermes? Dresser to them without seeing what happened in the new apartment. 9:01 pm pdt my aunt and cousin moved first days ago but seem to be too busy with work to help much. It would have been nice if cousin helped more than pack a few boxes 📦, we probably could have gave her more money 💰 if she helped more. I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ her well unfortunately bcz relationships have always been difficult for me - probably bcz of my Saint Lucia /chavah/Jesus/ apocalypse desolation curse. Please read previous posts. 9:06 pm pdt. I guess in this life Adam is the new god and divorced eve bcz the previous god said eve is bad bcz she ate his fruit without his permission. So instead of sharing the consequences and being kicked out of eden, he divorced eve. 9:09 pm pdt

so much for in sickness and I’m health through thick and thin. I also bought a guitar 🎸 from a white guy prob in his mid 40s married and lived in a 2 story house in scotts valley . I paid $600 for it stupidly. I looked it up a few years ago, not BEFORE buying it, and found out it’s only worth $200. I relied on my mother’s boyfriend at the time he found it on Craigslist and I trusted him with everything. And then he tried to get me to spend more money 💰 on it at a store 🏬 that makes it’s own guitars 🎸. He also looked like a white guy. I used to think white guys were so attractive and wanted to date them. I have not yet met one to fall in love with. I’ve fallen for a half white guy, at least once, maybe 2 times the same guy, but we didn’t survive an argument? He was usually hard to get, too, but whenever we hung out I 98% ? Of the time enjoyed his company even (pain 😖🥵😤😭 hot acidic in flesh front again ) though we never kissed or did anything sexual with each other and I used to believe that he would eventually be my man. But there always seemed to be some other woman 👩🏻 more worth his time Bcz he didn’t make many plans with me ahead of time. Whenever it seemed he was pushing me away he said stuff like someday “you will have blonde babies” he said something like that. And when my first real boyfriend broke up 🆙 with me he said something like “you will meet a handsome blonde guy soon.” I think that’s what I recall. These 2 guys know each other and we all went to the same high school 🏫. Weird similar themes. Both these guys are half Asian half white, but both have brown eyes and black hair. 9:25 pm pdt.

10:54 pm pdt time goes by fast 💨 everyday... when did I do scanning of my documents ? I did it I think 🤔 2014? Or 2015? Until early 2017? And I think I was thinking 🤔 about suicide 2015? And I was watching Inuyasha on Hulu while feeling like my life was over. Some people even commit suicide over grades I heard many years ago? I really believe that there is no heaven, now. (Gurgle? 😞) 10:59 pm pdt. I’ve always had pain in my life since I was a kid 👧 from scratching myself in my sleep making myself bloody 🩸 and scabbed up 🆙 up and down both legs 🦵 and arms when I was 6 or 7 years old, irritable bowels, and chronic eczema from 7/8 years old forward, and then this chronic bone 🦴 and muscle and flesh and eyeballs 👀 pain from ≈July/august 2017; and also occasional? pain (including whole body pain at least once) from 3 seasons of running 🏃🏻‍♀️ sports in high school 🏫 and whole body aches that made it difficult to move and breathe 🧘🏻‍♀️ December? 2014, I think I also remember feeling like an old person in probably 2013? And after my parents separated my mom once commented that I look 👀 like a sick old woman 👵 and she said I should get a hair cut 💇🏻‍♂️. When I was very young maybe 6 or 7 years old my grandma 👵 on my dads side took my hair and with her fingers she made a snip snip gesture and said snip snip. I’m not close to any of my relatives. Even the ones we had visited many times in SoCal. 11:11 pm pdt I heard this evening something about ecstasy, interesting. I cannot see maryka’s Instagram anymore. My mom canceled the home 🏠 internet. and she blocked my friend on Instagram. 11:14 pm pdt.

12:15 am pdt 14 Jan u ary 2023 Saturday

(12:27/8 am pdt note 📝 for 12:15 spiky sharp acidic pain in anus when was in bathroom 🚽 )

incubus is faking us out as apocalypse pestilence and faking us out again as if it is not???? Incubus does not like. He got back what he wanted from us. He swindled us out of our strength by making us wait. He will never let us have a happy life. 12:18 am pdt he has no intentions of anything resolving. He probably only has intentions of letting cases become cold 🥶 and unsolved. And innocent men will die in prison. Some innocent men live half their life time in prison before found innocent??? Some men who rape and murdered women with children 👶 say about themselves that they are good people???? How do we (pain 😖😭😤😫😩) know what is true? They confuse me. I don’t know if I can even believe in myself bcz they mess with me all my life. Even football 🏈 players are strong 💪? And wear helmets ⛑? But still! Are very affected by body collisions in the sport. I read once that we are still very affected by concussions and maybe 🤔 they said (gurgling a minute ago 😞bad signs 🪧) 12:28 am pdt unfailing love of god .... kings will forfeit? Their crowns 😭🤕 surrender their crowns. 🎹 I was advised to give up 🆙 the case against the incubus and Sierra Lamar stuff in consequence goes with surrendering to incubus. Bcz incubus is bad and powerful like god and Merlin 🧙‍♂️ king of kings = lord/god? A happy king 🤴 he is. 😑😵 12:33 am pdt Jesus is king 🤴 Jesus is lord Jesus is worthy= stuff found online and then n songs. (Gurgling 😞) 12:34 am pdt expect only weakening and death ☠️ bcz Godzilla incubus is a double crosser. Crossing a line is double crossing your wife. Et cetera. My own family won’t 👂 hear me out when I talk about stuff related to incubus like back in 2015 one-of my cousins started talking online to a guy she didn’t know. They were on webcam but he was sorta hiding himself behind a hat 🧢. I wrote a letter trying to tell her some of my experience of chatting online with guys you don’t know and at least 1 out of 2 was a liar 🤥. Please read previous posts? I might have to write more here. 12:40 am pdt both my cousin and aunt deleted my letter without reading 📖 it. I suspected incubus sent them vibes ? To delete it. 12:41 am pdt 12:56 am pdt I sent it via Facebook.

2:03 am pdt I am completely in the dark, out of the loop 🔁 , not part of the incubus’ plan. This diarrhea is non stop 🛑.😖😭😞 clan not plan. 2:05 am pdt

2:21 am pdt incubus will use the softness of your heart ♥️ to lie to you. He is cunning and conniving? His lies have no boundaries. It’s a trap 🪤. 2:22 am pdt

2:24 am pdt in the apocalypse the whore of Babylon falls. He will rob me of my legs 🦵. 2:25 am pdt he has been giving signs 🪧.

2:29 am pdt we are all connected in a circle ⭕️? A hoop ? That never ends?? 🎶🎼🎵There’s probably an end. Dominos?? There’s a very loud thunderous sound been going all night. I cannot believe no one has complained. It’s the second? Time I heard 👂 it. It’s eerie and frightening. Everything and everyone is strange. God is a grater? Beer is good??? People are crazy. 🎶🎼🎵. Gurgling 😞2:35 am pdt

2:44 am pdt incubus wants me scared 😱 of everything. And doesn’t like it when I write ✍️ type or talk. He makes me feel guilt about everything. He gave signs 🪧 he might throw a car 🚗 at me, make a train 🚊 derail if I ride it, but he’s eating 🍽 away at all the hard materials in my bones 🦴 with vinegar and fire 🔥... lake of fire 🔥. I’m not 23, (but sumner is???) and I’m probably in the verge of spontaneous combustion woe is me 🎵🎼🎶😞 hans Christian Anderson?? Little mermaid 🧜‍♀️. Anderson elementary school 🏫. Everything has been decided before conception. Aries ♈️ ram 🐏 = Japanese 🇯🇵 “r” pronunciation like “L”. Sacrificial lamb 🐑 of Abel. Anne ? Or Anna? Was virgin Mary’s mother’s name I learned last year I think 🤔. My mom’s name is Annabel. And virtu is part of my grandmas maiden name. A lot of psychology to keep me quiet? 🤐 or to keep other sacrificial lambs quiet and complacent? As they weaken. Song of Christians Jesus is defender of the weak. 🎶🎼🎵😞 my middle name is my mom’s maiden name which is like nature’s bathtub 🛁. 2:54 am pdt in the apocalypse it tricks you into thinking rams will be saved when they aren’t. In my dads old dictionary it says goats 🐐 mean lecherous man 👨. Today it means greatest of all time. So I’ve been tricked. And so have many others. 2:56 am pdt god is incubus to Virgin Mary . Incubus is lecherous rapist murderer pestilence. God likes things the way they are, status quo. He prefers white peoples over Philippinos and Asians, but he needs only some of them. During COVID disproportionately??? More philippinos have died in California??? Was it? Sam Diego article. 2:59 am pdt incubus does not prefer Filipino but he will use them so he will make them pay 💰 high prices for concert tickets 🎫 probably when they are still relatively third world 🌎 country? Last time I went you still have to bring your own toilet paper 🧻 with you even at the nice new mall, and he will tell them sweet NOTHINGS. 3:01 am pdt

3:07 am pdt I don’t know much about the Philippines 🇵🇭 they have a lot more conveniences now, but it still in some way retains a sort of third world 🌎 feel? There a lot of dirt roads still, maybe shacks? I’m not sure now. More reading 📖 to do if this diarrhea ever stops. I’m pushing my luck now. 3:10 am pdt haughty? unfortunately?. 😞 3:10 am pdt

3:31 am pdt 3:33 am pdt he did it again to the time. Skipped a minute. Please read previous posts and watch his music videos. You will see why I believe this. 3:34 am pdt

3:37 am pdt can a rose 🌹 rose 🥀 by any other name smell 👃 Hana as sweet? ... Juliet is in the east, and Juliet is the sun 🌞 ouch hot 🥵 don’t want to be the sun ☀️ 😭😰 Susanna ... su... close. I can not trust anyone yet I’m typing 💬 all this. 3:41 ehi = pee. Everything is a con I don’t like it 😭😖😭 3:42 am pdt too big = water 💦. 3:43 am pdt gurgled 🥺😞😖😭 it won’t stop! 🛑 3:43 am pdt 3:45 am pdt god = pain.

3:52 am pdt I feel sorrow. I have had a lonely bitter painful life. It will never get better, I will never be well. If I do have a biological child s/he will probably be sacrificed very soon. I anticipate nothing good from those fiends. 3:54 am pdt 3:56 am pdt that or they have actors pretending. They are always pretending. I hate it. Making me believe this then trying to make me believe that. I’m tired. Extremely disappointed that I feel it the sorrow. 😭. I at some point in my life I was afraid to be alone like dad. So I tried too hard to like som people. Some people I think I start liking them and then my feelings changed to the point of feeling sick 🤒🤕😵 when I try to like them again. 4:01 am pdt

4:43 4:44 am pdt also bcz of all my problems I rarely wear makeup 💄. So maroon 5 sugar is not a romantic song 🎵 for me. 4:45 am pdt in the beginning I think incubus tried to trick me , 2017, and sorta when it came out with the music video bcz my dads bday is around the day that’s printed at the beginning of the music video gurgled I’m doomed. I’m not okay! Either. 😵 4:47 am pdt

5:11 am pdt this vinegar they keep putting in me is probably not good for all parts of the body. I anticipate dying soon 🔜. 5:12 am pdt

5:12 am pdt there was a time in my life I really wanted a best friend. Someone once kept telling me we were best friends but I could not consistently reciprocate the feelings. When she said it though I don’t think we hung out that much. I m not sure if she was being honest anymore at that time. She had a lot of friends. There was one woman she seemed very affectionate 🤗 to and she seemed to reciprocate without being lesbians but close? I guess? A lot of best friends are probably like that without crossing that line. And then she found a new woman 👩🏻 to hang out with, then that friend of hers confided in me and another that she felt she was being shut out and what she should do. All I could think of saying was maybe it is time to hang out with more people. 😬😵 feelings are fickle. Unfortunately. And later on the other woman told me that she Had started dating that woman. So essentially, she probably was being shut out, a third wheeler she became. 5:20 am pdt.

5:45 am pdt b4 that woman tried her new lesbian relationship, we had both expressed interest in the same guy. We at the time 5:56 am pdt

5:58 am pdt I don’t trust a lot of people now . I don’t trust people I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ and that’s basically everyone now. Trust is earned. 😞 sometimes I want to trust but if I see something feel something experienced something then, you know. Maybe 🤔 my flaw was I trusted the wrong people too easily. 6:01 am pdt continued: we didn’t tell one another to back off. But I didn’t exactly stand in her way if she wanted to take a picture with him, I let her, we took turns. Then she says she wants to do an artsy company with another guy 😭 and that’s how I ended up 🆙 with Sagittarius ♐️ incubus’ friend Scott (gurgled). 6:04 am pdt

6:21 am pdt I told her we had s*x (gurgled & heard 👂) 6:23 #3

10:25 pm pdt god enlightens who he wants to enlighten. God gives strength to who he wants. God gives and takes away. Nothing is impossible with god. If you know, you know. Sometimes? You don’t know until it’s too late. A lot of movies/tv shows back in the day used to have stuff in it such as a line that sounded like “now that I’ve told now I have to kill you” #3 gurgle 😵 10:29 pm pdt

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✨🌎🌟🌺✨🌎🌟🌺✨🌎🌟🌺✨

The Matrix is a holographic construct that is built on control & slavery projecting illusions of freedom to hijack organic consciousness inducing mass states of hypnosis that can be categorized as Collective Stockholm Syndrome.

It creates false implantations of the Self that engage the reptilian brain, which seeks dominance ensuring an entire civilization dependent on false authority and false security.

It doesn’t represent the authentic state of human consciousness that is sovereign and whole.

It is the very reason for poverty, chronic & mental illness, war, division, child trafficking, and ALL of the suffering in this world.

It’s not a sustainable system by any stretch of the imagination.

It’s a self destructing system that aims to disconnect soul from humanity no matter how much false positivity and false spirituality it bombards you with.

It’s a swindle on the grandest scale.

It will NEVER allow any of its inhabitants to live freely, only in hyperbole fashion.

But what does it want? Simple.

Your Eternal Divinity. Your God-given birthright for abundance and prosperity. We are powerful creators and we’ve been duped into directing our creative power to serve the Matrix as our master rather than our Supreme Creator.

The matrix requires a rigid linear 3D timeline for its enslavement system, which like anything that limits true growth inevitably comes to an end.

Many have accepted their ascension (natural evolution of the soul) embodying the sacred principles for conscious living in harmony with nature and all forms of life as an embodiment of New Earth.

Many are still trapped in the hivemind where their consciousness has been hijacked by the matrix and they are waiting for the false authorities to direct them further into misery and death because they’ve lost their free will.

We are watching The Matrix movie end in real time. (Movies are more real than any news.) Although it can seemingly take years for its completion.

As the matrix continues to collapse (at accelerated speed now) divisions of it are being phased out while higher dimensions are being anchored in.

The controllers (Agent Smith’s) that serve the Matrix are ramping things up to once again hijack consciousness and deliver it to Artificial Intelligence because that is their true master god.

Some questions that help take your power back from the soul sucking matrix and prepare for New Earth:

🍇Do you know how to eat without a market?

🌱Do you know how to heal without a doctor?

📚Do you know how to learn without a teacher?

🧘🏻‍♀️Do you know how to answer your own prayer?

💸Do you know how to live without money?

🏡Do you know how to have property without property tax?

🙏Do you know how to have faith without fear?

♥️Do you know how to love without another?

By, Melissa LaReyna

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[dandylion240]

For the PROMPTS I’D LIKE TO RECEIVE, PART 1.

All of them for dragon girl Josie. She's so pretty and so adorable. I love her.

[ 🧱 ] how would you describe your muses’ morality? what are their core values?

Some people would call her a goody two shoes. She does what she feels is right whether anyone knows or not. Her core values are: family, communication, being true to yourself, honesty and sincerity.

[ 🌎 ] are there any aus you have for your muse? what are they like, and how is your muse different in them?

I don't really have any AU's for her at the moment. I had a fleeting idea of what if she let her empathic abilities control her. Like what if she used those abilities to manipulate people instead of helping them? What if took advantage of people and swindle them out of the possessions etc. I can't imagine her being like that but with her big innocent eys I bet she could get away with it.

[ 😱 ] does your muse have any specific fears? where did those fears come from?

She fears losing her someone she loves; especially Jayden. She can feel his pain and his struggle with depression. She's very thankful that Ryan is there and is able to help him with the pain most of the time. She still worries though.

[ 🤝 ] how does your muse approach intimacy? are they hesitant, or do they like it? what types of intimacy do they like and dislike? (ex. physical intimacy, sexual intimacy, emotional intimacy, etc.)

She doesn't let a lot of people get close to her. Being an empath she can get overwhelmed by strong emotions. She'd rather get to know someone slowly before she becomes too intimate with them. She has kind of a reputation in high school as the ice princess. She's a challenge that most guys don't want to put the time and effort into thawing. Not to mention that she's still searching for her dragon.

[ 👪 ] what is your muse’s relationship with their parents like? was it always this way?

She's very close to both her parents. She can't imagine not having them in her life and being able to go to them with whatever problem she has. She'll text them between classes to see how they are; especially if Jayden wasn't feeling well when she left for school. If she has a feeling that he need someone she'll call Evan to see if he could go home and check on him. She always makes sure they know where she's at and if she's going to be late she'll call. She's always been a thoughtful child and she's never felt the need to rebel. She doesn't get invited to many parties because everyone knows she'll tell her parents and they're all afraid that'll put an end to their plans.

All have the next segment of questions out tomorrow.

Ask your own

[nakedrubbers]

King Swindles 💂🏻‍♂️🌎 Bronx Legend Forever Steven

[ppnuggie]

can i get some tfe tarantulas and swindle headcanons with an s/o who doesn’t really talk much and is known for mostly communicating with lil noises. then one day a subject s/o is very passionate about is brought up and suddenly they have enough words for the entire planet?? thank youuu

　　　　　　EARTHSPARK x gn reader

　　　　『　swindle ,, tarantulas ,, gender neutral reader 』

　　-> reader who’s usually quiet gets really passionate all the sudden

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, comfort ish

　　— tysm for the request :) !! took a little break from requests to clear my mind bc i was kinda having writers block . got a new theme 💪💪 soundwave ofc 😼 requests will still be closed ,, but ill open them when im done with them all ,, also tysm for 1000 followers ! :)

    - tarantulas

| • hes quick to pick up this habit of yours with how perspective he can be ,, a trait hes gotten from being a scientist

| • he also notes the topics you happen to be passionate about ,, bringing them up on days you dont really seem to be yourself on

| • the mech loves to hear you talk ,, always in a high mood when you suddenly start talking up a storm

| • he'll ask questions about the topic ,, or do anything to keep you going ,, its a nice break from working on his usual experiments

    - swindle

| • he notices how little you talk at first ,, but he doesnt really care ,, if it means you wont cause problems for him

| • though he mentions something you particularly like whilst he was ranting about his latest failure of getting hardtop back

| • then all the sudden youre talking his audial sensors off

| • " woah where'd all that come from ?" he asked with a smirk ,, enjoying how nice your voice sounds

| • he learns over the time what you get passionate about ,, and if its an object ,, he'll try to get it for you on his outings

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[ppnuggie]

PeRhApsS a lil angsty??

but Megatron (obviously megatron) and swindle the weasel reacting/comforting their partner when they get self conscious about their body?? Ya know like hip dips and belly pouches and stuff that human men typically make fun of women for,,

idk bestie i want to be comforted by megatron and swindle is on my mind bc of you 🤬🤬

　　　　　　TFE x gn human reader

　　　　『　megatron ,, swindle ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> comforting s/o about stuff

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, angst ,, comfort

　　— good 😈😈 swindle >>>> love you platoniclly 😍

- megatron :

| • one thing he learned once turning over to ghost and working with autobots is how strange humans can be

| • hes noticed theyre always finicky about their appearances ,, always messing with them and changing them constantly

| • and thats how he learned about clothing ,, hairstyles and accessories

| • the most a cybertronian could do was change their models of certain body parts or their paint colors ,, maybe their alt mode

| • so he wasnt too used to how often humans changed their looks

| • and why he was confused as to why you were upset about your body image ,, he wasnt sure what to do to help

| • he personally liked you how you were ,, he never bothered to judge you based off your appearance

| • now that he knows what you dont like about yourself ,, he’ll make sure to show affection towards those places

| • belly pouches ? hes pressing kisses there ,, ignoring your protests to smother you with love

| • hip dips ? he just puts his servos there when hes mass displaced <3

- swindle :

| • he also was another who didnt really bother to pay attention to humans and their bodies

| • though if he sees how you look at yourself in a mirror ,, he’ll get a hint about your current situation

| • he isnt too big about confrontation ,, he’ll let you tell him yourself ,, but if you dont he wont push what hes noticed aside

| • he’ll try to be a little more affectionate ,, servos gliding over your hip dips and your belly

| • if you do tell him ,, he’ll say theres not much for you to worry about ,, that youre fine how you are ,, and if someone does make fun of you for it he’ll do a little something 😨

[ppnuggie]

Since you're doing Earthspark, how about something for Swindle where he and his human! S.O. are a Bonnie & Clyde of sorts. They do crimes and general criminal behavior but as a power couple!

　　　　　　SWINDLE x gn human reader

　　　　『　swindle ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> swindle w/ a criminal s/o

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— sure thing 🫶 you didn’t specify oneshot or hcs so i went w/ hcs

• it was a little strange how you met ,, both of you on the run from authorities and deciding that you were too out of breath to really even put up a fight with the mech ,, yall hid away together for the night

• you got to know him and hit it off a bit ,, slowly building up a friendship and soon a relationship

• sometimes when you’re out about doing whatever ,, he worries you might get caught by the police or any authorities in general

• he’ll be your getaway car ,, sometimes 😏 the first time he was alr but the third time ? nah he made you pay up 🙌

• jokingly says that one of these days he may just turn you over to the authorities ,, but he doesnt mean it ,, he loves you too much for that

• if you murdered a person ? 🧍‍♀️ he just stands there like ,, you aint putting them in my trunk 🤨🤨

• otherwise hes pretty chill ,, sometimes helps you out and you help him with things he can’t reach or is too big to do himself

[ppnuggie]

can i request a swindle x reader where reader likes to just give him stuff they find?? like cool rocks, or funny looking bits of metal

　　　　　　SWINDLE x gn human reader

　　　　『　swindle ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> swindle w/ s/o who finds n gives him things

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— you didn’t specify if it was for hcs or a oneshot so i did hcs <3

• the first time you did it ,, he was hella confused like 🤨🤨 whats this for ?? and as you explained he just kinda hummed along and barely listened

• he kinda threw the first few away ,, but as you kept finding more and more and giving them to him ,, he started to accept it and keeps safe and locked away

• he enjoys hearing what you brought him for the day ,, and how it reminded you of him :>

• he enjoys hearing you talk about it too ,, and sometimes pulls one of the items you gave him awhile ago to show he still has them and stuff

• he’d be a bit upset if he were to lose the items ,, maybe he misplaced them all but he’d lose his mind abt it ,, itd be like one of those films where the kids broke smt and try to hide it from their mom ,, except he lost the items and is tryna act normal in front of you

• sometimes when hes alone he ponders them ,, maybe inspecting the items and replaying the memory of you talking about it in his mind ,, its soothes him to say the least

• he might or might not have gotten you a little item he found that reminded him of you ,, better say thank you 🙄🤨

• he’ll be absolutely giddy if you still have it months later <33

[ppnuggie]

OMG YOU ARE DOING EARTHSPARK? YOU ARE NOW ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUTHORS 😭 Can I get Swindle x human reader headcanons please? 🙏🏻

　　　　　　SWINDLE x gn human reader

　　　　『　swindle ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> swindle relationship hcs 🫶🫶

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— swindle is so babygirl 😭😭 man got me giggling and shit like wtf 😭😭 ALSO HELLOO ??? TRACKS PFP 😏😏

• honestly its quite difficult explaining how you two met ,, because you were just walking around and minding your business and then all the sudden you’re in a car ??

• turns out swindle might’ve mistaken you for a ghost agent ,, who looked nothing like you in your defense ,, bro’s just blind asf and doesnt wanna admit it

• other than that it was chill ,, he put you back on the sidewalk and you two continued your day

• and than it happened again ,, bro thought you were another ghost agent ,, now at this point it was confusing but he put you back and yada yada

• now the third time it happened ,, you just thought you were just that attractive and smexy ,, bc mans came back for a third time ,, and he keeps saying he mistook you like its okay baby girl 😏 you can think youre not down bad all you want

• bro really is blind ,, even if his face is literally 99% eyes anyways

• at that point it was just fate or smt ,, and yall decided to hang out because nothing else was happening in your life that was interesting and he hasnt pulled a gun on you

• besides ,, he was making money left and right from god knows where ,, and he was taking you to chikfila every other weekend so who’s to complain ??

• as your relationship grew closer ,, swindle kept shaking off the thought of liking you more than he does ,, at least until a certain smt happened

• maybe hardtop found out about you or maybe he didnt ,, and maybe he pulled a gun or two on you ,, and then again maybe he didnt

• but it was after that incident swindle had to come to terms with the fact he liked you ,, then he started getting all defensive for no reason and all

• the next time he saw you he took you straight to chikfila and told you his feelings right as you were about to inhale them nuggets but it was already too late as you were choking by the time he finished his confession

• cue 20 minutes of this guy being an idiot 🫶

• yall got into your relationship ,, more chikfila 😩😩 ,, but now hardtop has deal with this too 💀 he ends up apologizing for how he acted

• swindle is affectionate and doesnt care ,, unless youre the one who’s initiating it ,, then he’ll get all ‘this holding hands business is useless’

• as if he’s not being extra careful not to break your fingers and bending down a little so you can reach his hand in the first place 🙄🙄

• you said i love you first 🫶 but he did the first kiss ,, in the middle of the woods ,, so romantic ,, after he got you chikfila ofc

• he talks about you to hardtop without even realizing it 💀 this man is balls deep in love w/ you ,, hardtop however is so done w/ it 👩‍🦯

• swindle loves giving you kisses <33 receiving them tho ,, he’ll just playfully wipe them off himself if he’s in public or in front of hardtop

• but the moment youre in private he’s holding you gently and tracing your skin ,, looking at the markings on there whether it be a scar or some freckles ,, or maybe a scratch you got recently

• hes so goofy he acts like hes tough shit over text but in person he acts like he came straight outta gta 5 ,, like one of the npcs and stuff

• he definitely sends gifs to you 🙄

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