#🌀 - Friend

[boycarpetkitty]

haiii... Kitty Carpet here (INTROJECT / FICTIVE). Totally not a time traveler I could never. He/it/neos are okay although I do prefer it/its... Am a roseboy with a shit ton of mental issues. Ask me! ฅᨐฅ

Am matching basically 90% of my profile with @lucidboyzluv... He’s cool. I talk about diseases, reblog soft gore and religious imagery, and I am a WEIRDO!!!! Be warned

I'm bisexual, hyperromantic & hypersexual and polyamorous. I'm also erotomanic (IN RECOVERY / TREATMENT), pyrophiliac, macrophiliac, and objectum. I prefer to not be made fun because of them. I love my wives and my husband very much!

i'm hyperfixated on pinback buttons, prions and diseases caused by them, and microwaves. i love teeth and blood and vomit and God and Jesus and ballet and valentine’s day. besides being kitty carpet, i'm also derpina, nene, and hange zöe!

any sourcemates plss interact. i miss u all and i love u all!! :3

...despair horror. (´・ω・`) icon creds here~

[ikilledtvguy]

WHAT WHAT WHATEHATWHAT

[teddybeartoji]

i saw the anon that said suguru had a prince albert and all i have to say is, when satoru sees hiw much you like sugurus new piercing he wants to get one two, but he completely doesnt account for how painful it could be and he ends up crying 😢 poor baby just wants to be cool like suguru. also what piercing do you think he'd try and get? i was thinking a tongue piercing or something on his eyebrows or nose.

love your work - 🌀

SATORU WITH WEIRD PAIN TOLERANCE YES YES YEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!! in my head he's also very bad with piercings (i am aswell lmao) like when it comes to pain stuff in bed he's totally fine and then he goes to get One piercing and he's keeling over bc it hurts so bad (he's just like meee omgg)

the idea of him nearly tearing up because of a piercing is so funny i know he has suguru right there with him to hold his handhgsghdashgghdasgh he's so cuteeee <- is talking abt a grown man

with that said . i do still really like to see him with piercing lmao he might get them and then try and act like it was fine while suguru and shoko know how much he was whining abt the healing processhgsadghshgdgas ANYWAYY i think he'd rock just about every kind of a piercing out there.. a tongue piercing would be my first pick for him as well he would be so extra hot with one i wanna screamm but man............... you mentioning eyebrows and the nose.......... woowwwww you really did smth here i really fucking want him with an eyebrow one now.....................

like plssss uni bf!satoru with a tongue piercing and an eyebrow one and then maybe a good few holes in his ears too i'm going to tear my eyes out he would look sooooooo fucking hott good goddd

[fl04tingcl0uds]

"Aeolus!!! Hello, Dawling~" The messenger God waved as he floated near them, the slight seductive tone in his voice obvious. He barely even noticed

"How's my favorite Wind God doing?"

- @1-pupp3t33r (Hermes ofc)

“Hermes~! Hi love~!” *They grab him and kiss his cheeks. This was just normal interaction for them- this didn’t even seem gay anymore-*

“I’m just fine baby, making teas and testing them. Seeing which ones are the best of the best! You know how it is.”

[lostjudgmnt]

im so tired of feeling like shit and dying all the time and knowing its always my fault all the time. i hate myself

[alterouslyinlove]

how to get validation without seeming annoying or making it obvious that you need validation to survive. puter do you hear me

[o-scrivello]

Hi Mr Orin :D -🌀

Hey kid. You okay today?

[pumazoey]

𝕚’𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥~

*ೃ༄ name hoard: lex, glory, noel, inez, vera, clay, astrid, jemilla, rika, hilda, popplio, espeon, lavender, socks, selene, cleo, midnight, vanessa, beatrix, rosemary, and any nicknames derived from those

*ೃ༄ pronouns: it/he/she/sun/snow/light/meow/doll (no they/them pls!)

minor + taurus + enfp + 6w5 + adhd + cougar and siamese cat therian + fictkin + agere

𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊 lesbian ✰ genderqueer 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊

*ೃ༄ my blocktag is "glory dont look". please tag: anything relating to pregnancy/childbirth (babies themselves are ok), zoey chambers x any character, anything zoey-negative (ie character hate or talking about bad things happening to her), the ship starrypoet, anything with the names flora, florence, or freddie, and any use of 'sunflower' as a pet name (oddly specific, i know)

BYF: i have a difficult time controlling my emotions, severe jealousy, attachment and abandonment issues, and struggle with attention-seeking behaviour. i don’t expect anyone to try to fix these issues for me but if you see me struggling, an ask or dm goes a long way to make me feel cared about, especially because of said abandonment issues! please dni if your name is flora or freddie

*ೃ༄ fandoms: hatchetfield/starkid, rtc, various other plays and musicals, and then there were none, stardew valley, pokémon, animal crossing, warriors

*ೃ༄ my ao3 is .zoeyslament. i run @zoey-chambers, my moodboard account. vents on @lexpeon, or use the tag #vera vents if you wanna block that

*ೃ༄ dni if: zoo/pedo/necro, bigot, terf, believe that anyone with npd/bpd/hpd/aspd is inherently abusive. also if you dislike zoey chambers. sorry shes my fave, we love her here

TAKEN ANON MARKERS: 🌱🦤🦖🦋🐌☢️🎢🪻🦇🪶🍋🏹🦈🛹🕸️

header made by beckybarnes, blinkie by cherrieguroo!

rip bruce (july 5th 2019 - november 8th 2024): your head was empty, but your heart was full

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[alvaeris]

Injecting a metal nail has the capability to cause internal bleeding, abdominal pain, vomiting, or rectal pain. It is possible to pass a metal nail with no issue.

It is recommended to go to a doctor as a X-ray will be needed to monitor the passage of the foreign body through the digestive tract.

Worst case scenario it gets stuck in your esophagus and penetrates the inner lining causing infection, internal bleeding, and in nearly every case - death.

It can also puncture the stomach, intestines - though luckily the odds of such happening are low because of the natural movement of the intestines that would make the mail parallel to the walls in the tract - and even your anus.

Sepsis is likely.

Tetanus is also likely - dependent on the age and rusting of the nail.

There is also a small possibility of metals leaking into your bloodstream. This, however is the least of your worries as most items ingested typically are only in your body 24 to 73 hours - metal poisoning is developed over a period of weeks to months.

That was rather easy lol

- 🌀 (I am tired of typing my name out lmao!

ah! very helpful, thanks. uhm. how to know if the nail has gotten stuck in my digestive system and is giving way to, all those, wonderful things? what if it was a small nail?

[simpburs-radqueer-blog]

Hello! We are the mossy grove!

collectively It/They !!

Bodily AMAB but barely any of us identify us such !!

Radqueer !! Agefluid, Polyfragmented grove.

Collective IDs:

transids : Trisharmed, Transdyscalcula, Trisyandere, Transwheelchairuser, transcrutchuser, Transharmful, Translandmine and questioning!

cisids : Cisanxiety, Cisdepression, CisOLD, CisPlural, Ciscaneuser

other ids: FauxInnocent, Agefluid, Permatired, Permabruised

Tags!! (Some of our old posts won’t have these)

💥 - Kaboom

💉 - Nicole

💘 - Cassidy

🌀 - Friend

🌾 - Clementine

🪐 - Pluto (She is anti-radqueer! Any anti rq posts she makes will be deleted)

🔌 - Big Q

[riddlingabout]

Get ready for

Audits

Audits

Up your

✨ears✨

Audits

In your

✨yinyang✨

Audits up your

✨wazoo✨

the way i AUDIbly squealed at this eeeee

(pun intended)

also, lauren is... illegally hot in this gif, are you KIDDING me queen?!?!?!?

someone call a lawyer... (* ≧∀≦ *)

[perversevictim]

you want to go out with your friends? you want to leave me alone with all of our kids while you go have fun? are you fucking kidding me? no, no, it’s fine — it doesn’t even fucking matter. no, go out with your friends while i stay home and take care of our kids.

i can’t believe you would fucking do this to us. it’s fine — just go… oh, so now you want to stay? now you want to be a father? our family comes first… remember that.

[5unrider]

me playing ffxiv for the first time ever and finally actually grasping the mechanics and what i'm doing / supposed to be doing, resulting in me no longer running around like an overwhelmed and confused silly goose

[fl04tingcl0uds]

"Dawling~"

Hermes waved with a smile, a whole bottle of wine inside of his carrier bag... how the fu-

He wasn't exactly wearing anything new, just a slightly sparklier version of his normal outfit.

"Just here to check if you're all ready for the date~"

- @1-pupp3t33r (Hermes ofc)

“Yes! I’m so ready!” *They had swapped their golden Shoulder Necklace for a pearl one and their golden belt was also replaced with pearls (from Aphrodite of course)*

*They floated over and slid off the cloud. Their feet hitting the ground with no sound. They grabbed his arm and smiled at him.* “You look good, nice and sparkly!”

*The winion that suggested the wine nodded and pointed at the sky garden for them to walk through. Half of this probably would’ve been so much harder if the winions didn’t help him set up a cute little picnic.*

[2001xp]

real question is it weird to say to someone that you hope you two can become friends when you're trying to befriend them. does it make you look desperate. please say no bc i already did that

[alterouslyinlove]

FAGGOT 😡

AHHHH