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Thinking about if my Alice Parker were to meet Miles Morales and I'm having feelings

They would immediately meet and Miles would be a proud baby deer and show off his electricity and invisibility and Alice is all "Omg you are a freak of nature and I love you" and girlie spends a solid ten minutes trying to analyze what the hell he is scientifically

Next interaction is Miles wanting to get better at Spanish but not wanting to have anything to do with Miguel so he goes to who he thinks is his next best thing, Alice, and is all "Hey ma'am could you help me with my spanish?" and Alice goes "I'm honored that you think I'd be a good tutor but I am Portuguese"

He ends up drawing her a few times and one time Alice comes up behind him without him noticing and sees the drawing and goes "omg I look amazing" and he ends up jumping and sticking to the ceiling

Alice asks if she can see more and he tells her he'll allow her to when he feels more confident with his art (Cuz she asked so nicely)

Alice's suit gets roughed up and after she fixes it some of the color is gone so she goes to him and asks him to put back the gold accents and Miles' lil heart bursts with joy as he pulls out painters tape and spray cans

He puts in a gold color like she wanted but adds a bit of orange in areas to give it that nice shading and Alice nearly passes out at how pretty it is

Alice teaches him chess, Miles is more than happy to learn but notices the vaguely sad look in her eyes

She beats his ass at chess

One time Alice is explaining some tech stuff and goes "I'm telling you man, it's science!" and Miles ends up crying later cuz she reminds him of Uncle Aaron

One time Miles goes on about nerd and art shit and Alice ends up crying later cuz he reminds her of her dead little brother

Both of them finally admit this later and have a good cry together before getting ice cream

If Jefferson and Rio end up learning about Miles' identity, he brings Alice to his universe and introduces her to them. They love her cuz she does all the proper first introduction stuff and has a pretty decent understanding of their culture

If May and Ben end up learning about Alice's identity, she brings Miles to her universe and May and Ben pull out the adoption papers on sight (Metaphorically, of course)

One time Miles ends up needing to crash at their place, and Alice opens the door to a room next to her own and tells him he can stay there for the night. Miles doesn't need to be told that it's her brother's, he makes sure to respect the place, the stuff in it, and the amount of respect and trust shown in the display of not only letting him see it, but letting him sleep in it.

"At least I'm not a knock off Spider-Man" "At least I can hug my parents" "At least I got an uncle" "At least I got a--"

When Miles graduates, he invites his Spider-friends to sneak themselves in to attend the party. Alice is included in the invitation and happily accepts the offer. She spends a little more time trolling Spider-Ham and Spider-Noir than she should.

Now I need this duo god fucking dammit

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Obsessed with my Harry now so I'm dumping headcanons on him, both old and new:

Harry calls May and Ben "Aunt May" and "Uncle Ben", no matter if he's friends with Peter or Alice. In both universes, those two took in that boy and made him their own.

Harry doesn't like scummy rich people and is scared to death of becoming one, yet he still wears a suit and tie any time he leaves the house because the idea of entering the public in normal civilian clothes (With the exception of purposefully trying to hide) is appalling

In the "My Friend Alice" verse, Harry became business partners with Tony Stark not only because of his respect for the man, but because it also gives him more opportunities to hang out with Alice in business settings, and the press can't nail him for trying to steal Stark's secrets when he's working with the guy.

In the "My Friend Alice" verse he 1000% has a crush on Alice. It started even before she came out, causing him to have a total identity crisis. Since he properly realized his feelings, he's done everything in his power to hide the crush as it bloomed into straight-up love. He loves being friends with her way too much to risk losing it by being a dumbass and asking her out.

Harry's home already had a lab from when his dad owned the place, but since it went to him he's since upgraded the lab to accommodate all sorts of scientific bullshit

Harry's specialty is biology, but he's secretly a massive poetry fan

Feel free to dm me or whatever the fuck if one of these is appealing for some reason

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Thinking about how not only is my Norman an outcast in his universe, but he's also an outcast among his variants, and he's probably an outcast of the spider society as well. I accidentally created the most isolated muse of all time.

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I see no difference

If you ignore all the crimes and mean things he says he's really just a little guy

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Last night I had an idea an everyone needs to know but what if in Spider-Norman's universe his dad ends up becoming the Green Goblin?

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Ranking some of my muses on how likely they are to agree with Miguel's canon theory (0 = Absolutely against it ; 10 = Completely with him, ride or die):

Alice: 0. I've explained this more than enough. She'd definitely feel sorry for him tho

Norman: I'm gonna be dead honest he's probably a 5 at the beginning. Like, dude literally discovers that in every universe he's the Green Goblin (Or makes Harry the Green Goblin like in TASM) so he'd buy into the idea of certain things just HAVING to happen. However as time went on he'd probably move away from it a bit and join Miles after seeing that Miles' existence as Spider-Man isn't doing a thing to his universe. He'll also have a big moment of realizing that technically by Miguel's definition he's an anomaly too, and anomalies gotta stick together. Ends with a 3, because he still believes that there are paths of fate in the multiverse that shouldn't be disrupted by the presence of people from other universes.

Harry: Dude gives me 3 vibes. I think logically he'd find the idea of spider people NEEDING different things to happen to be a good explanation, but he'd ultimately disagree with how the Spider society is doing things. Also, again, Alice would hate the idea and he's ride or die for her so if Alice hates it then he's definitely not gonna work with it.

Laurie & Green Goblin: Laurie is a 6.5, Goblin is a 0. Laurie is similar to Norman and Harry as far as her reasoning is concerned, but she'd ultimately disapprove of relying on an AI to figure out what is and isn't a canon event. Goblin just hates it purely because she hates being controlled unfairly, and the whole idea of canon events is about control on a multiversal scale.

MJ Watson & MJ: Both MJs are 5s. They'd definitely find it a bit odd that they seem to end up with Peter Parker in almost every timeline, and would probably put it up to fate to an extent. I think they'd believe in the presence of a canon, but would disagree with trying to predict what it is and trying to force it to happen. If it's really canon and meant to happen, then Miguel wouldn't need to trap Miles to make it happen because it'd just do that on it's own.

Hartley Rathaway: Hartley is a -5. Dude's a commie, the whole spider society relies on an authoritarian structure. Even if the logic seems sound to him, he's still not gonna support it.

The Thinker (Clifford Devoe): 1000. He'd probably be the one to make Miguel change his mind, cuz my boy Clifford would take the whole idea of canon universes and stretch it into this idea of the need of multiversal control. Dude literally tried becoming something of a dictator of his Earth by removing emotions from everyone, so he'd definitely be foaming at the mouth at the opportunity to do it on a multiversal scale. Miguel would be horrified.

Ballister: 3. Logic seems semi-reasonable to him, but the spider society reminds him of the Institute too much so he's automatically not gonna trust it. Also they'd probably call Nimona an anomaly and when that happens he's declaring war.

In conclusion: Most of my muses are commies except for The Thinker, who's a literal fascist. Yay for variety I guess? Also please feel free to add to the conversation cuz all jokes aside Miguel is pretty complex, as well as the whole canon vs. freedom argument

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Alice when interacting with Miguel before ATSV was released: Oh??? Grumpy old guy??? Potential father figure????

Alice when interacting with Miguel after ATSV was released: Fuck your shitty Spider-Suit, fuck your alternate daughter, fuck your alternate universe, and fuck you.

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Harambe wasn't killed in Alice's universe and is still living happily with all the bananas he could dream of

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Tempted to add this ugly big brained guy to my blog

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Okay but imagine being Norman Osborn: Your dad is shitty and abusive, your mom is dead, you got no friends, people think you're a dick but you're secretly their favorite (and only) superhero. And then the multiverse opens up and you got people from every multiverse joining in on the "Norman is an asshole" campaign. And they're actually kinda right, just not about you.

My bro is having it ROUGH

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Headcanon list about Alice Parker / Spider-Woman:

Alice has dyslexia. She wasn't properly diagnosed, but she shows all the obvious symptoms. Alice doesn't typically share this with people due to insecurities, and has come up with many techniques to help her read some of the sentences, and to hide that she can't read others. Her dyslexia is part of why she's so good with machines, because dyslexic brains tend to visually process things from all angles at once.

One of the reasons why Alice was selected by Tony Stark to be his intern above all the other candidates was because of how assertive she was in the interview. While the other snobby, rich candidates took every insult without complaint and spent their time trying to prove to Tony why he was wrong, Alice shut him down the moment he started. After a quick rant that ended with Alice calling him a "stuck-up asshat who was nothing like what Iron-Man should be", Tony hired her on the spot (After explaining the test, of course).

The spider-society has a small algorithm in place to help pick out potential candidates to join the group. The algorithm put together a large list of spiders considered to be good at their jobs, and Alice was on that list. Miguel removed her from said list after reading up on her and finding clips of all her anti-authoritarian shenanigans and annoying jokes, but the little brat still managed to worm her way into the spider society anyways <3

In Alice's universe, she was the one who had to defend Harry from bullies, instead of the other way around in most other universes. Harry was a meek, anxious kid who didn't like fights, while Alice was loud, confident, and more than happy to punch Flash in his stupid face.

Gwen Stacy was Alice's first major crush (Whether it turns into anything more depends on me finding any Gwen muses who're actually willing to rp with me)

Alice has an entire collection of grown-ups who she's reverse-adopted.

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Omg I can't believe my MJ got his own wiki page

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Ranking random characters I ship with Alice Parker just because:

Gwen Stacy: Doesn't matter if she's a spider-person or a normie, Gwen x Alice would definitely be the superior pairing. Fits my favorite trope of "Dumbass who's secretly Suave and Cool" x "Suave and Cool who's secretly a Dumbass"

America Chavez: I've read some comics with America in them, so I can say with confidence that if America called Alice "Chica" the poor girl would faint, her lil gay heart can't take it. Also if it were closer to the MCU then America sneaking out of the Sanctum to see Alice or trying to smuggle Alice into her universe without Stephen noticing is the funniest shit in the world. Stephen would hate Alice so fucking much

Harry Osborn: Doesn't have to be from her universe, a lot of Harry's could work. It's about the drama, the (vaguely) enemies to lovers, the moment when both realize that they don't really want to be on opposite sides. Even better because unlike America and Gwen, these two would probably have a harder time seeing each other cross-universe

MJ Watson: I've got the least amount of reasoning for MJ, but I've had a few threads with Alice and MCU!MJ and I can see it. No reason why, but I can see it

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Thinking about my teleporty energy-manipulating black cat vibes muse concept again