#🅿️easley rants

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everyone always talks about the andean cock of the rock but what the hell is this

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me being jack of all trades: fuck yes hahaha this is so awesome

me being master of none: well this sucks. what the fuck.

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being on team frye is the only way to get into heaven and 82.27% of you just lost that chance btw

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smash announcer: MEN KISSING!

shitty wiimote speaker: [exaggerated lip smack noise]

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tagged by @amyroze like a week ago Sorry I forget

rules: make a poll with five of your all time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same.

And I tag @mymarifae @pinkcanine @zackfairmutual @meteorherd I forget who else likes being tagged in these Anyone can do this for fun

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how many spiders do you eat in a year?

████████████████████zero████████████████ 99%

| 3650,000+ 1%

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Possibly funniest misconception about bottom surgery is the idea that you will gain a new "weak spot" by having balls installed like #1 have you never been kicked in the pussy because that hurts like hell #2 do you think what makes being kicked in the balls hurt is the shape of the ballsack and not like. The testicles.

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ultimately i think "are genderbends transphobic" is kind of a dead end conversation without an at least somewhat specific definition of what "genderbend" means because some people are going to hear that term and think "Girl version of roadhog that is 5'2 petite feminine and explicitly cisgender" and some people are going to hear it and think "any trans interpretations of a character where they are a different gender than they are in canon"

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I think it sucks how many trans allies and even trans people themselves know that sex and gender are not the same but still believe sex to be binary and immutable

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I think people should start romanticizing phalloplasty scars the way they do top surgery scars I think that would be awesome

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Damn I really havent been posting lately none of you know who airi momoi is

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WHERE THE FUCK DID MY REFRESH BUTTON GO

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transgender sniper tf2: I'll be honest with ya, my parents do NOT care for it. unlike my transition which they wholeheartedly support me in.

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I will be honest as someone who is like. on the taller side I really do not give a fuck about people making all their transmasc ocs short or proclaiming any short man transgender if I want to feel represented I can just interpret any of the million existing male characters my height or taller as trans. I can think of many stories off the top of my head that do not contain more than 2 men under 5'8.

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almost any b name could be my name there are other worlds out there where im named bartholomew or barnaby. theres not one where im named benedict though.