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💑

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💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 

“ Mmm. Let’s see -- they gotta be really handsy and and put their moneywhere their mouth is. I’m not one to fuck around when it counts. . . Butthey gotta be ready for a little shit and having some fun for the sake offun. They also gotta be ready to handle this ride, y’know? None of thatcoy bullshit or second guessing. It’s all in or nothing for the ‘Charly Experience’. 

Also looks ain’t but they’re second to the person, y’know? Like somecard bullshit. I’ve seen a lot of freaks and chic working the midway and itain’t always the pretty ones who are best for you. So I don’t really give a shitwhat a person looks like. As long as they got an ass I can slap? I’m set forlife! ”

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😊 👍 😉

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😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date?  

Oh hell yeah, she would. When Charly wants something or someone, she is absolutely the type to go get it. She’s got very little in regards to inhibitions and she sure as hell won’t deny herself anything if it’s right there for her. So if you get on her radar -- watch out. She’ll getcha.

👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking?  

Now playing off the above, Charly isn’t afraid to ask. That said if she wants to taunt or coax someone into initiating things with her - she’ll definitely do it. She thinks it’s cute when someone asks her out and she’s definitely more inclined to give them her all when it happens.

😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 

Oh god. She’s got quite a few. She’s the kind of girl to try everything at least once - just for the sake of it. She loves a good rough housing and she won’t say no to bit of manhandling. She loves playing dress up and she is all about a party -- the more the merrier. Hair pulling is also a big thing for her, as well as biting. The list could go on for a long time but those are just some.

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❤

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❤ = kissing them . && 回 = patching a wound . 

“ You’re not mad I went and wrecked you night, then? ” 

Her grin was sure, albeit slightly lilted as she ran her tongue pointedlyover her busted lip with a little chuckle. That along side with the the ratherwicked cut to her arm were small prices to pay. Yeah, it hadn’t been thesmartest move to reject a handsy mob boss. Nor was it smart to punch theguy in the jaw when he’d grabbed her ass and tried to haul her back. ButCharly didn’t do anything she wasn’t interested in -- and she had a point tomake. 

If The Joker hadn’t stepped in and gotten her ass out of that tight spot, shewould’ve been another statistic of beaten and murdered gals. She knew thatfor a fact and it was one of the more humbling moments in her lifetime. 

“ I would’ve given them Hell if they kept it up. Probably would have my assskewered and throat slit for it -- but they didn’t respect the rules you set up.So I made a point of remindin’ them, ” she filled the silence with her chatter,hand nursing her jaw as she watched him work, “ Those rowdy fuckers had itcoming and I bet they would’ve done worse if we let ‘em contin-- ” 

And just like that she was silenced. Kissing tends to do that to a person. Especiallywhen that person was amorous by nature. It wasn’t romantic or polite. It wasprobably meant to just shut her up. But Charly leaned in all the same, even as herlip busted open again. By the time he pulled back, her grin was blinding. 

“ I knew you liked me, Mr. All-Work-No-Play. Guess I better get the shit kickedoutta me more often if that’s what it’ll get me, huh. ”

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☠

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☠ = pushing them against a wall . 

Air left her all at once, spine rigid and lips parted in a voiceless cry. This motherfucker knew how to dish out what he preached - which was unlucky for her because it hurt like a bitch. She wouldn’t be surprised ifbruises ran up all along her back when this was all over. But she didn’tlet it get to her. Instead she flashed a smile – all teeth and no mirth. Shewas livid. Blood boiling and fingers itching to scratch and claw at anythingshe could. Especially at him. 

“ Y’fuck – ” the strained words fell from her as she stared down at him,blood oozing in slow rivulets from a gash that ran along her forehead. “ Didn’tyour mama ever tell you a lady’s word is final? ” Charly reared back justenough to spit the blood pooling in her mouth at him - landing in an unattractivesplat on his shoulder. Her smile only growing more. 

“ Just ‘cause I told you no to your fucking cult bullshit doesn’t mean youget to throw a fit like a baby. You and your fucked up friends are the last peopleI’d fuckin’ help. You haven’t got shit to offer that I’d want. ”

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“I would rather have a cup of teeea than uh, sex.”

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" Oh boo hoo. You’re just a big spoil sport when itcomes to my having some fun. But I get it! I really do, ” camethe easy reply, body leaning back ostentatiously until she was sprawled lazily in the chair. Tongue clicking and foot swayingas she propped it on the top of her knee. 

“ You ain’t tall enough for this ride! No shame in being pint-sizedwhere it counts - tons of guys suffer like you do. They got thoseweird pumps if you need them. Panda once told me about a guywho used one. Nearly blew his dick RIGHT OFF! So best becareful if you think you might need help in that area. ”

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“ i think i got that in a fortune cookie once.”

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“ Oh yeah? Got that real feng shui shit vibe to it, doesn’t it?I could write those suckers for those companies – but I’d getfired real fast. I’d put too many ‘ you should suck some dick’sinto them. Just for shits and giggles… ” 

Her grin was wide and cheeky as she sprawled out further inher seat, head tilted back with a quiet hum. 

“ Better tack on some lucky numbers to my words of the wise,eh old man? Your lucky number is 69. Have fun with it. ”

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Ⓐ

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Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

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Ⓐ !

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

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‘rough touch’

Rough Touch Meme | accepting

25. Your muse pins mine onto the ground. 

Blood pumping and breaths shallow as the body above herslammed her down into the carpeted floor below. Heart andwarmth coursed through her in waves and her gaze was alightwith open desire. Lips quirking up into a slow, wicked little grin.One filled with promises as she went lax beneath the woman’sgrip. Legs spread and chin tilted upward in invitation . 

“ Ohhhhh, playing rough huh? How did you know that was myfavourite kind of game? ” Charly’s voice was thick with equalparts amusement and excitement. Testing the hold on her didn’thelp to abate the sensation, her tongue coyly running along herteeth for the briefest moment. “ You keep this up, mama, and youknow I won’t be able to contain myself. Not that I ever do. ”

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“I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.”

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“ Oooohhh easy there, tiger. Getting ahead of yourself a bit. ” 

Leaning in real close to the guy, she flashed him a cheeky little smileas she reached up to pinch his cheek. Hard and relentlessly. Cacklingto herself as she did. 

“ After all - I function based on an eye for an eye. You wanna mark meup, pretty boy? Then you’re going to get just as bruised as me. It’s onlyfair, right? ” A pause, eyes narrowing coyly as she leaned in - lips grazingthe shell of his ear just momentarily. 

        “ It’s also more fun that way, if you get me. ”

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“I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.”

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A pointed suck at her teeth, loud and obscene, as her lipssplit into a knowing smile. Hand on her jutting hip, Charlymade a point to blatantly look him over. By the time shemet his gaze again, she was practically wriggling in excitement. 

“ You’re in luck, then! I happen to be very proficient in gettingpeople naked and telling them what to do. It’s like it was destinyor some shit, huh? ”

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“Is that all your mouth is good for?

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The fucking bastard. All smiles and soft condescension - alwaysrelishing in how she squirmed under his watch. A complete andutter psychopath that had her baring her teeth in a forced grin. Pridedriving her more than anything. 

“ Oh no. That ain’t all it’s good for. This mouth has seen a looooot ofaction in its days and knows every trick in the book to make your bugeyes cross, ” Charly gritted out, slumping in her seat as she leveleda displeased glare at him. 

“ But you don’t get any of those benefits, mother fucker. I only sharemy secrets when I’m nice and buttered up. And actually like whoI’m sharing them with. ”

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“What’s in it for me?”

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" Isn’t time spent with me good enough incentive? ” 

It was all in good fun, really, as Charly sidled her way into thewoman’s space. Hands sliding up to press against her shoulderssuggestively as she practically leered at her. Hips wriggling inplayful excitement. 

“ And -- you get a nice crisp $50 for gas if you get me where I needto go. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me. Money and some hot assto keep you company for the car ride. ”

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“I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.”

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Smoke drifted in lazy circles from her lips, brows raised andgrin wide as she kicked out her legs. Ankles crossing and bodyslinking further down into its elegant sprawl, fixing Ginger with aknowing look. 

“ Oh baby, you don’t need to sell yourself short for me. I’d ratherpay your tight ass top dollar to, as Panda says, to get ‘da full package deal man’, ” the words were followed by a childish giggle, fingers wriggling coaxingly out at her, “ But first you gotta gimme a preview of the goodiesso I know exactly what I’m getting into. ”

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"This whole world it ah, neeeeeds to be c l e a n s e d."

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" Cleansed, huh? You think you’re hot enough shit to do it? ” 

Shoulders rigid and jaw clenched, Charly took an instinctive stepbackwards. Eyes trained fully on the pale, ghastly face in front ofher. Flashes of 31 blending into the background and overlappingthe reality of just another costumed freak with a god complex. Itwas enough to set her blood to boil. 

“ What makes you think you don’t deserve to fry with the rest ofus, Bozo, huh? You’re not better than any one of us mother fuckersdown here. You’re just creepier. ”

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“You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.”

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Back to the wall, panting and boneless, tired was a damn understatement.Sheer exhaustion threatened to knock her out - but her determined assself wouldn’t move a goddamn inch or close her eyes while these clownswere lurking around. Instead she simply leveled the woman - Sex Head -with a halfhearted glare. Head dropping back to prop up against the wallbehind her with a dull thump. 

                              “ Bitch, please. ” 

Voice hoarse and a mirthless laugh bubbled up from within her, she raisedtwo hands to pat herself lightly on the chest. 

                        “ I’m always fuckin’ cute. ”