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snnydcysarch · 9 months

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𝕊𝕆ℕℕ𝕐 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℍ 𝔸 ℂℍ𝔸ℕℂ𝔼 𝕀ℕ𝔹𝕆𝕏 𝕄𝔼𝕄𝔼

this consists of quotes from both season one and season two of sonny with a chance. might make a part two at some point since the show has so many iconic quotes and i can't fit all of them here. maybe i'll even make a shippy/angst one too, we'll see!

SEASON ONE

" i heard screaming and crushing metal... so i cut my massage to an hour and rushed right over. "

" guys i have a confession to make... i asked for a water cup and got soda. "

" i was his duck duck and he was my goose. "

" if i'd been getting bad press because i shoved an old lady.. could've rented an old lady. "

" why are you wearing a bib? " / " jealous? " / " i have my own bib " / " not of the bib- "

" no, not better. just different. in a better way. "

" that is the last time i date twins. "

" dude, is that my phone? " / " oh yeah, it is, thanks! "

" STOP SCARING US WITH MATH!!! "

" there will come a day when zac efron comes knocking on that door and he's like 'hey, can i come in?' and i'll be like, 'oh no, you're banned.' "

" stupid spork. not a spoon, not a fork. can't get me out of an evil talk show. what good are you?!! "

" i don't need this! i was in camp hip hop! "

" musical chairs.. you're challenging us to musical chairs? "

" this arm says, 'let's cuddle' and this arm says, 'hey good game brah!' "

" somebody wanted to try on the weird beard. "

" yeah, we make a good couple... HYPOTHETICALLY! "

" sad kid.. i have no idea what to do here. "

" i thought it was a skating show! not an animal morgue! "

" well, if i told you that we were going to see dead giraffes, would you have taken me?"

SEASON TWO

" ah! you are one pretty man! "

" you know, it's moments like this where you learn to appreciate having real friends... i'm gonna go find one. "

" i'd rather set sail on the titanic. at least those people had a nice meal before they went down. "

" mhm, mommy did. "

" you know what? i'm gonna break up with you because i don't like your singing. "

" [name] and [name] sitting in the tree... that's it. just sittin. "

" ah. guess all that reading you're doing isn't making you smarter now, is it? "

" if it wasn't for you, i wouldn't have dropped out of school to become 'harry the hotdog.' "

" vision? who are you, raven? "

" i'm a man, baby! "

" you're a baby, man! "

" this would be so much easier if i was a dude. "

" this would be so much easier if i was an average dude. "

" ah, so you're the one giving lip to my lady. you know, that used to be my job. "

" filly? did you just call me a horse? "

" oh my gosh.. i'm boring him so much he's trying to drown himself! "

" your boss, as in my daddy, which makes me yo daddy- "

" backed up passions overflow. "

" well i happen to be a keen reader of lips. so whatever [name] and [name] are saying. they might as well be saying it right to me... no brad. apparently he's getting a pillow. two steaks plus. he ate a sock. and a rice thinner. "

" oh my gosh... it's human. "

" [name] we have to mail ourselves! " / " well how much postage will that take?! " / " I DON'T KNOW!!! "

" you have three seconds to stare at my butt. "

" now my grandma called me, she told me not to watch your show. i said it's okay, i already don't. "

#𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙹𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙴𝚈 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃𝚂 . . . meme #I DID IT!

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snnydcysarchivee · 1 year

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💗!! FOR THE BESTIE