#𝙛𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧. / ft. zendaya coleman.

[flopughz]

text message ➝ daya. ✨

florence: you can call me hot again if you want :)

florence: buuuuuut you're hotter.

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“i’m actually on my way to new york this weekend, but i wanted to stop by and check up on you... can we please stop fighting?” @ogdaya​

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“baby! it was a joke! my final joke of the day, too, i promise. no more jokes! stop pacing around --- i love you.” @ogdaya​

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“he’s an asshole, daya. soooooo goddamn angry that i didn’t end up fucking him.” @ogdaya​

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don’t be so bashful, baby! @ogdaya​

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so... i can’t call you andre the giant? he was fairly tall like you! no, baby. let’s just stay in bed. @ogdaya​

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let’s never talk about this show again, thaaaaanks. @ogdaya​

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i’ve been rewatching euphoria... and i’m sorry, my love, but i was cringing at this part. rue is such a fuckin’ dork. i hate this scene soooo much. i’m sorry! and you already know, i’m a die hard cassie fan. even though i’m dating you, i can’t just switch up on my girl like that. is this a deal breaker? @ogdaya​

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why are you being so weird? are you not having fun? @ogdaya​

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i think we should break up --- you’re much hotter than me and i effin’ hate it. @ogdaya​

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“you’re mad, but i love you. i hope you know that. plus dominic told me that hunter is pissed off at me so that’s my cue to disappear. i’ll see you at home, okay?”

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you look like a guy i used to talk to... freaky. @ogdaya​

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are we going to forget that i asked you to be my girlfriend last night? because i’d rather not forget... i may or may not have been drinking wine when i asked you, but i wasn’t drunk! i knew what i was saying! @ogdaya​​

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happy new year, daya! i think we should take some shots right now. for betty white! @ogdaya​

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this is sweet baby, but we should consider something up in UK too. you have a new nephew, i'm sure you would want to be closer to them right? watch them grow up?

...there you got it. she sent me like 25 links about safe lesbian sex. it was HORRIBLE and now i know a lot about creams i can put on my vagina so your fingers won't give me some deseases. more like... your vagina, but you got the image.

flo, we could talk about protection, you know?

whoa. are you making plans with me, miss coleman? fuuuuuck. i’m so in love with you! if we could get a place in san francisco AND oxford, you better believe i’m going to marry you someday. if we go with that plan, you can hold the baby whenever you want.

i’ve never heard of a dental dam. lesbians actually use those? i find that hard to believe. i don’t even think i’ve ever used an internal condom. it just doesn’t seem natural to me. a whole ass bag that goes up your vagina? fuck that! 

we could talk about protection, but would we really want to try that shit at this point in our relationship? 

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good, good, SF is a option. 1 hour by car to oak city, 1hour and half by plane from LA, this seems plausible. i like this option baby, you're amazing.

you did good, yes, you did greaaat! now all you have to do is promise you won't sleep at her place.... she once asked if we use protection.

i think it might be less time to get to oakland, depending on the traffic, too. plus you would be closer to your family and i want that for you. your happiness comes first for me.

wait. why would we use protection? does she think i'm a guy? oh my god. i do sound like a man on the phone! fuck!

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DENTAL DAM? no way are we using that. nope! fuck that, daya.