#𝕚𝕔。── * ike ⌞𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒍 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕⌝

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@gvesnofux / tricia : "...how come your face looks so funny, Broflovski?"

"...I'm Canadian, you christer."

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@gvesnofux / tricia     『 sms: unknown 』 ur brother's a prick🖕

[ ➥ lil T🖕 ] yeah i know, that's why i pick on him all the time [ ➥ lil T🖕 ] care 2 share why you're just now bringing this up tho?

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@gvesnofux​     ||     dumb quotes jan - mar ‘23                “This is only proving that I either have a hyperfixation or a problem.”

               “Pretty sure if you’re hyperfixated on being gay, then it might be a problem.” He’s joking, of course, but his tone is so flat that it’s hard to tell. His fork pokes at the food on his dinner plate, before Ike finally sets it down and rests his arms on the table. “Can you pass the salt? And by salt, I mean the salt shaker. Don’t throw Kyle at me.”

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@gvesnofux​     ||     dumb quotes 2022 (pt 1)                “I diagnose you with ‘needs therapy’.”

               “I diagnose YOU with ‘needs dick’.”

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@multibg​   /   kyle     ||     dumb quotes jan - mar ‘23                “If it’s gay to be time-efficient, then I don’t wanna be straight.”

               There’s a loooong moment where Ike just stares at Kyle. One beat. Two. Three. Okay, Ike, pretty sure he got the point here.

“...Kyle, I don’t know a single straight person.” He’s exaggerating. Shut up about it. He has a point to make. “How’s your game of gay chicken, by the way? Who’s it with this time?”

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[ ➥ fro bro📸 ] kids sketchy. back to u [ ➥ fro bro📸 ] where food from [ ➥ fro bro📸 ] actually idc im hungry, pick me up [ ➥ fro bro📸 ] yeah moms being kinda wack

@multibg / kyle || continued

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@monmuses     ||     continued

All it really was, was a dumb argument. Words were thrown around, and Ike wouldn't stop running his smartass mouth. When a small crowd started to gather, the shoving had already started, and Ike's hands were balled up like he was about to throw a punch.

Just to be scooped up by his older brother.

“Hey, lemme go!” He's kicking, he's hitting his fists against Kyle's back, none of it hard enough to actually hurt. He just wants down. “Fuck you mean, bro - bro? You and your friends fight all the time, why can't I do it?”

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“I did my job, by the looks of it.”

Switchblade's gaze was hidden by a full - face mask, something akin to Spider - man, but he was clearly scanning over his kills, nudging some of them with his toes so he could see their faces. He was far from new to his business, but he'd been racking up names and he had yet to deliver.

Well... At least now he could cross a couple names off.

“Half these guys were on my list anyway, Kite.” A bit of an overexaggeration ― two of them matched the photos he'd been given, but it sure as hell wasn't half of this group. “Besides, what was I supposed to do? Let them kill you? I mean, I wasn't expecting a thank you, but I don't appreciate being reprimanded for saving your ass, either.”

@multibg / human kite || continued

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@multibg / king kye || wednesday starters ❝ how i missed those accusing eyes and youthful sneer. ❞

Isaac still had his knuckles leaned against the table, dark eyes focused on his brother's face. “It has, shockingly, been a while since one of your ideas came off as so insane.”

The genuine look of concern was replaced with a more joking one as he fixes his posture, hands dangling from his belt by the thumbs. “You know me well enough to understand I'm not accusing. I'm only relaying what I hear word of from outside the castle, and applying it to your potential rulings.”

He finally paced around the table towards Kye, each step as casual as could be. “...We should go for a trip. You've been in this place for a little too long, if you're turning ideas like your last one in your head. Just for a day, get your head clear.”

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@multibg / human kite || random dialogue 2.0 ‘ how many people have you killed? ’ (human kite @ switchblade :P)

A look of what could best be described as fear crossed his face, just for a second, as Ike tried so so hard to recall. Eventually, he turns to the other, that casual demeanor written all over his face. “Y'know, I wasn't aware I was supposed to be keeping count.”

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@multibg / kenny || dumb quotes 2022 (pt 1) “Saturdays are for the femboys.”

“Hell yeah, you fuckin' get it!” He's WAY shorter than Kenny is, but Ike's patting at Kenny's shoulder like a businessman about to cut the biggest deal of the company. “So. Saturday's coming up. How much will it cost to get you to put Kyle in the pinkest, girliest miniskirt we can find?”

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@smackstheshtouttayou​     ||     dumb quotes 2022 (pt 1)                “Objectively, comedy doesn’t exist.”

               “I have no idea what you mean, I’m infinitely funny all of the time.”

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@multibg​   /   kyle     ||     dumb quotes jan - mar ‘23                “Grease Lightning thought automatic cars were cool.”

               “Yeah, well, Trevor thinks manual transmissions are cooler.” He motioned to the TV screen, his other hand still occupied by an X-Box controller, where he’d been playing a game of Grand Theft Auto. Though, really, Ike had absolutely no in - game information to back up his claim. “Kyle, look at it. It’s sleek. It’s stylish. It goes, like, 200 miles an hour on the highway.”

Said as he makes his character hijack some fancy - pants sports car, proceeding to speed it onto the game’s system of highways.