#𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓭𝔂𝓼 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼📎

[tojisteddy]

meanie!simon head cannons

now playing: you can be so cruel by royal blood

music’s always blaring from that fucking garage when he’s off work. Has to listen to something while he’s working on the fixer upper, or his motorcycle, or his truck or your car. Riddled in tattoos everywhere, got a back piece that he loves massaged when his back aches. Early-mid 30s. Had a Prince Albert piercing, don’t ask what happened to it. Replaced it with a simple ear piercing. Has to keep his hands busy; he’s working on a car, fixing the leaking pipes, checking the roofing, playing cards, interchanging blackcat!readers clothes mid season with the ones in storage because there’s no reason to see you in the same thing twice when he buys so many clothes, can’t help but bark out his words, he’s got a deep voice you gotta hear him properly. curses like a sailor, has gotten smacked upside the head by your mom for it. Has to have quiet time at some point of the day or those anger issues he didn’t deal with as a kid will leap out.

strict on rules, everything has its place, and if it doesn’t have a place find one, no yelling at Daddy, bedtime is set for ten, at least eight hours of sleep for his princess is a must. You have to say ‘Yes sir’ ‘no sir.’ Biiiiig dadbf, he’d rather you call him Daddy or Pa. A big tease and it’ll never show on his face, but there’s a gleam in his brown eyes. he’s tripping you then catching you, tickling your side randomly, giving your ass a nice slap or squeeze, throwing you over his shoulder and spinning around, flicking your nose, ruffling your hair, play fighting, stupid dad jokes— he can’t help himself. Calling you ‘stupid’ or ‘dumb’ when you annoy him or when you say something outlandish. Not good with words, but is a physical touch junky even if it’s brushing hands when you wash dishes together, hand on your thigh when he’s driving. just a bit toxic, it’s inherited. He’s working on it. Total dad bod, muscular, a little pudgy on the edges. A sweet happy trail to his dick, he keeps the hair down there tamed but it’s not all gone.

listening to some hozier, radiohead, deftones, arctic monkeys, royal blood, or tesky brothers.

[tojisteddy]

blackcat!reader

now playing: west coast by lana del rey.

isn’t actually a princess but if meanie!simon says so (when she’s good) then that’s exactly what she is. Loves being Simon’s pretty little doll, wearing whatever Simon’s planned out from baggy jeans, oversized shirts, and bomber jackets to tightly fitted dresses or flowy skirts, rectangular glasses, heels and fur hats— you name it. Always looks good in it. Always taking pictures to post on her blog, whether it be of the dogs & cats she professionally grooms to blurry Mac photos of herself that always go viral. avid reader (least one book a month) chronic napper, always wakes up in Simon’s lap or in his arms. a handful of tattoos, ear piercings galore.

Adores being praised, loves attention (specially Simons) but never too greedy. Calls Simon ‘daddy’ or ‘pa’ causally, lip liner is a must, always takes care of her nails (painting them herself or getting a manicure). In charge of the houses scrapbooking— taking pictures that only close family will ever see since Simon’s face is just for her to see. Something in the house missing? Keys? Shoes? She knows where it is, give her a second. Natural home body but doesn’t mind going out. Social battery draining can lead to an outburst (wether it be tears or anger) new hairstyle everyday, someone’s gotta maintain that curly hair. quick to go smoke a joint when she’s annoyed, attitude gets worse since she can’t smoke in the house.

listening to some kaytranada, sabrina claudio, amy winehouse, lana del rey, aaliyah, rihanna or some jazz.

[tojisteddy]

Country!Simon headcanons

now playing: meet me in the woods by Lord Huron.

The man always has that scowl on his face, thick blonde eyebrows knitted together, blue eyes all disgruntled, up until his eyes land at you. his eyes will soften, a smile under his skull bandana. Was born and raised in the backwoods and will live there until the day he dies. Knows you love your home, the city, so he makes a trip at least once a month even though he really cannot stand the hustle and bustle of the city. It’s loud, it’s fast— too much. But he sees that twinkle in your brown eyes, the smile on your face as you look up at him— lord have mercy he loves you.

So incredibly good at what he does: breaking in wild horses, selling them off to good homes and selling feed, dabbles in fixing tractors. Most of the farms in his county get feed from him. An animal lover at heart, his chickens do love him and let him pet them like cats. Riley farm has horses, chickens, a few farm dogs to protect the animals, farm cats to watch the feed, and a couple of wild dogs. And Simon can name them all by name even if they don’t have a collar on. up before the first rooster crows, down after sunset. Doesn’t matter if it’s a weekend or not, he’s an early riser at heart.

After your first encounter, he really is dead set on marrying you. He never saw marriage for himself and thought he’d be single for the rest of his life. up until you came into his life and flipped it, he’s very greatful for you. To the point he goes up to the church a town over, because he knows there are prying eyes in his town, and prays for you with all his heart at the early Sunday service at around 8:00 with all the grandmas. Doesn’t stay long, stays for a song, prays with the elderly women and men and then he prays for you on the bench. Didn’t really believe in God before you, now he knows for a fact someone’s gotta be lookin down on ‘em if he got blessed with an Angel like you. isn’t much of a traditionalist like the older generation, but does want to have a baseball team of kids. He’s dreamt it so it’s most likely to happen one way or another. most of his dreams come true. He says dreams but in your opinion they’re more like visions. He says his mama was the same way. Calls you, ‘Lil girl’ ‘Lucky’ ‘Ms. Trouble.’ has his hands on you in some shape or form, always kissing on you, even if it means eating you out on his lunch breaks.

now playing: lord huron, hozier, america (band), the beach boys, the turtles, fleetwood mac, nick drake, stevie wonder, labi siffre.

[tojisteddy]

Shy!Reader headcanons

now playing: emotions by mariah carey

absolutely in love with love. loves rom coms, rom dramas, bookshelves filled with romance books, Shojo and Josei, corny romance books— you name it, it’s there. A journaling fanatic, diary’s filled with manifestation, dreams, random thoughts, wants,— a boyfriend. John Price, her close to middle aged boss she can barely get words out to at work. Has to go on solo dates to cleanse her soul. is it obvious? She’s a closeted virgin, too scared to follow through. Loves to dance around her room. Fall and summer are her favorite seasons, loves a good sweater and a scarf. strong willed.

in love with the color yellow, it’s everywhere. Her bedroom, the bathroom, living room. A small knickknack collector, John’s little honey/honey bee. Would be the perfect little wife for John (a shared sentiment between the two), can cook, sew, clean and she’s too cute for her own good. turns into a baking fanatic when she’s stressed. Stuffed animals galore, has a little stammer but it’s just with John, he doesn’t mind. He finds it utterly adorable. Turns a little ditzy when she’s with the older man, but it’s okay John doesn’t mind doing all the thinking for her.

listening to: mariah carey, lana del rey, clario, beabadoobee, ravyn lenae, amerie, en vouge, ariana grande, blossom dearie.