#𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬🗒📃🕯️🧾

[yesimilkdamilkman]

Hoon Hoon franics has tentacles, argue with yo mama😖😖🤭

(this was in my quese but im here to add more)

Look at the fanart ive found

made by @wanwan_sfw on twitter

(get in my askbox and give me your ideas)

[yesimilkdamilkman]

about your francis x baker!reader

what if he brings milk for the reader's pastries ><

that would be so cute

···➯ 𝐈𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞; All Francis and Baker!reader requests are like a warm-up for me, which most likely will be in the actual series once I start writing it!! (Sorry, this took so long to get to!!)

04.26.24 | 𝟏𝟏𝟖 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬

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Walking down the sidewalk, milk carrier in hand the sound of the bottles softly knocking against one another. The smell of fresh pastries filled Francis's senses, as he pushed open the door, to your bakery—the bell you had above the ringing. Announcing Francis's presents, he flashed a soft smile, watching you flash one back. "Mm, special delivery for a special girl." watching you walk around the counter toward him. Taking the carrier, he held, placing it on the table, before standing on your tippy toes and wrapping your arms around his neck. Being extra careful not to touch his clothes, with your apron. Francis was a little hesitant to return the gesture, but wrapped his arms around you.

You step back first, knowing that Francis wasn’t a touchy person, even though he allowed you to hug him; A privilege that took you many months to earn. “Thank you, so much for stopping by, I know you probably have a busy schedule and what not” You babbled on grabbing the milk carrier, and motioning Francis to follow you back. Entering the kitchen you took a milk Jar out of the carrier Francis held, Pouring it into the batter you have already made. “Mm, aren’t you.. Suppose to measure it?” Francis questioned break, the comforting silence you both shared. “You should, but I bait so much I don’t feel to the need too.” you answered, setting the jar down before grabbing your whisk and mixing the milk in the batter.

Lightly hitting the whisker on the rim of the bowl, “Fran, could you grab a pan from the cabinet for me?” You question, licking off what's left of the batter, from the batter. Francis didn’t say anything but your heard his shoes against the wooden floor, and soon his chest flushed against your back as he grab a pan, just as you requested. 

He handed you the pan, and watched as you spray butter into it, before evenly pouring the batter into it. And placing it the oven and putting on a timer, “Oh, here I made these for you!” You piped, walking over the fridge and open the freezer and grabbing a box of strawberries dipped in chocolate, with powdered sugar sprinkled over them. “I made these as thank you.” You spoke smile plastered on your face. “Mm, Thanks,” Francis murrued taking the box with a small smile spreading across his features. You knew his favorite fruit, and one of his favorite things he liked to order when he stopped by. 

Loading the rest of the milk he intended to drop off, into the fridge. He tipped his hat at you, before you walked him back to the front waving him goodbye.

[yesimilkdamilkman]

⋆.˚ ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐓𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝟏𝟒𝟏 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐲𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫... {𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟑}

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞; Render credits: @ave661 Part 3, is finally here!! Different format this time :33 Yes, I know its been a very long time. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠.

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬; hybrid bunny! reader taking care of big meaty men, while they're sick.

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠; Everybody is sick or gets sick, cough cough. heavy simon x reader and price x reader this time.

04.14.24 | 𝟕𝟏𝟓 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬

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Taking temperatures, making tea, switching sheets, running baths, heading to the forest for fruits, herbs, and honey. That was the last 2 days for you, everyone came back from a mission, and they were feeling alright at first. But then it hit them, starting with Soap, then Gaz, Price, and finally Simon.

Gaz was constantly throwing up, giving you no more than an hour before you had to change his sheets again. Simon was mostly asleep, but he had a fever and a dry throat. Soap was the first to have a fever before it hit everyone else, Price was right along with Simon, dead asleep; which Price reminded you of the bears once winter came. The tea that they had, was good somewhat healthy for them, you made some enough to tie them over while you ventured out to the wildness,

You plucked berries off the bushes, collecting raw honey from bee hives. It brought you a sense of nostalgia, your life before you were hit by that car. But no time to think about the past, you have sick friends at home who are counting on you.

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Getting back not too long after your departure there was a loud thump as you stepped in through the back door. Quickly dropping the basket, and rushing up the stairs, to find the source. You peeked in everyone's room, you finally made it to Price's room, he was fine for the most part. But his lamp was on the floor along with a few cigars..

"Ah, luv be a doll an- *cough* and me a cigar will ya?" Price dared to ask you for a cigar while he was sick, and he knew how you felt about them; as they weren't good for him or the environment in any way. You let out a loud huff, large ears dropping a bit before you grabbed them.

Price's face started to light, thinking you would give him one. But much to his dismay up picked them up and walked right past him, opening up his window and chucking them out. Price for once was dumbfounded by your behavior, opened up his mouth to question your actions but was interrupted by a coughing fit. You quickly left the room, and brought back some water, to tie him over once more until you could make the tea.

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You've made everyone tea, even though when it came to giving it to Gaz, he was a little hesitant that you got it from the forest. You really don't see the problem, if it's from the forest; that's been untouched by man, then it's healthier the fruits they buy at the store.

Simon did scare the shit out of you, coming out of his room while you were half asleep, making more tea for Soap. He was just standing in the entrance of of the room, watching and could feel his gaze shooting daggers into your back.

You could hear the floor creak under him, as he approached you. Adding some of his body weight to you. calloused fingers running through your curls, his other hand wrapping around your waist and swaying your bodies together.

"Rest, you must." you say quietly, enjoying the moment you two were having. Only getting a grunt in response, as your bodies continue to sway with one another.

You could see his finger slowly reaching for something in your peripheral, you slapped Simon's hand away, realizing he was trying to stick his finger in the tea. Quickly slapping his hand away, you ask "What's wrong? Cough, dry throat, headache, fever?" you began naming things off the top of your head.

"Headache," He said almost immediately. You moved away from him, opened up the fridge, and grabbed some tea you had pre-made, just in case. Heating it up, and forcing Simon back to bed.

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As the week passed everyone got better and recovered, they were called back 2 weeks later and were gone for 3 days. and when they returned. Their bunny wasn't at the door trying to hug them all at once, but instead was found upstairs in Price's bed, wrapped in Simon's blanket, wearing Soap's socks, and wearing one of Gaz's gloves. With tissues everywhere, and a trash nearly full of throw up.

They got you sick.

Tagist : @h0ney-mushroom, @bangtandaze

[yesimilkdamilkman]

ʚɞ𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬ʚɞ

-`♡´-𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-`♡´-

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: This does have 6 other parts to it, swfw, nsfw, sick, bf, expecting baby, and dark. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠. This was written for me and my lovely moot, Skye. As our birthday are a day apart.

DISCLAIMER: *𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩!*

Summary: Carl on your birthday!!

WARNINGS: Just a tad suggestive :)

Words: 199

Months prior, he will start looking for stuff, since it might be harder to find.

he went through trial and error to make candles for you, they were a tad deformed, but it was the thought that counted!!

this man can't bake for shit, but didn't ask for help at all, and fucking nailed it anyways.

he made his own paper (something he learned from Dale) and used it as a wrapper for any of the gifts he found.

In the morning of your day, you wake up to a nice, cooked breakfast.

But that night into going to your day, you go to sleep after a nice deep and slow pipe down with candles lighting the room. and roses everywhere.

He won't stop kissing you, even full-on kisses in front of Rick.

He'll make the whole day about; he won't do his chores. He had Abraham cover his shift.

Another thing he started months prior, was clearing out a nearby beauty store, getting you a few packs of nails he thought you would like.

This man fought Spencer because he had a copy of your fav movie, which he won and gave it to you as a present.

Taglist: @carlsdarling

[yesimilkdamilkman]

adding to this post, i found hoon hoon art with his tongues out!!

credit to @mewintheflesh-2 

this is also something I KNOW hoony has besides the tenacles. Not all Doppelgangers look the same when they're not mimicking themselves as others.

dont know if you seen this already but if you havent here :3

tag list: @caotictimmy

[yesimilkdamilkman]

Guys hear me out, the doppelgangers true form, is salad fingers. They look like him.

😭😭😭😭

[yesimilkdamilkman]

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬.

He's breathingtaking, eyetaking™, bullettaking™.

[yesimilkdamilkman]

⋆.˚ ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐓𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝟏𝟒𝟏 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐲𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫... {𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟐}

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞; Render credits: @ave661 Part 2, since someone asked for it!! 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠.

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬; hybrid bunny! reader showing off her housewife skills.

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠; Fluff.

02.27.24 | 𝟏𝟓𝟐 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬

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Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader, who now lives with them,

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader, who helps around the house, cleaning, cooking (which they're astonished that she's good at), and doing laundry. Just showing of much of a perfect housewife she can be :)

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader who always checks up on how they feel, physically and mentally.

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader, who goes into her bunny form and lets them take turns petting her dark fluff and listens to them vent.

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader, who goes into her bunny form and walks across their back with her soft paws; giving them massages :3

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader, who is unknowing is making them fall more and more in love with her, and showing of how much of a perfect housewife she can be :))

taglist: @h0ney-mushroom

[yesimilkdamilkman]

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐬

[yesimilkdamilkman]

More Francis ideasss

Farmer!Francis x Baker Reader

Like he always brings her milk, and she'll always bake him treats to Take home knowing that hes by himself most times

(I wanna see ideas in my asks)

[yesimilkdamilkman]

Konig buying his step-sister a plushie as a gift, but little do you theres cameras in the eyes.

Just so he can watch you, instead look for pornstar that look like you :))

Please yapp about this in my ask

[yesimilkdamilkman]

⋆.˚ ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐓𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝟏𝟒𝟏 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐲𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫...

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞; To the people I tagged, I thought yall might enjoy this hopefully you do :33 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠.

𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬; Task force 141 recused a bunny they found on the road, who knew she was a hybrid.

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠; Injures, broken bones.

2.19.24 | 𝟐𝟎𝟓 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬

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Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader who they had originally found in her bunny form and the side of the road with a broken hip, fractures, bruises, and open cuts. :(

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader who they took the animal hospital immediately and got everything she needed to be up and running again, surgeries and medicines.

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader who they had to keep for a few weeks until she fully recovered and was able to be out back in the wild.

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader whom they got attached to, even though she wasn't their pet.

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader who they let back out into the wild knowing they couldn't take care of her because of their jobs.

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader who they saw from time to time, since she always came back to see the one who helped her.

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader who soon found out she was a hybrid. and let her stay with them.

Task force 141 with a hybrid bunny!reader who they may or may not have a crush on, but won't say anything to her. ;))

Taglist: @yawnderu @konigsblog

[yesimilkdamilkman]

ʚɞ𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭ʚɞ

-`♡´-𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐋𝐨'𝐚𝐤 𝐱 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-`♡´-

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠.

Summary:

𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: *𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩!*

WARNINGS: cucking, p in v, unprotected sex.

Words: 174

Lo’ak emotions were split, one part of him sad, even a little betrayed that you were fucking someone else other than him. While, the other was happy, joyful even that you were receiving the pleasure you so rightfully deserved. Even if he wasn’t delivering it to you himself.

He sat in the corner of your shared mauri, as he watched Spider harshly shove you to the woven floor; getting on his knees and aligning himself with your entrance; as he pushed your upper half to the floor.

Lo’ak could never yell at you no matter how upset he was. He hasn’t even thought about being rough like being rough with like this. You’ve brought it up only a few times before dropping the topic altogether.

He continued watching as Spider grabbed a fist full of your hair; freshly done braids that you just did a day before this. Pulling your head up and forcing you to look at your mate while he fucks you.

“See brother? This is how you properly fuck your mate.��

Taglist: @pandoraslxna

[yesimilkdamilkman]

ʚɞ𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄ʚɞ

-`♡´-𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫-`♡´-

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: I'm back from my break! Had a lil dream about this! Render by @dwisesz on twt. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠.

Summary: Simon doesn't want to cuddle with you, yet you both end up embracing each other.

WARNINGS: Cursing, Reader is a tad overdramatic, fluff, angst if you squint. Finished

Words: 181

“Love, just come back to bed," Simon speaks with a groggy tone. "No! I hate You!" you yelled from the living room you were upset at your newfound husband, but that anger wouldn't last long. "Come on y’know I ain’t mean it like that," he stated before you whined again. "You don’t want to cuddle with me," you spoke as your misty bottom lip pouted.

"Jesus Christ, woman." He mumbled, before speaking louder. "Cause, it’s damn near 90 degrees in here, and the AC is broken."He voiced with a sigh, it's late in the night Simon was tired. And he didn't want to deal with you being difficult right now.

"So?" You questioned, narrowing your eyes at him. "We’ll burn to death, cuddling," he claimed. Rubbing the bridge of his nose lazily. "At least we burn together,” you uttered, but he could still hear what you said. “C’here we can cuddle, love.” He exclaimed, walking over to your small form and picking you up by your thighs. Walking back to bed where you both cuddled, even though you both were burning.

[yesimilkdamilkman]

Firefighter!Price saving his future gf from a fire🫣🫣

(get in my fucking askbox now)

[yesimilkdamilkman]

𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 (𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧) 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

A/n : Credits to @pechirojo4 for the art!!