#𝄢 yukari shakuyaku

[hazysurrealist]

💋,❤️‍🩹 And ☔️ for whatever F/o you think would fit better!!

𝄞 choosing Hazamada and Yukako for this one! it's a fun coincidence since I've been thinking in writing a piece of fanfiction of Hazamada and my self-insert based on Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance... that's a fun coincidence... (・。・;)

first of all, some warnings: yandere; stalking; violence...

💋 Would your F/O hurt other people for you? If so, is it just to get rid of people they believe are competition or trying to take you away from them? Or do they only hurt people who’ve hurt you?

𝄞 Yes, Hazamada would. It doesn't really matter for him if the victim has ever hurt Yukari; or if perhaps they could even be close to her: Hazamada would kill them anyway. In his eyes, the other students – maybe even the school employees too – are nothing but competition to him. This counts for both guys and girls: any man could fall in love with Yukari and try flirt with her, and Hazamada CAN'T let this happen, these guys may touch her, kiss her even. And only him is allowed to act like this with her. Moreover, due to her shyness yet mature personality, along with the fact she's a senior, Yukari is fairly popular with girls from other classes. Hazamada would have to take care of this matter, too. His dear maiden won't be with anyone but himself.

𝄞 Yukako would, in fact, hurt someone for her sweet Yukari. But unlike Hazamada, Yukako wants to protect her senpai from people – especially men – who could hurt her, maybe something even worse. She needs to keep her beautiful, shy future wife safe. It's not "jealousy" or even "obsession" as other people would think of her – it's just a sense of protectiveness and devotion, the sense of true love and affection. So... yes, Yukako wouldn't mind strangling a classmate to death if they are a threat for Yukari.

❤️‍🩹 - Are they delusional? Do they genuinely believe you’re in love with them no matter how many times you’ve told them different? Or are they completely aware of your feelings and their actions?

Hazamada is, Yukako isn't.

𝄞 Actually, Hazamada is delusional about Yukari NOT LOVING HIM BACK, and that he needs to make her love him (when she does love him back). I don't know how to word this lolz. As for Yukako, she's not delusional. She is aware of Yukari's feelings, she's aware they're just friends in her senpai's eyes. And even like this, she will protect her from the world that could hurt her.

☔️ - Is it easy to show them what they’re doing is wrong? Would they break down, apologize and beg to you? Or do not realize what they’re doing is bad? Do they realize it’s bad and just don’t care?

𝄞 It is so easy, but none of them will hear. I have a feeling Hazamada would just get angry at Yukari, calling her an 'ugly bitch' and saying she's just like all girls in that school, only for him to apologize some time later, saying he didn't mean it and won't do again. Honestly? Hazamada may even try to be a better person for her. But that doesn't mean he will stop stalking her (or as he likes to call: love her).

𝄞 Yukako wouldn't accept it. In her eyes, she is protecting her senpai, protecting from anyone who could hurt her – in other words, everyone. No one knows what actually happens inside someone's mind. What if someone thinks on hurting Yukari? She HAS to protect her. So why should Yukari tell her what she's doing is something wrong? Yukako is just making sure her senpai is safe.

[chocoshoujo]

bonus points if the old weird man appears for an episode or two.

[brandokisser]

(☆) Yukako Yamagishi x Yukari Shakuyaku (S/I) stimboard with yandere, flowers, and art.

req. by: @hazysurrealist

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[huntinglove]

i have a little silly crush on a shota jojo character, his name is Ken Oyanagi. is very funny how i like one of the most hated jjba characters, the reason he's hated is plainly because he's just annoying af (like that fuckass kid appeared for two episodes just to be a whole insufferable prick obsessed with rock-paper-scissors and never appearing again 😭). but i really can't hate him and i like to imagine my S/I (her name is Yukari Shakuyaku, she's a high schooler) being his onee-san and taking care of him.

i was playing splatoon 3 yesterday i was on the easter splatfest (team lil bunnies) and it all made me imagine Yukari wearing a bunny suit and showing herself to Ken like this, so embarrassed while he blushes and bugs her wahhh!!! i like to imagine Ken as the type of boy who enjoys his big sis' touch, and doesn't get that embarrassed.

i really wanted to make some scenarios with him on my blog but i'm afraid someone might think i'm weird for this since – you know, shooooota. although i literally have eridan, tavros and jade from homestuck who are all 13 iirc. but anyways...

– a candid text by @heartfeltmelancholy

Awww, this is so sweet!! And hey, I think you should make the scenarios!

Your blog should be for yourself, if other people enjoy your posts that's great, if they don't then who cares! If anyone gives you trouble for what you post, remember that their opinions don't matter and that you're not hurting anyone!

Block the assholes and enjoy yourself with your friends! You deserve to have fun and love your shota, just like he loves you!!

[hazysurrealist]

⏰,😪,💤,🧸,🧶 for whichever f/os you'd like? :3

i'm so sorry for taking 400 years to finally answer this 😭

i tried to make the answers look as detailed as i could since... i think it would be the best to do after the fact you've been waiting for so many time... so here we go.

⏰ Do you and any of your f/o's sleep schedules align? do any of them prioritize getting 8hrs or going to bed at a reasonable time?

Hazamada doesn't get his 8 hours of sleep. Why, do you ask? Well, maybe because he spends half of the night reading manga or watching anime. And when Yukari is with him, he can easily convince her to spend the night reading manga 'till they doze off.

😪 What sleeping positions do you all sleep in?

Ken never admits this, but he LOVES cuddling. Cuddling with anything in his reach: his parents, plushies, pillows, Yukari (his step-sister), etc. He also enjoys sleeping curled up like a sleeping puppy. Now, for Yukari, she likes the same cuddling position (both siblings sleep cuddled up, fitting like puzzle pieces).

💤 Do any of them snore? are we talking loud, freight train snores or soft, almost inaudible snores?

Okuyasu snores a lot, and quite loudly. Even though Yukari doesn't like repetitive, annoying noises, She can't help but feel like it just makes him more adorable than he already is. It's pretty useless trying to make him stop – Okuyasu sleeps like a rock, so waking him up isn't that easy... Yukari just needs to put up with his snoring. He also cuddles her sometimes, so it's a little... nightmarish to hear his snores right on your ear.

🧸 Does any of your f/os sleep w/ stuffed animals? are they the type to name them or give them in-depth backstories?

Rukia totally does. She adores stuffed animals: especially rabbits. Her favorite is a white one called Chappy! It doesn't have a backstory, but she named it and cares for it. She also has Kon, a (sentient) lion stuffed animal which stays with Ichigo most of the time (as Kon is very much of a pervert and Rukia often kicks him out). Actually afaik she has a LOT of rabbit things, such as her soul candy dispenser, which is bunny shaped. And in a (official but non-canon episode) she said her boss, Jushiro Ukitake, bought her a giant Chappy.

🧶 How many pillows are y'all using overall? how many blankets?

Hmm... I dont think much, just one. But I have a feeling Nnoitora would. He and Spica (my Bleach S/I) live in Hueco Mundo, a dark, probably cold desert, just like the desert of Sahara at night. And probably inside Las Noches, there must be rooms for each Espada to sleep in, right? I feel Nnoitora doesn't feel much cold, his skin is as hard as metal, which can be hardly cut, so I DOUBT that fucker feels any type of cold. Now Spica? Who has calloused yet sensitive skin? She easily feels cold. Nnoitora gives all the blankets available to her and Tesla, and only a single soft pillow to not hurt her precious neck.

[hazysurrealist]

13 and 14 for the self insert ask game!! (JJBA S/I)

𝄞 tbh i've never thought about this. this is going to be interesting...

13. List three flaws that they have.

𝄞 First: her shyness. I think it's a bit obvious that Yukari is a dandere, and this personality trait makes makes her seem a tad... emotionless – when actually she is just shy and only opens up to people closer to her.

Second: still on the shyness topic, let's pick the fact she is scary too, especially around children. Given her tall stature and silent behavior, I'm pretty sure at least one kid would compare her to Hachishaku-sama. It's not her intention, but still... at least her female classmates find her attractive due to these attributes.

Third: ... I really can't think about it. Maybe her lack of self-esteem? She's very conscious of her body, especially when it is related to her chest (B-cup) or her height (172cm, a.k.a 5'7 or 5'8, I don't understand much about ft and inches...). Still, I made her like this because... it's cute.

14. List three virtues that they have.

(I'm going to be honest. I never understood much about the meaning of the world 'virtue'. I finally decided to search, and I was right, it's kind of the same as a 'value'. I never think much in the meaning of the words, you know? Anyways.)

𝄞 First: patience. Probably her main virtue. Yukari is a very patient girl – maybe because she never expects much of something too special do happen. Still, when something indeed happens, Yukari only feel happy about it.

Second: compassion. She might not show it, but she's actually very passionate at the people she is interested in – whether if it's a friend or even more – Yukari feels grateful for even being loved by the person, so she is compassionate, opens up to them even.

Third: maybe self-control? As stated before, Yukari is very patient, so not only that, but she's very good at controlling her emotions. When she is stressed or in the verge of her tears, she waits for herself to be alone and finally release. I think the only times she doesn't have much self-control over her emotions is probably during PMS.

[hazysurrealist]

🚙 and 💋?

going to use Noriaki Kakyoin x Yukari Shakuyaku for this one! they would look romantic in these

🚙 - Where did they go/what did they do?

Probably the most basic type of date: a café one. Cafés have comfortable atmospheres, especially the ones with books if you ask me. Yukari would suggest the café date, and Noriaki would accept. They would probably share a milkshake/frappé (i dont know how those are called in english), probably a vanilla or chocolate one. Plus, Yukari would order some sweet pastries such as croissant filled with chocolate and would hand some of them to Noriaki. I can also imagine finding out they both like the same games, so... arcade date! Yukari isn't the best at arcades, so she loses and they probably make some silly harmless bet.

💋 - How did it end? Did they hug, kiss, etc, when they said goodbye?

My favorite type of date is at winter, probably even next to Christmas when all the streets are decorated with lights and sometimes even a big Christmas tree in the middle of the town. That would be the end of the date. A nice end of relaxing between those lights and then walking home. Yukari and Noriaki would stay in front of the tree, looking at each other. Maybe they would just sit on a bench, and talk about how was the date. But maybe... Yukari would finally take the enough courage and hold Noriaki by the shoulders, and finally kiss him (probably running away due to embarrassment/shame). Noriaki would be left there stunned, but... even more in love with her.

[hazysurrealist]

someday i'll still post in toyhouse (not the shotacon incest part since yknow toyhouse it's a heavily anti site) but i think i cooked now... contains oneeshota. [pro]selfship.

I have this JJBA S/I called Yukari Shakuyaku, and one of my favorite shota characters is Ken Oyanagi (rocker paper scissors kid). so i imagined them both being step-siblings.

Ken's dad and Yukari's mom married each other, making the high school girl and the elementary boy siblings. they'd start being a bit distant from each other as they were used to be only children, having a brother/sister would he still new to them. but slowly, they would start to get closer, treating each other like actual siblings. maybe even more...

i know i typed it like "yeahhh oneeshota pseudo-incest yesss" but tbh i genuinely liked this idea, i think it might have potential, like to imagine them both as siblings...

that's it thanks for coming to my ted talk... who let bro cook 💔

[hazysurrealist]

Hello.🙂

💌 & 🎵?

𝄞 Thank you for the ask! (��´ω`)

I randomly chose the f/os (with the help or some roulette sites like wheel of names), and I got Yukako Yamagishi and Alessi... and I will be using my self-insert (Yukari Shakuyaku) for this.

💌 Who confessed their feelings first? What was the initial reaction?

(Considering Yukari and Yukako are similar names, I will call them by their surnames, Shakuyaku and Yamagishi).

𝄞 I'm pretty sure it was probably Shakuyaku: she canonically has a desire for being Yamagishi's friend, I don't doubt she probably told her first, and I also don't doubt Yukako thought Yukari wanted her as a LOVER. She's not wrong, though...

🎵 What songs or genres do you associate with your F/O?

𝄞 I associate Alessi with two songs. The first one is Crazy Chicks by Ken Ashcorp (a song which I also associate a lot to Nnoitora), like. the WHOLE lyrics resemble him so much. Another song I associate with him is Dance with Wolves by Odyssey Eurobeat. and as a bonus, his shiptag is also based on a song (Leave me in the Dark by T. Stebbins).

[hazysurrealist]

Posso pedir por Morrisette e Tinfoil pro Hazamada?

(adding 🇺🇸 just in case someone else reads this: can I ask for Morrisette and Tinfoil for Hazamada?)

(foi meio que uma luta pra escrever isso do jeito mais elaborado possível mas eu me diverti 💥)

I will be using my S/I Yukari Shakuyaku.

Morrisette – Share one of their big stalker stories, or the funniest.

Hazamada isn't the type of guy to stalk a girl (Yuka) for the whole day or even night. But once he saw Yukari talking to another male classmate, and instead of her usual shy demeanor, she was actually smiling. This obviously made Hazamada EXTREMELY JEALOUS and he decided to follow his crush all day along – even considering watching her sleep too. After all, he can't lose her to another man. He needed to follow her everywhere. And at night too – after all, his dirty deplorable brain had "she's gonna lose her virginity to a random dude" as his first thought.

He's bad at hiding it though, and Yukari saw it. She felt a tiny bit scared of being, you know, stalked. But to be honest, Yukari already know Hazamada, she honestly expected that, especially the jealousy. She explained him the guy she smiled to was a cousin of her, she felt happy of re-encountering him.

(honestly resembles a TAWOG episode where Gumball gets jealous of Penny and Leslie 😭)

Tinfoil – Do they have conspiracies about your S/I?

To be honest idk, I can just imagine Hazamada getting into a relationship with Yukari and having the feeling she's cheating on him or something (she's not) and Yukari sometimes having the same feeling (both lack self-esteem and that includes the lack of feeling they're truly loved. But they genuinely love each other.)

writing this made me realize i can't formulate sentences while listening to music so uhhh sorry the bad english grammar 💔

[hazysurrealist]

🙏 and 💭 for Alessi? (Date ask game)

sure! the weird ass old man and my silly shy girl...

🙏 - Who asked the other/initiated it?

Oh, it OBVIOUSLY was ms. Yukari. her teenage crush on Alessi is a bit too strong – she often asks, begs even for a date with this old man. And finally he accepted. So yes! Yukari was the one who initiated it, the old man was pissed of having a girl asking him on dates 24/7 he just gave up and said "yes". Anything is possible with a bit of determination and perseverance.

💭 - What were they each thinking during the date?

Yukari was extremely nervous, yet excited. Because one of her biggest wishes have finally been granted, going on a sweet little date with her beloved old man... words cannot express how in love she is. She thought on a whole plan of where they could go, what they could do, what would they eat (she's a sweet tooth, and he is a bit of one too...).

As for Alessi, he was honestly pissed for having to spend (quality) time with one of the things that personally he thinks it's worse than kids: teenagers. He despises teenagers for being often annoying and ignorant, and most of the time disrespectful to the elders too.

Although... in the inside, he felt Yukari wasn't like them, like, yes okay she is annoying, but at least she's nice and respectful. Except for the fact she has some anger issues but besides that, she is actually sweet. Seeing she had a whole preparation for the date also flattered him – she indeed cares a lot. He actually likes how she likes him, despite knowing that crush will probably disappear some day – in his mind, it's just a childish crush.

[hazysurrealist]

'picnic box' for the stalking ask game?

(you haven't specified a F/O. but honestly i really wanted someone to ask specifically this prompt. i'll use Hazamada for this. and Yukari, my self insert)

Picnic Box - What's in their collection if they have one? If not, what's in place of it?

Some things. Some things that include intimate objects of Yukari. Hazamada's favorite are her panties and physical education bloomers. He got one of the cutest panties, striped and lacy. As for the bloomers, he never washed them, they have the scent of Yukari's sweat mixed with her lavender perfume.

Also includes non-kinky things, such as her blue rose hairclip. Honestly he got it because she accidentally lost it, Hazamada wants to give it back to her – he know how she loves this hairclip, and how she would thank him in such a sweet way – but at the same time... it's like having a piece of Yukari Shakuyaku. Hazamada is still thinking whether he gives it back or not.

He also has a tiny sanctuary with items I citated before, such as panties, her bloomers and the hairclip. There's also a picture of her, she has her typical shy demeanor on it. She's so shy with pictures...

[hazysurrealist]

Morrisette

Okay, you haven't requested any F/O, so i'm using Noriaki Kakyoin (I really wanted to use Hazamada but someone already requested him with the same prompt!). And I'm using my S/I Yukari Shakuyaku.

Morrisette – Share one of their big stalker stories, or the funniest?

Kakyoin is in love with Yukari. her birthday is in the second day of September, and once he found out, he spent a lot of his time learning everything about every fiber of her being to give her the perfect gift. Noriaki is a cautious man, making sure Yukari never suspects a thing – and she doesn't. For her, he's the perfect senpai to her, she really can't imagine him being a stalker.

He's smart, he didn't get caught by Yukari. But when her birthday was close, he noticed something: she's nice in so many ways he just... couldn't have a gift in mind. No gift ever fitted her perfection in his eyes. Noriaki realized his loss in mant ways. But he remembered a gift he could give her, and it would be perfect.

Noriaki decided to confess her everything, and Yukari loved it. She's shy with love, has no experience. Noriaki has some, but not too much. A perfect match.

He never told her about the stalking part though

i really just thought about this randomly while studying chemistry i hope it's good.

[hazysurrealist]

umm... small selfship scenario between my JOJO S/I (Yukari Shakuyaku) and Alessi...

one of my favorite ways to write Yukari is her being a shy yet perverted teenager. she has an interest on all kind of men, and that includes like. middle-aged men. she would have a huge crush on Alessi, but knowing that's such a taboo thing, Yukari would keep it inside her heart, ashamed.

i can really imagine her crying to Alessi, crying that she feels like a deplorable human being for not feeling 'normal' like other people. why does she need to have those strange tastes in love? she calls herself a pervert as the older man gently touches her hair, saying it will be okay and he accepts her. he doesn't care about her tastes, and appreciates that such a cute shy teen girl has a crush on him.

honestly, Alessi has a feeling that her crush is just a temporary one, a childish crush that will probably disappear in no time.

i REALLY can imagine this scenario with NoriYuka too (the ship between Yukari Shakuyaku and Noriaki Kakyoin). except they're both the same age, but Yukari would still cry of shame afraid of her boyfriend hating her for being a bit of a perv.

[hazysurrealist]

understand my ship in five minutes!

S/I: Yukari Shakuyaku

F/Os: Noriaki Kakyoin and Toshikazu Hazamada

[hazysurrealist]

imagining my oc Yukari Shakuyaku is kind of hard since... at the same time i want to make her with a long cute frilly silly skirt that gives her dandere shy energy... i so want her with a short skirt high thighs with a wholeass absolute territory showing