#𖤓 posting

[lucifers-rubber-duck]

Husker: I am in misery-

Angel: I save dick by giving a CPR~

Reader: RESSE'S PUFF RESSE'S PUFF

[omenics]

Hello! I think your Carmilla writing was really nice and was wondering if you could do a request for Alucard, where the reader was also there to help beat his father but stayed behind with him for support etc., a soft romantic relationship would be lovely.

Thank you and don't feel pressured to write this.

𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐄.

› ..tender moments with your beloved. — sorry this took so long! but here it is. written with fem reader in mind, but written as gn. lmk if i missed anything/used gendered terms for reader!

“It’s late.”

“Vampires don’t need to sleep.” His voice was quiet. Soft. The fire roared beside him, but your night clothes were thin, and even with the flames you shivered.

“You are not a full vampire,” you stated. “You can enjoy the simple luxuries that sleep offers. Come to bed.”

Your final words came close to a plea, a beg, to which he sighed at. He could not refuse such a simple offer, especially not from you as you stood in the doorway, arms crossed as you watched him carefully. He would not hurt you, you knew this, but you watched him. You watched his slight movements and twitches, watched his chest rise and fall with shallow breaths. God, he was perfect. Even in the tranquil time of twelve o’clock with dishevelled hair and tired eyes, he was perfect.

He was silent for a while, wood crackling to fill the void.

“Okay,” he said, and he stood. The book in his pale hands shut, and his gaze lingered on the fireplace before he turned to you. His frame was illuminated in an orange light, twinkled with gold that pronounced his blond hair, and his features.

A smile played at your lips, corners twitching up as you moved towards him, taking his pale hands in yours. They were cold, or colder than most. But they were still steady, and you held them with a familiar touch. Your thumbs swiped across the back of his hands, caressing the pale skin as your eyes darted up to his. “Good.” You said, smiling. “Come, the bed had gotten cold. I will need someone to warm me,” you joked, and he let out a breath. A soft smile, different to your coy grin made its way to his face before he shook his head at you.

“Ah, I see.” Adrian mused. “You only wish for me to be a bedwarmer. How hurt am I.” You chuckled at his words, laugh quiet. Your shoulders shook slightly, and your grin grew.

“Precisely. Now come, my love. Join me.” And he did, leaving the hearth of the fire and into a cold, cold bed waiting minute by minute to be warmed by two lovesick idiots.

[mgghoney]

pairing// matthew gray gubler and reader || wc// 1,391

summary// someone always meets someone somewhere... just a matter of where

you recall very little moments when you had flashed past someone in the streets of new york and recognized them.

Well. few wouldn't quite be the right word. You recall bumping into random tiktokers and street interviewers, and on occasion when it was fashion week you'd find a model or two with shades and a mask on, but outside of that, the streets of New York were too busy for you to recognize people on the streets.

You keep a folder with a short story tucked in your tote for a specific New York resident, but you doubt you'll ever get to see him in the crowds of work. You doubt you'd be graced with the alumni from your university in the city that he supposedly stays in for the most part, but it doesn't stop you from carrying it around.

A digital camera, a folder of love, pens and journals, a device, and a second film camera for quiet moments when the sun hits right in the weed-strewn park next to university. Quiet mornings when the cold nips at your nose playfully as you fumble to get your scarf to your nose with a furrow of your brows and slipping of your cameras back into your bag, but it doesn't stop you from trying to observe mornings where the skyscrapers block your view of the sun on your way to morning classes that feel like hell or whatnot.

You think you understand a little more why your favorite resident chooses to fly everywhere he needs to despite having no need to stay here.

It's a mess, yes. Rats carrying pizza in the subways, smell of ammonia in certain regions of the city, tourists weaving in and out of the timeless square, but it's busy for a reason. You find that despite it all, the city is still home because of how busy it is.

The night ends late, and the day starts early.

You wonder if you could wake up in some strange universe in which you'd have enough joy to start your morning as nicely as he seems to start his, but you're not him, alas.

Being moderately delusional with that folder of love that sits in a tote bag as you drink coffee you force yourself to wake up early to make because the ones in New York cost less of a sweet treat and more of a small reward.

But you embrace the strangeness of living in a city that everyone knows, ID card swiped and icy breath in the air as you scrunch your nose further into the scarf as your shoulders relax in the heater of the buildings. You barely notice the strangeness of arriving earlier than usual, and you pause to consider just what you should do with the surplus of time, but you don't really need to think too hard.

It doesn't take an eureka moment for you to sit down and settle back in the warmth of one of the chairs to flip open your notebook.

You write, world at your hands, beauty at the tips of your fingers as you look up to stare at a classmate who's settled themselves across the hall from you, and you create. Quiet eyes brought to life and headphones shaded, so little that tells so much.

You don't know if you quite have that kind of imagination, but you try to take everything lightly. Criticism can be ground into dust to combine into something of more use, and a candle can be lit in the strangeness of the dark to act as a guide to somewhere with light.

The absence of light is something you don't fear, strangely enough.

You think you reflect a lot while you don't at other times. It isn't something on your mind when the dark falls over the city and the lights spark to life, and it isn't something that you really consider when you have headphones on and pass people on the street to get to —

oh

oh.

oh!

You stop on your heel and turn around, name tumbled out like you've just found an old friend, heaving as you call, nearly sliding onto your ass when you finally do get him to stop, familiar smile from photos you've seen as your shoulders sink and your breathing stems from your diaphram to catch what you lost.

"Matt." You pant, eyes sparkling with strange life as you catch your breath, face warm and no doubt flushed from nearly sliding, but you gasp. "Sorry, huge fan. Is it alright if I call you that?"

He's wonderfully sweet, sorrys strewn on your lips as you apologize for startling him and you ask for a photo with him, and you beam impossibly brighter, cheeks warm from laughing as he rambles with you, and you learn that your favorite resident in the city of dreams is just as wonderful as you had hoped, and when you find that he's ready to let go, you hand him one final souvenir from your tote bag, apologizing that you didn't have anything to let him hold it with, but giving it to him nonetheless.

"A small gift from my universe to yours." You tell him, waving as you both turn, and you think you've made your point and fulfilled your tale.

It didn't quite matter what you didn't want to do anymore. If you could tough through the complexity of your strange enamoration with your favorite resident that you'd admit perhaps wasn't too healthy and perhaps lightly parasocial, you could perhaps tough through everything, even if it meant the quiet tilting of a head of curiosity as you had handed him the folder. Perhaps it was how he felt when he had mailed those discs to his favorite director and gotten an internship in response.

The universe has worked in strange ways for him, and you find the same strangeness in your own life on occasion.

You just wonder if it is contagious or the quirk of his own world.

You go on with your day-to-day life, fingers clicking on the apps on your phone, calls with family and friends when you walk home, and you think it's quite strange to no longer feel the comfort of weight in your bag. Yet you find your shoulders hurt less because of it.

You expect to forget about the story and move on, the document tucked somewhere in a forgotten email in the past, embarrassment crawling up your cheeks when you think too hard about it.

It should all be done, and you've passed a small piece of your universe to him, and it should be done.

But it isn't, because when you step foot in the bakery by your apartment, you end up right behind him in line, and you're stuck crying to your universe that perhaps he would forget you had ever handed him a paper file in the digital age.

no, not that you were embarrassed that you'd be recognized by him for such a small act. you'd be embarrassed if that was the only thing he could recall about you.

"It's you!" He mirrors a brightness in your eyes the first time you had met him, and you blink at him as you wait for the next words. "I loved your story."

That makes your shoulders soften, and you scratch at your cheek.

"Yeah?"

"Yes. I don't think I've been gifted a personally written story in a while."

"I'm glad." You squeeze your fingers together, gloves hanging off your wrists as he tilts his head with a smile.

"Do you have time?"

You blink at him. "I was planning on getting some work done here, but I suppose it depends?"

"Would you be willing to talk about your story with me?" He stares earnestly, and you think it's a little too much for someone he barely knows. It's a little overwhelming, but you think you should've seen it coming.

When you give to the universe, you suppose it gives back in strange ways.

You shouldn't be as surprised that someone is handing a piece of their universe as a thank you for a piece of yours.

"What do you want to drink? I can pay."

And you suppose his universe gifting yours back just comes in the wonders of allowing you a glimpse into his.

[snnydcys]

i  made  a  new  years  post  on  my  positivity  blog  (  @lumiiiscorner  -  send  your  friends  some  love  ),  but  i  will  now  make  a  post  here!  feel  free  to  read  or  don't!  this  is  mainly  a  reflection  on  how  this  year  went.

2024…..  oh  man…..  i'm  gonna  have  to  admit,  it  was  the  worst  year  of  my  life.  not  being  paid  for  an  entire  year,  my  mom's  health,  overworked,  unemployed,  burnt  out,  existing  for  other  people,  and  so  on.  mental  health  spiraling  downward,  but  i  have  started  my  first  session  of  therapy  yesterday,  which  means  i  am  entering  this  new  year  with  self  healing.  not  only  that,  but  i  decided  to  try  on  a  new  career  path  (a  silly  one)  and  will  be  out  of  the  country  for  a  month  visiting  my  sister.  so  maybe  things  will  hopefully  turn  up!

with  this  year  being  the  way  it  is,  i  do  want  to  give  a  few  shoutouts  to  those  that  were  there  with  me  the  whole  time.  whether  it  was  the  beginning  of  the  year,  middle,  or  end,  you  guys  specifically  saw  how  much  shit  i  was  going  through  and  guided  me  through  it  and  i'm  forever  grateful.  some  of  you  might  be  tagged  more  than  once  since  i  will  be  making  this  post  on  all  my  blogs  and  you  guys  most  likely  follow  and  interact  with  me  in  all  of  them:

@rhodaes  oh  bitch…  we've  been  through  the  ringer  haven't  we?  if  this  year  has  taught  me  anything,  it's  how  despite  how  ugly  it  gets,  you  can  come  out  stronger.  and  we  did  just  that.  you  going  through  your  own  mess,  me  going  through  mine,  and  us  hitting  rocky  paths  but  here  we  are  now!  learning  more  about  each  other  and  continuing  to  love  each  other.  you've  been  my  day  one  since  i  came  back  to  indie.  and  you  remain  my  day  one  to  this  day.  can  i  just  say  how  proud  i  am  of  us?  cause  i  really  fucking  am.  this  year  was  a  bitch,  but  we're  gonna  be  tackling  2025  locked  arm  and  arm.  i  am  proud  of  how  far  you've  come  and  i  am  grateful  for  everything  you've  done  for  me  while  i've  been  falling  apart.  it's  a  mess  when  we're  both  dealing  with  a  lot,  but  i  know  you  have  my  back  and  i  have  yours.  now  we  gotta  get  our  shit  together  and  pick  up  on  spn  watches  rekjgbesjkrg

@gccdgraces  my  water  birthed  child…i  love  you  so  fucking  bad.  you've  seen  me  at  my  worst  this  whole  entire  year  and  not  once  have  you  made  me  feel  small  or  stupid.  you've  held  my  hand  through  this  fucking  nightmare.  reading  my  google  docs  to  our  power  hours.  you've  always  the  patience  to  just  sit  with  me  and  help  me  either  sit  through  my  emotions  or  just  keep  me  distracted.  can  you  believe  we're  almost  done  with  swac  and  about  to  enter  their  breakup  episode???  not  ready!!!!!  but  fack  man.  i  love  you  so  bad.  never  ever  getting  rid  of  me  bitch.  EVER.

@nightmarishwritings  sammy  sammy  sammy.  my  cinnamon  roll  baby.  i've  known  you  for  quite  some  time  now  and  we've  been  through  some  shit  at  the  same  time.  i  think  you're  one  of  the  ones  that  take  notice  when  i'm  not  around  and  come  searching  for  me.  that  little  thing  makes  me  want  to  snuggle  you  and  never  let  you  go.  and  your  kind  words  always  have  me  weeping.  i  hope  you  know  how  much  you  mean  to  me  and  how  your  kindness  is  never  taken  for  granted.  you  are  truly  one  of  my  best  friends  and  i'm  not  letting  you  go  mkay?  and  i  will  always  remain  as  your  guard  dog.  BARK  BARK.  you  deserve  the  world  and  maybe  one  day  i  will  kidnap  it  for  you  :)))

@salvatoraes  idk  how  many  years  it  has  been,  but  i  fucking  love  you  my  kidney  owner.  you've  been  there  for  me  through  so  much  shit  and  honestly?  this  year  i  am  surprised  how  much  we  both  are  going  through  some  similar  shit.  but  just  know  that  i'm  always  here  for  you  like  you're  always  here  for  me.  you  have  one  of  the  kindest  souls  out  there  and  you  always  keep  me  giggling.  especially  during  our  who  loves  who  the  most  war.  it's  me,  obviously.  but  i  appreciate  everything  you've  done  for  me  all  these  years.  i  won't  ever  take  it  for  granted.  and  i  hope  to  stick  with  you  longer  <3

@wavrlywizard  my  bumbling  bee!!!  this  year  was  the  year  we  have  become  so  close  and  i  am  forever  grateful.  granted,  i  don't  remember  how  we  got  close.  i  only  remember  sonny  adopting  max  and  then  everything  was  history  krejgsr  dare  i  say,  you're  the  selena  to  my  demi  mhm  yes.  i  am  forever  grateful  for  everything  you've  done  for  me.  sitting  with  me  and  chatting  with  me  through  my  mess.  not  to  mention,  all  the  positive  things  you  send  my  way  i  always  keep  in  my  heart.  literally,  you  have  kept  me  sane  this  entire  year.  and  i  know  you've  been  going  through  your  hard  times  as  well  and  all  i  can  say  is  that  i  am  proud  of  you!  i  see  you  working  on  yourself  while  also  showing  so  much  care  to  the  people  around  you.  love  you  immensely  despite  us  being  in  our  shitty  brain  eras  JKBRKJGBE  we  got  this!

@broknfeed  well  well  well  if  it  isn't  my  other  day  one.  i  still  remember  screaming  when  i  saw  your  message  in  my  inbox  when  you  came  back  after  3  years.  4  years?  idk  i  can't  remember.  either  way,  you  returned  and  i  still  cry  that  you  went  searching  for  me.  and  since  being  back  together,  i  am  forever  grateful  for  you.  you  listened  to  me  while  i  cried  and  i  snuggle  you  through  the  screen  with  your  own  things.  just  a  little  struggle  buses  aren't  we?  despite  all  this  shit,  you've  been  there  for  me  and  i  love  you  more  than  anything.  and  you  know  i'll  continue  to  be  here  for  you.  day  one  always.

@westwingsolo  a!!  my  beautiful  bean!!  ever  since  we  met,  you  have  shown  me  nothing  but  kindness.  welcomed  me  with  open  arms  and  have  continued  to  grace  me  with  your  good  heart.  you  somehow  always  seem  to  make  me  feel  like  it's  all  going  to  be  okay.  your  kind  words  and  how  patient  you  are  is  not  taken  for  granted.  i  always  consider  you  one  of  my  bbies  and  i  just  adore  you  immensely.  that's  never  ever  going  to  change  and  i  am  so  grateful  for  you.

extra  little  shoutouts  for  the  few  that  kept  me  laughing  and  smiling  throughout  this  damn  year: 

@ofblackskies  ,  @evanave  (and  all  your  other  blogs)  ,  @story1ines  ,  @havvkinsqueen  ,  @brknghrts

also  another  another  shoutout  to  new  friends  that  i  hope  to  create  more  things  with  you  <3

@hadesheiir  ,  @poetsprophecy  ,  @cfthesoul  ,  @ttheagcd

i  know  i  have  probably  missed  a  bunch  others,  but  those  who  are  not  tagged,  i  love  you  still  the  same!!  i  always  get  anxiety  when  i  don't  include  everyone  krebjkreg  hope  you  all  have  a  happy  new  year  <3

[vera-vera-vera-lynn]

Coita, Lala, Mele

TAGS: Self-Insert, SI-OC, Maia!OC, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Modern Girl in Middle Earth, Modern Character in Middle Earth

Coita, Lala, Mele

Eru Ilúvatar is perfect: the god of everything, Maker as has always been, beginning and end inconceivable. Those who live and breathe on Arda know it true, for even the shadows of the lands are said to be notes in a song, no matter the sheerness of their sin. Yet it is also the elusive Allfather himself who made his presence known and cast a spirit out of the Blessed Realm. “What does it mean,” questioned one, “for the Lord of All to deem his own child an aberration?” “Imperfection,” whispered another, “a mistake there has been.” “Speak nothing of it!” Cried more. “Blasphemy!” Yes, existence is rather terrible. Thou wouldst still not repent. Not for this, she thinks, never for this. Three glowing jewels illuminate a sleeping elf’s weary face, casting shades of grey along the walls. ❈ [Some voices in this wondrous choir are not discordant but cut off entirely, their notes unsung.]

[moxnshxne]

⋆ ⋆ ⋆

@uarmyhopx

This is our second Christmas together, when we spend the cold days cuddling under a blanket together while sipping your special hot chocolate mix, or walking hand in hand under the twirling snowflakes in the garden of this special cabin. This whimsical stay in our love bubble feels like we are resting home, and I am filled with warmth and happiness which grow day by day while being by your side. Your kisses make me melt like the snow outside under the warm rays of sun and I will keep making you smile and laugh, because you deserve all that love.

⋆ ⋆ ⋆

[ramblingdrama]

he looks so good.

[solzscribblez]

Hello! This is our first time interacting I believe- I hope you don't mind this! But I'm branching out a little and trying to interact with more people! I have hcs!!! So I hope you like them, you're perfectly fine to ignore this ask if you want though, it's not a problem at all <33 I heard that you like Tsukki!!! So I have a few hcs :)

I think he's more romantic than he lets on

Like he'll pretend he's a hater but he's really not lol

think post it notes around the house of things you said you needed to do but forgot about

I think he likes kissing your shoulder blades

I have no reason for why I just think he does

matching figurines on the tv stand like the little lego ones

doesn't like real flowers so he'll get the lego ones or make paper ones

Steals your food

He just feels like a food thief and I don't think he would feel sorry about it

your hands are locked together and in his hoodie pocket at all times

the banter between the two of you!! Calling each other idiots but it being used as a term of endearment is everything to me

okay that's all I've got!! I hope you didn't mind seeing this in your inbox <3 I hope you have a good day or night !!!! take care <3

-lots of love kai <3

[miridicalkalon]

its all coming together!

@enruiinas @notanuki @lovehungered @gumpistol @climatact @kaizokugaris

[collectalong]

【ＶＥＲＳＥ　~　ＢＡＣＣＡＮＯ！】

315 BC. in ancient greco-roman egypt, a fringe society called the collectors is formed with the goal to archive all of life starting from its inception. they're a secretive people who soon gain the greatest powers alchemy can offer: transmuting minerals, creating perfect homunculi, and from those beings, the liquor of immortality.

with no names by nature, the collectors amass, hoard, and collect every iota of information for themselves - and when their perfect creations sought to spread the studies to others, more perfect homunculi they created and sent to exterminate dissenters.

this second wave become followers of the collectors, offering their bodies and spoils for the collectors' goals.

but this collector only wanted to play.

play with their creations, make friends as one of few children in this society of theirs.

sneaking out, traveling for hours, he finally found perfect homunculi left, with children of their own.

but before they could lay a hand on them, they were sealed up. in a basement, a prison of diamond and volcanic glass just small enough for him to fit. only a master alchemist or other perfect homunculus could free them.

it was the perfect game of hide and seek.

1672, AD.

philip wittebane goes on an expedition to egypt, hoping to uncover the secrets of alchemy in the remnants of a little-known group named the collectors.

what he finds instead is beyond his wildest dreams - a real collector, alive, speaking from what appears to be a disk roughly waist-height and made from expensive, dense material, a crescent moon emblazoned on its side. a child's voice has him skeptical, but humoring instructions on a low-level transmutation produced the results needed to believe them.

phillip wittebane brings this new asset back to america.

this collector, on the other hand, found a new best friend.

and soon, he will be free. just as soon as they win at witch hunters.

...it's 1932, AD. things in the new york-connecticut area are getting dicey. prohibition driving up alcoholism and crime families alike, plus the depression. forget about it!

in the shadows of a little town called gravesfield, someone who hasn't been human in a long time is trying to make a perfect homunculus. collector thinks it's for his freedom, but he's just a temporary solution to a big knowledge problem... and his patience is just about to run out.

(icons used are of c.ous.tas from wi.tch h.at a.tel.ier!)

1910s, america. a certain traveling circus once was the talk of the town. started by the immigrant otori rakunosuke, it sported such acts as trained animals, boxing lasses, and so-called magical vampires.

it was like something out of a dream. one that made a pretty penny—in the first decades of life, this circus grew, and so too did the otori family—a richer and richer family that put entertainment first thanks to its patriarch.

after a couple generations, four children were born: the oldest, keisuke; then shousuke, hinata, and finally, emu.

from birth, emu was a handful to deal with, but a bubbly joy regardless—enamored with circus life and sitting cushy in the lap of luxury, she wanted for nothing, and spent many days with her grandfather rakunosuke as she grew older.

still, nothing can last forever. one day, rakunosuke left this world—and the traveling circus put its stakes down as a permanent location. the younger otori generations found it unfeasible to constantly travel while keeping their estate afloat, see.

at first, emu loved this change—she enjoyed exploring whenever she wanted. but then, her beloved memories started changing—older attractions built by her grandfather torn down for newer, land-bound attractions—the open frontier was little more than a pipe dream now.

the depression threatens closure, absorption by other organizations. but emu will do anything to save her grandfather's pride and joy. it's all she has left.

luckily, a pianist and young aspiring actor might be just what she needs to make her dreams come true...!

[lucifers-rubber-duck]

𖤓 Masterlist 𖤓

➼ Hazbin Crew

➥ Physical touch

➥ Can we keep them?

➥ Love surge

➥ Modern!Reader Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

➥ Animal demon form!Reader

➥ Shy!Reader

➼ Lucifer Morningstar

➥ Being maried to Lucifer would include

➼ Helluva Boss

➥ Being part of I.M.P would include

[botanikos]

      LOVER, HUNTER, FRIEND AND ENEMY       YOU WILL ALWAYS BE EVERY ONE OF THESE.

The information below is specific to the Fae!verse.

Slim and otherworldly, Stolas is a Faerie Prince with all of the flamboyancies and grandiose style. He has long black nails, and often dons metal tips on a few of his fingers. He accessorizes with an abundance of jewelry, especially rings, and of course, a crown that sits atop his blue-grey hair. He has pointed ears and dark feathers in his hair, at the nape of his neck, across his chest, and up along his forearms. His legs/feet resemble that of an owl’s with talons, though he is capable of altering or glamouring this at will to appear more “human.” Additionally, Stolas does have a long, sweeping tail similar to what we see in Helluva Boss. They almost always adorns the faerie equivalent of “makeup” and accentuates their features. Their preferred colors are black, silvers, purples, blues, and occasionally gold. There will almost always be some sort of astrology or botany motif in the designs (i.e. small stars drawn at the corners of his eyes, or gold vines sweeping out across cheeks). In this verse, they are capable of having a more “demonic” or owl-like appearance, though rarely shifts into it (battle would be the most likely cause for the change).

The...other detail: In this verse, Stolas has female genitalia.

       WARDROBE SPECIFICS & ACCESSORIZING

To carry over little pieces of canon from the main verse, Stolas will almost always travel with or don a floor-length cape. This one, however, is not a bright red, and the feathers/fluff lining it are not white and speckled. Instead, this will be reminiscent to the cape I described for the Earthly Masquerade on Halloween. This one bears a high collar, the top held together by ornate silver moon clasp. As a whole, the surface is jet black bearing distinct constellations with the occasional passage of illusory shooting star. The hat we see in the show will remain, albeit, with some minor detailing differences. The crown set into the front of the top hat is crafted of dark wood, bone fragments, and small cuttings of onyx. It still has the sweeping, sleek black feathers that branch from it.

It is also worth noting that Stolas' ears are pierced. They can be seen wearing a pieces of similar kind like these, and occasionally more ornate ones. Most of their accessories are black or silver for the primary accent, but the occasional gold is worn.

       SOME NOTABLE PERSONALITY TRAITS

Protective / Inquisitive / Cruel / Vain / Emotional / Guarded / Reactive / Loyal / Bold / Intense / Charming / Resourceful / Perceptive / Methodical / Meticulous / Obsessive / Genuine / Generous / Caring / Eloquent

[snnydcys]

hi my beans, still currently in paranoia mode with winds picking up. i am lucky enough to be in a safezone for now, but people i know aren't so lucky. i don't have the mental capacity to be doing any writing on here, but i will be posting edits from time to time if i'm in the mood. however, i am around on discord to either write or chat. even then, i'm still a little slow there as well.

thank you to those you who have reached out, kept me sane, and/or let me rant about the world. i appreciate it more than you know 💛

[corporategreenhousegases]

I want a new blog theme the blue is so old and I don't really care about f1 anymoreee

[nobleblud]

where    is    𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐘    ?    where    is    ⳽ᥲᥴɾɩƒɩᥴᥱ    ?    it's    trampled    under    your    pretty    foot . . .    again    .

# 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐃. . . . a    woeful    tale    of    a    𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥    lost    ,    clashing    teeth    coated    in    words    too    vicious    to    repeat    ,    a    war    that    leaves    you    unprepared    ,    𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥    is    truly    lost    with    𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃    &    𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄   

𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦    𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳     𓂃    twenty3.    she/her.    emily  bader. 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬     𓂃    fifty5.    he/him.    cillian murphy. 𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘯    𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳  𝘯𝘦𝘦  𝘵𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺     𓂃    thirty0.    she/her.    simone  ashley.

[sharlsworld]

༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆ to be loved loudly - 𝐋𝐍𝟒 𖤓

（ 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿𝖿 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ）

（ 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ）𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽

✫ i feel like i have to say this but most of my smau’s are literally just random posts and rarely have a plot also lowk part 3 of walk em like a dog?? idk i somehow made her totos daughter without realizing 😭

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yn

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yn 🍋‍🟩

landonorris first

landonorris fuck i’m hard

⤷ yn what??

⤷ landonorris baby you can glance at me and it’s up

⤷ yn weirdo

⤷ landonorris don’t stop i’m close

⤷ yn WHAT THE FUCK LANDO??? this is public everyone can see this

⤷ landonorris ain’t no one gonna stop me from thirsting 💀 keep going i was so close

⤷ yn why am i dating you

⤷ landonorris well if i remember this correctly you said “i love pathetic men”

⤷ yn get out of my face

⤷ landonorris i came

⤷ yn i’m going to report your account

landonorris i’m gonna miss you when i scroll 😔

⤷ yn you’re sitting on my lap right now?

⤷ landonorris i just wanna be close to you

⤷ alex_albon loser 😂😂

⤷ lilymhe Now alex…

⤷ alex_albon I was joking only good boys sit on their gfs laps fr

⤷ landonorris good boys?

⤷ alex_albon are you not a good boy?

⤷ landonorris i’m the best boy ho

⤷ mclaren What am I looking at

oscarpiastri I feel molested

maxverstappen1 Lando is horny 24/7: confirmed

georgerussell63 Chile anyways so

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landonorris

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landonorris i love my girlfriend so much everyday i wake up i thank god that i’m able to call her my girlfriend no one compares she is perfect and so funny and so beautiful and so kind i love her more than all the stars in the sky in every lifetime and universe i will find her because she is my one love

yn so sappy i love it

⤷ landonorris always for you honey

charles_leclerc Average Lando post

alex_albon super cool super rich super popular nepo baby gf who has everyone in the palm of her hand x loser bf who looks at her like she hung the stars in the sky is my favorite love trope

⤷ landonorris i’m cool and rich and popular as well?

⤷ alex_albon not as much as y/n

⤷ landonorris true

danielricciardo Pussy whipped

⤷ landonorris damn right you would be too

lilymhe So cutie patootie

georgerussell63 Lando please, you’re making all of us look like bad boyfriends.

f1 We love our talented, athletic, beautiful, multilingual queen

georgerussell63 y/n blink twice if you’re being held hostage

♥︎ yn

⤷ georgerussell63 That’s a sign. Help is on the way dear

alexandrasaintmleux Tell her I’m in need of a date at the mall

⤷ landonorris i’m not her assistant?

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Aren’t you?

⤷ landonorris ms wolff said she is available any time for you. but not for me ig.

francolapinto i was the line leader in 3rd grade 🙂‍↕️

⤷ landonorris seriously? on my own post? i’ll kill you

⤷ carlossainz55 That escalated quickly

⤷ landonorris i zont play about my girl

⤷ francolapinto well i tried

⤷ landonorris try again and see what happens ❤️

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yn

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yn lan saw it first

landonorris first

⤷ carlossainz55 second

⤷ charles_leclerc third

⤷ oscarpiastri fourth

landonorris lawd have mercy 😫 i’m about to bust

⤷ yn awh thanks babe

landonorris you’re so cute i can’t get enough of you

landonorris most beautiful girl i have ever laid eyes on how did i get so lucky

⤷ yn you sweet talker 💌

⤷ oscarpiastri Seriously though, how did you get her to date you I’m still baffled

⤷ landonorris years and years of begging, endless amounts of gifts and flowers, zero contact with any females i’m not related to, and charisma 😎

⤷ oscarpiastri I wonder how much money you’ve spent on her over the years

⤷ landonorris you do not want to know 😎

⤷ landonorris forgot to mention i became best friends with her family and got invited to all vacations, holidays, and birthdays so she couldn’t avoid me 😎

alexandrasaintmleux Heaven sent 🪽🤍

⤷ yn thank ya angel baby 👼🏽

francisca.cgomes ooh lala 🙉

landonorris i was the line leader in 3rd grade

⤷ francolapinto seriously?

⤷ pierregasly You made it to 3rd grade?

⤷ landonorris shut your butt

⤷ pierregasly You first

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alexandrasaintmleux

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alexandrasaintmleux Aquí me quedo

yn mi chica 🙂‍↕️

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux mi amor 😘

landonorris release her now. give her back. i have not seen her in ages. this is not funny.

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux You seen her at lunch? Besides she love it over here

⤷ yn yeah i love it over here

⤷ landonorris don’t make me send out an amber alert

⤷ oscarpiastri Please not again you had all of Italy in a state of panic last time

landonorris why are you matching with my wife?? just say you hate me

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😏

⤷ landonorris did you just threaten me?

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😭

⤷ landonorris you this is funny? i’m getting grey hairs woman GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND BACK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I’M HAVING WITHDRAWALS PLEASE

landonorris fuck she so hot

landonorris who’s the hottie on the right???

landonorris i will find you and i will make you regret hiding my wife from me

⤷ yn lando please. you have my location

⤷ landonorris oh silly me 😅 coming to get you be there in 10 minutes ❤️

⤷ yn i’m 30 minutes away?? do not put yourself in danger lando i’ll smack you upside the side

⤷ landonorris baby, danger is my middle name 😎

⤷ yn oh just die

⤷ landonorris okay i’m getting a lot of mixed signals idk if you want me dead or safe?? like my head hurts please choose ❤️

⤷ yn die

⤷ landonorris whatever you say baby ❤️

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yn

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yn the legend lives on

landonorris who’s the hottie behind the camera 😍

⤷ alex_albon *debbie ryan smirk* *raises hand shyly* 🙂‍↕️

⤷ landonorris shut your face do not steal the spotlight from my lady

⤷ landonorris as i was saying…who’s the hottie behind the camera 😍😍😫

⤷ yn shut your face

⤷ landonorris mmm i love dirty talk

⤷ yn don’t make me get a restraining order

⤷ landonorris kay, i’ll meet you in the hotel room 😈

alexandrasaintmleux Unfortunately

georgerussell63 My petite prince 👑

⤷ landonorris yk what ain’t petite though?

⤷ georgerussell63 Was just trying to have some light hearted banter 😔

francolapinto dang

⤷ alex_albon alright lil bro do you have some sort of death wish or something?

⤷ oscarpiastri I’ve seen him cuss out this server at a gala cause he complimented her dress…it was pretty entertaining tbh but I think he was gay

⤷ carlossainz55 One time I told her she looked pretty (purely platonic she’s a baby) and that night I woke up to him sitting in the corner of my room. Almost shit myself.

⤷ lewishamilton Not to be a gossip or anything but like he knocked this guy out in my garage once cause he gave her a weird compliment and he was like 40, I think that’s when Toto finally accepted him

francolapinto you two are endgame fr🤞🏽

⤷ landonorris right? (don’t try to lock your doors i’ll find a way in)

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landonorris

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landonorris my wife (she ain’t gonna be able to walk tomorrow)

alex_albon just put the fries in the bag bro

lewishamilton Let’s put the phone down for a bit bud

oscarpiastri Please, this can’t be healthy. I’m sick of hearing you two every weekend

⤷ landonorris sorry osc i can’t function without her my body starts to shut down

georgerussell63 How many PowerPoints do I need to make?? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

maxverstappen1 Get the wheelchair ready

lando.jpg my cute amazing talented tan beautiful funny sexy hot sweet wife

⤷ yn so when are you gonna stop calling me your wife and actually make me one?

⤷ lando.jpg soon baby, trust me

⤷ danielricciardo This actually sounded so sweet

pierregasly My kinda guy 🤝🏽

yn my dad see’s these

⤷ landonorris are you cereal?? and you’ve never told me??? i’m to young to die

lilymhe babygirlll 😍😍

⤷ landonorris please, not today

mclaren Please stop posting things like this Lando it is bad for our image

⤷ landonorris that’s telling me to stop breathing I CANT it’s just who i am

charles_leclerc Okay but why is she so good at tennis?

⤷ yn what am i not good at? 😂

⤷ charles_leclerc Being nice 😖

⤷ yn i’m very nice just not to you

⤷ charles_leclerc I’ll sue you

⤷ landonorris I’ll drown you ❤️

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yn

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yn my favorite puppy dog 🤍

landonorris awhhh you do love me 😘

landonorris ugh i’m touched

landonorris baby i’d follow you to the ends of the earth if you asked me to

landonorris sweetest brat ever

landonorris i’ve never loved anyone or anything the way i love you

landonorris my one love forever

landonorris i’ll never get tired of loving you

landonorris there are no words that can describe the love i have for you

landonorris you have me wrapped around your finger

landonorris you’re so perfect i cannot fathom your beauty

landonorris most precious soul ever

landonorris i can’t imagine my life without you, you’ve changed me for the better

landonorris the yin to my yang

landonorris you complete me

landonorris i was made to love you

landonorris let’s fuck 🌹

⤷ oscarpiastri Almost had it

⤷ landonorris I CANT CHANGE WHO I AM OSCAR I WAS BORN LIKE THIS DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SAY I WAS MADE TO LOVE HER I’VE BEEN YEARNING FOR HER MY ENTIRE LIFE OSCAR LET ME LIVE

⤷ francolapinto a man who yearns is a man who earns ☝🏼

⤷ landonorris does this have some sort of double meaning?? cause i’ll kill you fr 🤞🏽

landonorris as i was saying, let’s fuck 💐

⤷ yn kay, i’ll meet you in the hotel room 😈

⤷ georgerussell63 IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK?? IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY NASTAYYYY???