#𓆩🫀🥩𓆪 rb

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

(I messed up the other message-)

Theeen head to the forest, you can find @myraxa there :D

Eh? Alright..., this bettwr not be a fuckin trap though!!

Where the hell are the forests in Yokohama..

[Like 20 minutes later, he gets to the forest]

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

Not a problem boss. [He nods in greeting and passes over a bottle in a box]

I decided on a 1997 Quinta do Noval Nacional Vintage Port bottle.

[Chuuya knocks on the door to his office]

Hey Boss, I think I got that wine you asked for.

> [ @chuuya-eatin-ppl ]

Excellent! Thank you.

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

i smell blood. gimme.

@gnawingonribs

Ehh?? Oh! You're that mackerel version that's a zombie and cannibal fucker right?? [He looks excited to see Dazai. He's got a fair bit of blood smeared on his face and gloves,, a bit less on his clothes]

What shit do you want?? Do you have any favourites? I have a lot of spare supplies at my house- unless you want something more fresh, then i guess we could go down to the fuckin' PM holding cells ??

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

Ughhh, fucking hell. I'm bored and hungry as fuck

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

[Just. Biting him. Will not let go. He hadn't taken a full chunk out yet though. He blinks a Dazai]

૮ ̇Ⱉ ̇ ა rawr !

[Biting him. Just. Snuck over and bit him. Holding his arm hostage now, with teeth]

Oh! I being eaten, oh nooo!!

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

Huh, guess that makes sense. Hey, have you heard anything about cannibals or something near the PM??

Eh?? Boss, you're here too?

> ( @chuuya-eatin-ppl

(//up to u if it's in person or online ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ )

Yes, I believe it's crucial to stay updated. After all, information is the essence of our business.

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

[Chuuya huffs, glancing over.] Shush. Stay here.

[He makes his move when the drunk guy heads into yet another alleyway, a longer one this time. Easily, using Tainted, he compresses the man's brain inside his skull, turning it to liquid. The man drops in the middle of the alley with nothing more than a gasp. He's stil breathing for the moment, his body not yet registering his death, and Chuuya immediately heads in. He starts by ripping off the man's jacket and the arm of his shirt, before tearing off a chunck of his skin and muscles with his teeth. The body convulses a bit as Chuuya eats it raw; the muscles underneath exposed and blood getting all over his face again]

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

Fuckin- sure? Go ahead, I don't give a fuck.

hi :3

//why must u bring me back to my cannibalism hyperfixation phase mod? ily /platonic

Eh- uh... hi. Who're you?

//( • ̀ω•́ )✧,, if I must suffer so must others ;3333 ily2 /p! (Also sorry I haven't responded on the other acc yettt- I will im just focusing on this one rn bcs Cannibalism thoughts are taking over my brain lately (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

[Chuuya growls- but then narrows his eyes and shakes his head] Ugh- forget it. I'm too hungry for your bullshit

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

[Lunges forward and bites him again. Same arm, different spot this time, same amount of force! He let's go again but doesn't jump back this time] Shut up!!

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

[Chuuya lunges and bites his arm. He mostly gets a mouthful of fabrics and bandages, but it's hard and strong enough to start a bit of bleeding! Not that Chuuya can taste it. He then seems to realize what he did and jumps back, red] Fuck-

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

[Chuuya blushes, but just growls again] Shut up with your shitty nonsense mackerel!!!

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

[He growls] I hate you!! It's none of your business anyways!

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

Fucking asshole!! Ugh- I should just kept talking to the damn weretiger kid. Why would I even be a cannibal?!

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

How the fuck is that suspicious shitty Dazai?!

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)

[chuuya-eatin-ppl]

I- There is nothing to admit! I'm definitely not a fuckin' cannibal. It's just Port Mafia shit damn it- so don't go getting this stupid idea in your head ! Just shut up and say you'll tell me.

Oi, shitty Dazai. Are there any actual cannibals in your shitty agency??

> @chuuya-eatin-ppl

No? Byakko isn't part of the agency and I don't think Byakko ate any humans, but it's rumored Byakko has! (Atsushi's Tiger form)