#𐳱 roach 𐳱

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how'd you lose your eye

𐲱 spider 👍

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𐲱 guys look at ths cat im losing my mind over this fucking cat im in love with her lookat her kittens shes huggingit so close i love her shes doing so well

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𐲱 IM GOING ON AN EXPIEDITION BYE LOSERS

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F a s c i n a t i n g.

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all of you are so mean t o me like blah blaaah "ohh she's crazyy he hears things and sees things and talks to walls he he s craazy" ueah ok WhatEver im the only one who ISNT blind tlike the rest of them ok its cringe they think everyting is just fffuckin sunshines and rainbows or whatever like no theres something gpgoing on ok thers somthuingn happenign i know theres something watxhhing usive seen it ive ive tasted it im gonna lick it and im goona tell them how to tastes ok im gona tell the m how vicstory tastes i know im right i knnw theyre real ok i know it from what i kow abot clocks thats not quite right yknow ok im going my nknees hurt

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𐲱 thats a suspoicious emphasis on Usually

Kava, elderflower!

kava: post your favorite color scheme

▫️ This one for me!!

▪️ Pink is my favorite color, but as far as color schemes go... Probably something along these lines.

elderflower: do you get sick often?

▪️ Not really. And when we do get sick, it's usually not as bad as everyone else gets it either. Usually.

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𐲱 HOW TO MAKE KNIFE

Step 1

find a good rock. any rock works but flint or obsidian good. glass also works. bone also works. of course use metal if ytou can sharpen it

Step 2

hit it with n another rock to turn it into a point. be really careful with obsidian or glass because it shatters. with those ones go at the edge with something hard likie bone or a horn to slowly chip away parts from the edge. like press it against the edge and slowly take parts off. or just sand it down if you can do that idc. idk how to do this with metal if i use those i just kinda use a shard and tie it really tight and hope it stays

step 3

do the same but take down the middle. there are two ways you can do this to make it attatch

way 1

take it in from the sides to create an indent to tie with and to keep the head in place

way 2

create a little hole in themiddle. yuo can decide if its better or worse to do it thisway by how fragile the thingy is when you take it down because the really fragile ones will just fuckin shatter if u try to do this to them. only do this if you hve a drill or your using metal so you can melt a hole in there or something

Step 4

make the stick. you can use lots of stuff you can use the horn you used tochip the thing down but then you dot ahve a horn so i dont recommend it. you can either tie it to the side (this fucking sucks) or cut a little line in the thingy to put it into . you wanna justjam it in there super hard so it stays. if you use way 2 above then you wanna drill the hole into the handle also

Step 5

Put some kind of glew in there (you make glew by boiling animal bits like sinew and fat and bone and skin and then skimming all the weird sticky stuff off) you can also make it out of plant sap but its not always as sticky but i like tree sap lots. you can like boil bark to get some if its the wrong time of year for sap because its actaully always the right time of year for sap its just sometimes it doest come out because its cold

then you wanna stick it in there super hard and jam it into the thingy and tie it up. if youcut the slit too big you can force some stuf f into there. squishy pieces work best so like wood. slices of wood or sticks or stuff but do it before the glue dries

i forgot tot ake a picture so heres a drawing

Step 5

this is whhere you want to decide how you wanna tie it. all materials work for both ways above it just changes how you tie it. if you do way 2 you can figure it out yourself because i cant be bothered to make 2 knifes to show you both

materials you can use

- string

- yarn

- vines (can be very chunky try to use smaller ones) (also can be fragile (gragile = breaks easily))

- animal sinew (best)

Step 6

leave it to dry/set

Step 7

knife

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Is it just you four? Or are there others?

𐲱 !!!WE HAVE GODS MOST STUPIDIEST BOY!!!

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um..... are you aware that roach means the end of a blunt?

𐲱 the end of a blunt what? blunt knife?

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𐲱 wwhat do you put on your tacos? r do you just like the good ol classic

happy tuesday! what's on the menu for today ;) does it begin with a T, maybe?

Hmmmm…maybe it’s a ta…ta…taco!! Taco taco!! Wooo! Taco!!

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▫️ Buddy, I cannot believe you're not even going to touch that ice cream after practically begging for it.

ITS SUS 𐲱

≜ We've been saying the same thing. He just keeps saying how he "doesn't trust it". I'm pretty sure Spark's already taken some, though. The blankets are keeping it insulated enough for now.

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Who is senior fluffykins? Did you know her before she was brought with you?

𐲱 YEAH!!! i found her inthe caves in undar, i fed her mama a few times and then señor fluffykins just kinda stuck with me because im AWESOME (because she realised it's easier to let me feed her than to hunt for herselmf >:p) and she pees in my coat but its ok i love her

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SHOW ME THE BEANS

𐲱 ?huh?

beans?

what beans do you means?

unless you means

THESE BEANS!!!!

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𐲱 arrrrrrrr ahoy whoopee

It be "talk like a pirate day"...But I already be a true swashbuckler! Talking in me piratey voice be coming naturally to me every day

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one fun fact about each of you - GO!

※ Seeing as so many are indisposed or busy, how about I answer this one? Especially seeing as they'll never know.

Em - Still eats paint. When he was on the job, he'd just lick it off of his hand if it spilled. He has a tierlist of which paints taste better. I wish I was joking. You can ask him for it if you want to get into that can of worms. Don't start him on his rant about oil paints, though. I did that once. God.

Spark - Likes collecting stuff, which makes sense for how much he hoards. Most of the boxes or random junk you see in these guys' pics is stuff he's decided to bring home.

Threes - I'm surprised nobody's commented on the name, actually. Not a fun fact about him specifically, but Spark was actually "one" and Em was "two" for a while before they got to know each other and figured out different nicknames. For Threes himself, let's go with... His last command before he got here was to kill Lucy. I wonder if that stretches across the multiverse? I guess we'll find out when he gets out of here. Ha.

Roach - It was about 20 years, actually. In Undar. I don't think he kept track, so I'm probably the only one who knows. I can go into more 'fun facts' but there's nothing too different than Em unless we want to get into the gross stuff he did to live that long. I can, if you want. You're definitely not gonna get it out of him.

Rex - Had chickens on the ship just so the raptors could have eggs to eat. I don't have much more for you on him. I'm not omniscient.

Do you also want them for the others? I can, if you want. I just don't want to go overboard.

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will you show us dinner?

𐲱 uh. sure? ill ask em