#��~how about a little pattycake?~🙌

[darlingpassion]

WAIT.

Something just occurred to me that I dont think we've ever talked about. A very terrible one, so- trigger warning for sexual assault (the whole Lottie conception thing).

So Rena fucks black-out-drunk Smartass on a really bad night after a terrible fight with King. She was under the influence of hard drugs, but, still- she was more Aware, then he was. He resembled her husband, and in her fucked-up, drug-addled mind, gravitated towards him. Used him. Left early and got pregnant.

It was a fucked up situation all around but Rena was definitely the instigater and in a bad place head-wise; emotionally erratic and a loose canon.

Well... in the universe where they all know eachother eventually- does Shiny k n o w??? Does Poppy know??? If King found out about Lottie, Rena would definitely tell him the whole story. But I don't think she'd go around telling just anyone (or if she'd even care. Or think about it at all. Getting drunk and fucked up and doing 'fucked up shit' (little baby firefly reference for you to lighten the mood XD ) is an all the time kinda thing for her after all). And I doubt that Smartass would, either. So...

??? What do you think? Maybe King tells them. How do they react? 🤔

(Oh god what of LOTTIE found out. She already doesn't want her mother, now she's about to kick this woman's ass)

This... I knew we had to confront it when we started to ship our OC's together, but I was afraid to 😅😭😅😭

Hooooooooo boy. Ok. Lemme break this down. I've been simmering on this ask for the past couple of days cause I wanna D I S C U S S this-

First off- whether or not Poppy and Shiny know what Rena did.

Hm... I feel like it's kind of yes, kind of no? And Shiny knows more than Pops does. Obviously, they don't know who the mother is, and if Smartass can't remember that night, then he's either blocked the memory out or he was that black out drunk. I don't think the darker side of this would really sink in for Poppy early on because, although she does know creeps exist, she imagines them being more confrontational; she did kind of grow up sheltered, and the only creeps she's encountered in Downtown are those who aren't subtle. So she doesn't think about the consequences of leaving your drink open in a crowded bar, or someone waiting until you're inebriated and not sound of mind to invite you over to their place (i really really really want to write Poppy getting drugged at a bar while hanging out with Greasy or Shiny, and they notice and take care if shit. Kind of like your Jim x Reader drabble). It took her a while to realize that how she and Henry met was also pretty predatory on his part, though.

Remember when I told you I imagine Poppy actually being there the night Lottie was dropped off on their doorstep? I also see her, after getting over the shock of a baby in this mobster house, trying to help Smarty retrace his steps so they can figure out where the baby even came from, "Ok, do you remember where you were nine months ago?" "Who the hell keeps track a'that!?" "Nobody, but in this case, we really need to figure that out-" Whether Smartsss remembers and tells her or not, after thinking it over, I think Poppy would suspect that Smartass was also taken advantage of and is scared and sorry for him. She'll ask him if he's OK and assure him it wasn't his fault, even if he tries to brush it off. As usual, Poppy would go into well-meaning-but-kinda-overbearing mode. She hopes that maybe the mother was also drunk- it's still bad for them both, but it's better than if she soberly saw Smartass in the state he was in and slept with him still. She wouldn't be sure if she should keep Lottie's hope up for her mother in this case since they only know Smartass' side, and will listen if he or Lottie says they aren't interested in the possibility that her mother may come back.

Shiny on the other hand, she's encountered nearly every type of fucker you could think of, especially now that she works in the adult entertainment industry. She's even fallen victim to some of them in the past. It's part of why she's so ready to square up and gouge someone's eye out if they give her the wrong vibe- hell, when she's out with her gals, especially Poppy, she's sniffing out for creeps while having fun. It's just second nature to her at this point. So when she was told about baby Lottie and heard that Smartass had no memory of that night, her alarm bells were already ringing in her head. Even if she annoys Smartass, she does see him as kind of like a little brother... A little brother who's a little asshole and got little man issues, but a little brother all the same (yes, that means she sees Stu as her little brother too. And he's a whole lot nicer than her other adopted brother XD), so she's also got that protective streak in her despite constantly teasing him.

She wants to find the bitch who took advantage of him, and tells him they should go find the mother- not for Lotties sake, but for his. Shiny is headstrong, so it'd take a lot for the guys to convince her to don't bother if Smarty doesn't want to go through all that trouble. Shiny wouldn't approve if Poppy tried to encourage Lottoe to be hopeful about her mother. Even if she wasn't such a monster like Shiny is imagining her to be, she still left her daughter. In Shiny's eyes, that's inexcusable. But maybe this is why Shiny hates Rena so much; she got the vibes from that woman without even finding out she was Lotties mother.

So even though Poppy and Shiny don't know the whole story, they both do end up suspecting and worried for him. Shiny would have no issues against telling Lottie that her mother is a bad person, and Poppy is trying to figure out what to tell Lottie when she asks (honestly they'd probably sit down together and go back and forth, especially if this is after Lottie asked Poppy if shes her mother and Poppy needs advice). If either of them met Rena after this?? And found out what she did???? Hoooooo boy.

Shiny is gonna start swinging, regardless if they've fucked or not. Enough said. Rena is a weapons expert, but Shiny inherited her dad's honey badger crack-head determination. It's anyone's fight at that rate.

Poppy? Ohhhhh ho ho ho, it depends on their relationship. If she just remained uncomfortable around Rena (which would happen in the Pocho, or any weasel ship, timeline. I don't care how alluring Rena turns it up, Poppy ain't cheating on her S/O), then this gives her more incentive to stay away from her. I can see her confronting Rena, even if it has been years at this rate. How could she have gone after a drunken man?! Even if she was having a bad day!? Don't even get me started on Poppy's thoughts about Rena only coming back into Lottie's life when she wants something. The mama bear in her would really rear to the surface if that happened.

If she and Rena started a relationship though??? Oh... Oh hell no. This is so much worse than Rena dropping Poppy for Henry. Poppy also confronts Rena here, but she's so much more angry and disgusted than she was with the topic of Henry. If Rena doesn't show some kind of remose for what she did, Poppy will break up with her... She might break up with Rena anyway- which is pretty big in and of itself because, as I'm sure you've noticed, Poppy has never been the breaker in a relationship. How do you think Rena would respond to that?

Now granted, Rena was also under the influence. But as you said, she was more aware. I think maybe this might make Poppy hesitate? She doesn't indulge in drugs (except that one time Wheezy got her high on weed by accident *cough*) and she prefers to drink on specific times, so she's not so in-tune with how inebriated someone can get and how in control they can be. Shiny, however, she is a hard drinker and smokes (she sticks to Marijuana herself, but she has had a few friends who indulged in more serious drugs. Her slasher self, though, indulges in them greatly), so she does know that there are various levels of sobriety and intoxication. And she's pretty sure Rena wasn't black out drunk like Smartass, especially since she actually remembers that night.

Poppy, conflicted and unsure: Shouldn't we... Aren't we supposed to take her condition that night into consideration, too??

Shiny: that's actually a good point, Pops.

Shiny: *turns to Rena* do you remember what happened that night?

Rena: Yeah-

Shiny: Then kindly go fuck yourself with a sandpaper wrapped cactus that's tipped with E. Coli.

Now as for King... Poppy would have mixed feelings. It's obvious he's not like Rena and doesn't agree with what she does, but why are they still together?? Yes, he loves her, but... *looks at Rena and her cheating hoe-ass* yeah... Meanwhile, Shiny is suspicious of him if he's still with Rena afterall this. What kind of skeletons does he have in his closet?? Other than the obvious. She would try to keep Poppy away from King if this happened in the Kingpop timeline.

As for Lottie. Poppy wants to protect her, so she'll try to stop her from kicking Rena's ass. Yes, she's got training from the navy, but she won't let her little neice get hurt! Let her take care of this, sweetie. You and your father need to get away from this woman. Shiny would jump into the fight first... But she'd let Lottie get her kicks in too. And they can go get a drink at the bar afterwards and either sit in silence or talk about it, whatever Lottie would want.

So, tldr, Poppy and Shiny may not be told all the details, but they would start to suspect on their own. And Riny and Renpop would be nonexistent in this AU.

Fuuuuuuucccckkkk this hurt my heart so bad, especially the part of me that loves the Rena ships despite how dysfunctional they'd be. But we needed this too. What do you think?

[darlingpassion]

Okay I need to go to sleep because i close at work tomorrow and I already stayed up too late cuz I had a need the clean the whole house, but I had to ask this!!

I need to know- how would Terry respond if any one of the Toon Patrol tried to Come Onto Him? XD 😏 Would he say yes to any of them? Would he get the hell outta there? I must know XD

Right, now that I've thrown a spanner into the works, goodnight! XD 💤💤💤

Ohhhhh my god I did not expect this kinda ask today. I love it XD

My poor Terry. First Rena, now these assholes. Will he ever catch a break? (Probably not)

Alright! Let's go through weasel by weasel.

Smartass

Short answer: "I thought he was a kid??"

Long answer: No, Terry doesn't think he's a literal kid XD but he did think Smartass looked pretty young to be in a bar setting (it's the height and the hat shielding the face. Shhh don't tell Smarty-). The angry weasel ain't his type, so Terry would brush him off after getting over the realization that this man is in his mid 30's.

Also, this is absolutely Terry reacting to Smartass in the bar if he was mean like Shiny XD

Greasy

Short answer: "... Shiny, come get your man before he makes'a fool 'a himself!"

Long answer: Hmmm... It's iffy with Terry. Like, he can see why Shiny thinks he's handsome physically, he can appreciate what Greasy offers in looks. But unfortunately, the green bastard ain't got game XD and Terry can see that, and is not up for Greasy's loony pervert shenanigans 😅 so yeah, Shiny can keep him. Greasy'll be house trained under her better than with him 😅

Wheezy

Short answer: *side eyes Wheezy* "..." *grins in 'I'm game if you are'*

Long answer: Wheezy is where it's at with Terry. For starters, he and the weasel are part of the same old, kinda gross group. Wheezy is far worse than Terry with smoking, but they're both still tired old men who are buddies. And it also helps that they both speak practically the same lamguage; no words needed, only vibes. They're both slow, a little lazy, and Terry knows that Wheezy won't expect their fucking around to go anywhere past a friend's with benefits sort of thing... Also it doesn't hurt that Wheezy is pretty good looking whether or not he showered that day-

Psycho

Short answer: "Wheezy for fucks sake, get your fuckin' dog outta here!"

Long answer: I can't imagine Psycho flirting with Terry, but for comedy's and arguments sake, let's say he wants that old man rat XD and Psycho when he flirts... Doesn't look like flirting 😅 Terry can tell what his intentions are, he's been around long enough to recognize how someone is trying to flirt even if they don't have the best game But he absolutely is not going to bring that rabid animal in bed. He prefers his crotch unscarred, thank you very much XD that rabbit girl can take this one. She seems to have a knack for the crazy men.

Stupid

Short answer: "... Shit, ok. I can see it-"

Long answer: Look, it's a giant, fat, goofy and cuddly weasel!!! Who can resist that???? Granted, Stu's company isn't as relaxing as Wheezy's is (Terry's gotta verbally engage with the dummy. Answer so many questions. Terry is paitent, but not a talker XD), but if Stupid showed interest, Terry would definitely consider it. And if Stu is shaking up those fruity drinks you said he makes, well shit how can any sensible man resist that?

Tldr; Terry would be down to fuck Wheezy and Stupid, maybe Greasy... Smartass ain't his type, and Psycho is too much for him XDD

Thanks for sending this ask in! Ohhh I gotta send you a similar ask now, hang on-

[darlingpassion]

Hi how are you I been have an imagine of yandere weasels falling for a female bunny toon who is very shy and a total sweetheart who wouldn’t hurt a fly and a very good friend of Roger rabbit

Aw, I like this bunny! She sounds very sweet ^^ a friend of Roger you say?? *glances towards the weasels* ... Yeaaaaahhh... She's gonna have to be a barrier between them 😅

Ooof. If they were yandere, that bunny is gonna have a rough time 😬 especially since they're the police force of Toontown. She can't call the police! They are the police!

This sounds like a lot of potential for a dark story idea ^^ and outside of it, you got a cute OC in the works! I hope you're having fun with it!

[darlingpassion]

I was told I could find Toon Patrol here but don't see it 🥺 help please

Hi!!! Omg someone directed you to me?? That's so sweet! Could you please tell them I appreciate them?? ^^

As for your question; yes! I do have Toon Patrol content here. I don't tag 'Toon Patrol' though... I don't want to get judged by the TP fandom for my sins 😅 but if you've been on here long enough, you've probably noticed I've given characters specific special tags. For the weasels, they are '🙌~How About a Little Pattycake?~🙌 (I was going to give each individual weasel their own tags... But I couldn't figure out what emoji or quotes to use for them so they all share one tag 😆). You can also find them under the 'disney villains' tag.

Thank you so much!!! I hope you like my content ^^

[darlingpassion]

I could technically put this on my main blog since this isn't necessarily horny... But I'm posting it here because why not.

There is a (untrue) rumor surrounding weasels that they suck the blood from their prey. This is because they bite into the animals jugular, causing their faces to be covered in blood.

You know what's a popular creature for media and monsterfuckers? Vampires.

...

What if I made a Vampire!Toon Patrol AU?

[darlingpassion]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok I don't have too much energy, but your answer brought back so many thoughts relating to these AU's- and gave me MORE too! I hope you like these additions!

Smarty-Pop

Cherik Smarty-Pop Cherik Smarty-Pop Cherik Smarty-Pop!-

I am still in love with this AU XD and honestly, I love the more domestic side of them being an established couple ^^ here are extra thoughts;

Poppy has become a closer of sorts for the theater. She is always the very last one to leave, no matter what. And when everyone is gone, Smartass finally comes out in the open; ranting about the idiot managers and that harpy La Carlotta (Rena?), showing Poppy and asking her input on the music he's working on, asking her about her day, etc. And no matter what, she's just happy to be able to see him out here, not having to be secretive about her love for him now.

And yes. They both retreat under the theater every night. It's not his chambers anymore. It's theirs. Sometimes Poppy sleeps in, and it looks so strange to everyone else when she shows up out of nowhere XD

Smartass being conflicted with wanting Poppy to have a night off, but also not wanting his work to be ruined by everyone else. He writes these plays with meticulous detail, intentionally casting specific actors and singers for specific parts, and Poppy is always given the most important role. But anyone who knows anything about singing knows that the vocal cords must rest. And although those nights grate on the phantom's ears the most, being able to spend time with his star makes the Harry screeching on stage bearable.

Besides; opera dates. If Carlotta isn't the one singing, Poppy can convince Smartass to come watch the play in his box, and they have a little date ^^ the two just sitting back where no one in the crowd can see them and enjoying the show for once ^^

These two definitely get married. They have a private, secret wedding under the opera house. And Poppy convinces her managers to let her have a week vacation for their honeymoon (*cough* with the help of the Opera Ghost)

Can you imagine the phantom of the opera, the ghost who controls the theater, coming down to his lair to see his darling little wife standing there, waiting for him with a stern look tapping foot, and arms crossed? "... ?sighs* What is it, doll?" "You know exactly what, buster!" "Oh c'mon, that moron shoulda' been focusing on his job!" "So you tried to hang him!?" "By his ankles! He's still kickin', ain't he!?"

Poppy and Smartass working together!!! It's so much more than him teaching her how to sing like Cherik; they're both honest with each other, they exchange advice and criticism. Poppy is always the first to read his notes and scripts before he brings them to the managers, and Smarty is the one she really rehearses for the night before. These two are an opera power couple.

I must reiterate; Smartass getting frustrated/possessive as more men (and women) try win Poppy over. She assures him every night that she loves only him, and he knows she does... But God damn it, don't these idiots know a married woman when they see one?? He's angry at them, not her. Poppy... It is a tad frustrating, but it's not like anybody knows she's committed already. It's kind of sweet and flattering, in a way. But of course, she kindly turns them all down. Which unfortunately, causes rumors to spread about her.

Kind of dark, but imagine if Poppy had a more... persistent admirer. They keep sending her poems and flowers, nothing like the roses and meaningful letters that her true love leaves her. They always try to get her to come out to dinner with them, always reaching despite how many times she's tried to carefully push them away. Of course, the phantom sees everything that goes on in the opera house. And he's not at all happy about this 'admirer'.

Greasypop

!!!!!!!! First off- Greasy? I'd like to see you try not to fall in love with Poppy. She has an army of ships behind her (and you're one of them) proving how lovable that woman is. She'll crack through your cold heart.

Second, I need!!!! To write!!! The morning after!!!!

"I make no promises, hermosa. go back to sleep now. and in the morning try to resist; I'd like to see you try~"

Those words, those all too frightening words that came out with a sinful, delicious purr, still haunted her mind. Even as the woman anxiously brewed her coffee and let her porridge grow cold in front of her, even as the idea of walking out her front door today filled with dread as she knew that her neighbor would be there waiting for her. Those words repeated like a mantra in her head, reminding her why she should be scared of Greasy.

But... But... Oh god, why did there always have to be a 'but' when men like Greasy were involved? But Greasy was... What was it about him? Had it been anybody else persuing her this way, Poppy would have kept her door shut and locked. But Greasy?? Somehow, every time he came near, every sweet name he called her in his language, how eager and happy he looked to see her like they were friends, she always seemed to forget in the moment how scary he really was.

"Oh god, what is wrong with me?" Poppy thought aloud, burying her face in her hands. Just the thought of that Spaniard made her heart and mind race for totally different reasons. Was it even her heart speaking at this point?? Anyone with a lick of common sense would have lost any affectionate thoughts they would hold for someone who snuck into their bedroom in the middle of the night.

And she couldn't imagine spending another second with her neighbor! She shouldn't!! No more surprise dinners! No more bumping into each other at the store like a romance film! No more touches! None of that! She-

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Instantly, the poor woman shot up to her feet and unintentionally knocked her chair back- she really was tense today. Quickly placing the chair back on its legs, Poppy briskly made it to her door. Who could that be at this hour? Shouldn't they be focused on getting to work?

Though that question was answered in the most unfortunate way, when she opened the door and found that all too familiar face, "G-Greasy?-"

"Ah, Mariposa. I hope I'm not interrupting your morning~" That smirk- that damn wolf-like smirk that always made her knees feel weak, curled on his lips as he said that. Like he knew damn well how disruptive he really was. With a tilt of his head and an inhuman flick of his wrist, he already had his fingers brushing delicately over her cheek, and she could have sworn she saw his grin broaden when she failed to retain her shuddering gasp. He was always a daring man, but here? Something definitely had changed after last night, "You haven't eaten yet, no? I'd be honored if you'd let me cook for you. I'm certain you'll love what I have in mind~"

And just like every instance before, the fear that she knew she should have felt fizzled away before she even realized.

I wanted to write this too, but I ran out of time xD imagine that Poppy and Greasy kiss for the first time. She doesn't know what happened, and a voice in her head tells her to pull away now. But- was it her that wanted to stay? Or the arms snaking around her waist and not giving her an escape that made her stay rooted? But either way, she can't pull away now. The way he works his tongue on her makes her cling onto him like a lifeline. The growling and huskily spoken Spanish makes her head feel dizzy, enough to let Greasy pull their lips apart before he started trailing lustful kisses down her neck. It all feels like total bliss... But the sharp fangs that brush against her jugular are just enough to make her realize what was going on here.

Pocho

Omg omg omg!!!! Yes yes yes the twins being Johanna! I know I said before that they are too curious about most things to consider the consequences, but I do like to think they also can tell when something is a real threat. In this case, these two siblings can tell something is very wrong with their caretaker. They hate being separated with Percival at the school, but they still write to each other. They even developed their own language after Penelope suspected the judge was reading their letters. To anyone who reads their letters exchanged, it looks like madmen talking- and that is the 'proof' the judge shoes the asylum to get Penny locked away. They confide in each other, Penny begging Percy to find some way to come home and telling him everything that makes her uncomfortable. And it only makes him more determined to get back home.

I raise you; Penny is Johanna, and Percy is Anthony- platonic, of course! Percy managed to escape the school and earn his place on a ship back home. On the way, he and his crew save a stranded man who simply calls himself 'Psycho', and the two bond. Percy isn't sure what it is, but it feels like he's supposed to know this man. Like Psycho is his... But that's impossible. He and Penny's parents abandoned them (though with all of his sisters letters, he's been doubting the Judges words). But Psycho, with his dreary attitude towards life, always lights up when he sees him, and wants to know all he can about him and Penny. And something tells Percy that he can trust him.

Psycho comes home, a spark lit within him now that he finally got to see his son (I like to think Sweeny!Psycho would have that sixth sense of who his kids are like we talked about), and will hopefully see his daughter and wife too... But the stories Percival told him have also fanned the flames of hatred and vengeance in him, too. And he's got plans for that judge brewing in his demented mind, now.

Oh! I forgot to mention! Shiny as Ms. Lovett!!! Buy instead of being in love with Psycho, it was Poppy she was in love with all along, and why she had her own murderous spark too, "There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. A delicate soul, with a heart of gold. And she was beautiful..."

And, on the topic of Poppy as Johanna and Psycho as Anthony... I actually have been thinking of what would happen if their stories were swapped; if Poppy had been locked away in an asylum for years, and Psycho had to recreate his life after getting away from his family... It's been pretty angsty to think about 🥲

Renapy

Omg I love this so so much!!! I need this so much XD I haven't seen the musical, but I did listen to some of the OST. I didn't know Beetlejuice sang that to Adam!!! XD Poppy should be the ghost couple. She can be a fellow ghost that's looking for help, and unfortunately Rena keeps harassing her XD

Rena: C'mon, drop your panties, I'm trynna fill you with wisdom and skill and the instinct to kill-

Poppy, blushing: COULD YOU NOT WORD THAT ANY OTHER WAY!?!?

Oh!!! Rena as Beetljuice??? She can sing Say My Name!!!! I actually found this cover for that song, and I know its not Isla Fisher, but I now can't stop imagining Rena with this cover

Also, Lottie should be Lydia. Rena trying to convince Lottie that she's the better ghost, how she'll get her what she wants, etc. Besides, Lottie would definitely be the first one to push her off a roof XD "Lottie!" "*shrugs* she's already dead."

Though, with Poppy as Johanna and Psycho as Anthony in the Sweeny Todd.. Now I really want to explore Turpin!Rena and Johanna!Poppy with you. Rena in Turpins outfit? The tight pans and frilled sleeves? Her having that collection of ~books~??? The spyhole in Poppy's room???? (*cough* knowing that Rena will just go stand in a dark hallway and rub one out, Turpin!Rena watching Johanna!Poppy through the peephole while she's fingerings herself?????) Ohhhhh my god this is all so awful and dark. We must discuss this in further detail (if/when you want ^^)

This is all I got tonight. There's so much more I want to discuss! Like Heathers!Kingpop, Bonnie and Clyde!Griny (which btw, yes. Wheezy and Jane Doe need to be Buck and Blanch!) and LSOH!Peezy!!! But I need sleep 😅 I hope you enjoy reading these! Thank you so much for answering! ^^

I've been in a musical mood since I moved into my apartment (Seriously, there's something very satisfying about playing these Broadway songs out loud in your own living room (when my roommate left of course)), and seeing your dark Musical AU Post made me think of musical AU's for my... Oof countless ships 😅 of course you don't have to worry about answering ^^

Smarty-Pop • Phantom of the Opera AU

I have not known peace ever since you briefly mentioned their Erik/Christine dynamic in my sad Smarty-Pop ending drabble, and i mean that in a positive way XD and this gave me the perfect opportunity to explore an actual AU.

I'm thinking maybe Poppy can play a little bit of Madam Giry's role too, being the only one who knows the Phantom's secrets, the only calm one when the Phantom of the Opera strikes and possibly even delivering messages to the opera managers for Smartass. And unlike with the OG story, I like to imagine them in an already established relationship here- just, you know, a little secretive since it's the phantom we're talking about.

It's not uncommon for Poppy to go disappear down in the depths of the Opera House, whether it be through her mirror or one of the trap doors. And if one were to look through her dressing room, you could find many pink roses in various stages of wilt, and letters personally addressed to her written in the same colored ink. She claims she doesn't know who sends her them, but her dreamy smile shows more than just flattery. She leaves her own notes for Smartass as well, leaving them in loge #5 just before a show begins. Just sweet love letters only for his eyes.

No, they don't always agree. Poppy has lost track of how many times she's stormed down to Smartass' domain after something he most certainly did, and all the attention and admirers she had been gaining as her stardom rose have been dangerously grating Smartass' nerves. But at the end of each night, she is his, and he is hers. As it should be.

(Yeah this is partially me venting how i think a Christine x Phantom relationship would have turned out if it was the canon ending XD Also I'd like to point out that you said yandere Snartass might make his S/O marry him, which also correlates with the phantom trying to force Christine's hand. That is totally not going to become part of the Smarty-pop AU) thought XD

Greasypop • Dracula AU

I did struggle with Greasypop admittedly, but then I heard the song Please don't Make Me Love You from the soundtrack and I could not get this dynamic for this ship out of my head. Besides, it gives me an excuse to use the Vampire or the Monster AU XD No matter how you slice it, Dracula is pretty manipulative when you think about it. Especially with how he convinces Mina that Lucy's death was not his doing, which does fit Greasy's more manipulative nature... Not to mention that it'd be his fantasy to have as many hotties as Dracula did 😅

I'm just imagining vampire/incubus Greasy shows up into town, looking to plant his roots here for a while, and Poppy is one of his targets. Poppy can tell that something isn't quite right with him, even when he offers her comfort after she reads about yet another attack in the night. There's just something not right with Greasy.

But even so, she's having a hard time denying what he does to her. Just like how theres something about him that isn't quite right, there's something about him that makes her head feel dizzy. Something that let's his touch linger on her shoulder or arm before she snaps back to her senses. Something that makes her wish those evenings when he shows up unannounced and they wind up sharing a meal together don't end. It's like her heart is trying to give itself to Greasy, and her mind is trying to keep her grounded in reality.

It's not long before she breaks down, feeling like she's being driven mad, and just asks her friend- if he can even be called that- what he wants. She knows Greasy is not who he says he is, and she knows there has to be a reason he keeps coming back to her even though she's made it clear she doesn't want a man right now. Something tells her she doesn't want to know the truth, and yet another something tells her she wouldn't care.

But either way, no matter what, Poppy knows one thing for certain. Her heart can't take much more of this. And she didn't want it to. She doesn't want someone to come around and ruin this tranquility she's built for herself just for his own fun. So she asks, practically begs him, to just don't make her fall in love with him. Don't make her chase after him if he had no intentions of keeping her. Her instincts tell her that this is a terrible idea, that she should have slammed the door on the Spaniard long ago as she locked eyes with him.

But there was just something about him that made her love him.

(Not exactly the Dracula route I meant, I'm still working on it, but I hope it's still fun to read XD)

Peezy • Little Shop of Horrors AU

Ok ok I know this may not sound right but hear me out- Poppy x Wheezy are the most wholesome of the ships, kind of like how Audrey and Symore are wholesome. And also share the fact that Poppy/Audrey still see Wheezy/Seymore as such a good person deep down despite knowing or finding out the things they've done. Not to mention that Wheezy would treat Poppy right just like how Seymore would for Audrey.

Poppy and Wheezy work together in the same flower shop, and they both would agree that they are the high lights of each others work day. It's not exactly hidden that the two have feelings for each other- as their boss blatantly told Wheezy that he knew he thought things about the sweet girl. Though for many reasons, one of which is Poppy's horrid boyfriend Ben, they aren't together.

It was always heart-wrenching and rage inducing whenever Poppy would come in with fresh tears in her eyes, or when she would brush it off as just 'typical relationship struggles'. Wheezy has tried to just keep it to himself, and offer Poppy any comfort she needs. Though the night he got to actually see how that bastard treated her, he decided enough was enough. That bloodthirsty plant was the one who suggested it, but it's not like this wasn't a long time coming anyway.

The next morning, when Poppy is crying out of guilt rather than heartbreak, Wheezy keeps a cool head as he wraps an ashy arm around her and assures her that she shouldn't waste another second on that boy. He was never worth it, not if he couldn't appreciate what he had. Everything is alright now...

(... This was meant to be more fluffy, as fluffy as the original was, but it turned out a bit more manipulative than I intended at the end? I think? 😅 but hey, no one's gonna miss Ben either way-)

Pocho • Sweeny Todd AU

This one is special because here, Poppy is playing the role of Anthony, and Psycho Johanna. Specifically, I'm imagining the part of the play where Johanna is stuck in the asylum and Anthony is trying to break her free. Poppy in the Tiny-Tots AU is trying to set her friend and love free the second she finds out about him being locked away. Even if she has to employ the help of criminals to get him out.

Or, if we want more horror, Psycho is Sweeny, and Poppy is Lucy. Falsely accused of crimes he didn't commit just so the accuser could take his wife. Despite the fight he put up, Psycho and Poppy were separated, and she... Got hurt badly. And Psycho only finds out later when he comes back, now driven over the edge of sanity after all these years. And now, it's time for revenge.

Popshine • The Count of Monte Cristo AU

Another odd choice, I know. I almost gave this AU to Peezy in fact, but... Honestly I don't have too good of an excuse, I just want Shiny to sing Hell to Your Doorstep.

Also, just- can you imagine these girls using threads from their clothes in placement of engagement rings?? Shiny coming back years later, a shell of her former self but still being in love with Poppy despite how angry she is?? Poppy recognizing her immediately despite all that's happened and does her best to convince Shiny she still loves her???? My heart-

(Also I have a strong lesbian need to imagine Shiny in count clothes-)

Griny • Bonnie and Clyde AU

C'mon, how was this not going to be them?? Now granted, the only song I know from that musical is Buck you're going Back to Jail, but I do know the story of Bonnie and Clyde.

Shiny and Greasy would absolutely be criminal lovers on the run if it was just them. They would be such an infamous duo on the road, as they both can get mean when they need to.

(I would add more details to this, but I've been working on this ask for literal hours and I can't just save it as a draft so I'm trying to finish this 😅)

Bonus! Kingston X Poppy • Heathers AU

Ok ok ok I'm not sure if this musical would fit them honestly. Mainly because Kingston is your OC and you have broader musical knowledge than I do, so you know what would fit Kingston best. I just like the idea of Kingston singing I was Meant to Be Yours while Poppy is panicking in a closet.

What Musical would you say fits these two best, if you want to add onto this?

This is a very long ask, I apologize 😅 but I hope it's fun to read! ^^

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH OKAY

Smarty Pop Phantom of the Opera AU: I love how you set this up!! Pink roses at different stages of wilt? Poppy reading 'secret admirer' letters with a dreamy smile?? Ahhhhhhhhh

Greasy Pop Dracula AU: Ooooooh i love this.

please just dont make me fall in love with you, poppy breathes, heavy eyelids tired with life hanging heavy over her pretty eyes. Greasy's in her bedroom (vaguely she notices that he looks caught, for a moment. Eyes a smidge rounder and stock-still). She was sleeping until she had a bad feeling and woke- and saw him there. She should be terrified, she should try to run. She knows this. And yet she feels overwhelmingly calm, even with his wolf-like smile on her in the enclosed space; sleepiness from just a moment ago acting like a sedative. That, and that thing about Greasy that... always just makes everything go s l o w, around her.

(her will, her instincts to get away, her common sense, her movements... )

his smirk in the dark is definitely a warning as he straightens up, the sharp glint of his teeth making her feel a primal discomfort- almost fear.

i make no promises, hermosa. go back to sleep now. and in the morning try to resist; id like to see you try~

goodnight.

poppy watches the nightmare disappear swiftly, inhumanly gracefully, out her open window and only once he's gone- does she start to feel scared.

Peezy Little Shop of Horrors AU: I LOVE THE IDEA OF WHEEZY AND AUDREY II INTERACTING XDD I JUST KNOW IT WOULD BE GREAT XDD Also also-- Wheezy calling Ben 'boy'??? Sarah do you want me dead????? XD

Pocho Sweeney Todd AU: Ahhh, I love how you twisted this one around!! And the second one- woah XD Psycho is, of course, a great Sweeney. Plus they have kids so that works out, too (Imagine Turpin in this sent Percy away to boarding school or something, but kept Penny) I have to admit though that when I first saw the title here I thought Poppy was gonna be Joanna and Psycho was gonna be Anthony- and I thought, Rena would make a g r e a t Judge Turpin 😏 (i'm sorry, i'm thinking about rena in the turpin costume now XD the tight pants?? whoops- )

Griny Bonnie & Clyde AU: I LOVE BONNE & CLYDE I'M LISTENING TO IT RIGHT NOW. And- obviously- yes, this is absolutely perfect XD

Popshine Count of Monte Cristo AU: 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

(Also I'm very happy we both have the urge to put our mean bisexual oc's in periodwear XXD )

*just after they conspired to break greays outta jail*:

Seeing you mention You're Going Back To Jail though made me think XDD- who would Buck and Blanche? XDD Buck, Clydes brother who also broke outta prison and Blance, Buck's hardass wife who 's snide towards Clyde and Bonnie and sends her husband back to jail so they can one day be happy? XD My vote is for Jane Doe and Wheezy XD Can you imagine Wheezy gettin' told by his girl to turn his ass back the hell in??? 'what the hell are you talkin' about!??' *audible panic in his tone*

Bye, baby~

See you soon, sugar~

Kingston and Poppy Heathers AU: Oooooh, I could totally see this in the Highschool AU! XD

Hmmmmm, which musical AU should I go dor with King and Poppy... I donno, but I'm thinkin a Beetlejuice AU for Poppy and Rena XD Poppy is Adam (Or Lydia more like. But like grown adult Lydia who gets just as uncomfy as Adam does.), of course, and Rena is BJ XDDD Rena is such a gross femme fatale XD

I think we're a perfect fit, lets make out a bit-

Bigger, further, harder-

C'mon, drop your panties, I'm trynna fill you with wisdom and skill and the instinct to kill-

Gotta haunt til it hurts through the night~

etc

[darlingpassion]

SO MUCH TO RESPOND TO ON MY END NOW!

You say you're jealous of me, but I was able to read your response very well! ^^ I thought mine was all over the place XD but anyways-

The Greasy+Shiny protecting Poppy one!!! I was thinking about making them friends, or a throuple because I need to write something for Grinypop since I've written Grychoppy XD (like they're all having a date night, but Greasy has to finish up a job and he'll pick up Shiny on the way, so Poppy decides to go grab them a table at the bar they chose. She leaves her table, comes back to drink, and doesn't connect the dots until after her weasels come in and see what's happening). But now that you mention it, I also love the idea of it being Griny and Platonic Poppy. Just- that dynamic in general; Poppy is the introverted cinnamon roll that these sinning extroverts adopted XDDD just- I need Shiny to throw the guy off and beat the shit out of him while Greasy goes to Poppy and pulls her in protectively, then they take her home and soothe her and assure her that this wasn't her fault.

But back to the topic- I WANT TO WRITE ALL THESE SCENES SO BADD MAN!!! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I'LL BE ABLE TO WRITE COMPREHENSIVELY, BUT I'LL TRY!!!

I can see what you mean about Psycho's laughter towards Smartass' death. That's probably what it is in canon ^^ meanwhile, I'm over here trying to figure out how Psycho could not like Smartass that much and still work for him 😅😅😅 but yes!!! Yes, I want Smartass' team to look out for him on this!!! They may not get along all the time, but they all stick together here 💖💖💖💖

(On laughter being Psycho's response to almost anything, though... Do you think he'd laugh if he saw Poppy die?? His soup/soulmate?? Imagine if he did laugh, but it's cracked and his whole body is shaking, like he's about to cry but instead all that can come out are manic giggles, making his laughter come out more horrific?? This is getting to me fr-)

The first thing that got to my heart especially was 'he only wants to talk to Poppy about this, at least' I know that might just be Smartass not wanting to look weak in front of his men despite them being there for him, but YOU'RE TELLING ME HE TRUSTS POPPY THAT MUCH!?!? OR- OR HE NEEDED HER HELP SINCE SHE WENT THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITH HENRY!? HE JUST NEEDS THE SOLIDARITY AND COMFORT SHE'D PROViDE EVEN IF HE DOESN'T EXPLICITLY SAY IT!?!? HIS NOD TOWARDS POPPY IMPLYING THAT HES FINE WITH HER BEING LOTTIES MOTHER FIGURE!? AAAAAAADTTHHRYHFFIYGHGVYYH

And that scene at the bar. Hold up-

"She don't have a mum. Dat's what you tell her."

The two women jumped at the voice behind them- Poppy especially, though Shiny did visibly flinch- before they both looked over their shoulders, seeing the father himself staring right back at them. The look on his face could have been mistaken for a death glare, but they knew him long enough to know that wasn't it.

Poppy glanced between her two friends, still reeling a little from the sudden interruption, before settling her gaze back onto Smartass. She looked guilty, like she was caught doing something she wasn't supposed to. Instead of asking him what he was doing in a place like this, she turned in her stool to face him completely, "I understand... But she asked-"

"She's got me. Lottie doesn't need a second parent t'be rised right." The short weasel stated in that tone that showed this was not up for debate before deciding to hop onto the free stool next to Shiny. The dancer was quiet, turning in her stool to lean her back against the counter to watch them both, "If she needs a ma so much, then she's got Greasy, or-"

He cut himself off then, as if he realized he was two seconds from slipping out vital information to an enemy. The curiosity on both womens' faces turned to surprise- and an acceptance of responsibility for the rabbit- when the boss just nodded his head silently to Poppy. She quietly nodded back, before speaking up about what was on her mind, "I see... Smartass?"

"Yeah, what?"

"We just want what's best for Lottie and you."

"You're the dad, so whatever you think is best we'll do." Shiny added, chiming up from her seat between the two. Her brows furrowed at the littler toon, easily seeing the very small signs in her adopted sibling that he wasn't just ignoring them, "We won't say anything for you."

"Good." Was what Smartass said suddenly. It was curt, but not because he was angry at them specifically. They both could see that he didn't want to discuss this further. If Poppy could switch seats with Shiny, she would have leaned over to hug him (that probably was why he chose to sit next to Shiny instead).

But right now, the two ladies just dropped the subject. After a few seconds in silence, Shiny just shrugged her shoulders and turning back around in her seat before tapping the bar counter with her knuckles, "Well, we're all here anyway. Nothing smooths the tension like a drink. It's on me."

This is a very rushed version of how I see this scene, but I had to write it before work!! Just- Poppy and Shiny letting go of their conflicts and anger about this whole situation when Smartass tells them, respecting his wishes and not drawing more attention to the woman than necessary.

Edit: I re-read your first Smartass' Daughter oneshot, and the way Rena's note said, "You probably don't remember me," heavily implies that she knew what happened. If that is what Rena would write and Poppy got to read it, she would be ALOT more suspicious and less conflicted about the mother possibly being as drunk as Smartass was. There's still a tiny part of her that hopes that that's the case, but the wording in the note is pretty damning. She'd still ask for advice, but more on which part of herself to listen to. She knows what Shiny would say, so maybe she'll go to Wheezy or Greasy? The most level-headed one and/or the most intuitive one? I still wanted to write this scene with Smartass and the gals, tho so I'm keeping it xD

And- and- I also need to write Smartass going to Poppy about what happened!!!

The arrival of the little one- Lottie was a shock to everyone... Yeah, that was a vast unestimation. Poppy wasn't able to sleep the rest of the night; all she could do was toss and turn in her boyfriends bed, wondering so many things. Where did the baby come from? Who was the mother?? Why... Why wouldn't Smartass remember her??? That question had chilled her to the bone (and as much as she didn't want to, she couldn't help but remember Henry. No, no! She couldn't focus on what she went through when her friend was having a crisis!). She could only hope...

"We need to talk."

It was a few days after they had gotten everything baby Lottie would need when Smartass came to her apartment with his daughter in tow. She had fallen in love with the girl already and had thought he was going to ask her to babysit! That was, until she saw the very grim look in the new father's eyes. Her ears flattened against her head, unsure what to expect, "Smarta- Smarty?" (Ass was a part of his name, so could she say that around Lottie? She'll figure that out later)

"O-Of course! Come in. Make yourself at home."

A hundred thoughts ran through the anxious toons mind as she escorted the two weasels to her couch. Lottie cooed and reached up to touch her father's nose, prompting both him and Poppy to smile as he adjusted her in his arms and offered his index finger to her. Once she was fully entranced by the appendage, though, his paternal grin fell, "You read the note, didn't you?"

Immediately, her heart sank. Smartass didn't turn to look at her, only focusing on his daughter (that must have been the only way he could talk about this with her...). Poppy nodded grimly, knowing where this was going, "Yes. Psycho showed me."

His expression somehow turned grimer, the corners of his mouth threatening to tug downwards in a depressing way that Poppy was more than familiar with, as well as his usual anger. Lottie seemed totally oblivious to the fact that she was the only thing keeping her father steady through this, "I ain't acting... I really don't know who she is."

"The thought never crossed my mind." Poppy swiftly assured him, not wanting him to go through the mental torment she went through years ago. Even if he wasn't a touchy person, the rabbit did carefully reach out for his shoulder; he had the chance to pull away if he wanted, "And I know the guys believe you, too. We all do."

Smartass did flinch when her paw made contact, but his arm did tense up under her touch. If course, she immediately went to pull back, "Sorry! Sorry."

"It's fine." His voice was curt and straight to the point. It would have sounded threatening to Poppy, if it weren't for the topic at hand. She knew he had to have been doing everything in his power to hold back. So she just quietly nodded. She waited, until he was ready to speak again, "I've been tryin' to remember, and I can't... But she knows who I am, clearly."

"Smarty, you know it's not your fault, don't you?"

"'Course I do."

The rabbits brows furrowed at that, "Do you really know that? For you??" She had been in this position before. She knew how cruel the mind could be to oneself.

"... Yeah, I do." He repeated it again, so quietly this time. Poppy wasn't sure if he really was convinced of that or not, but she didn't want to push him and risk hurting him more. Things like these had a delicate healing process.

The woman looked down to the baby weasel, now enamored with her fathers pink tie. A thought occurred to her then that she knew she couldn't keep to herself, "... Smarty?"

"Yeah?

"I'm proud of you."

"..." The father blinked before turning his head towards her again. She could see he was very confused- and frustrated, as he usually was when he didn't get something, "F'what?"

"Even if this is all... For lack of better term, shocking to you," Yeah, shocking. That'll work for now, "You still stepped up to the plate for Lottie, and didn't turn her away-"

"Well, why would I?? She's my kid." If it weren't for the baby, Poppy knew Smartass would have jumped to his feet then and there. Now his eyes were narrowed in a glare towards her, but all she didn't feel scared at all, "Her motha' already left her. I ain't givin' her up like her... What'ya grinnin' at?!"

With each venom laced word, Poppy's lips turned up more and more. And despite Lotties' dark origins, she couldn't help but feel so happy and relieved for her now, "That. That right there is how I know you're going to be an amazing father for her."

The defensive look on his face slowly softened. He didn't say anything more, but she could tell that her words had an impact on him. When he directed his attention back to baby Lottie, Poppy took that moment to let her own mind wander. Back to her first 'love'... God, she had been so stupid then. Thinking she had found her prince charming that would whisk her away from her awful life on stage and with her folks. Instead, he just took everything she could give and then some. Who knows if she would have connected the dots without Moony's help.

Her situation and Smartass' were so different, but so similar too. She may only know his side, but that didn't matter right now. Not with her friend barely keeping his devastation in while holding the daughter he had no way to prepare for. He needed her, and she would do anything to help her friend.

Poppy nodded before standing up, making a decision, "You two can stay as long as you like. We don't have to talk about this- or anything else, if you don't want to. But you know I'll listen if you need to... What kind of tea do you like?"

She almost reached over to touch his shoulder again out of instinct, but she stopped herself in time. The mob boss was quiet before shrugging, "I don't really drink that stuff. 'Yer the professional here."

"... Then I think you'll do good with chamomile with honey. I'll be right back." With that, Poppy started her way towards the kitchen.

I had to! I had to write the first time Smartass came to Poppy about this. I just hope i got the right combination of hurt/anger and healing. I wasn't sure when he would talk to Poppy, but it had to be before Shiny heard about Lottie like you said, and I'm not sure if he would invite Pops on the baby shopping trip, so I figured a few days would be a good time for it all to sink in. What do you think?

LOTTIE BEING OVERWHELMED AND EMOTIONAL BECAUSE OF RENA!? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 She must be PROTECTED! I know she has a support group with her family but I'm still hurting for her! If I was confident in writing adult Lottie, I'd write her unkle of choice comforting her and assuring her everything will be OK 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Stupid! Your neice needs you!!!!

Omg omg omg King acting all ashamed around Poppy when she realizes!? I'm sorry, but that also got me. Like- it feels like he was hoping she could be a friend (or something more?? The Kingpop lover in me wants to say he's crushing on her here, but I know that that's more than likely not the case XD), and those hopes are drained when she gives him that look. That look of confusion, anger, and disgust for not just his wife, but the fact that he's still by her side through this. I want Poppy to sit there conflicted as she processes all this and trying to figure out whether she should follow them or stay here. She wants to follow King and explicitly ask why he's still with Rena. Why he's always covering for her. Why doesn't he seem to care about this past the fact that it's an inconvenient frustration for him? Why?? But her baby needs her more, so she ultimately chooses to stay.

RYAN!!! Omg omg omg is Ryan going to leave Kingston and Rena now!? Does he cut off his sister!? Whatever happens between them, I N E E E D Ryan interacting with his neice!!!! I need him to be there for her! I need the weasels + Poppy slowly coming around to Ryan and welcoming him into the family!!!! I need Lottie to have a depressed but still more morally aligned than others unkle!

This is do badly formatted, but I gotta get to work. I hope you're able to read this 😅😅😅 as for Poppy getting high on accident... I'm working on that~

WAIT.

Something just occurred to me that I dont think we've ever talked about. A very terrible one, so- trigger warning for sexual assault (the whole Lottie conception thing).

So Rena fucks black-out-drunk Smartass on a really bad night after a terrible fight with King. She was under the influence of hard drugs, but, still- she was more Aware, then he was. He resembled her husband, and in her fucked-up, drug-addled mind, gravitated towards him. Used him. Left early and got pregnant.

It was a fucked up situation all around but Rena was definitely the instigater and in a bad place head-wise; emotionally erratic and a loose canon.

Well... in the universe where they all know eachother eventually- does Shiny k n o w??? Does Poppy know??? If King found out about Lottie, Rena would definitely tell him the whole story. But I don't think she'd go around telling just anyone (or if she'd even care. Or think about it at all. Getting drunk and fucked up and doing 'fucked up shit' (little baby firefly reference for you to lighten the mood XD ) is an all the time kinda thing for her after all). And I doubt that Smartass would, either. So...

??? What do you think? Maybe King tells them. How do they react? 🤔

(Oh god what of LOTTIE found out. She already doesn't want her mother, now she's about to kick this woman's ass)

This... I knew we had to confront it when we started to ship our OC's together, but I was afraid to 😅😭😅😭

Hooooooooo boy. Ok. Lemme break this down. I've been simmering on this ask for the past couple of days cause I wanna D I S C U S S this-

First off- whether or not Poppy and Shiny know what Rena did.

Hm... I feel like it's kind of yes, kind of no? And Shiny knows more than Pops does. Obviously, they don't know who the mother is, and if Smartass can't remember that night, then he's either blocked the memory out or he was that black out drunk. I don't think the darker side of this would really sink in for Poppy early on because, although she does know creeps exist, she imagines them being more confrontational; she did kind of grow up sheltered, and the only creeps she's encountered in Downtown are those who aren't subtle. So she doesn't think about the consequences of leaving your drink open in a crowded bar, or someone waiting until you're inebriated and not sound of mind to invite you over to their place (i really really really want to write Poppy getting drugged at a bar while hanging out with Greasy or Shiny, and they notice and take care if shit. Kind of like your Jim x Reader drabble). It took her a while to realize that how she and Henry met was also pretty predatory on his part, though.

Remember when I told you I imagine Poppy actually being there the night Lottie was dropped off on their doorstep? I also see her, after getting over the shock of a baby in this mobster house, trying to help Smarty retrace his steps so they can figure out where the baby even came from, "Ok, do you remember where you were nine months ago?" "Who the hell keeps track a'that!?" "Nobody, but in this case, we really need to figure that out-" Whether Smartsss remembers and tells her or not, after thinking it over, I think Poppy would suspect that Smartass was also taken advantage of and is scared and sorry for him. She'll ask him if he's OK and assure him it wasn't his fault, even if he tries to brush it off. As usual, Poppy would go into well-meaning-but-kinda-overbearing mode. She hopes that maybe the mother was also drunk- it's still bad for them both, but it's better than if she soberly saw Smartass in the state he was in and slept with him still. She wouldn't be sure if she should keep Lottie's hope up for her mother in this case since they only know Smartass' side, and will listen if he or Lottie says they aren't interested in the possibility that her mother may come back.

Shiny on the other hand, she's encountered nearly every type of fucker you could think of, especially now that she works in the adult entertainment industry. She's even fallen victim to some of them in the past. It's part of why she's so ready to square up and gouge someone's eye out if they give her the wrong vibe- hell, when she's out with her gals, especially Poppy, she's sniffing out for creeps while having fun. It's just second nature to her at this point. So when she was told about baby Lottie and heard that Smartass had no memory of that night, her alarm bells were already ringing in her head. Even if she annoys Smartass, she does see him as kind of like a little brother... A little brother who's a little asshole and got little man issues, but a little brother all the same (yes, that means she sees Stu as her little brother too. And he's a whole lot nicer than her other adopted brother XD), so she's also got that protective streak in her despite constantly teasing him.

She wants to find the bitch who took advantage of him, and tells him they should go find the mother- not for Lotties sake, but for his. Shiny is headstrong, so it'd take a lot for the guys to convince her to don't bother if Smarty doesn't want to go through all that trouble. Shiny wouldn't approve if Poppy tried to encourage Lottoe to be hopeful about her mother. Even if she wasn't such a monster like Shiny is imagining her to be, she still left her daughter. In Shiny's eyes, that's inexcusable. But maybe this is why Shiny hates Rena so much; she got the vibes from that woman without even finding out she was Lotties mother.

So even though Poppy and Shiny don't know the whole story, they both do end up suspecting and worried for him. Shiny would have no issues against telling Lottie that her mother is a bad person, and Poppy is trying to figure out what to tell Lottie when she asks (honestly they'd probably sit down together and go back and forth, especially if this is after Lottie asked Poppy if shes her mother and Poppy needs advice). If either of them met Rena after this?? And found out what she did???? Hoooooo boy.

Shiny is gonna start swinging, regardless if they've fucked or not. Enough said. Rena is a weapons expert, but Shiny inherited her dad's honey badger crack-head determination. It's anyone's fight at that rate.

Poppy? Ohhhhh ho ho ho, it depends on their relationship. If she just remained uncomfortable around Rena (which would happen in the Pocho, or any weasel ship, timeline. I don't care how alluring Rena turns it up, Poppy ain't cheating on her S/O), then this gives her more incentive to stay away from her. I can see her confronting Rena, even if it has been years at this rate. How could she have gone after a drunken man?! Even if she was having a bad day!? Don't even get me started on Poppy's thoughts about Rena only coming back into Lottie's life when she wants something. The mama bear in her would really rear to the surface if that happened.

If she and Rena started a relationship though??? Oh... Oh hell no. This is so much worse than Rena dropping Poppy for Henry. Poppy also confronts Rena here, but she's so much more angry and disgusted than she was with the topic of Henry. If Rena doesn't show some kind of remose for what she did, Poppy will break up with her... She might break up with Rena anyway- which is pretty big in and of itself because, as I'm sure you've noticed, Poppy has never been the breaker in a relationship. How do you think Rena would respond to that?

Poppy, conflicted and unsure: Shouldn't we... Aren't we supposed to take her condition that night into consideration, too??

Now granted, Rena was also under the influence. But as you said, she was more aware. I think maybe this might make Poppy hesitate? She doesn't indulge in drugs (except that one time Wheezy got her high on weed by accident *cough*) and she prefers to drink on specific times, so she's not so in-tune with how inebriated someone can get and how in control they can be. Shiny, however, she is a hard drinker and smokes (she sticks to Marijuana herself, but she has had a few friends who indulged in more serious drugs. Her slasher self, though, indulges in them greatly), so she does know that there are various levels of sobriety and intoxication. And she's pretty sure Rena wasn't black out drunk like Smartass, especially since she actually remembers that night.

Shiny: that's actually a good point, Pops.

Shiny: *turns to Rena* do you remember what happened that night?

Rena: Yeah-

Shiny: Then kindly go fuck yourself with a sandpaper wrapped cactus that's tipped with E. Coli.

Now as for King... Poppy would have mixed feelings. It's obvious he's not like Rena and doesn't agree with what she does, but why are they still together?? Yes, he loves her, but... *looks at Rena and her cheating hoe-ass* yeah... Meanwhile, Shiny is suspicious of him if he's still with Rena afterall this. What kind of skeletons does he have in his closet?? Other than the obvious. She would try to keep Poppy away from King if this happened in the Kingpop timeline.

As for Lottie. Poppy wants to protect her, so she'll try to stop her from kicking Rena's ass. Yes, she's got training from the navy, but she won't let her little neice get hurt! Let her take care of this, sweetie. You and your father need to get away from this woman. Shiny would jump into the fight first... But she'd let Lottie get her kicks in too. And they can go get a drink at the bar afterwards and either sit in silence or talk about it, whatever Lottie would want.

So, tldr, Poppy and Shiny may not be told all the details, but they would start to suspect on their own. And Riny and Renpop would be nonexistent in this AU.

Fuuuuuuucccckkkk this hurt my heart so bad, especially the part of me that loves the Rena ships despite how dysfunctional they'd be. But we needed this too. What do you think?