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OMG MAE!!! Your Alhaitham fic was so fucking good!!! And you’re writing a Scara fic?! I can’t wait! The Alhaitham fic had me feeling thingssss and the end killed me. But like yes sir daddy I would love for you to fuck me in public

Also can I ask if you could do some head cannons for genshin characters with a so with big boobs? Like Diluc, Kaeya, Albedo, Itto, and whoever else you can think of? I wanna hear your thoughts Mae 🥺

-🕊️

thank you so much dovey!!! also here are my head cannons <3

Diluc-

•Diluc definitely appreciates your boobs, and whenever you two fuck, he almost always has his big hands on them if he can.

•However, outside of the bedroom, Diluc is terrified of you thinking he’s ever looking at your boobs. He doesn’t want to objectify his baby!

•If you are wearing a low cut top while you’re out with him, then Diluc is immediately taking you home to get changed and giving you his jacket to cover up.

•God help any of his business partners coming to the winery to meet with him if you’re around. They are in a constant state of “Eyes not tits, eyes not tits, eyes not tits,” because they know just how upset Diluc can get when he thinks they’re looking.

•If you ever go to visit Diluc while he’s bartending at Angel's Share, he’s constantly watching everyone around you to make sure no one is staring at your boobs, and he immediately kicks out anyone who stares.

•If you happen to be helping out at Angel's Share and waiting tables, where Diluc can’t watch you all the time, he is just constantly calling you over and checking if you’re comfortable and asking if anyone is being creepy.

•Overall, Diluc just gets absolutely pissed whenever the two of you are out in public and someone is staring at your tits, and if that person is Kaeya? Well, let’s just say he might actually lose an eye or two.

Kaeya-

•Speaking of Kaeya, he is the exact opposite of Diluc.

•He is constantly just getting distracted and staring at your tits, and whenever you point that out, you just get some version of, “But baby, your tits are just so pretty. Why wouldn’t I stare?”

•Kaeya has very few qualms about touching them in public as well. You are constantly trying to fend off his hands, but of course, if you ever seriously asked him to stop, he would.

•Kaeya most definitely loves to fuck your boobs, and bite your boobs, and cum on your boobs.

•He likes showing off that you’re his and that no one else gets to touch you the way that he does, despite how much they might want to.

•Speaking of being in public, Kaeya doesn’t care if other people are staring at your boobs. You’re his, so why would he worry about some random creep?

•But the second you give some indication you are uncomfortable, Kaeya is walking over to whomever was staring and reminds them how unpleasant the dungeons really are and how he could tear them to shreds if he really wanted to. What do you mean he can’t threaten them like that? He’s the cavalry captain, of course he can :)

Albedo-

•Albedo probably won’t be too into your boobs at a base level, but he will also be endlessly fascinated by them.

•Every so often, you two will just be talking, and then all of a sudden, he just starts poking and pushing at your boobs, curious about the physics of them.

•His commitment to discovery will also likely mean that Albedo is constantly playing with your boobs in various different ways whenever you guys fuck, but that isn’t to say it’s purely scientific. He is most definitely getting off due to his… experiments.

•Albedo probably won’t notice if anyone else was staring at your boobs because he’s much more interested in focusing on you.

•But if you do tell him that someone is making you uncomfortable, Albedo will probably just take you somewhere else or give you his jacket to help you cover up.

•Finally, Albedo definitely enjoys laying on your boobs. He likes how comfortable and warm they are, and they are just a relaxing place to put his head while he talks to you after a long day of work.

Eula-

•Eula would absolutely love your boobs. She thinks they just make you look so adorable, and she loves that.

•She loves to dress you up and take you places, whether it’s out for dinner or to some fancy function.

•However, whenever Eula tries to buy you nice clothes, there is always the issue of things not quite fitting over your chest, but that’s alright. She’ll pay for the alterations.

•She tries to teach you some dances, but almost every time, she gets distracted by the way your boobs are moving.

•She also can’t stand it whenever someone is staring at your boobs. However, it's less due to possessiveness and more due to Eula desperately wanting you to feel comfortable when you’re with her.

•When someone is starting at your boobs, Eula always gets upset and declares that vengeance will be hers.

•However, if it just so happens that a member of the lawrence family is the one that she catches staring at you, Eula will be livid and vow to never take you near her family again(really she just wanted an excuse to stop having to take you to see them).

Itto-

•This man is a child, so he absolutely loves your boobs, and he loves playing with them.

•When I say ‘playing with them’, I mean Itto has you standing there while he tries to figure out how much stuff you can hold with them.

•Not to mention all of the times Itto tries to figure out what you could balance on them. You will never know peace.

•Itto probably wouldn’t understand that random people staring at your boobs would make you uncomfortable, but after you’ve explained it a few times, you have to stop him from beating up anyone that glances at your boobs for too long.

•When it comes to sex with him, Itto loves having his hands on them. He loves that your little hands can’t remotely fit around your boobs, while his hands just envelop them(size kink who?).

Zhongli-

•Peepaw is quite indifferent to your boobs. He’s lived for a long time, so at this point, looks aren’t something that he focuses on.

•Despite not caring much about looks, Zhongli does love that you take pride in your appearance, so he tries his best to compliment you whenever he can.

•His compliments however are often very random and confusing, but at least he’s trying.

•He doesn’t quite understand why you get uncomfortable when random people say things like, “Nice tits” as they walk by you. Don’t you like compliments? But either way, Zhongli will take you home and make you some tea and tell you stories to distract you.

•He also likes that he can lay on your boobs, and while he does still like holding you, Zhongli loves being able to relax and lay his head on your chest.

Childe-

•So we all know that this man is batshit crazy, right? Let’s just keep that in mind as you read this.

•He loves your boobs. Not an insane amount, but he definitely appreciates them.

•Childe is definitely very protective and possessive, so you can imagine how well someone staring at your boobs would go over with him.

•Anytime Childe catches someone actually staring at your boobs, he makes a note of whomever it is, and after he takes you home, he finds them and rips them to shreds, literally.

•Childe loves when he comes home covered in blood and just goes straight to you, taking off your shirt and getting blood all over your chest. He just loves how pretty it looks

•He tells you how much he loves you and how he’ll keep you safe from all those nasty creeps out there.

•He will definitely just casually have his hands on your boobs.

•You'll be cooking with him, and all of a sudden, Childe’s standing behind you, talking about pasta sauce with both of his hands holding your boobs.

•He also loves sleeping on them. It feels so warm and safe to him. It’s just so relaxing.

•When he’s holding you at night, Childe always has one hand around your waist and one on your boob.

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[morbific-or-felicific]

Can I maybe pretty please make a request or four? 🥺

I neeeeeed more gamer Xiao I love his crusty self and I want to be his pretty girlfriend and have people not understand how he pulled me!!!(also if you wanted you could maybe have head cannons of like being crusty gamer Xiao’s gf?)

Secondly I am begging for some kind of Diluc and Kaeya smut like not kaeluc just both of them fucking us and being all competitive and Diluc being super nice and Kaeya being mean

Thirdly! Pleaseeeeeee can I have some head cannons for how characters would react if the reader of suddenly dropped into tyvat and they found them? I was thinking Diluc, Kaeya, Xiao, Kazuha, Pantalone, Dottore, Itto, Ayato, and whoever else you think would be good? (sorry I’ve just been reading so many isekaid reader fics lately)

And finally, I cannot begin to express to you how excited I got when I saw Dottore on your masterlist(I think), I need some kinda fucked up Dottore content please I’m begging I am so down bad

Aaaanyway I loved your Kazuha fic (that was such an incredible comeback like omg) and I’m glad you’re back and I love youuuuu

-🕊️

hello again dovey!

i would love to write some more gamer xiao stuff for you!

i was also already planning on writing a kaeya and diluc thing but that’s probably gonna take a little while to get to because of other shorter stuff and stuff that’s already in the works.

also i can totally write those headcannons just give me a little time that sounds easy enough!

and low key i’ve been thinking about writing some dottore stuff too lately so that might end up happening 👉🏻👈🏻

thank you so much dovey i hope you have a beautiful day!

[morbific-or-felicific]

Don’t say I don’t do anything for you silly horny creatures.

PART 3 IS EDITED

It is past my bedtime. I am eepy.

Alas, I had to deliver the ‘mouche.

There are two more in my pile, but they can wait.

I also have to do a road test tomorrow. Pray for me, please T^T

- 🍑

everyone say thank you to my lovely editor! i am mere moments away from posting the fic now

[morbific-or-felicific]

Mae, help. You killed me. I know it took way too long to edit, but I think I've suffered enough. I am criminally horny now, and it's your fault. How could you betray me like this? What have I done? Do you not have meat feet, the same as I? Are we not brothers?

You better come over and fuck me yourself at this point, coward.

-🍑, the editor, trying their best.

i’m so glad you liked it peachy! thank you so much for finally editing it *kith kith* 🥰

and i’m on my way just give me a few minutes to put some socks on ;)

[morbific-or-felicific]

Hello! I just wanted to say that I’ve been reading your work and it’s sooooooooo good!

Also if you’re taking anons could i maybe be 🐝?

Thank you so much babe I hope the rest of your day is amazing!

omg thank you so much!!!

and yes you can totally be 🐝! i can’t wait to talk to you more bee!

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I personally find it really funny that I single handedly have the power to decide if the baby birds get aftercare in their food or not.

Also, love you bibbo ♡ keep up the smut ♥︎

-🍑

you’re literally my target audience and my editor you have final say on everything

[morbific-or-felicific]

MAE MAE MAE OMG YOURE BACK I MISSED YOU

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omg dovey hiiiiiiii! i missed you! *kith kith*

[morbific-or-felicific]

Ahhh Mae(Is it weird if I call you that🧍🏽‍♂️) your Xiao thoughts were so good I can’t wait for the rest of them ;-;

(Also your Scaramouche fig OMG)

Can i maybe ask for your thoughts on Scara in uni? He seems like he’d be doing math or astronomy or something but i’m not sure which ;-;

I feel like you’ll have a better idea than me so Jesus please take the wheel.

-🕊

i’m so glad you liked it dovey!

i tried to mix mathematics and astronomy together best i could so i hope this works :)

(also it’s fine to call me mae don’t worry!)

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who you met in the library when he came over to tell you and your friend to shut the fuck up because you were being too loud

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who you didn’t realize was in one of your classes until he tried to get out of a group project with you

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who looked seconds away from committing murder when you asked him for his number so you could both work on the project

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who refused to give you any way to contact him because “If you think you can do anything to help me, you’re wrong” apparently

Astrobiology major Scaramouche whos number you had to track down by finding a friend of his through a friend of a friend

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who tried to kill Kazuha when he found out he gave you his number

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who explained to you that he wasn’t going to let someone as stupid as you ruin his project and his GPA, but hey at least he texted you back :)

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who refused to let you come over to work on your project with him but finally relented when you proposed that he could come work on it at your place instead because no way was he going to your place…he might get too flustered being in your space like that…

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who left you standing outside his dorm for ten minutes because he didn’t want to let you in

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who quite literally laughs at you whenever you propose anything at all

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who only made eye contact with you in order to glare at you. If he just looked you in the eyes normally he might get distracted after all…

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who finally agreed to let you keep coming over to ‘work’ on the project with him

Astrobiology major Scaramouche who basically just let you sit on his bed with your little laptop while he worked on his pc

Astrobiology major scaramouche who won’t realize that the only reason you would keep coming over to ‘work’ on the project was because he liked having you near him and you liked being around him…even when he was being mean

[morbific-or-felicific]

Dovey?🥺

Also university AU? You’ve summoned me.

I’m begging please tell me how that works I want to see your brain Mae.

-🕊

how did you get here so fast?😭

and yeah, dovey 🥺 <3

Okay okay okay so what I meant was like how basically because the only technical conflicting point between my Xiao, Scaramouche, and Albedo university headcanons(Yes I’m writing more Albedo and Kazuha uni thoughts don’t bully me. And yes the ‘other’ Albedo thing I’m writing also fits in the AU(It’ll make sense eventually I swear)) is that you have a crush on and/or are dating more than one of the boys but like literally everything else lines up. Like Albedo, Xiao, and Kazuha are all friends and Kazuha and Scaramouche are friends, they are all appropriately placed in all the hc’s and they could all believably be in an AU ;-;

[morbific-or-felicific]

hii i love your writing so much especially the university au with scaramouche albedo and xiao

from the moment i read the xiao one ive been having such intense discord mod perv xiao brain rot it’s crazy

he’s my favourite radiohead listening, discord and 4chan using, shower denying degenerate. i want to hug him so tight he explodes

also i was wondering if i could be 💿 anon if that isn’t taken since i’d love to interact more with you!!

omg i’m so glad you like my stupid accidental au ;-; <3

shitty discord mod xiao is so important, he needs to shower so bad i’m begging, then he gets hugs

I’m writing a little fic(?) for him because i need to give my opinions on how it’s very important to give him under the desk support while he games <3 so i hope you’ll enjoy that!

and yes you can be 💿 anon! i can’t wait to talk to you’re moreeeee *kiss*

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Okay I need to know about the Xiao fic you keep talking about. What is it even about? I need to know please I’m begging

Also I’m low key waiting for toji thoughts but I know that’s not what your blog is for ;-;

-🕊

dovey i missed you! *kiss kiss*

okay so basically the fic is about this horribly unlucky reader who got a vision and is trying to become an adventurer so they don’t waste it. but when they finally go off on their own and they almost fucking die xiao comes to save them.

this like keeps happening and they get to know each other and develop little feelings for each other. then at one point the reader end up staying the night at the wangshu inn and accidentally summons xiao while doing things, and then sex happens

great summary i know, but i am actually done the main part and i’m just stuck with the smut right now, it’s killing me

[morbific-or-felicific]

Daddy Toji you say? I’m very interested.

Please Mae my daddy issues cannot deal with that man okay i’m going to rant a little now.

Okay so he’s a terrible person, so he activates my “But I’m different I can be good enough for him!” because I may not have been good enough for my dad but fuck it I can be good enough for someone else’s. And you know (spoilers) when he’s fighting his son and he kill’s himself because he’s perfect and deserves to be okay and happy? It crushed me so bad and I became so so much more in love with him so fast. I just want him to care about me so much and then rail me and tell me that he loves me.

Like I just want him to fuck me into next week and tell me how good I am.

I have no idea if any of that was comprehensible but I will probably be back to yell some more.

-🕊

dovey i- i mean same

like yes you’re correct actually i don’t know what to tell you

i’d very much write for him but like, i can’ttttt i’ll combust, he’s too important and i’m too unhinged

[morbific-or-felicific]

Your Albedo post your Albedo post your Albedo post your Albedo post your Albedo post your Albedo post your Albedo post your Albedo post

Omg Mae it’s so good I don’t know how to keep going right now omg. You have no idea how flustered I am holy shit.

-🕊

aww thank you dovey <3

i’m kinda proud i’ve been able to fluster at least two people with it hehehehe

anyway thank you beloved 🥺 <3

[morbific-or-felicific]

Hello! I’ve just discovered your blog and I really like your writing. I was wondering if I could maybe request some longer Xiao thoughts from you? And if you wanted to, maybe something about university Xiao?

I just started my first year and I’m having brainrot.

Anyway I definitely see him as a comp sci major or maybe as an engineering major? Either way big big brain smart man.

(Also if it’s okay could i be 🕊 anon? I go by dove on here so I feel like it fits ☺️)

(If you aren’t okay with any of this just feel free to ignore it sorry!)

hello hello dove!

i’m glad you like my cursed writing, it brings me joy

and comp sci major xiao is so big brained uhhh i’m definitely going to start writing that later today thank you for the idea ;-; <3

also you can definitely be 🕊 anon! i’m happy to interact whenever! you won’t annoy me i promise :)

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