#｢ church boys au ｣

[hakusins]

cw // mentions of cannibalism + cults in the description

sydney the cannibal, the irredeemable, the hypocrite, the liar, the oath breaker, the sinner, the butcher, the flesh robber, the library keeper

lord when @digenerate-trash first put the idea of cannibal + cult leader!sydney during an apocalypse in my head, i had never found peace since. so here's my interpretation of sydney in the forgotten au!

[wraithsoutlaws]

"I thought you were gonna clean your face for church. You're so handsome beneath all that paint, you know. Just like your father." "Don't remind me."

[rykiioudreams]

[#BadBoyWeek - Day 1] "Knight" 💚✨

Of course with Isabel & Furlan ~

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

"𝓓𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝓮?"

Click pic for better quality❤️‍🔥

[fossilfan39]

I actually do enjoy modern au jetko . I just have a very specific vision…

I might actually write something this time BUT FIRST☝️ I want to make one of these refs for everyone (cop out)

[apporutte]

I think that Red Thread!Sunny wouldn't even bat an eye at randomly seeing Aubrey and Basil making out behind the church when Aubrey should be delivering pastries in the city, maybe the client's order tidy and nicely put on the grass, forgotten for a minute.

Not batting an eye at least physically, but internally probably scoffing and cursing Basil for distracting Aubrey from her job, pastries will not forever be warm after all.

Again seeing the tall figure of Aubrey getting more meek and shy that usual because of Basil, who is significantly tinier that her, is amusing. So Sunny doesn't really say anything, prefering to not disclose to Aubrey that maybe their little lovebird spot is a bit too close to the path he takes everyday.

Maybe he tells Mari out of amusement.

A bit annoyed, too.

Aubrey's new and probably first boyfriend. And Mari is happy for her, her beloved friend finally finding someone that she's content with. Sunny's happy too. Already marveling over meeting the boy when Aubrey is ready enough to tell about her little love.

Sunny does not tell who the love is.

Mari pouts when he doesn't tell.

[icarusbetide]

hamliza but little women au where alexander is the rich boy who gets to live recklessly, angelica is his best friend, and eliza is the sister he actually loves and ends up with WHO SAID THAT-

[7finalgirl8]

БИЛЛИ СВЯЩЕННИК ЭТО ПРОСТО ВИД ИССКУСТВО МОЖНО Я ПОЛУЧУ ОТ ВАС СВЯЩЕННИКА С БРАМСОМ???♡´･ᴗ･`♡

Хэй, солнышко, прости за столь до��гое ожидание. И да, конечно можно!

Спасибо большое за добрые слова, мне очень приятно (*´﹀`* )

[toxooz]

I have a feeling one of the reasons why cowboy au Ollie is able to get away is because the sheriff of the town has a crush on him PFTT

(And cause cowboy au Ollie is way more willing to kill and not all that peaceful compared to his main Canon version but that's besides the point heheheh)

pffffft MAYBE maybe in one town he can finesse his way into getting away with anything bc of that lmao he's probably been called 'pretty boy' (derogatory) sO many damn times but yeah he did have his lil Villain arch esp when he was with Ramsuse he did all kinds of robbin killin stealin u name it

[jitterbonesjoey]

[itwillbelonelywontit]

I can make this so fucking sexual. no one is ready

[ghost-t-cryptids]

If you were church, I'd get on my knees

Confess my love, I'd know where to be

My sanctuary, you're holy to me

[wraithsoutlaws]

thinking about rattus rattus au Dagger getting to spend more time with his mom and taking her for drives down country roads and singing carly simon and dolly parton and stopping to pick dandelions on the side of the highway with her because he used to make her bouquets when he was a kid and the only time he doesn't smoke a cigarette is when he's with her

[jealousyblood]

AU where Andrey is a drug dealer who owns a club and desperately needs a bodyguard for reasons

And Marcus (unfortunately) passed the interview

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

It was his card.

[leonardalphachurch]

I'm looking forward to restoration but tbh I get the anger abt it. While I didn't love the Shisno trilogy (mostly/esp not s16), it also had a bunch of good moments and story/character beats. Kinda… interesting too that the whole theme of that was 'we all make mistakes' and learning to live with them, grow from them etc, but s19's gonna be a retcon. Ok.

rvb voice yeah so the major theme of our show is about learning how to let things go and move on from the past because you can’t change things. anyway we can change established canon on a whim and here’s church our specialest little boy we’re bringing him back baby he can never die!!!