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human?Eric: *goes up the elevator*
human?Eric: *still trusts his eric senses to find a shortcut to Dad Jon's via a couple of random portals*
human?Eric: *There is just one single narratorless Office to walk by*
human?Eric: *What can go wrong~*
Rex Townsend joined the Story
Rex Townsend: *suddenly someone grabs him from behind, wrapping an arm around his throat*
Rex Townsend: *and a hand digs into his hair, fisting it tightly*
Rex Townsend: Heyyy pet
Rex Townsend: Did you miss me~?
human?Eric: *Here is Reeeexy*
human?Eric: *!*
human?Eric: *instantly digs his fingers into both Rex's hands*
Rex Townsend: *squeezes him tighter*
Rex Townsend: Don't struggle
Rex Townsend: I'm gonna let you go when I please
human?Eric: *instantly snaps at his last comment*
human?Eric: *kicks him up in the groin area*
human?Eric: *attempts to suplex him off*
Rex Townsend: *You little brat*
Rex Townsend: *his grip releases*
human?Eric: *Don't tell me what to do*
human?Eric: *the moment he is released, he spriints off*
human?Eric: *You are not getting another grisp on my hair without my permission*
human?Eric: *Nope*
Rex Townsend: *chases after him*
human?Eric: *Nope*
Rex Townsend: Come on, you fucking coward~
human?Eric: *runs away*
human?Eric: *Tom and Jerry music in the background*
Rex Townsend: *chases him*
Rex Townsend: *yesss*
Rex Townsend: .......
Rex Townsend: *takes out his knife*
Rex Townsend: *and throws it at Eric's back*
human?Eric: *HOW DARE YOU*
human?Eric: *Too bad I have extra eyes*
human?Eric: *attempts to dodge*
human?Eric: *it flies by but cuts his side*
Rex Townsend: Give up now and it wont be more painful for you, you little shit
Rex Townsend: *radiates bloodlust*
human?Eric: *is not impressed*
human?Eric: Don't tell me what to do, or—or else
human?Eric: *keeps trying to run away*
Rex Townsend: ......
Rex Townsend: *runs faster*
Rex Townsend: *and attempts to tackle him - or trip him*
human?Eric: *Okay, that's it*
human?Eric: *I am Doing The 432 Throw*
human?Eric: *jumps up onto a desk, then onto another*
human?Eric: *and*
human?Eric throws himself out of a window
Rex Townsend: .....................
human?Eric: *falls down, cackling*
Rex Townsend: *approaches the window*
human?Eric: *falls into the white nothingness*
human?Eric: *but instead of landing, simply goes through it*
Rex Townsend: *growls*
human?Eric: *embraces the behind the window's colorless texture for a moment or two*
Rex Townsend: I'll get you, Nowak
Rex Townsend: Just you fucking wait
human?Eric: *murmurs, smirking* ~Missed you too, Rexy
human?Eric: *closes his eyes*
human?Eric: *squeezes his fingers around the pocketwatch attached to his tie*
human?Eric: *disappears*
human?Eric: *and then*
human?Eric: *reappears*
human?Eric: *is standing back at the grimdarks'*
human?Eric: *stares at the door that leads into the narratorless Office he just threw himself out of*
human?Eric: *the cut done by Rex's knife stays on his side*
human?Eric: *Tsk*
human?Eric: *Such a lack of manners, was he raised on the Brighton Beach's streets*
human?Eric: *Could have at least aimed at the throat*
Rex Townsend: *Next time :)*
human?Eric: *Well, nothing the eye can't fix eventually~*
human?Eric: *I can't wait to look into your pure animal horror*
#</rex_townsend>#alocalceaselesswatcher#chatzynanigans#rex grabbing eric pulling his hair chasing him and cutting his side with a knife is his way of saying hi ive missed you
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Happy birthday old man. I'm making a cake but I'm pretty sure you don't even like that so it's just kind of an excuse to make a cake. :T -Rowan 🩷
"You're makin a whole cake? Just for my special day?" Rex rests his chin in his hand where he's leaning on the kitchen counter and widens his eyes in mock surprise at them.
"Oh Rowan, you don't gotta show your gratitude like that - I would've been pretty happy with a new sewing kit or towels. Yknow I've been using up all my good towels ever since you got here. But I won't stop you if ya really wanna bake. I even still have some of that whiskey left over."
#i have been to the future#</spam mail>#</rex_townsend>#</WOE_BEGONE.exe>#he's going to watch them bake aka be a nuisance
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"You can't hide from me forever, Eric. I'm gonna find you eventually."
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