#황철순
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transformation4life · 1 year ago
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Do The Chul Dance!
"Alright Darren, get ready!" The dance director shouted with his megaphone.
Darren the scrawny white man walked onto the stage.
"Okay Darren, we need you to do something like those KPOP stars now chop chop!" The director waved his baton.
"U-Um sir... I don't... watch KPOP-"
"Nonsense! Just feel it in your body!" The director interrupted Darren.
"N-Not to be mean sir but I'm just a an american white guy..." Darren isn't korean let alone someone that's ever left the U.S. so he wasn't sure how he could "feel it in your body".
Infact this whole gig was weird from the start. Darren was an amateur dancer and was trying to find a bit of work to fund his student loans and this job just came to him on a phone ad one day.
Dance like a star!
Get money and change your life!
K-Star~
The tagline was a bit weird but money is money. But now... he was at a loss.
"Now now darling, how about you put these on!" The director got out of his chair and handed Darren an impressive pair of shades with Darren reluctantly putting the eye covers.
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"Let's take it from the top! Show your korean gusto, Darren!" The director shouted into the megaphone once more
"S-Sir... like I told you before I-I'm america-"
"What are you talking about my good chap? Being korean was part of the sign up process. You are 100% one!"
"But I'm not-"
"You are Korean. Always have been," The moment the words left the director's mouth Darren's new shades began to glow and Darren's body began to change.
Darren lost a bit of muscle as he became a bit skinnier while his face was restructured to be much more authentically korean with narrower eyes, a bit plumper lips and slimmer nose. The final physical change for now was Darren's becoming a bit tanner. Memories of being on American soil all Darren's life were replaced with memories of korean city skylines and immigrating at age 20. Despite it all he's somehow pretty good with english but still stumbles from time to time. Darren's mom was always enamored with american names so she named his son with one.
"Ah, right. So sorry! Don't know what came over me!" A korean accent quickly overtook Darren's former voice like it always been there.
"No worries no worries! Now you said your name was Darren correct? That's not a very korean name is it? Why did your parents choose it?" The director gave a curious smirk.
"Oh! Well my mom has always been fascinated with american culture so she named me something american so she felt like it was always a part of her life-"
"Good. Great. Fantastic even. Just one tiny problem with that. It says on this paper here your name is 황철순..."
"Hwang Chul Soon? Like the famous bodybuilder? Oh please the fact we're the same race is more insane than anything let alone me sharing the same name as him-"
"Your name is definitely 황철순," the shades glowed again as Darren's or rather Chul's timeline was changed to fit the director's vision.
Chul's mother never had a knack for american culture. Instead it was just pure coincidence that he would share the name of famous South Korean Bodybuilder Hwang Chul Soon. Chul felt like he never deserved the name and yet he still had it.
"Apologies. I slipped up again... yes... my name is 황철순... But can we get to the dancing now? You've been asking a lot of questions-"
"It's all part of our process for a perfect korean dancer, Chul! Just a bit more now!" The director smiled
"Okay... what else do you want from me?"
"Hmm... how well do you know your korean?"
"I was born and raised there so I would say it's about as perfect as it can be..."
"Excellent! How about your english? Doing good on that front?"
"My english? Not too bad... I do fumble a bit sometimes though,"
"그래서 당신이 말하는 것은 당신이 더 이상 영어를 몰라도 괜찮다는 것입니까?" (So what you're saying is that you wouldn't mind not knowing english anymore?)
"어… 뭐?" (Uh... what?)
"당신은 더 이상 영어를 모른다," (You don't know english anymore.) The shades shining glory returned and absorbed all knowledge of the english language from Chul. Despite immigrating to America he never quite figured out the language so he stayed in mostly korean immigrant areas leading to this korean dance company.
"...더 이상? 그래 내가 영어를 전혀 못하잖아..." (…Anymore? Well yeah I don't speak english like at all…)
"좋아요! 스타가 될 순수한 한국인!" (That's right! A pure korean that will be a star!) The director was being especially loud this time.
"어… 그래? 난 널 위해 한 번도 춤을 춰본 적 없어-" (Uh… yea I guess? I haven't even danced once for you-)
"나는 당신의 조급함을 이해합니다 하지만 여기서 거의 끝났습니다. 조금만 기다려줘 알았지? (I understand your impatience but we're almost done here. Just wait a bit for me okay?) The director gave a look that gave Chul chills in his spine.
"자, 당신의 체격을 어떻게 설명하시겠습니까?" (Now, how would you describe your physique?)
"오, 별거 아니에요 선생님… 저는 평생 체육관에 가본 적이 없어요. 황철순 같은 사람과 이름을 공유하는 것조차 의욕이 없었어요-" (Oh, it's not much sir… I've never been to the gym all my life. Even sharing a name with someone like Hwang Chul Soon I've just never been motivated to-)
"무의미한 말! 당신은 신의 체격을 가지고 있습니다! 누구나 당신이 되고 싶어할 것입니다!" (Nonsense! you have the physique of the gods! Anyone would want to be you!)
"부럽긴한데 근육이 거의없어서..." (I'm flattered but I barely have any muscle… ) Chul twiddled his thumbs in shame
"나한테 거짓말 할 필요 없어 철. 카리스마처럼 근육이 엄청나다!" (You don't need to lie to me Chul. your muscles are huge just like your charisma!)
"선생님… 저는 그 둘 다 가지고 있지 않습니다-" (Sir... I have neither of those-)
"신의 근육과 고기 가득한 근육과 HIGH 카리스마," (You have the muscles of gods and the pecs full of meat and HIGH charisma.) The shades shone like never before as Chul began to pack on muscle at an alarming rate.
First there was the massive biceps, then the faint appearance of a sixpack with Chul's back widening soon as his neck become thicker and his adam's apple more prominent. The star of his upper half began to show itself as his flat rack became massive chunks of meat that could rival the most gifted of women. Chul got a bit taller as his swishy pants rode up exposing the thicker legs that he just obtained. A smirk overcame Chul as his hairstyle become much more suave and he threw his lousy shirt side exposing his new muscle body and charisma.
"알아차리셨다니 다행입니다! 이제 충분히 말하고 더 춤추세요!" (So glad you noticed! Now enough talking and more DANCING!) Chul's new charisma immediately showed itself as Chul began to show his moves.
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"내가 찾고 있는 바로 그 철! 나를 위해 밈 댄스를 해주세요!" (That's the Chul I'm looking for! Do a memey dance for me!) Chul nodded and began his routine.
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"그리고…. 플렉스!" (And... Flex!) Chul walked up to the stage and flexed to the director.
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"잘했어 철! 당신은 당신의 분대에 완벽합니다. 당신은 내일 시작합니다." (Great job Chul! You're perfect for your squad. You start tomorrow.) The director stood up and clapped.
"이런 기회를 주셔서 정말 감사합니다 선생님. 내일 봐요!" (Thank you so much for this opportunity sir. See you tomorrow!) Chul waved goodbye to the director and left the building.
With no one in the room the director began to laugh manically.
"Heh... another transformation complete I almost surprise myself with my power. I'm going to have the greatest bodybuilding dance group known to HUMANITY!" The director laughed even harder.
"Poor ol' Darren..." The director pulled up a picture of Chul or rather Darren.
"He doesn't know anything... how much happier he is now."
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sarasara9001 · 1 year ago
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채널에 가입하여 라이브 방송 풀버전을 즐겨보세요! 230919 … source The post 황철순 x 흑자헬스 합방 하이라이트 appeared first on auto-net.
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saraplace · 1 year ago
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채널에 가입하여 라이브 방송 풀버전을 즐겨보세요! 230919 … source The post 황철순 x 흑자헬스 합방 하이라이트 appeared first on auto-net.
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arghyabapu · 1 year ago
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Watch "결혼식 찬조 공연 레전드 영상 (ft. 원조 틱톡커 황철순) #shorts" on YouTube
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dotdaiki · 3 years ago
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Video: Chul soon Chest work out
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maleappreciasian · 5 years ago
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Hwang Chul Soon (황철순)
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links1827 · 3 years ago
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황철순 폭행
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silverskinsrepository · 7 years ago
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Hwang Chul Soon (황철순)
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dailymaker · 3 years ago
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“사진 왜 찍어”…‘징맨’ 황철순 시민 폭행
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dotdaiki · 3 years ago
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theissuecollector · 5 years ago
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황철순 로이더 인정? 왜? 우리 성실한 내추럴 보디빌더 분들은 로이더들이 이렇게 설치는데도 반박하지 않는 겁니까? 왜? 저 같은 놈이 나서서 일을 거칠게 진행하게 만듭니까? 왜? 사람을 나쁜 사람으로 만듭니까? 무인도에서 너 혼자 약 쳐맞지 않는 이상 남한테 피해 안 준다는 X소리는 하지 마라
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smart-bj · 7 years ago
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황철순
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supermen-with-black-hair · 5 years ago
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Chulsoon keeps telling himself there must be a super power involving the use of mountain-like pecs...
황철순🇰🇷이공공삼일공
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silverskinsrepository · 7 years ago
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Hwang Chul Soon (황철순)
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dotdaiki · 3 years ago
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