#꒰ ♡ ꒱ love ╱ answered ◞

[svtellite]

﹟  crack treated seriously﹕ a  crack  interaction  written  seriously . ( ziggy @ sarang )

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      it had almost become an unspoken tradition between the two to go to the aquarium and bother all the sea life they could. sarang already having a page full of jokes to tell the fishes, especially the clownfish. what other fish could understand pure comedy?  it was then that ziggy’s words finally registered in her mind. the fish thought he was lame. him? lame? it made sense now as to why they were still in water while their smarter ancestor evolved and grew legs or whatever it was that happened. the smile adorning her features faded, brows knitting together while looking over at ziggy as she motioned towards the massive tank in front of them. “which one of them said that, huh?” she questioned, clearly annoyed by the talking sushi. ziggy was far from lame ( at least in her eyes ) he could communicate with fish, surf, had pretty hair, was hilarious, spoke strangely — the list could go on! “which one of you daegujeon dare speak on him, huh?” she shouted over into the fish tank, pointing at the most ridiculous looking fish there. “it was you wasn’t it? are you jealous? huh? i’ll come for you, make you into a delicious bowl of maeutang!” she continued to practically scream at all the fishes, “YAH! you’re lucky that the water is protecting you, i would have blasted you guys out oft there and into the nearest fish market in town!” getting strange looks from passersby that were walking a bit too quickly for someone in an aquarium. sarang turned on her heels, bee-lining towards where ziggy stood her hands instinctively cupping his face. “don’t you listen to them, okay?” she replied, “you’re not lame, they’re just jealous of how rad you are, okay? you’re so cool jagi... so so cool...” she assured him, in between the plethora of kisses she had scattered all over his face.

[miguelswifey04]

i can imagine that reader would wear one of miguel’s shirts with like nothing under the shirt not even panties and he comes home seeing you like that but you can do the rest 😁

hehehe thank you for the idea :3

miguel o’hara x gn! reader

cw// nsfw 18+, smut; no plot, basically sex LOL

miguel steps through the door, his tired muscles aching from a long day of crime-fighting. as he looks up, he sees you standing there, wearing one of his shirts that drapes loosely over your body. the sight immediately captivates him, his eyes scanning your figure.

with each step he takes, his desire intensifies, his heart racing in his chest. you can see the hunger in his eyes, the way he licks his lips, unable to tear his gaze away from your exposed form. the air becomes thick with anticipation as he makes his way towards you.

ge reaches out, his large hands encircling your waist, pulling you in close. feeling the warmth of your body against his, he lets out a low growl. "oh darling you know how to drive me crazy," he murmurs, his voice husky with desire.

his lips find yours in a passionate kiss, his tongue hungrily exploring your mouth. the taste of each other only fuels the fire that burns between you. miguel's hands roam over your bare skin, gripping your hips possessively, as his hardness presses against you. the feeling of his aroused state against your thigh sends shivers of pleasure down your spine.

with a sudden surge of strength, miguel lifts you effortlessly, your legs instinctively wrapping around his waist. he carries you to the nearest surface, whether it be a countertop or a sturdy table, and gently places you down. his hands wander beneath the shirt, caressing your bare skin, igniting every nerve ending in your body.

the fabric of miguel's suit rubs against your intimate areas, adding to the heightened sensations that course through you. he leans in to kiss your neck, his hot breath tickling your skin as his teeth graze against it. with one hand supporting himself, he uses the other to tease and explore your sensitive spots.

as his fingers make their way between your thighs, you feel a surge of pleasure, your body reacting with fervor to his touch. miguel's skilled fingers delve into your wetness, exploring every inch, stroking and circling your sensitive nub. the pleasure becomes overwhelming, your moans filling the air as his touch drives you closer and closer to the edge.

with a low, primal growl, miguel positions himself at your entrance, his throbbing member pressing against you. slowly, he enters you, inch by inch, stretching and filling you with his size and power. the sensations are primal and intense, sending waves of pleasure coursing through your body.

miguel begins to move, setting a rhythm that is both demanding and satisfying. the sound of skin slapping against skin, mixed with your moans of pleasure, fills the room. the pleasure builds within you, an electrifying tension that threatens to consume you completely.

in a final surge of passion, both of you reach the pinnacle of ecstasy. the world around you fades into oblivion as pleasure engulfs your senses. miguel's grip on your body tightens as he releases himself with a loud groan, his warmth filling you. your bodies tremble and quiver together, riding the waves of pleasure until they subside.

as you come down from the euphoria, miguel collapses beside you, his breath heavy and labored. he pulls you into his arms, holding you close, feeling the rise and fall of your chest against his. "my love, you always know how to make me forget the world," he whispers, his voice filled with contentment. you lay there together, basking in the afterglow of your shared passion, completely spent and tangled in each other's embrace.

tags 🏷️!! @kairiscorner @emiemiemiii @astro1bloom @obi-mom-kenobi @sabcandoit @meeom

[dollgxtz]

wouldn’t it be hilarious if after alllll this sylus finds out that he’s infertile or mc is

I’m not sure who it was but someone said they imagined Yan!Sylus would somehow someway find a child for reader to raise and I thought it was hilarious imagining him waltzing in with a newborn he somehow acquired and poor Readers shock 🤣

[wegc]

just want hyunjin to slap me in the face a few times while im a drooly mess on my knees looking up at him >< anws how was ur day babess! - ♡ anon

GOEMDJEKE slapping kink is top TIER he would be so nervous at first :( he doesn’t wanna hurt his little angel :( oh, but how can he resist when your nuzzling your cute little head up against his palm, big, hopeful eyes peering up at him, silently begging :(

he’d do it softly at first, still testing the waters, until you bump your head against his crotch in protest, whining at him to go harder. he’ll just have to give his pretty baby what she wants right??? ahjekke he’d hate himself for the way his cock throbs at the sight of your teary and fearful eyes, or perhaps the way your cheeks become slightly bruised :(

[markiecake]

Haiii :3!! I was wondering if you could write something like your Jaehyun x bimbo reader, but with Ten maybe?? It's fine ofc if you don't wanna!!🫶

pairing: ten lee x bimbo! fem! reader

tags/ warnings: smut (minors pls dni !!!), soft(ish) dom tennie !!! (he's still very mean lets not get it twisted), dumbification, slapping, breeding (who's shocked), name calling (dummy, cum dump), pet names (baby, good girl), dubcon ?? (consent is never explicitly stated), reader is v naive

tennie is always so booked and busy, of course he needs a ditzy airhead to keep his dick wet for him !!

dare i say he takes advantage of your dumbness a little bit ...

"it hurts so bad, baby," he says with a pout, holding your chin so you look up at him, "you're gonna help me, right? you don't want me to be in pain, do you?"

of course you don't want that ! so you nod up at him dumbly :((

and in the span of a few seconds, you're on your back, your legs being pressed up against your chest in a mating press as he pounds into you at a brain numbing pace !

any squirming or wriggling away from him is instantly noticed, pausing his thrusts for a few seconds so he can slap you around a little bit 😵‍💫

"don't fucking run from it," he says after landing a slap on your cheek, "just take it. for me, yeah? you can at least do that right, can't you?"

belittles you so much omg :,( when drool is running down your chin, your eyes rolled back to the back of your head, he doesn't stop at all ! just calls you his dumb girl and continues on like nothing `(*>﹏<*)′

TEN AND BREEDING !!!!!!!!!!! if you don't end up limping out of his room stuffed with his cum, best believe he isn't finished with you.

even though he's such a meanie, he disguises it as praise ! "pretty cum dump for me, hm?" "such a messy girl" :3333

pumps load after load into your used cunt, making tears stream down your face, your whole body shaking with overstimulation.

"t- tennie.." you whimper out, to which he just shakes his head at you.

"good girls don't speak." he says while looking down at you with a cold expression, then slowly beginning his thrusts again, making you hold back a loud whine.

you're sure he's been fucking you for HOURS at this point, yet you still don't want him to stop !

keep in mind, he literally does not care if you cum or not, you're here for him, not the other way around ! even so, you always end up creaming his cock either way ≧ ﹏ ≦

he finally pulls out, the squelch noise when he did was a little humiliating, especially when he laughs down at you :(((

you can feel his cum dripping out of your abused hole, but of course you want to keep ten happy, so you take matters into your own hands (literally) and scoop up what's dripped out, putting your fingers in your mouth to clean them !

tennie thinks you're prettiest like this :,) looking up at him with glossy eyes, your own fingers stuffed in your mouth, just so fucked out for him ... of course he has to take a photo !

tells you to stay still while he grabs his phone and takes a few pictures, the flash making you squint a little bit. he laughs, puts his phone to the side and places a kiss on your cheek.

"such a pretty dummy."

[hitwiththetmnt]

Nothing beats some fresh lemonade on a hot summer day 🍋

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion @spacemimz @justalittleobsessed

Cabin #7 (7Wonders of the Turtleverse)

[ivystoryweaver]

ehehe which moon boy do u think is the most ticklish 😆 i feel like its marc and he gets so wound up when you threaten him with a tickle lmao

Ooooh ok. I concur.

Marc Spector is Ticklish

Marc is definitely your grumpy eagle muppet.

He can get the grumps for like the tiniest reason. Like trying to use a can opener

Steven takes the cake - believe it or not - for foulest language. But Marc will make the grumpiest huffs and puffs around the kitchen or bathroom.

It doesn’t help that he’s a neat freak. One. Single. Coffee ground spills and there he goes: grumble grumble

So one day you sneak up behind him and trace your fingers lightly over his back, goosing his ribs.

He jumps a mile and laughs out.

The coffee spills and you’re sure he’s going to be affectionately pissed. (That’s what you call it when he doesn’t want to hear you use the word “grumpy” one more damn time.)

But he laughs.

You’re enchanted. You do it again and he jerks away.

”Stop it,” he huffs, shrugging you off. “That tickles.”

Your mouth drops open. “Babe…are you ticklish?”

“No.” He attempts his absolute grumpiest face, but you attack his soft tummy with your fingers.

He can fight you off if he really wants or needs to. But he’s laughing. The sound of it makes your heart soar.

The next time he’s at his absolute most serious, complaining about something Very Important™, you wiggle your fingers threateningly, inching closer.

”Don’t,” he attempts in his most stern voice, but the corner of his mouth is already curling. “No, baby, don’t.”

You always do.

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[oceans-beloved]

Meme dump yayyy🥳✨️

(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)

[satoruoo]

VIA VIA VIA HEAR ME OUT. secret santa b they get u and accidentally spill it / the big reveal…

(NOT SO) SECRET SANTA - aki hayawaka

summary: despite aki's best efforts to keep your gift a secret, his (stupid) roommates somehow manage to spoil the surprise.

genre: fluff, non-devil au, everyone is happy, crack

warnings: swearing, denji, f!reader, suggestive

notes: hope u like it babe !! this is my apology for the recent aki slander 😈🔥

now playing: rockin' around the christmas tree - brenda lee

"for the millionth time, do not tell [name] i got her, understood?"

denji and power sit crossed-legged on the floor, looking only half interested in what aki is saying. they're dressed in christmas gear from head to toe, heads swaying slightly to the christmas music coming from the record player.

power looks awfully happy with the pair of antlers that denji unwillingly brought her from the store after she threatened to throw a fit in the middle of the aisle. they're decorated with little bells, and every time she nods her head, aki can visibly tell how delighted she is from the jingles that they make. she now refuses to take them off.

denji's gone for a more traditional approach, sporting a santa hat with a light up pom pom at the end.

(the hat also says "ho! ho! ho!" if the button on the left is pressed, but denji had overused it so much that aki cut it open and took out the speaker. he then burnt the speaker. denji was told told it must have broken.)

"duh, i ain’t a snitch!" denji claims, saluting his roommate with a shit-eating grin. he would snitch, aki is fully aware of that. bribe him with a lollipop or a tit squeeze? done deal.

"why are we not allowed to tell her?" power asks, fiddling with rudolph's nose on her christmas jumper.

aki audibly groans, fingers working at his temples in exasperation. "because, it’s a secret santa. we aren’t supposed to tell anyone who we got."

power's face twists in mild disgust, "what is the point of that?! just give me my present now!"

aki rolls his eyes, raking his fingers through his dark hair, "because it builds the suspense, power. do you want to have all your gifts now and have none on christmas day?"

she seems to quieten at that, closing her eyes as she mulls over his words. after three agonizing seconds of her silence and aki wondering whether it'd be easier to just throw himself out of the nearest window, power pouts and nods.

denji dramatically sighs before aki can say anything further, slapping her twice on the back in an attempt to comfort her, "i feel ya, powey."

the girl mirrors the sigh, slumping against denji as she flips aki off with a scowl.

"you should thank me, human! i will not go and tell [name] that you have her!" she declares smugly, resting her body weight on the male next to her.

aki vaguely hears "ow, fuck! power, y’re crushin’ me! how the fuck are ya so heavy?!" and a loud slap that probably came from power as he walks away.

• . ✿ ° × . *.

aki really does try his hardest to keep the secret.

he finds himself slapping a hand over denji's mouth when he almost lets it spill, and shoving a piece of food into power's when the topic of the secret santa comes up.

it's only halfway through december. he doesn't know how much longer he can keep this up. he can tell you're starting to pick up on something fishy and it's beginning to stress him out.

"and so aki has-"

"what are you doing?"

power freezes up at the sound of aki's voice, head lifting from your lap as she scrambles to defend herself.

"nothing!" she says a pitch higher than usual.

your eyes narrow at aki who sends a subtle glare in power's direction before taking a seat beside you on the couch. you're immediately taking his hand in yours, rubbing the pad of your thumb over his knuckles to soothe his anger.

the man melts so quickly that it should be embarrassing, shoulders relaxing with a simple touch.

"she was telling me about secret santa," you fill in gently, "something about who everyone has."

power wishes she was dead.

the glare that aki gives her makes certain that she'll be banned from chocolates for at least a week. that's practically the same as death.

"was she now?" aki asks, an angry rumble in his throat.

the girl is looking at anything but his face; when had the wall become so interesting? look at that, is that a new vase? what are denji's pornos doing on the floor-

"why don't you tell both of us, power?"

before anything else can be said, she shoots up from her spot on the couch sweating bullets.

"meowy needs to shit!" is all she says before leaving the room at hurricane speeds. (if only she were that quick to close her mouth.)

you smile, turning to look at your boyfriend with a raised eyebrow.

"so?" you question, idly threading your fingers through his.

"so, what?" aki responds.

he can tell from the way a small laugh escapes those pretty lips that playing dumb isn't going to work.

"nothing, just a bad day." he tries, resting his head in the crook of your neck.

"you're snapping at power because of a 'bad day'?" you state, scepticism evident in your tone. "righhhht."

aki chuckles into your flesh, placing a chaste kiss there before pulling away. "yeah, that's all."

you press a kiss to his lips, tongue swiping over his. "sure, okay. i'll let you have this one, handsome."

the edges of his mouth tip up at the nickname and silent relief fills his veins at the clarification that you won't push the matter.

"thanks, love."

• . ✿ ° × . *.

aki swears on his life that he tries his hardest to keep the secret.

it's just that denji and power are not good secret keepers. they're a pair of loudmouths who are easily bribed. if not for your presence to keep him sane, aki's sure he would have strangled denji and confiscated power's antlers. actually, he's sure that if the gift he'd gotten you wasn't so important, he'd have let his roommates tell you already.

"makima, c'monnnn! i licked the floor so ya owe me a tit squeeze!" denji whines in a kneeling position on the floor.

going out for christmas lunch with you, his two roommates and makima may be one of the best and worst decisions aki's ever made in his life.

power still has her antlers on with a scarf wrapped tightly around her neck, you had to persuade her to wear it, as she makes fun of her friend. there are still remnants of the snowball fight he was forced to engage in on her coat, and her nose is pink from the one denji threw in her face.

denji is as desperate as ever - shame didn't seem to find a place in his vocabulary. his purposefully broken santa hat is still finding a home atop his dirty blonde hair, though the pom pom looks like it's about to give up and fall off.

you on the other hand look ethereal in his eyes, a smile etched into your gorgeous features. with every small giggle that escapes your lips, aki feels his chest constrict almost painfully, heart thumping loudly within his ribcage.

you're still holding his hand; you have been for the past three hours.

"only if you tell me who aki has for secret santa, denji." makima answers, voice silky smooth.

it's meant as a joke 100%. everyone else in the room, even power, understood the joke. curse aki for forgetting denji's inability to read social cues.

"he has [name]!!"

on december 23rd, the day before christmas eve, denji tells makima who he has for secret santa in exchange for a tit squeeze. typical.

there's silence for a while. no one really knows what to say. all eyes are on the dark-haired male who genuinely seems to be in the middle of a breakdown.

denji's all frozen up and fully ready to make a run for it if needs be.

"i already know he has me, though." you say, confused.

comically, multiple heads whip towards you.

"...you do?" aki breathes, annoyance towards denji disappearing as fast as it came.

"well if you didn't already know, you suck at keeping secrets, honey. i've known for ages."

part of him feels relieved. if you already knew, then technically he didn't fuck up. technically, it didn't even count-

"it doesn't take a genius to figure it out, you know."

"for real, bro. i knew ya sucked ass like in general but not at lying as well-"

denji will be dead by morning.

BONUS:

"your secret santa gift was an engagement ring?" power asks, mortified.

"what a shitty gift!" denji pipes up, "it's not even edible- ow!"

you chuckle, fiddling with the ring that fits perfectly around your finger as aki smacks denji's arm.

"really? i think it's a wonderful gift." you muse, "it'll last way longer than food."

"so what?! food stays in your tummy forever!" power argues with her hand pointing at her stomach.

"no the fuck it doesn't! ya shit it out, duh!"

their bickering falls upon deaf ears as aki steals a sneaky kiss from you.

"merry christmas, [name]. i hope we'll spend many more together." his cheeks are definitely not dusted pink as he says that. not at all.

[sexbot300]

may israel perish in our lifetime. ♡

[mintghostko]

Hi just letting you know i WILL be eating your art style. This is not a THREAT. I WILL be eating it. Thank you.

just a scribbly little comic that popped into my mind when I read this since you have a mikey icon (^^ゞ

skssksnjdkdjf thanks for the ask! glad to know you like my art style (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡ please do report back, I would love to know what it tastes like ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[svtellite]

i didn’t choose this town, i dream of getting out.  ( sooji @ sarang )

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       it had always been a persistent thought in the back of her mind, how many of these people trapped on this island had never experienced the real world. outside where they were free to be themselves. how, they didn’t choose to be born in this hellhole. they never had a choice. “one day,” sarang replied, looking over at the horizon. the winter sunsets painting the sky in vibrant shades of purple and hot pink. “one day you’ll — we’ll — get out of this shithole,” looking over at sooji, with a deadpan expression. “and when we do, i want you to travel and visit the world without ever looking back,” she spoke in a hushed tone, as if this was a secret to be kept between the two. “if you ever touch down in seoul you call me and i’ll show you around all the amazing internet cafes,” a gentle nod followed her words. “sooner or later, we will have our freedom and i don’t care how many people get in my way to stop me...” balling up her fist so tightly, her knuckles turned white. she would rather suffer whatever consequences the government threw her way if it meant those close to her were able to live freely outside the island. though, she kept her voice low just between her and sooji. the last thing she wanted was for sooji to be dragged into her mess. if she had been alone she’d have to no problem proudly cursing out the government loud and proud, but sooji didn’t deserve to be involved with whatever her plans were. 

[dollgxtz]

gen ask, but why did yan sylus forced mc to have a child(・c_・｡) atp, ngl i feel like he's using her only for his child. anw love ur story!

Thank you so much for asking! I can assure you that Yandere!Sylus’s intentions aren’t just to use her for a child. The reason he’s so eager to get her pregnant is that he believes it will be the final step in ensuring her submission and tie her to him. In his mind, once she’s expecting, she won’t be able to escape. Even if she tries, how far could she run with a baby on the way?

He does love her, but his actions seem cruel because he’s hiding his emotions behind snide remarks and a playful demeanor. Deep down, he actually does want her to love him back, but he knows that this won’t be easy. In his view, binding her to him through a child and proving how much better her life could be with him is his way of ensuring she stops trying to leave.

(He’ll get some character development in upcoming chapters to be more vulnerable with her instead of hiding them behind a smirk!)

He also thinks motherhood will certainly weaken her resolve, and soften her down enough to allow her to love him.

Though he’s absolutely prepared for her to hate him forever, but he also wants to show her that she doesn’t have to hate him and be miserable if she just accepts her situation (aka the reason he’s made the eye scanner allow her to come in and not out). He’s preparing for a potential future where she chooses him^^

If he simply wanted to use her for a baby, I doubt he would’ve gone to such measures. Hope this answers this ^^

[fishandbandages]

is it possible to pick dazai up by the back of his coat collar like a kitten being picked up by the scruff

i just think it'd be funny

OOC: he would like to know what compelled you to do this.

[ctrlemis]

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐄 ♡̸ MASTERLIST

PAIRING. riki nishimura x demi-girl! idol! reader

SYNOPSIS. Bad news? Y/N L/N makes the dumb mistake of both admiting they have a small crush on Nishimura Riki on air and to a trusted senior, and now the (very true) rumor travels through hybe like the flu, all the way to the dance prodigy himself. Good news? They’ve got the whole kpop industry behind them rooting for them to get together.

GENRE. idol au, idk yet, crack/my attempts at humor, strangers to lovers, angst, fluff

WARNINGS. strong language, drama, sexual jokes/references, dumb kids being dumb kids, idol drama, mentions of depression, fighting, minor toxicity, tba.

FEATURING. the enha boys + HYBE FAMILY YUHHH, as well as some appearances from straykids and twice

STATUS. ONGOING

NOTE. gUYS. IM BACK OMG IM BACK. first off everyone shut up thank @chiyuv FOR THE FUCKING BANNER THAT BITCH LOOKS SO GOOD JESUS. this is why i love cael guys . anyways ngl im so excited i may release the first chapter before releasing the rest of the profiles idk we’ll decide later

PROFILES XG WE CERTIFIED. LEGO FIENDS. HYBE FAM+FAVORED GUESTS.

CHAPTERS

1. no daughter of mine

2. leave ryujin out of this

3. GUYS.

4. couple of losers

5. kiss me

6. im sorry what

7. how fucking dare you

▹ 7.1. kpop cupid.

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[hitwiththetmnt]

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