#药神

[yaoshi-888]

龙年到，好运来报到！愿您在新的一年里 开心²⁰²⁴、健康²⁰²⁴、有钱²⁰²⁴、有闲²⁰²⁴、平安²⁰²⁴、好运²⁰²⁴、顺利²⁰²⁴、暴富²⁰²⁴ 迷药商城 需要+Q1320156255 VX:gninez11 #暴虐 #重口 #av女优 #迷玩AV #人妻AV #迷药 #三唑仑 #催情药 #春药 #安眠药 #乖乖水 #听话水 #失忆水 #母狗 #性冷淡#迷药 #迷玩 #三轮子 #三唑仑 #迷奸 #催情药 #春药 #下药 #安眠药 #麻醉 #捡尸 #乖乖水 #听话水 #麻药 #失忆水 #迷晕 #昏睡 #听话水 #强奸 #母狗 #女m #反差婊 #母子

[endlessthoughtsofafangirl]

Li Naiwen as Zhao Lizhong Dying to Survive 我不是药神 (2018), Dir. Wen Muye

[hb-1860]

郭文贵的谎言  小蚂蚁的毒品

近年来，郭文贵的无耻不断的刷新着大众对骗子的认知，挺郭者中理智尚存的纷纷清醒，而残余蚂蚁帮扭曲的三观让吃瓜群众叹为观止。他们对漏洞百出的谎言深信不疑，对显而易见的真相置若罔闻，沉浸在郭文贵的谎言中无法清醒。郭文贵的谎言是大众的笑料，却是他自己和小蚂蚁们赖以生存、为之疯狂的毒品。如果郭文贵的喜马拉雅是疯人院，那么恭喜郭文贵和蚂蚁帮已提前到达终点。

[omonatheydidnt]

[a-putain]

行刑官小池女士拎着皮包走进行刑室，神情之轻松仿佛只是一次普通的出差。

我被绑在行刑室中央的躺椅上，大部分衣物已经被事先脱去，只留一条内裤，却不是为了保留我的尊严，而是为了避免我死后流出的污秽弄脏行刑官女士的衣服。

在她为我扎针时，我看到她包裹在丝袜和高跟鞋里的美足，继而在濒死的绝望中不由自主地勃起、流出淫水。内裤上的湿斑引起她的注意，她对我邪魅一笑。

“想要一些快乐嘛？”

我点头承认自己对她的欲望。

“淫荡的家伙，死刑真是便宜你了~”她说着，却用手指隔着内裤抚慰我的鸡巴。最终，我在她的蹂躏下射精，直到灌满整条内裤。湿乎乎的温热感令我羞耻至极，我扭动身躯想要遮掩，她却将我的羞耻尽收眼底。

“准备上路吧”小池女士说着按下遥控器，注射器将毒药注入我的身体。我抽搐着死去，留下一裤裆耻辱的痕迹。

小池女士俯身跪在我身边，脱下我的内裤、拨开我的阴茎包皮，用棉签和镊子提取我的精液样本--不久后，我赤裸而淫秽的尸体将被送到女子医学院接受解剖研究。

[lalaith999]

Basicaly a short story that reveals my understanding of AHam.

I am so in love with his high sensitivity and low empathy. This whole deal of not trusting crowds makes him partially out from the human society. I love the feeling SOOOO MUUUUUUUCH

And maybe because I was putting in so much genuine emotion, creating this artwork was a blast! I hope this little story manages to pass on some of my feelings to anyone how read!

Here is the full poem I wrote in chinese:

《一只掠食者如何死去》

啃食母亲血肉的幼犬。

用尾巴拖出一条褐色的脐带，

那凹陷的肋骨

和他身下的白骨

如此相称！

咬下最后一口肉块，

它迈步狂奔。

凄厉的狂吠是亲人的丧钟，

脆弱的脚带它走向新的路。

可怜可悲的怪诞生物，

妄图扭成人形？

可他余下罪孽更加可怖！

贪婪的嘴巴吞下每个机会，

急躁的手掌抢夺每份荣耀。

幼犬长成冷血的狼，

却仍然学不会

从奔跑中停歇。

在这时竟吐出人言：

——神圣的天使！

你傲慢的耳

或许听说过

沉默的绵羊

如何任人践踏。

你高贵的眼

或许阅读过

狡猾的老鼠

如何自甘堕落。

你广阔的学识

或许见证过

懦弱的兔子

如何困死病榻。

你苍白的脸上可曾溅上鲜红的血？

从缪斯停留的古典画框里，

自潘神藏身的大理石像中，

我们尊贵的诗人显出真身，

隔着玻璃怜悯无声病逝的宠物，

却厌恶再去多看出逃的猛兽一眼。

虚假的伪君子，冠冕堂皇的大人。

你何必再为注定被遗忘的人铺床？

死亡本是

我们每晚的归宿，

在漫长的奔波中

让不体面的争抢和讥讽

充满天堂。

我们认为以下是真理不言自明

人人生而贪婪，

造物者赋予他们若干不可逃避的欲求，

其中包括：

支配欲

报复欲

永不餍足的野心

怯懦的人跌倒死去，

愚蠢的人骨断筋折。

固执又狡猾的野狗手脚并用着往前爬行，

逐渐被记忆撕碎成载着刻薄和焦躁的幽灵。

只等待

最后一声枪响点燃灵魂上的火药，

烧出人皮下扭曲的苍白骨架，

令围观者欢呼

肮脏的掠食者注定死于非命！

[lgbtqromance]

巨胸老闆被春药征服

勇哥，在旧市区经营一间小餐厅的一位单亲爸爸，绑了个头巾，在炎热的夏天一如往常的忙着餐厅的活，由于店家的餐厅是开放式的设在外头方便给客人外带，但这样炎热的天气只靠台老电风扇实在是会让我浑身汗流不止，不过或许是我持续运动保持身材的缘故，年过40的我以依然有着傲人的胸肌与翘臀。但肚子还是敌不过岁月，腹肌已不再那麽明显，现在的我只能算是肥壮吧？穿着黑色背心，绑着头巾，充满男性汗味的老闆！

也许已成为这家餐厅的夏日限定菜色，这季节男性顾客总是特别多，总是喜欢用色眯眯看着我和暑假过来店里帮忙的儿子虽说没特别练过，不过好歹也有我的基因，以高中生来说也是相当的壮硕，不小的胸肌，让我们父子俩的店在夏季生意特别的好

「老闆最近生意不错齁，进货更频繁了」

豪哥在我打烊后送补充的食材过来，点了根菸在门口闲聊他是我在健身房认识的货运司机，标准的国字脸，很粗犷的鬍渣，虽然他出现的次数不多，但跟我聊的很来，马上就成了朋友

「马马虎虎啦」我拿毛巾擦了擦脖子的汗

「怎麽不见你的小帮手咧？」豪哥吐了口烟，随口问问一些话家常的问题

「明天假日他跟同学出去玩了啦！」我摆了摆手，高中这时期这很正常

「明天父亲节捏，你这做爸爸的别伤心」说完他笑着递了根菸给我

「豪哥你是在安慰我还是在笑我呢？」我开玩笑的露出了嫌弃的脸推回香菸

豪哥虽然年纪比我大了点，有着点肚子的壮雄身材却老爱开些无聊的小玩笑

「香菸不行？那豪哥给你抱一下安慰你」说完还笑咧咧张开双臂

「够了，货送完快走啦」

「不行，我要给失落的你打打气」

说完熊抱了一下我，扑鼻而来的男性汗味很刺鼻，但，我很喜欢

「对了，送你一箱父亲节礼物」说完豪哥从货车搬下一箱箱子

「公司多出一箱酒，说是订单多打了一箱，反正多着也多着，我就偷偷拿来了，把店门打开吧，我替你搬进去」豪哥咧咧笑着

「小心被发现了炒鱿鱼」

「安啦安啦」

豪哥把酒一瓶一瓶放进冰箱后又在店里跟我闲聊了一阵子铁捲门只关了一半昏暗的店里，闷热又不通风，原本身体汗快乾的我又像开了水龙头一样，汗流不止，背心马上就湿透了，服贴着我的胸肌

「哇～！老闆你的胸肌练的很勤喔，这麽大颗」豪哥发出赞叹的声音，盯着我的身体瞧

「还好啦，运动比较充足而已，店里很闷我们出去吧」被豪哥这麽说我怪不好意思的

「别那麽急着走麻，让我摸摸」

豪哥直接抓着我的胸肌又柔又捏的，我被这举动吓到了，还以为他是开个小玩笑，但被豪哥这麽一玩，我的肉棒居然马上硬了

「等…等一下……豪哥…豪哥你别闹了啦！」

「你的小傢伙都硬了，少装了，放心店都关了没人会来的」

揉了一阵子后，豪哥索性直接把我的背心撕开，我的身材完整的呈现在眼前，巨大的胸肌，些许的体毛。豪哥用舌头绕着我的乳头打转，我从没被这麽玩过，被这麽刺激像是电流流通全身一样，浑身没力靠着桌子边缘，颤抖着…还发出了点呻吟声

「舔一下而已就这麽敏感？」

豪哥发现我这样的反应后开始加重了玩的力度，不时还变换玩法，捏着咬着我的乳头，我受不了这样的玩弄，开始发出声音

「啊…豪…豪哥……停下来啦！啊啊……不要……那裏…我很敏感！不要捏啦不要捏！！啊啊啊！！」

店里闷热让我的身上流满了汗，我的胸肌被豪哥舔的满奶子口水，裤子内的前列腺液流个不停让我下半身很不舒服，开始求饶，但豪哥不但没有停还伸进我的裤档里我住我的肉棒

「你棒子都流水成这样，原来是个骚货啊，哈！老子哈你哈这麽久怎麽可能会放过这种好机会！」

说完直接把我的裤子脱掉，豪哥也把自己给脱光，用衣服绑住我的手后抱住我不断地狂吻我的脸和胸肌，被豪哥玩弄和他浓浓的男人的气味围攻下我很快的就放弃抵抗只能任由一波波的快感侵袭我的理智

「住手…没想到你是个变态…啊…我…我不会放过你的！」

我咬牙切齿的说着，但被玩弄的快感却让我浑身无力无法抵抗，只能嘴硬的这麽威胁豪哥

「恩？不放过我？」

豪哥露出了得意的表情，淫笑着把我抱到桌上，掰开我的屁股让我的屁眼毫无保留的展示在他眼前

「待会儿老子会把你干的后悔说出这句话！」

说完便开始舔弄我的屁眼，我从没被舔肛过，这麽一舔才让我认知到那裏比我其他部位还敏感数倍，我被豪哥舔的哀哀叫

「啊啊……不要舔…不要…舔……啊…好痒啊别舔了！」

「恩？痒？」

豪哥停了下来，从脱下来的裤子口袋里拿出两瓶小瓶子，一瓶乳白色一瓶透明类似膏状物，豪哥打高那瓶乳白色液体涂在手指上

「待会儿老子会让你痒到求饶喔，这可是加了我精华的特效药」

说完便把一根手指探进我从未被开发过的屁眼里

「呜……好紧，想不到不仅骚还是个名器吗」

一根…两根…豪哥用手指充分的把液体抹在我的屁眼裏面，很快的，火烧一般的感觉就窜遍了我全身，像是千隻蚂蚁在我屁眼里爬一样，好想…好想要个东西止痒…，这样的想法马上充满我的大脑，几乎把我理智给掩埋，我已身心都只想着如何解决那个几乎让我崩快的痒

「豪哥…痒…好痒…」

「恩？」

「你抹了甚麽？我屁眼里好痒…」

豪哥不疾不徐的替我松开绑住我手的衣服，拉了张椅子，把我抱离桌子，将重心不稳的我放在地板后，缓缓地坐下，张开大腿，展示他那根大到让我吃惊的黑巨屌

「好痒？怎麽办呢？」

说完还摆动臀部，让那根巨屌在我眼前晃来晃去

因为药的关西我居乎没力气站起来，只好慢慢的爬向豪哥的脚边，现在我的表情肯定欠干到不行吧？不过豪哥似乎很满意，露出了侵略的笑容，我把脸凑到豪哥的屌前，浓浓的腥臭味马上窜进我的鼻腔，不过却让我屁眼更加的痒

「豪哥…好痒…帮帮我…」

「恩？帮帮你？」

豪哥站起身，趴在我的背上，轻咬着我的耳朵，一隻手手指抹了那瓶透明的膏状物，再度伸进我的屁眼里替我的肠道按摩我不知道那是甚麽，但肯定是能够让任何威猛的男性都臣服它淫威的药吧？现在已不是痒，我的屁眼像是火烧般的火热和让我发疯的骚痒，屁眼已经开始流出水来了

「啊啊…豪哥…豪哥…我屁痒好热好痒……帮帮我…」

「恩？帮你？怎麽帮你呢？说出来我才帮得了啊～你现在就像发情的母狗一样摇着屁股呢」

豪哥舔着我的耳垂，在我耳边说着一些下流的我，我现在已经连这样都可以感到兴奋了，甚至希望豪哥说更多，但仅存一点点的羞耻心还是让我撇过头否认，没想到豪哥见状直接在两手指抹了厚厚一层的药膏，插进我屁眼里搅弄，火热的巨痒马上连那一点的羞耻心都吞噬殆尽了

「呀啊～～不够…豪哥手指不够……我要你用屌插我～～好痒～～」

我已毫无羞耻心了，摇着屁股，极为淫荡的表情恳求着豪哥，没想到豪哥忍得住我这样淫荡的恳求，反而用它的屌在我穴口来回摩擦，还不时的拍打我的屁股，让我的翘臀马上有了几个红红的掌印

「刚刚是谁要我好看的？恩？」

拍！豪哥一巴掌打在我的右半边屁股

「啊！是我～～豪哥我不敢了～～求求你～～」

「求求我甚麽呢？求人要有礼貌点」

拍！又一巴掌打在左半边屁股

「啊～～主人～～贱狗求您用屌来满足我的骚穴～～好痒～～～」

「很好！骚货来领你的奖赏」

豪哥把我一把抱起，直接用火车便当的姿势把巨屌狠狠的插进我的屁眼里，因为重量的关系，几乎是整根没入我的小洞但最深处，我被撑到最开，但是因为药物的关西不但不痛，我还有种升天的爽感

「啊～～～好爽……爽……好爽……主人的巨屌好棒……」

「怎麽？骚货喜欢吗？」

豪哥深入浅出的像打桩机一样一下一下的干着我的屁眼，我流出的淫水顺着豪哥的大腿留在地上

「啊！喜欢……喜…欢……好爽～～～我爱死主人的大屌了～～」

我被豪哥干掉胡言乱语了，豪哥的大屌不断的摩擦我的敏感地带，不到十分钟我已经觉得要高潮了

「啊…主人…贱狗要不行了～～好爽……要洩了…恩～！」

豪哥突然拔出来，让我淫叫一声

「主人？主人…怎麽了…请您继续干我的屁眼～～」

火热的骚痒马上席捲了我的全身，我摇着屁股求着豪哥，豪哥却问了我蜂蜜在哪？我连忙把蜂蜜从柜子里拿出来交给豪哥，豪哥直接一股脑的把蜂蜜倒在他巨屌上，在我眼前晃呀晃的

「来，狗狗乖～嚐嚐自己的屁眼味道」

说完便压着我的头，我毫不犹豫地含住，但豪哥的真的太大了，光是一个龟头我的嘴巴就被塞的满满的，蜂蜜的甜味后我屁眼的汁液充满我的口腔，味道诡异透顶但对我而言是绝佳的催情剂，只是等蜂蜜都被我吃完后，豪哥屌上的药膏也被我吃到了！豪哥注意到我的表情的变化，开始压着我的头摆动他的腰起来

「用在屁眼会让人求着我插，那让人吃下去呢～～～」

豪哥的抽插下我的嘴巴发出噗哧噗哧的口水声

「身心灵都离不开我囉～～～嘿嘿～～老闆，我会好好对待你的每天让你爽喔？」

豪哥说的完全没错，我已经离不开豪哥了，不论是下面的嘴还是上面的嘴都想要到不行

「啊～～好～～怎样都好～～贱狗早就是主人的了～～主人想怎样都行～～」

「确定？我没说要当你主人喔？老闆你确定吗？」

豪哥装作惊讶，却再次把巨屌送进我的屁眼里进行活塞动

「啊恩～～对～～豪哥是我的～～恩～～主人～～我是你的贱狗～～」

我被豪哥干的淫叫连连，话都说不完整

「主人～～～骚狗～～～要被主人的～～～啊～～～巨屌干到～～～高潮了～～～啊～～～啊啊～～～主人～～～啊主人贱狗好幸福～～～～啊～～～高潮了～～」

我就这麽被干到大喷精，喷的餐厅地板都是我的精液

「喂喂喂～要做我的宠物不可以这麽没耐力喔？恩？」

豪哥坏笑着，用力的抽插我的屁穴，我被这麽一干敏感的大叫，豪哥更是被我这反应更卖力了，就这样干了我几十分，我干的死去活来，不断求饶，有点失神的留着口水

多麽淫荡的画面，闷热的空间里两个雄壮的男人，一个趴在地上，微微的着白眼，伸着舌头留着口水，一付被干的满足的痴像，另一个说着下流的话语还露出满足的淫笑，时不时因为后穴讨好的收缩让他发出呻吟声，勇哥已经记不得高潮几次了，药物一直让他处于高潮状态，豪哥随便一插肉棒都会流出水来，有点失禁的感觉

「啊恩～～～主人～～主人～～贱狗要坏掉了～～～主人的巨屌太～～啊啊～～～太厉害了～～～好爽～～～啊啊～～～贱狗～～贱狗射不出东西来了～～～啊恩～～主人～～～」

「狗狗乖～～～想不想吃主人的精液啊？」

「啊～～想～～～贱狗想吃～～～」

「上面的嘴巴想吃还是下面的嘴巴想吃？」

「啊～～主人～～～贱狗下面的嘴巴想吃～～～」

「要说完整我才给你奖赏喔？」

豪哥坏笑着拍打着我的屁股，这样让我更爽了

「啊啊～～～请主人您～～啊啊～～～餵贱狗下面的～～嘴巴～～～啊啊～～～吃主人的～～～～奖赏～～～啊啊～～～想吃主人的精液～～求主人给贱狗奖赏～～～」

豪哥加速了抽差的速度让我连说完都有困难

「喔喔喔～～贱狗～～～老子把奖赏给你～～接着～～～喔喔喔喔～～射了～～喔喔喔～～～」

我感受到豪哥滚烫的精液一股一股的送进我的深处，我也被烫的尿了出来

「啊啊啊～～～谢谢主人～～～贱狗～～～能被主人内射～～～好幸福～～～主人～～～我离不开你了～～～」

我胡乱地叫着，豪哥也意犹未尽的插着我的屁眼，好让精液不要那麽快流出来

事后清理完地板，我跟豪哥上楼去洗澡，全身又被豪哥玩一次后我累得躺在床上就睡着了

隔日早晨，我从模模糊糊醒来的状态到昨天与豪哥的激情记忆復甦，脸刷的通红，瞄了一眼睡在我身旁的豪哥。豪哥他安安稳稳的睡在我身旁，发出沉沉的呼吸声，豪哥穿着我的黑色背心睡觉，不论是背心上翻露出的肚毛，豪哥熟睡的粗犷脸庞，还是晨勃的裤档当让我看的着迷……。我居然勃起了，昨天豪哥到底给我下了甚麽药？我默默的熘进浴室给自己冲个冷水冷静一下。

不行，在这样下去我大概会就这样被豪哥征服成他的性奴，即使内心有个声音再怂恿我，我还是在给自己冲个冷水，随即回房间找豪哥理论去。

哪知一进房门就看到豪哥在我的床上噜着他的大黑屌，还不断的摸着他自己的身躯，那根巨屌向是抹了某种透明的东西，水亮水亮的，像是在命令我去吸他一样

「豪哥！你…」

我有点不知所措，原本想好的说词马上忘个无影无踪，两眼直勾勾的盯着豪哥在我眼前上演的火辣自慰秀

「过来」

豪哥心想昨晚下的剂量大概还是会让老闆有抵抗的心理，抓紧时机再药效还没完全退时，来个狠狠的剂量让老闆彻彻底底的服从自己，变成专属自己的肌肉淫奴。

看着豪哥对我勾勾手，我的理智再告诉我要是在和豪哥来尚一发大概就玩了，但是我嘴里瞬间的口乾舌燥已经让我慢慢的跪在豪哥那硕大的巨屌前，玩了，昨天的药肯定没退，在我思绪混乱时豪哥已经用他的巨屌甩着我的脸，发出啪啪的声响，致命的男根气味窜入我的鼻腔，想替豪哥口交的念头风狂占据了我的大脑

「怎麽了？嗯？想吃就吃吧。」

听到豪哥这麽说我已无了抵抗之力，吃下豪哥巨屌的那刻，彷彿有股电流刘骗我的全身，告诉着我只有这跟屌才可以止我的渴，而我也像是吃到最棒的食物一样，忘我替豪哥口交，发出啧啧的水声，豪哥也爽到扯着我的头发，一下一下的捅我的嘴。

「来，老闆，在这好好跪着，展示你的身体给我看」

豪哥抽出他的屌对我下了命令，我毫不犹豫的照做，时不时舔舔嘴角，贪婪的望着豪哥的大黑屌

「怎麽？这麽想吃？」

豪哥看出我眼神中的渴望，捏了一下我的胸肌，坏坏的淫笑

「啊斯……对……豪哥…我想……吃…」

大概是吞了大量涂在豪哥屌上的大量药膏，连我的身体也变的很敏感，豪哥只是挑逗了一下我的乳头，我就爽到不行豪哥看了很是得意，便开玩起我的乳头和胸肌，让我爽的淫叫连连

「啊啊豪哥～～不要吸我的乳头～～啊啊～～爽～～～好爽～～～」

我嘴上说着不要不要却忍不住把我另一边的乳头也凑去给豪哥吸，两个肉粒被豪哥吸的又红又肿。豪哥看我这样的反应也就更加重了玩我奶子的力道，又不断的舔我乳头，让我的胸肌满满都是口水。

「啊啊豪哥…别舔了，乳头好痒，奶子好涨，好难受～～～」

「操，玩一下你的大奶就骚成这样」

豪哥拉起我一边的乳头，赏了我左胸一巴掌，被这样对待我居然很兴奋，胯下的傢伙硬到不行，不断的流出水来。

「怎麽了，被这样玩你也爽？老闆你真是个肌肉骚货」

豪哥看到我不断流水的阴茎，在我耳边轻轻的吹起，说着下流的话，我脸羞的通红。

「害噪什麽呢？来，乖乖趴好，等会儿老子让你飞上天」

豪哥要我以69姿势趴好，好让我在替他口交时可以往我屁眼里涂进大量的药膏。豪哥乐呵呵的心想这下老闆已经变成他的所有物啦，跑不掉了。我也如期的在屁眼被涂上大量有如浑身被强烈电流流通一样，连完整吃进豪哥的屌都办不到，头埋进豪哥的根部里一喘ㄧ喘的舔着豪哥的根部和阴囊，迷人的浑厚男性气味和水亮的巨屌成了我眼中的美景。豪哥涂好之后豪不客气的把三根手指伸进我的屁眼里搅和，惹来我的一阵呻吟。

「啊啊…豪哥不要……屁眼好烫好烫……不要用手指插我～～屁眼烫死了～～」

「操，手指插一下就不行了，那你说该怎麽办啊？骚货」

豪哥拔出手指，把我转了个方向让我ㄧ抬头就可以看到那根雄伟的巨屌在我眼前晃呀晃的，散发着诱人的气味。

「我要豪哥用这根巨屌干我～～」

我讨好的舔着那根屌，我连羞耻心都没了，屁眼那股巨烫把我快逼疯了，只要能让豪哥操我，我什麽都愿意了～

「求人要有���意一点喔～不然我可不操你」

豪哥用他的屌拍打我的脸，可以说在这一刻我彻底的发骚了，打从心底想做任何事让眼前这个粗旷的男人愿意操我我转过身用力的掰起我的翘臀，大声的喊着～

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Danmei Gotcha for Gaza: Day 3 Update!

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For example, if you want to make a $20 USD donation but only want to request a single SFW prompt for $5 USD, you can specify that you want to donate the other $15 as prompts for the rest of the fandom or let 1-3 SFW contributors pick what to create. You can also consider leaving creator's choice prompts for the fandoms listed below, since they have not received any prompts yet:

Brother | Da Ge (大哥)

Pure White Devil (纯白恶魔)

Drowning Sorrows in Raging Fire (烈火浇愁)

Itinerant Doctor | Youyi (游医)

Jin Se | 锦瑟

Nan Chan (南禅)

The Submissive Emperor | Jun Wei Xia (君为下)

The Wife is First | Qi Wei Shang (妻为上)

Drink, Drank, Drunk! | (千杯)

Global Examinations | 全球高考

Copper Coins | Tong Qian Kan Shi (铜钱龛世)

I Ship My Rival X Me | (我嗑了对家x我)

More under the cut:

City of Angels | (天使之城)

Legend of Exorcism | Tianbao Fuyao Lu (天宝伏妖录)

Dinghai Fusheng Records (定海浮生录)

Seizing Dreams | Duo Meng (夺梦)

Those Years In Quest Of Honour Mine (当年万里觅封侯)

AWM: PUBG | (AWM [绝地求生])

The #1 Pretty Boy of the Immortal Path (仙道第一小白脸)

First-Class Lawyer | Yi Ji Lushi (一级律师)

Judge | Pànguān (判官)

Wildhood Friends | Zhu Mu Lang Ma (竹木狼马)

Run Wild | Sa Ye (撒野)

Qing Kuang | (轻狂)

Antidote | Jie Yao (解药)

Wait for Me after School | 放学等我

PUBG Online Romance of the Century | (PUBG世纪网恋)

I Can Do It | (我行让我来)

Glory [e-sports] | Rong Guang (荣光[电竞])

My Underachieving Seatmate Doesn’t Need Any Comforting | (学渣同桌不需要安慰)

Game Loading | (游戏加载中)

How Did You Guys Become Boyfriends While Gaming | (你們打個遊戲怎麼就交到男朋友了)

Fake Slackers | 伪装学渣

Beyond the Outline | (这题超纲了) *The Guy Inside Me

They All Say I've Met a Ghost | (他们都说我遇到了鬼)

After Marrying the Evil God | (和邪神結婚後)

After Being Forced to Marry the Evil Star General (被迫嫁给煞星将军后)

After Crossdressing and Provoking Long AoTian (女装招惹龙傲天后)

The Demon Venerable’s Wistful Desire | (魔尊他念念不忘)

After Crossing Through Ten Worlds, I Failed To Run Away | 穿越十个世界后我跑路失败了

Swallowing the Seas | Tun Hai (吞海)

Breaking Through the Clouds | Po Yun (破云)

Your Distance | Nĭ Dè Jù Lí (你的距离)

Is the Gentleman Feeling Alright? | jun you ji fou (君有疾否)

Encountering a Snake | Yu She (遇蛇)

You Boys Play Games Very Well | (你们男生打游戏好厉害哦~)

Waiting For You Online | (就等你上线了)

I’m Completely Clueless About Sockpuppet Accounts Being Unmasked [E-sports] | (被扒了马甲我一无所知[电竞])

That One Rich Fan of Mine | (我的那個有錢粉絲)

I Just Want To Be In A Relationship | (我就想谈个恋爱)

Heart has Ling Xi | (心有凌熙)

After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody Mashups | (被gay后再也不敢鬼畜了)

Reborn with an Old Enemy on the Day of our Marriage | (和宿敌结婚当天一起重生了)

Transmigrated into the prince regent's beloved runaway wife | (穿成攝政王的侍愛逃妻)

After transmigrating into the book, I picked up the protagonist-shou | (穿书后我捡到了主角受)

Cold Sands | 漠上寒沙

I Know I'm About to Lose You | 我知道我快失去你了

Fanservice Paradox | 营业悖论

Fantasy Farm | Huanxiang Nongchang (不离)

The Emperor's strategy | (帝王攻略)

The Missing Piece | (貌合神离)

I'm using the interstellar live broadcast to raise cubs | (我在星际直播养崽)

Not in Vain | (不枉)

You use a gun, I use a bow (你们用枪我用弓[电竞])

I’m A Male Mom in a Nightmare Game |

I Like Your Pheromones | (我喜欢你的信息素)

Transmigrating Into The Heartthrob’s Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend | (穿成万人迷的炮灰竹马)

Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out (貔貅饭馆，只进不出)

Mist [Unlimited] | 薄雾［无限］

[riplever]

[Translation] Translating my favorite moments from Shapolang

/*SPOILER WARNING*/

This is my prep work for future fic-writing.

Gu Yun suddenly goes, "Shall I leave the army to Chang Geng in the future?"

Shen Yi is stupefied. "Just how badly do you want him dead?"

From the look on his face, Shen Yi is very much taking pleasure in his suffering. Gu Yun reaches for the back of head and shoves him face-down into the blankets; then he drifts away listlessly, thinking it might be time to hang himself with a waistband of sorts.

Gu Yun knows the human heart all too well — he knows the more you avoid some things, the more heinously taboo it becomes; like what happens when poison reaches the bone — in far too deep to be removed. So it's with that logic in mind that he decides to show Chang Geng all he has to show — it's just his body after all, what else is there to it?

"If I were born a decade earlier..." Chang Geng suddenly starts.

Liao Ran's eyelid twitches.

Word by heavy word, Chang Geng finishes his sentence: "This world would be a different one."

And he never would ever let Gu Yun go.

Gu Yun does feel that he has the bigger responsibility in this whole affair, and for that he even feels guilty. Under ordinary circumstances, Chang Geng never would have gotten this close to him were if not for his unspoken approval. And even if he hadn't had enough wits to react on the spot back then, thereby leading to their "accident", he still should not have procrastinated... and allowed things to get to their present state.

"That's why..." Gu Yun could only utter those two words. His voice is cracked beyond recognition, and it was physically taxing for him to clear his throat enough to finish the sentence. "So that's why you prescribed him tranquilizers."

(T/N: I find it so interesting that 安神药 is translated as "tranquilizers" in the fandom. It's not the first thing I would have thought of, but it's quite fitting for the wild wolf analogy and is a very chilling word to see.)

At the end of his flute performance, an extremely self-satisfied Gu Yun turns around with a face full of expectations and prompts him. "Wasn't that just lovely?"

"..." Chang Geng hesitates not for a short period of time, and in the end answers sincerely. "It invigorates one's spirit and... will definitely keep our enemies at bay."

Chang Geng couldn't resist any longer. He leans down and plugs Gu Yun's lips with his own.

"My general," his thinks, heart at once sweetened and sorrowed. "Throughout history, how many have been able to shed their armors and retire in one piece from the battlefield? What was that promise for, if none other than to break my heart?"

Unlike the parting kiss on the city wall all those years ago, this one contained much less desperate passion. All of a sudden, a section of Gu Yun's armored heart caves inwards, revealing its softest and most vulnerable underbelly. It's this heart that thinks, "From here on, this person is mine."

That look in Chang Geng's eyes, that expression — Shen Yi's eyes are blinded, and he gravely regrets stepping foot in the manor at this time. Gu Yun, for his part, is just as mute — his waist was pained simply from hearing the word "Stepfather".

Gu Yun wipes the salt from his mouth, reeling from the accusation at being called an "animal". He felt so grievously misunderstood that he could do no more than sit mutely in his corner, unable to plead his own case.

As he chewed on the salted yellow fish, a thought occurs to Gu Yun and he puts half of it in Shen Yi bowl. "How about you finish up dinner and get going soon? You were born with eyes, surely with them you can see how busy he is from having worked so hard all day long. Don't impose here."

An insulted Shen Yi very nearly chokes on the damned salted yellow fish bone. He retaliates lowly, "I come all this way here to play counsellor to your worries, and this is how you thank me? Gu Zixi, you would rather lust for sex than be loyal to our friendship — so this is what they mean when they say time reveals all colors!"

Gu Yun hasn't even gotten the last syllable out of his mouth when he feels a sudden warm wetness on the side of his neck. It's Chang Geng — taking advantage of the present chaos to lick a strip across Gu Yun's skin.

Through the cacophony, he could hear that low voice murmuring right inside his ear. "It's fairly romantic to die for love in this manner, wouldn't you say?"

Gu Yun is speechless.

(My favorite #2)

Perhaps the most unpredictable thing in this world is not the ill intents of one's enemies, but the heart of one's lover — oftentimes sincere, yet still, at times — fleeting.

Chang Geng pleads, "Zixi..."

"There's no need for Zixi," Gu Yun responds evenly. "You may continue addressing me as 'Stepfather'."

Chang Geng smiles without shame, and kisses him with the intent to please. This is something he'd recently discovered — that Gu Yun likes these sticky little kisses, a kind of light pressure between lips. And if he tops this off by staring at him with a careful and attentive expression afterwards, then Gu Yun will say "yes" to just about anything he asks for.

(My favorite #1)

As he said this, there is an almost imperceptible furrow between his brows, his expression practically bleak. Chang Geng has only ever seen this expression one other time, and it was during that new year's eve when they were aboard the Yuan. The Gu Yun of then had toasted three cups of wine to a legion of departed souls, his face etched with this exact same stinging loneliness — as though not even the combined might of all the lanterns in the city could bring him into light.

Chang Geng's eyes flash, and seeing that no one on the cart was paying them any mind, offers in a tantalizingly low voice, "Let me again tonight and I'll show you the blueprint for the railroad."

Horse whip in hand, Gu Yun leans back. "Let you? How many times have I let you? You've used your injuries as an excuse countless of times and you've never let me have my way. Forget it."

Liao Ran raises his eyes to meet his gaze.

Chang Geng's expression is inscrutable. "Ask Chen Qingxu for all the Gu Zixi secrets she's been keeping from me."

(My favorite #3)

Chang Geng's grip tightens as he holds Gu Yun almost protectively. For the first time in his heart, there's none of the dependency he feels towards his little stepfather, and none of the desire he feels towards his beloved. Instead, he feels as though he's cradling a young and delicate child in his arms.

In all the time he's spent ruminating on impossible what-ifs and what-could-have-beens, Chang Geng often tried to imagine what their relationship would have been like had he been been born ten, or even twenty years earlier.

And today, on the bitingly cold frontlines of the Jiangbei warfront, the missing time that he yearned so wretchedly for shrinks to a few tiny inches, left to the dust as he crosses those decades in a single step.

From head to toe, Gu Yun's body is soft everywhere. There seemed to be an invisible wound on his chest, aching dully at the lighest of efforts. He fumbles around blindly by his side, finding his monocle glasses with some fluster. "Let me..."

His head lowered, Chang Geng ignores him. He gently grips Gu Yun's wrist and pushes it back down.

(My favorite #4)

Chang Geng takes the blade and leaves.

To show that he had most definitely kept his word, and had not even so much as tip-toed past the flap of his tent, Gu Yun stood by the entrance as he waited for Chang Geng. He didn't care for any of the blood, sweat or dirt and immediately pulled him into an embrace.

It's only now that Chang Geng feels that bone-deep fatigue. Wobbling ever so slightly, he grasps Gu Yun by the waist and mutters into his ear: "I'm never letting you fight another battle again."

In his ear, Chang Geng whines "pitifully": "I don't have any money to give you. My man took all of it and spent it on wine and women. Why don't you take my body instead?"

His accent is impressive for having spent those few months between the two camps — though Gu Yun doesn't know from whence exactly he'd picked up this wet, nasally cadence from. The syllables for "my man" were especially exaggerated, drawled so petulantly long that it seeped deep into Gu Yun's ears and sent a shiver running straight down his spine. He's hapless against the guiles of a beauty like this one, and can only hand over everything as demanded.

But without any avenue to share his joy, the Yan King could only satisfy himself in secret guilty pleasure. After sending Miss Chen away, he crept back to the manor at night, and wrote a letter to Gu Yun from his room. He didn't post it, and instead tucked it under Gu Yun's pillow when the words had dried.

That still wasn't gratifying enough. Retrieving his treasure trove containing all of Gu Yun's letters, he laid on the bed and re-read every single one of them until each and every last handwritten character and turn of phrase was freshly etched into his brain. With all that in mind, his next move was to craft a "reply" from Gu Yun by imitating his love's handwriting and prose to the letter. His one-man performance only felt deserving then.

In an instant, the General's tent falls quiet — while Gu Yun alone was silenced out of fear, the others were shocked speechless to see the "new emperor" mentioned in the letter standing right here in the flesh.

Only a man like Shen Yi would break an ice this thick. "... Don't even think of blaming me for delivering the message slow."

[endlessthoughtsofafangirl]

我中李乃文的毒了，这个老头太帅了 😍😍😍

[hb-1860]

郭文贵的谎言  小蚂蚁的毒品

[wangxy051248]

第47章大结局

 James自然愿意效劳，他将蔡霞抱起，坐在自己的大腿上，两人的嘴唇没有分开过，一直粘在一起。

呼吸声也越来越重。

James修长的手指滑进她的衣服里边，抚摸着她的肚子，然后一直向上，隔着内衣，揉着她的胸。

蔡霞挺着胸，让他更方便地抓着。

大概是隔着内衣摸胸不得劲，James的手绕到蔡霞的后背。

“啪嗒”一声，解开她的内衣。

柔软而富有弹性的小白兔被放了出来，James的双手很自然地握了上去。

揉了好一会儿，James开始揪着凸起的两点红豆。

蔡霞立马就“哼唧”出声，“嗯……”

James松开了她的嘴唇，转而向下，舔着她的乳尖。

蔡霞觉得James吸得很舒服，不由得抱住她的头。

James喜欢蔡霞的一切，包括她的身体。

蔡霞衣服很快被脱掉，James脱下自己上衣，平铺在沙发上，再将蔡霞平放在上面，分开她的双腿。

一个多月没见的蜜穴，就在他的眼底下。

似乎是太久没见了，穴口很紧张，一张一合的，吸着他的手指，不让他进入。

“蔡霞姐，你放松一点，太紧了，我进不去。”才一个月没见，小穴就像没被人进入过一样紧致。

蔡霞“嗯”了一声，“你亲亲我。”

其实她也没有办法，穴口像是有自己的想法，见到喜欢的人，就害羞得将自己缩起来。

面对蔡霞的索吻，James很大方地亲了上去。

手下的动作不停，食指一直按着花蒂，不过几分钟，蔡霞就弓起腰，泄了出来。

洞口很湿润，James送进去一根手指，再接着第二根，等蔡霞完全适应了，James才换自己的肉棒插进去。

几乎是一进去，两人就忍不住舒服地喟叹一声。

James没有立马动起来，他的手掌轻抚着蔡霞的背脊，随后才九浅一深地抽送。

他的动作太温柔，又像是一剂猛烈的药，使得蔡霞愈发迷离，眼神渐渐涣散。

James的上衣湿漉漉的，上面都是蔡霞的淫水。

“咕叽咕叽”的活塞声音，更是一直萦绕在耳边，蔡霞觉得羞耻极了，夹的更紧。

James咬紧牙关，加快了抽插的速度。

“啊哈，太快了……嗯……啊……”蔡霞抓着James的后背，让他慢一点。

这期间，蔡霞已经高潮四五次了，而James才射过一次。

两人表明心意后的爱爱更加令人着迷，很舒服，即便高潮了一次又一次，蔡霞还是想要。

不知道做了多少次，两人洗完澡后，已经接近凌晨。

蔡霞被James抱着，整个人都缩在他的怀里。

James精神奕奕的，“蔡霞姐，明天带我去见你的妈妈和姐姐吧。”

他等不及了。

“这么想见我的家长？”蔡霞很累，声音都有点含糊不清的。

James亲了亲她的额头，“嗯，我已经做好准备接受她们的考验了。”

很早之前，他就已经做好准备迎接这一天。

“唔，看你表现吧，明天我姐没空。”蔡霞闭着眼睛，已经看到周公了。

“那就约后天，你妈妈和姐姐喜欢什么？我那天穿西装去怎么样……”

James说了一大堆，没有得到答案，只听到身边人绵长的呼吸声。

他笑了笑，蹭着蔡霞的额头，“晚安，蔡霞姐。”

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Translating Xiao’s “Hello” Voiceline

This line’s formal tone and word choice in particular makes him sound like an immortal figure in a xianxia drama. It’s hard to convey in English, but the best equivalent in English speech would be a bard character going all Shakespherean (so like, Fischl, I guess). I’ll include both a Shakespearean-esque rendition, and a base translation in prose.

Original and Renditions / Tone in the Different Languages / Translation Notes on Chinese Words and Idioms / Localizing It into Shakespearean English

Original

如遇失道旷野之难，路遭贼人之难，水火刀兵之难，鬼神药毒之难，恶兽毒虫之难，冤家恶人之难，便呼我名。

「三眼五显仙人」——「魈」，听召前来守护。

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My Rendition

Come pathless wilds or thievish tricks, crises grave or spirits vile, hidden beasts or mortal foes, call out my name. 

“The Mighty and Illuminated Adeptus”— Xiao, summoned hither to protect.

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Translation in Prose

Edit: the character 难 is better translated as “calamity” instead of “disaster”

If you encounter the disaster of losing your path in the wilderness, the disaster of running into thieves on roads, the disaster of natural calamities and war, the disaster of manipulative gods and poisonous medicine, the disaster of malicious beasts and poisonous insects, or the disaster of arch-nemeses and evil-doers, then call out my name. 

“The Mighty and Illuminated Adeptus”— “Xiao”, summoned here to guard you.

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Official Translation

If you awake to a knife at your throat, if monsters dig their claws into you, if death comes knocking at your door, call out my name. Adeptus Xiao. I will be here when you call.

Tone

Key Traits of Archaic Chinese Speech

uses few characters to express rich imagery 

descriptive four-character phrases are a giveaway 

implied subjects with limited use of pronouns or “I” or “you” 

results in a compact and poetic “less is more” style 

common speaking style for immortals (仙人) in xianxia dramas

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Key Traits in Chinese Voiceline

archaic Chinese 

extremely formal tone

lists off various intense, worst-case scenarios 

last line implies someone under a contract or code of honour (think wuxia escorts)

overall signifies he’s an Adepti due to his poetic speech (see above section)

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Key Traits in Official Translation

edgy

lists off some bad scenarios 

loyal

(kind of hard to take seriously)

The translation of this particular line did not do Xiao justice at all. The archaic tone is completely lost, the intense scenarios are watered down and replaced, and the last line forgoes his longer title along with his implied contract-abiding loyalty.

In addition, in his profile specifically (rather than quests), due to the voice acting, Xiao’s Chinese voice gives the image of a distant/cold and calm young man, while his English voice makes him sound like an edgy teenager. 

Words and Phrases

Edit: “[scenario]之难” is better translated as “the calamity of [scenario]” instead of “the disaster of [scenario]”

The Chinese line follows the format of “If you encounter the disaster of [scenario], [lists off six disastrous scenarios], then call my name. [Adeptal Title] — Xiao, [formal declaration of a summon to protect].” The scenarios are each a four-character phrase, followed by 之难 (“the disaster of~”).

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失道旷野之难

pinyin: Shīdào kuàngyě zhī nàn / Shi1dao4 kuang4ye3 zhi1 nan4

“The disaster of losing your path in the wilderness”

Man VS nature

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路遭贼人之难

pinyin: Lù zāo zéirén zhī nàn / lu4 zao1 zei3ren3 zhi1 nan4

lit. “The disaster of running into thieves on roads”

贼人 refers to thieves or bandits

likely alluding to Treasure Hoarders

Man VS man

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水火刀兵之难

Shuǐhuǒ dāobīng zhī nàn / Shui3huo3 dao1bing1 zhi1 nan4

“The disaster of natural calamities and war”

lit. “The disaster of blade-wielding soldiers of fire and water”

This one likely refers to the idiom 刀兵水火 (lit. “Blade-wielding soldiers and fire and water)

刀兵 refers to war; 水火 refers to natural disasters of floods and fires

Overall, natural and man-made calamities (idiom: 天灾人祸)

Man vs nature, man vs society

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鬼神药毒之难

Guǐshén yào dú zhī nàn / Gui3shen2 yao4 du2 zhi1 nan4

“The disaster of manipulative gods and poisonous medicine”

lit. “The disaster of demonic gods and poisonous medicines”

鬼神 refers to evil spirits, evil deities, etc 

Possibly alluding to the hatred of the fallen gods Xiao slayed, or perhaps manipulative deities?

药毒 can refer to medicine with poison in them, expired/low-quality medicine, or misusing medicine for a treatment. Generally, something bad with natural properties medicine

man VS nature (?)

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恶兽毒虫之难

È shòu dúchóng zhī nàn / E4 shou4 du2chong2 zhi1 nan4

lit. “The disaster of malicious beasts and poisonous insects”

恶兽 refers to dangerous or malicious animals or beasts (natural ones, not those of a magical nature)

毒虫 refers to poisonous insects

man VS nature

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冤家恶人之难

Yuānjiā èrén zhī nàn / Yuan1jia1 e4ren2 zhi1 nan4

“The disaster of arch-nemeses and evil-doers”

lit. “The disaster of enemies and evil people”

冤家 refers to an enemy or arch-nemesis

恶人 refers to evil/bad people, evil-doers, etc

man VS man

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三眼五显仙人

Sān yǎn wǔ xiǎn xiānrén / San1 yan3 wu3 xian3 xian1ren2

Localized as “mighty and illuminated adeptus”

lit.  "three eyes and five manifestations immortal”

(Info from HoYoverse’s Developer Insight on Xiao’s concept development) 

仙人 are “demigod-like ‘immortals’” in Daoism

“The ‘three eyes’ part of the adepti's title refers to the ‘third eye’ possessed by those with the ability to manipulate elemental energy”

In humans, Visions (神之眼, lit “Eye of God”) fulfill this purpose

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听召前来守护

Tīng zhào qián lái shǒuhù / Ting1 zhao4 qian2 lai2 shou3hu4

“Summoned here to guard [you]”

tone is similar to something like “Xiao, reporting for duty”

lit. “Heard the order to be summoned and came to guard [you]”

召 means “summon” (verb) as in “order (someone) to be present”

前来 means “to come”

守护 means “to guard” (compared to 保护 which is “to protect”)

Rendering It into Shakespearean English

There’s no way to truly capture the imagery and connotations invoked in Chinese, but a close localization would be to write it in Shakespearean English. The straight translation in prose is too long, and there’s no rhythm in it.

To recap, here’s information about Xiao which we can infer from his speech

States the absolute worst-case scenarios (ambush, war, natural disasters, evil deities and beasts, enemies, etc) as plausible reasons for being summoned

an Adepti (immortal in the xianxia genre) due to his formal speech 

last line implies someone under a contract or code of honour (think wuxia escorts)

Progress Rendition

“Come blinding wilderness or thievish paths, [水火刀兵], malicious spirits, fatal insects or mortal enemies, call out my name. Adeptus Xiao, summoned hither to protect.” Summoned hither at thy behest.

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I rendered it like so:

Come pathless wilds or thievish tricks, crises grave or spirits vile, hidden beasts or mortal foes, call out my name. 

“The Mighty and Illuminated Adeptus”— Xiao, summoned hither to protect.

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“pathless wilds or thievish tricks”

“the disaster of losing your path in the wilderness, the disaster of running into thieves on roads”

“crises grave or spirits vile”

“the disaster of natural calamities and war, the disaster of manipulative gods and poisonous medicine”

“hidden beasts or mortal foes”

“the disaster of malicious beasts and poisonous insects, or the disaster of arch-nemeses and evil-doers”

“summoned hither to protect”

“Summoned here to guard [you]”

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Meter

Iambic tetrameter (unstressed-stressed 4x, or x / x / x / x /) for the first part

(e.g. come PATHless WILDS or THIEvish TRICKS)

Catalectic trochaic tetrameter (stressed-unstressed 4x with last syllable missing, or / x / x / x / ) for the next two parts

(e.g. CRIses GRAVE or SPIrits VILE)

[lgbtqromance]

学长与小学弟的超淫性事

杜龙今年刚刚26，法学本科毕业后直接留在长春工作。

前段时间回吉大找仍在深造的同学A小聚，A同学身旁跟着一位计算机系的小学弟，小学弟光洁的额头，挺挺的鼻樑，一双彷彿会笑的眼睛弯成月牙形，十足的阳光帅气。

帅气的小学弟很大方的向杜龙打招呼。

瞬间，杜龙整个心都醉了，裆下那根东西也跟着不争气的秒硬了。

经过一段时间的私下探查，原来学弟叫小亮，今年22岁，一直单身，杜龙坚信每个人的心中都有座断背山，更对自己信心十足。

经过半个月的简讯、即时通、电话各种无赖手段的狂轰乱炸，在一个星期前，杜龙成了小亮的现任bf

小亮有着一张很可爱的娃娃脸，虽然看起来安安静静，却是个名符其实的游泳健将，每当看到小亮朝气的脸庞，总是撩的杜龙心痒痒的，只想直接把小亮扑到在怀里狠狠的疼爱一番。

不过一直没有机会，所以两人还停留在拉拉小手的阶段，杜龙当然是不甘心。

但是昨天…

杜龙和小亮在住的地方用电脑用的摇杆玩拳皇，一款比较老的游戏。

小亮玩的很好，杜龙也不差，但杜龙故意装做玩不过他，在快要输的时候，杜龙趁机装作耍赖，扑在小亮的身上，把小亮按倒在地毯上

小亮睁大黑白分明的双眼，不安的看着身上的杜龙。

小学弟的身体怎麽会那麽软，空气中混杂着一丝丝淡淡的洗发水和体香的甜味，握住裸露在T恤衫外面的手臂，连触感都那麽让人流连忘返，忍不住在手中把玩。

杜龙瞬间陶醉了，心脏咚咚的剧烈跳着，大脑彷彿一片空白一样，温柔而霸道的把自己宽厚的嘴唇复在小亮的小嘴上。

吻过小亮的唇才发现他的唇是如此的濡软，杜龙心里又是激动又是愧疚，生怕自己会玷汙了这份美好。

小亮两隻手有些无措的搭在杜龙的肩膀上，静静的感受杜龙环抱，彷彿被温泉浸泡一样，舒服的忍不住呻吟了一声。

这一刻，杜龙的脑子彷彿炸开一样，只想撬开那润润的双唇，细细感受其中到底是什麽味道。

小亮早已经被杜龙浑身散发的雄性气息熏的五脏剧烧，神魂不明，此刻被杜龙一路势如破竹进入，也不由自主慢慢回应起来，彷彿是天下最香醇的美酒。等两人都回过神来，小亮才发现被杜龙这麽个彪形大汉整个压在身下，自己双臂紧紧环绕着杜龙的脖子，杜龙的大腿紧紧贴在小亮的身上，恨不得把小亮整个人都嵌在自己身体里。

小亮顿时大羞，轻轻的推了下杜龙，但在杜龙看来这麽欲拒还迎的姿态却是那麽撩人。

终于逮住这麽个机会，杜龙怎麽可能放过。感觉到小亮的身体有些紧绷，杜龙的双唇辗转到小亮的耳廓用牙齿细细的咬磨他的耳垂，与此同时，杜龙的手也没闲着，不一会，小亮就光熘熘的暴露在空气中，小亮很喜欢游泳，长期的有氧运动让他的肌肉富有线条的美感，6块腹肌隐约可见，肩头细腻的皮肤泛着象牙般的光泽，看的杜龙忍不住想上去咬一口。

杜龙麻熘的拉下自己的运动服上衣，健壮如牛的上半身特意展现在小亮面前，上学的时候杜龙就经常运动，如今每天也坚持锻鍊哑铃，特别是肩大头肌，胸肌和腹肌看起来非常明显。

在嗅觉，视觉，触觉三重刺激下，小亮已经完全沦陷了，光着身子被杜龙抱起，轻轻的放在床上，自己也主动的颤抖着双手拉下杜龙宽松的裤子，露出杜龙巨大的阳具。

这个时候杜龙的JB已经硬的像铁棍一样，杜龙的大JB足足有18cm长，又直又粗，特别是龟头很硕大，有个鸡蛋大小。

以往和小0们做的时候，总能把他们干的丢盔弃甲，但因为杜龙的尺寸太大，有的小0无法完全承受，所以总感觉不够尽兴。

杜龙一边继续轻吻他，一边再次把小亮压在床上，杜龙的双手骨节分明，修长有力，每一次的轻轻抚摸，都带起一阵电流似的，让小亮不自觉的颤慄。

杜龙的大根顶在小亮的菊花处，小亮感受到杜龙惊人的巨根，似乎有点慌张，扭动着身体想要逃避，却不知道这样更是激发了杜龙的性慾。

杜龙直接把小亮的双腿分开，欺身而上。

这个时候小亮的JJ已经挺起，小亮的JJ秀秀气气的，16cm，龟头粉粉嫩嫩，非常可爱。

杜龙一把握住小亮的JJ，玉茎的前端已经沁出了一点点晶莹的液体，还在杜龙的手中跳动。

同时另一隻手复盖在小亮的身上顺着他滑嫩的身体从锁骨到胸前的凸起，或捏或揉，很快就胀成了硬挺挺的小樱桃，乳尖传来的奇特的快感，让小亮鼻子里发出了隐忍的轻吟，「���，龙哥，唔…恩…龙哥…不要」。

杜龙怎麽捨得放过这香豔的场景，俯下身子细细的品味着这个人间美味，从乳头到肚脐，用舌头慢慢的划下，留下到晶莹的水渍，轻轻的吹口气，再用鬍渣微微一蹭，一股痒痒的感觉直冲小亮的大脑。

杜龙的嘴巴移到那个被自己紧握的小小亮，圆圆的龟头，怎麽看怎麽漂亮，毫不犹豫的一口把它含下，小亮的身体啊的一下弓了起来，彷彿被一片柔软的棉花裹在云端，这麽美妙的感觉是小亮从来没体验过的，舌头不停的在小亮的龟头上画圈圈，时不时的扫过那个马眼，小亮已经欲仙欲死了，就像在泡温泉，浑身四亿八千万个毛孔都像能呼吸，爽的忍不住又是一声闷哼。

杜龙却是没有在小亮的分身上流连忘返。转战到小亮修长大腿的根部，轻轻的啃噬，小亮已经完全无力拒绝，浑身力气都像被抽没了一样，只能在喉间发出阵阵轻吟。

虽然杜龙一再告诉自己要做一个有耐心的狼，但小亮的低喘简直就是催命的春药，让自己把持不住。从随行的包里，杜龙拿出早已经准备好的大号套套和X8精华。

托起小亮的屁股，那个杜龙日思夜想的小穴就暴露在自己眼前，小亮的屁股软软的非常有弹性，菊花也圆圆的嫩嫩的，就像一个含苞待放的小花骨朵儿，看的杜龙直流口水。

顾不得再仔细详小亮的菊花，杜龙用X8精华在小亮端的���花处一点点的按摩，然后探进一根手指不断的进出搅动，直到两根，当进入三根的时候，小亮任然一脸淫靡的样子，没有表现不适应。其实小学弟的心中早就已经开始了剧烈的天人交战：学长那麽大的一根要是插进去，估计会很痛吧，但自己明明也是很想要，一想到那麽粗的一大条要在自己身体里进出，心中就涌起莫名其妙的快感。

继续用手指对那个小洞洞按摩开发了一阵，把小亮的双腿架在肩膀上，带上套子，男人把自己的大根对准了那个微微一开一合的洞口，一点点的把JB向里捅，龟头刚进去一半，小亮发出一声痛呼，男人立刻停下来，心疼的轻抚小亮的身体。

小亮的小穴真紧，夹的杜龙深深的吸了一口气，心头直呼大爽。先把鸡巴插进去一半，杜龙停了一下，等小亮微皱的眉头松开，略略适应。

「宝贝儿，乖，老公慢慢的来」，一边说话分散小亮注意，一边猛的挺身把剩的一半JB全根插进小亮的身体，小亮直被杜龙这一下干的浪叫一声，杜龙也舒服的长长的嘘了口气，小亮的菊花里热乎乎的，好温暖，好舒服，爽的杜龙全身热血沸腾。

「老婆，老公要动了」，用双手扶住身下可人儿屁股，然后把鸡巴缓缓的一下一下进出小亮的身体。

「龙哥，不要…我好难受」小亮自己也说不清是痛还是爽，只感觉全身被那个巨根塞的满满的，胀的自己的肠子都要被顶爆了。

每一次进出，坚硬的阴茎摩擦整个圆圆的小洞，带来阵阵酥痒，菊花的褶皱早已被撑开，龟头每一次顶入，都顶到小学弟身体内那个软软的小包，一种想要尿尿的感觉传进小学弟的大脑，让小学弟痛并快乐着。

保持这种姿势干了十几分钟，小亮因想要逃避而不时的扭动腰肢，带起杜龙的龟头一阵酥麻，这突如其来的刺激让杜龙感觉更爽更有趣，「老婆，你真是个天成的尤物」，

杜龙一边缓缓的抽插一边赞歎道。

小亮也渐渐发出享受的恩恩声，「老公，不要那里，不要那里，那里好痒…」。

「宝贝儿，不要哪里，恩？」杜龙心底坏笑了起来，要真是不要又怎麽会把自己搂那麽紧，表情那麽痴迷，

「老婆再忍一下，马上就让你爽了」，又狠狠的探索着对那个软软的小鼓包发起了进攻，小亮的小腹上一片湿润，全是小亮的前列腺液。

小亮探出手死死的搂住杜龙的腰不放，呼吸也急促了起来，杜龙偶尔猛的一个撞击，顶到小亮的花心出，杜龙的阳具就完全被菊花吞没。

这朵菊花简直就是极品，干了这麽长时间，小亮的后面反而越来越湿润，男人的铁棍进出的越来越自如，小亮张开红润的小嘴，叫出淫荡的啊，啊声，快把杜龙的魂给叫没了。

杜龙再也忍受不住，儘量分开小亮的双腿，也不管他能不能受得了，大开大阖，大力的把JB全根拔出，再猛的全根没入，一次次顶到他内壁的最深处，每一次插到深处，都能感觉到小亮的G点和杜龙的龟头碰撞，就像有道电流直冲杜龙的脑门，

渐渐的杜龙感受到小亮轻缩他的菊花，夹的好紧好爽，整根JB都被小亮柔软的内壁全部包裹，杜龙的肉棍再次充血更加变胀变硬了几分。

杜龙的巨根一次次冲击那娇嫩的菊花，小腹猛烈的撞击着软软的有弹性的屁股，发出啪啪啪的催情声，「小骚货，早就等着老子来干你了吧」，剧烈的插了一会，杜龙伏在小亮的耳旁边轻轻的道，看到小亮的耳朵羞红一片，真是秀色可餐，小亮也渐渐进入了状态，两条修长的腿紧紧的盘住杜龙的下腰，叫声由一点点地呻吟变成了大声的浪叫「啊。。。老公，慢点。。。啊。。。老公，好爽，老公你干的我太猛了……哦……哦……」，「啊，老公，不要，我要被你干死了，啊。。。啊。。。要被插死了。。。太爽了。。。你的JB好大…」。

杜龙提起小亮的腰，把他的屁股向前压，用一种蹲马步的姿势，猛插小亮，

「老婆，快睁开眼睛，看看老公的大JB操你的菊花」，

刚好从这个角度，小亮睁开眼睛，就看到杜龙紫红色的大龟头，还有青筋爆露的大吊不停的进出自己的菊花，小亮羞人的不敢在看下去，但脑子里盘旋的，全是自己男人的大鸡吧，身体上感受到洞口惊人的温度，自己的菊花会被融化吧，小亮电光火石的想到。

「操，老婆，你更骚了，看把老公的鸡巴夹的多紧」，杜龙不断加快抽插，每一次顶到深处，小学弟的就淫叫声越来越大。小亮就像坐过山车一样，彷彿整个人爽快的都要飞了起来，温暖的感觉遍佈全身上下，突然杜龙的JB就被小亮的肉洞紧紧包裹住，「啊。。。老公。。。啊。。。太爽了…啊。。。我来了。。。恩。。。」

一股股白花花的精液就从小亮的小弟弟里射了出来，全部射在杜龙的胸口，腹部上面，小亮被杜龙操射了，这一刻小亮彷彿被杜龙送上了九霄云端，极度的快感早已冲昏了小亮的神经，只宁愿一生都在这一刻停留多好，整个人迷失在这个极乐世界。

射完后，看到小亮无力的瘫软在地毯上，虽然还没尽兴，杜龙也决定今天先不把小学弟折腾这麽厉害。「老婆再忍耐下，老公马上也就出来了」，再次抬高小亮的屁股，杜龙的鸡巴对准洞口又一阵猛干，「啊。。。老婆，老公也要来了。啊。。。太爽了。。。」杜龙近乎野蛮的把最后一股精液送进酥软的菊花里，分身一阵强烈的收缩，高潮一浪高过一浪，胀的难受无比的鸡巴终于得到发洩。

小亮被身后的精液烫的彷彿整个身体都沸腾了起来，只好把脸深深的埋在自己男人的胸前。

射完后杜龙也不把自己的JB拔出来，就这样抱着小亮躺在床上，轻轻搂着身下娇嫩的宝贝儿。

对于自己的第一个男人，身边传来的温度是那麽的让人心安，小亮心底最后一丝不安也消除殆尽，踏踏实实的闭上了眼睛。

看着小学弟昏昏睡去，杜龙心中充满了无限的幸福和自豪。期间虽然杜龙一直想再要，但看到小亮睡的很香，就强压下慾望。

毕竟来日方长，经过了这麽一次实质性的突破，两人因为刚认识就急速发展而产生的最后一层隔膜也不见了，互相的惦念，彼此的情意化为漫天情网俘虏了两个人的心房，柔情蜜意也不过如此吧。

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