#〔 * 。ﾟ. ✧ ┊ starter ⤑ sonny. 〕

[thcophagy]

open to: anyone.

featuring: sonny bowen, twenty-three, bisexual, amateur thief.

plot: with a job at the local convenience store barely paying him enough to keep his shabby apartment, living off of scraps and that which he could steal while working, sonny has decided to start stealing from the rich folks who live in the well off part of the city. on his first attempt, your muse discovers him in their bedroom after he broke in, thinking they were away on vacation.

"s-sorry, i-i didn't- i thought you were-" he might've been a pretty crappy criminal, but sonny wasn't a total moron. he's miscalculated, made an assumption about what time they'd been home from their vacation and been terribly inaccurate, those were mistakes he couldn't change and could learn from in the future but in that moment, he knew that playing the snivelling, pathetic loser would buy him more sympathy points than if he let his frustration at the situation show. "i-i haven't taken anything- i swear" a fancy watch had been shoved into his bag mere seconds before he heard their bedroom door open, but what they didn't know wouldn't hurt them. a rich asshole like them could buy more watches, while for him he could pawn the fucker and hopefully get enough for groceries for the week. "p-please. i-i was just l-looking. i've n-never been in a house this n-nice before."

[snnydcys]

open birthday starter

birthday  or  not,  seemed  like  everyone  still  needed  her  to  do  something.  which  of  course  she  didn't  mind.  she  thrived  in  helping  others.  the  exhaustion  just  seemed  to  be  hitting  extra  hard  today.  “yeah,  okay,  i'll  be  there.”  hanging  up  the  phone,  she  let  out  a  breath  and  gave  herself  a  little  pep  talk,  “okay,  birthday  girl.  you  love  helping  others.  it's  going  to  be  okay.” 

[snnynatural]

"as  if  anyone  would  want  my  sloppy  seconds."

"as  if  anyone  would  want  you  to  keep  talking."

[whatevcr-us]

"I am the most powerful thing in winter!"

[cocained]

“can’t sleep, huh — do you wanna talk about it?”

[snnynaturalarchive]

"last  i  celebrated  this  day  with  someone,  i  got  cheated  on.  that  was  fun."

[gothwives]

closed: @persephonyed​ plot: sonny’s band is playing at a wedding and your muse is the bride/bridesmaid/sibling/mother/friend of the bride/groom who: sonny briggs, he/him, 24, guitarist

“huh?” attention diverted from the slice of cake he was attempting to snarf down in between sets, sonny glanced up at the stranger who’d just complimented him. “oh, thanks! we’ve never played one of these before... a wedding. can’t say i’ve ever even been to one, actually. i was afraid we’d be too loud, but folks seem to be digging it so far.”

[magicalflyingsubmarinetv]

"Uh... yeah, I totally remember doing that really important thing you asked me to do earlier... ," Sonny's voice drifted off, he kinda looked to the side, almost in thought, "Just so we're clear though, it was the............." he trailed off again.

[atvrvxia]

"DO YOU think i would be good to perform again? i mean... it's not... a bad injury, is it?" / @racylove

[daddydoddsjr]

SEND IN A NUMBER AND CHARACTER TO MY ASK BOX PLEASEEE

Festive Prompt List

“Is that mistletoe?”

“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”

“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”

“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”

“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”

“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”

“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on” 

“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”

“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”

“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”

“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”

“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“You’d make a really terrible Santa”

“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”

“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”

“You call this decorated?”

“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”

“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”

“It looks like Santa threw up here”

“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?” 

 “Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”

“Secret Santa is bullshit”

“Tell me what you want for Christmas”

“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”

“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”

“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”

“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”

“I got you a Christmas sweater!”

“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”

“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”

“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”

“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”

“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

"You really can’t cook, can you?”

“Who the hell turned off the oven?!” 

“This calls for eggnog” 

“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”

“Just how much eggnog have you had?”

“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”

“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”

“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”

“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”

“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”

“You made gingerbread zombies?”

“Step away from the cookies.”

“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”

“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?” 

[whitehartlane]

seen a couple of villa fans online being really impressed with how we went with a good side against city in the midweek and beat them and then went with a strong side today despite being fatigued and beat villa too even while losing some players to injury, thanks lads

[fuckinonions]

( @snnynatural ) — she  was  all  so  new  to  this  --  Abigail  hadn't  really  taught  her  how  to  do  any  of  this.  fuck,  she  actually  figured  that  she  wasn't  even  supposed  to  live  this  long  in  the  first  place.  but,  she'd  been  given  her  mind  back  and  she  was  in  full  control  of  her  own  body  and  mind.  a  small  victory,  at  least  that's  how  she  saw  it.  crystalline  eyes  looked  at  the  hunter  and  her  brows  perked  just  a  bit  as  she  looked  down  at  the  body.    SAMMY,  DON'T  PANIC.    ❝  it's  not  really  what  it  looks  like,  i  promise.  ❞  and  it  really  wasn't.  the  guy  had  crossed  a  line,  and  well..  play  STUPID  GAMES,  win  STUPID  PRIZES.

[snnydcys]

short open birthday starter

wearing  a  little  birthday  hat,  sonny  beamed  at  the  other,  “want  to  go  see  some  cows  with  me?”

[snnynatural]

tumblr really has been eating and delaying all my things throughout my blogs huh? WHAT GIVES??

[themonstersamongus]

Tag dump pt 2!

[snnydcysarch]

MAIN VERSE

she was just lectured by a nine year old brat and debating on putting coal in her stocking and saying it's from santa.