#【♞】 crack.

[demon-prosecuted]

"I'm sorry for booping you so much please don't be mad at me." He's looking at Miles like a pathetic wet cat.

DEEP SIGH.

Grabs the misting bottle from his shelf.

❝ Five second head start. Beginning now. ❞

[warriorslantern]

"...is it done?"

The serpent demon drew back at his tone, he had waited long enough for them to arrive. Their hesitation didn't do them any favors. His head turned, magenta eyes settling onto them and the box they held between their claws. But they were not handing it over, despite their trembling.

"...I...my reward..."

He clicked his tongue, slipping from the shadows and landing on the ground not far from the demon. "Give me the box, and you will have your gold." He lifted a claw, staring down at them.

"I want double," they stammered, pathetic in their attempts to hold this over him. "This took a lot of work to get." The warrior sighed, head falling to the side a little.

"How disappointing," he mused. "I thought you would be smarter than the rest."

He watched as the shadows impaled through the demon, as blood split across the ground. He picked up the fallen box, having no care for their garbled cries. Claws smoothly opened the wooden container, taking a look inside. Sitting upon soft velvet was a mask, colored golden and red. He snapped it shut, humming.

"Have your meal," he cooed to his shadows, leaving the facility.

[darkmissionary]

Hey guuuys (my Chivalric Coat of Fending makes loud clanking noise as I run toward my friend group like an anime girl) 

HOW ARE YOU ALL YOU GUYSSS ✧(🝦言🝦╬) (my DRK eyes glow red)

[wyvern-flames]

“And they said Uncle Byron was the eccentric one...”

[edgelord-dl6]

|| if birdy kills any of her or my muses let it be known that it’s because i showed her a gif of extremely caked up luigi shaking his ass

[retnu-a-h]

also chucks dion at him for the laffs

Go to horny jail (just because Dion’s pretty)

[brightblessed-aa]

@adenial said: im straight

"Don't care + didn't ask."

[incandescentia]

@caemthe

[m0rmnt]

jorah when dany talks kneeling for him: 👀

[incandescentia]

How big is that-

"Small. Leave me alone." Mic drops.

[demon-prosecuted]

❝ I can't believe I'm-- ❞ In love with ❝ --friends with this man. ❞

[ealdfrith]

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[wyvern-flames]

@painedprince replied to your post “He never knew steeds could be jealous of... other...”:

Ambrosia has much better manners!

​"That she does, yes... Maybe not a fuss, but she would definitely let out a saddened kweh..." Which would absolutely break his heart.

[warriorslantern]

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[retnu-a-h]

puts my clive in front of your clive. perfect

[corruptaxpoliticus]

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