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Ep. 5 - “Survivor: PEOPLE WHO FUCKING PLAY THEMSELVES” - Mitch

Conf #8 (Idk if you got #7 oh well) KAREN GOT ME FUCKED UP! She said we had the votes to get Stevie and yet here we are (Incase you didnt get #7 im worried about Jay Stevie Drew & Mitch in merge and i dont want to be fuckin wit that) and yet here we are I betrayed stevie for nothing and now I HAVE TO LIE ABOUT IT SOMEHOW!!!! HOPEFULLY HE JUST DOESNT SUSPECT IT

Brandon: Thank you guys for keeping me Me: literally no one besides me wanted to target you shut up I kind of get why Charlotte said it because like Madison voted for her so other people could have voted with her too but like Brandon didn't get a single vote and when I brought his name up was immediately shut down so like he literally was never a real target, there's no need to  thank us and make a big dumb spectacle

Hi, my name is Mitch McCombs and I'd love to be cast on Survivor: PEOPLE WHO FUCKING PLAY THEMSELVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CHALLENGE. I THOUGHT I COULD DO THE HARDEST PUZZLE AND GO TO EXILE AND GET ANOTHER CLUE. Not only did I look completely fucking thirsty for idol clues, I probably just made Jordan Pines hate my guts sldkdslkds Exile Island? NUT. I nutted in public. People think I'm needy as fuck for wanting to go to exile and be alone, Jordan Pines knows exactly why I wanted Exile too. Christ I haven't blown up my own game this badly since fucking NEVERLAND when I took a self vote on a tribe I didn't have majority on. I'm so fucking stupid lkdflkdfss I cannot believe I've just been ravaged by a DUCK of all animals Hopefully I can actually GET a clue so I can SAVE my dumb ASS. Honestly never sign me up for Tumblr Survivor because I'll just keep kicking my own ass

i knew the hosts weren't going to let me stay in the game much longer. i mean allison has me blocked THE HOST HAS ME BLOCKED. classy. where did I go wrong.. maybe i should have added some of their friends to my confessional chat? either way i didnt quit which i wanted to from the second i was added to the tribe chat. and i kept my integrity even thought the hosts lacked theirs. itll be funny to see which one of their friends win. 

Now I know I said I didn't have much faith in our tribe winning immunity last round but this time I REALLY don't have faith since all of us admitted to being shitty at puzzles. Specifically...slide puzzles. If we do go to tribal though, at least I do feel better about what will go down since I'm actually in an alliance now. Or, excuse me, TRUST CLUSTER. We got myself, Ash, Gage, Billy and Steffen! Ash asked me if I was okay with working with Steffen and I'm okay with it as long as he's okay with it and we had this conversation once we finally got our chat put together. [12:58:50 PM] Steffen Bøhn: Im us finally being in an alliance together [1:00:03 PM] Van: Turns out the year 2016 still has some plot twists lmao So, hey! I'm cool with this and if we got the majority then I don't have anything to worry about. I'd rather not vote Kevin out if we go to tribal, and I'd be a bit more inclined towards Ashley. We'll see. Now I'm just gonna hope that I don't get a slide puzzle. 

If I fuck up this challenge because I didn't bother communicating with my tribe about what puzzle I want to do because i already did puzzle 4 Im gonna scream

Conf #9: PUNPUN KAJDNFFKSDJF They fuckt up, but this is all stars and just cuz u fuck up a challenge doesnt mean u are going. We are for sure going to tribal but uhm wish me luck ill say that

oh GOODIE! So I get my wish and got a jigsaw puzzle for the immunity challenge! It was a bit tougher than I was hoping but it was good fun. Then about halfway through it, my fucking laptop crashes. I was honestly about ready to cry because I've already had a bad week and for it to end that way? Yeah, sounds about right. Granted, after my laptop came back to life, I went back to finish the puzzle and I wouldn't have beaten Sam anyway. She did that puzzle in like 30 minutes and it took me about 55 so, well, eep. ANYWAY, we lost the immunity challenge hardcore and we're off to tribal. Trust Clusterfuck is planning on voting for Gabriel, and the unnamed alliance of Ashley,  Rhea, Kevin, I assume Gabriel, and "Ash" (who's on our side) is voting for Steffen. Ash already shared the screenshot of them talking about it so hopefully everything goes smoothly and we have the majority to vote out Gabriel. Granted, I would've rather voted for Ashley but hey, that's life. And thankfully tomorrow I have my two finals here and then I'm more or less done with the semester! So if there's a clusterfuck of a tribal and we have to deal with the fallout of it, well, at least I'll have time to do that now as long as it's not me going tonight.

Ew so we're going to tribal and of course I probably have another huge target on my back because they probably think I have an idol or w.e so I wouldn't be surprised if I got votes but hopefully Steffen goes!!

So the first time I go to exile I'm a flop and never in my life I expected to get my ass mowed by a duck.

I'm not leaving tonight and that's well but I'llbe fucked if I know who is 

DEAR DIARY I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING WORSE THAN BEING IN AN ALLIANCE WITH BILLY BUT I GUESS ITS HAPPENING, I’m in bed with the literal devil and his friends, but hey, gonna make friends at least and if it keeps me in the game, Im good with it, so now what, I dunno but people are targeting Gabby and I’m fine, I just rather not die

i am so excited to watch what happens at the other tribes tribal tonight, i know that some shit has went down with steffen and billy since kanto and they both want each other dead. How do I know that? because before all stars both of them requested me for premades to help get the other out. Naturally I agreed to both alliances, cause lying is fun. Either way tonight they are on a tribe together that is going to tribal, and i am excited to see what happens

Confessional: ummmmmm holy shit? I just got to pick tribes and set myself up wonderfully in whatever position I decide to go with, and was able to solidify a core 3 between me Billy and ash, all while forming a secret alliance with Rhea? Iconique. Wellllll not for long unfortunately. Now that we're going to tribal council, I figured out how much Rhea is playing every angle of this game. I really wanted to work with her but I guess that can't happen now. She told me she wanted gabby out but now is telling others to vote steffen? I can't have that. I'm trying to flip the vote onto Rhea because that's just who I am and I hope everything works out? I hope she still loves me after this. Fun fact she was one of the very first people I ever met in this community (and Nathan Cooper WHY WASNT HE CASTED) and she showed how awesome everyone here is. She's one of the reasons I'm still here today and she honestly has had a humongous impact on the person I am today. Love you Rhea (heart)

This is so god damn messy. Ok so we have our alliance of me Gage and ash. Which is part of a bigger alliance of me, Gage, ash, van and steffen. I planted the seed to send steffen home because why would steffen and I be working together? So they want steffen. We want Gabby. Well Rhea comes to Gage and brings up Gabby. Then comes to me and said Gage did that to her Gage just flipped the vote to rhea and I'm honestly crying. Like wow it's hilarious. Powerpuffs are killing it and I'm so happy.

I'm supposed to make a confessional? Probably. Anyway Steffen's going home because Billy is petty, glad to know these are the type of people Im aligned with. I like Steffen, I really do, but I'm not making waves in the game just yet because honey he's unfortunately not important enough for my game. This alliance kinda blows though. Like, it doesn't even have a name. It makes us look like total...um, losers. And like, Im really loyal to like 1.5 of these people, which is Rhea and like half of Ash but I'm wary of ash because A: her name spells half of Ashley and B: she seems like part of ashley's crew. But um yeah. Ideally a good iconic alliance would be like...me, Gage, Rhea, and Van, but idk if Rhea's willingly to flip AGAIN so soon, so. I'm just gonna hope that I get reunited with Andrew again soon and we can start wrecking the game again. 

I don't know why but I suddenly feel compelled to be a nice person (I know, weird, why would anyone in the PI series want to be nice). So I'm voting Gabriel out of pity and if I get caught I'll just say lol I was splitting the vote for y'all just in case :3c Billy I support being petty but I also have a soul most times!!!! So

EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN GAME IS MAKING ME CRAZY!!! WHAT IS REAL, AND WHAT IS NOT?! I AM SO FRUSTRATED.... TRIBAL BETTER FUCKING GO MY WAY, OR ELSE I AM GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING FIT!