#《 🦈 ❓️ mysterious shark anon 》

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You should eat the onion labelled "T" !!!!!!!

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CHOMPING IT IMMEDIATELY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. OKAY.

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NUH UH NO YOU DONT!!!!!!!!!

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" ?!- "

" Are you guys fighting? "

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Coughs up a door, a refrigerator, a pair of sunglasses, some red twin drills, a microphone, a plastic burger, and a shit ton of whole onions

YOOOOOOO

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HEAVILY OOC

in reality miku would just be staring at you in silent disgust

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Miku!!1!!!!!!11!

I found this random drawing on the grass... It's you I'm pretty sure!! Look!!!!!!!!!! :0

https://i.postimg.cc/Qx5BV128/someone-s-miku-doodle.png

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Swiping the paper from their hand, Miku looks at the picture very carefully... you can see that her eyes grow wide, with sparkles visible in them as her smile expands...

" THIS IS AMAZING!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO DREW THIS??? I GOTTA GO COMPLEMENT THEM RIGHT AWAY!! "

She squeals, energized, bouncing on her skates. Her tail's wagging :}

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Gives you birthday cake with like 23 candles on top and it has a tiny Miku and Teto ontop as well

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" WOAHHHHH!!~ "

She gasps in surprise as the cake's given to her, admiring it's design- it even had a little version of herself and Teto on it, how cute!

" Thank you soooo much, Anon!! I better go show this to 'Sane right now! "

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Barfs on the floor(?)

Coughs out a soggy hat with tears and holes here and there

Uggwjsushqhqhhsjsuwhwh

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Snatching the hat immediately despite the gross texture (Ew...) and putting it straight back on @no-luck-no-hope's head.

" T-There, good as new! 💦 "

Miku smiles desperately, stepping back to see how Teto looks now... relatively the same except there's drool and holes staining the hair and hat respectively.

"Or maybe not... 💧 "

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Yo I accidentally ate this hat in my sleep uhhhhh

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" Dude- TETO'S GONNA KILL YOU ONCE SHE FINDS OUT IT'S GONE! YOU GOTTA REPLACE THAT THING! "

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Starts crying while holding a red hat witha smiley face on it itlooksfamiliar

I don't KNOW!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1

I just found it lying on the grass next to taht BALL you threw at me!!!!!! >:P

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" Erm... whoopsies! ^_^ "

She stifles a small laugh, but it's silenced by seeing that hat... hey, isn't that-

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Uhm uh uhhhhhh

Stuufffff...

(He looks suspicious...)

LISTEN THAT TAIL WAS MY PRIDE AND JOY AND NOW ITS GONE!!!

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" How can you not- "

" DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER HOW IT GOT CUT OFF?? "

Quickly slapping her hands over her mouth. She didn't mean to yell on purpose!

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I lost my TAILLLL!!!!1!1!1!1!1

AND IT HURTTTTSSSSSSS!!!!1!1!1!1

Rolls around on the floor while bleeding

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" HOW IN CRYPTON'S NAME DID YOU EVEN LOSE IT??? "

Miku cringes a little at seeing both the anon's tears and blood mix onto the ground like that... eugh, nauseating.

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Cries on the floor and makes a puddle

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" !!- "

" SHARKY ANON, ARE YOU OKAY?! "

Miku exclaims in distress, with both hands placed on her head.

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED I WAS GONE FOR LIKE THREE DAYS OR SMTH IDK?!?!??!

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" Well, then you've certainly missed a lot! Tons of crazy stuff happened! "

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Spawns in a red themed watch

You can have this ^^

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" Woah... for me? Thanks!! "

Miku grins, putting the watch on her wrist! Haha, it's red... just like Teto.

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MIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

YOU KNOW HOW 🦈❓ FOUND A DRAWING OF YOU

YEAH WELL UHHH

THROWS PAPER AT YOU!!!!

https://i.postimg.cc/ZKF3Wdgh/someone-s-teto-doodle.png

It hits her comically in the face. Groaning in annoyance, she takes it off, only to see...

" NO WAY, IT'S TETO!! "

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" That anon is so dead... "

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Uhhh Miku you might wanna check on Teto...

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" IS SHE OKAY??? WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? "