#。talk

[sickned]

blogs r always like “i have 60 followers i know its not a lot but!” no dude, thats great and im happy for u, like imagine 60 people running at you with full speed. thats how many people cared to follow ur blog because they enjoy what you post so keep posting!!

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[vamprisms]

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

[tolerateit]

[pauls-mescal]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[mangosteen]

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[bird-prince-art]

friend made my birthday cake

[happybunnykat]

"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."

[spiribia]

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[gaydelgard]

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car