#⸻ ❛﹙𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐍𝐎. ` : out of character﹚

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if noir is from the 1930s does that mean Miguel stole from a senior???? That's a crime right????

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OK,,, BUT THIS SHOT.

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Oh golly I've missed a lot, huh? The server is gone and most folks have moved onto another franchise. I hope everyone is okay!

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Y'all think this is a joke? I have had conversations about Noir and Ham. Jokes on y'all.

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icon test bros.

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*poses in black and white* mornin' gremlins. I am awake!

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You just can't tell me that Noir didn't think about how Peni was doing; her daily life, her education and if she was making friends. We didn't see all of Team-B's character development with each other but they seem pretty tight like Team-A. So if they never address it in the third film, wouldn't y'all agree that Noir would notice that Peni's canon event has happened considering how exhausted she looks? She has her mech from the comics. So that means she's lost her friend and her aunt May.

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THE ALMOST KISS. you're unsure about things, always hesitating. why is that? maybe there's something to lose for you, but maybe ( just maybe ) the risk is worth it. you're the moment when the main characters lean in, lips parted and almost touching but it's not the actual kiss everyone loves, it's the anticipation. when they look into each other's eyes before their lids flutter close. and there's a lot of frustration when things are interrupted. trust me though, you're a lot more memorable than the actual kiss. you're nervous, but at the end of the day all you want is to be loved. WHAT SOFT ROMANCE CLICHE ARE YOU?

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i mentioned shrek in the server and this happened im

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me: i bet y'all just wanna see peter/mj sm*t on the dash everyone in the server: yes pls

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noir's father figure got eaten by the vulture happy father's day -

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Don't mean to disturb the Spider Society but Noir has prescription goggles because this man literally wears glasses outside of the costume.

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Jokes and taunts aside, Noir isn't out to be Miguel's enemy. To him the man is that one friend who needs to be tended to a lot with patience because they're fragile ; in the sense of having faced the trauma of losing a part of themselves and their universe. Noir can relate because his universe is quite possibly one of the cruelest in the canon and he's seen his own universe become corrupt too. Sure, his Earth still exists but it's dying because of the people who are running it. The big leagues that are supposed to be protecting people but they aren't. So even if he doesn't agree with a lot of Miguel's practices, Noir knows that Dark Garfield just needs help and therapy.

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noir, when someone tries to romance option him other than his one true love mj:

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Going on a hiatus. Not a fan of drama even if it's just happening around me. Take care guys.

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I know I can make icons but I am a slow and easily distracted person.