#❪ josefina & sydney. ❫ : interactions. ❞

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     “ BULLSHIT ! ” JOSEFINA PRACTICALLY SHOUTS THE word, some of her drink sloshing out of her cup as she accentuates her point by throws her hands up in the air dramatically. “ that is such bullshit. my favorite dildo is almost your size and i take it every night, just fine, thank you very much. ” actually, her dildo is a few inches smaller than sydney, but that’s neither here nor there. placing her glass onto the coffee table, she gestures animatedly at the other woman. “ well then. whip it out. because if you think you can say shit like that and get away with it, you’re sorely mistaken. ” she crosses her hands over her chest, rolling her eyes to the celling. “ and get your phone ready. i want proof. ”

"oh, i didn't say it would never work because it wouldn't be fun," sydney clarified. she sipped at her own glass to help hide her smile, though it easily showed in her eyes. with the alcohol flowing, the ideas were, too, and the night was definitely taking an interesting new turn. "i said that because you're, fucking, you know—" the tall blonde waved generally at josefina. "tiny, and my dick, on the other hand, is fucking huge." she shrugged casually, as if the matter were settled and she weren't in fact laying down a teasing challenge for her roommate. "how are we supposed to make homemade porn when it wouldn't even fit in you?"