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betty & jughead - ultimate ship meme

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME! || @nghtmarish

General:

How long will they last? - fucking forever. i sob. my endgame

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - omg instant chemistry between them. they definitely fell fast and hard for each other.

How was their first kiss? - beautiful, romantic -- rough around the edges but in the best of ways. like they've been waiting all their life for something real.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - jug would have proposed to betty. remember ? he had her dream house made just for her, and plus, that's where he would propose to her.

Who is the best man/men? - well in any other verse it would be archie. but my serpent!jug best man would be toni. LMAO

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - veronica/archie LMAO !

Who did the most planning? - betty did of course ! :)

Who stressed the most? - betty since she's planning their wedding, it's a lot to take in.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - good question ? would betty and her parents have a good relationship if she's with jughead ?

Sex:

Who is on top? - jughead, all the way. but sweet betty has her moments i believe.

Who is the one to instigate things? - jughead from time to time. but shocker, so does betty !

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - there are days they can go for hours when not busy, and we also have the days where they have to rush, which is exciting for them.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - hell to the yeah, they def live to please each other and make the other see stars tbh.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - i wanna say 3 for them.

How many children will they adopt? - probably none tbh. idk.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - honestly both. jughead def helps with the parenting part in diapers. being a grown ass mn who is a leader to a gang can handle anything.

Who is the stricter parent? - jughead for sure would be.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - betty would of course. cause lbr, she can tame her kids into being chill we hope.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - betty. for all of them, she even packs one for jug. LMAO.

Who is the more loved parent? - betty. don't get me wrong they love jughead, but betty is softer.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? betty, listen don't let jug even DARE go there.

Who cried the most at graduation? - betty would. she's such a baby. but jug would have such a sweet boyish smile.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law?- jughead for sure, hell him being part of the gang, and also having crooked cops on his side would def get the kids off easy.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - betty does for sure. jughead just lives day by day to eat her yummy food.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - hmm maybe betty ? cause jughead eats whatever without issue. just not bad food.

Who does the grocery shopping? -betty does, cause jughead would be too busy running the gangs.

How often do they bake desserts? - often. betty makes it a lot okay. she is a baker at heart.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - betty seems more of a salad eater, while jug loves himself some meat all the damn way.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - jughead can def surprise betty when he's being openly sweet. and lbr he's always so sweet with her. she brings out his soft side for sure.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - betty would whens he doesn't want to cook i feel.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - neither of them !

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - betty does

Who is really against chores? -lbr jughead. he never really had much to clean since he lived in a tiny ass trailer, but him and betty moving into a house together and now he's gotta do some sweeping like huh ?

Who cleans up after the pets? - jughead would.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - also jughead cause LMAO....betty don't gotta know, but lbr she's gonna find out. cause she notices all the little details.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -betty would. and would want to make everything perfect for her friends or even when some of jughead's close serpent pals come over.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - betty and also in jughead's dirty pants when she went through the pockets and now it's hers ! all the money !

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - i wanna say betty. jughead legit hates baths, and also takes quick showers cause since he's been part of a gang, you don't really get to enjoy sleep, peace or showers without the feeling of someone always coming after you.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - betty would and we love.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ugh betty does it for all the damn holidays. even the ones that are not like something HUGE, to betty she gives it meaning.

What are their goals for the relationship? - be happy, fill the house with love.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Betty is a morning person, and the Jug is a night and morning person. so none.

Who plays the most pranks? - none of them

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