#❤️‍🔥—HEY [KENTAROU] BABY!

[mdmakki]

PICKING UP DRUNK HQ BOYS!!

line up: matsukawa issei, kyotani kentarou, aran ojiro, iwaizumi hajime

warnings: alcohol consumption(by the boys), fluff, slight swearing, smoking(issei's).

things to know: set in timeskip!

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ISSEI stood outside the booming bar alone-his friends either still inside or doing business in a bush a few feet away- with his half empty glass of vodka and coke, makki's malibu and coke in the other and a lit cigarette between his slightly chapped lips. he tried to focus on the message you had sent him but those 4 shots were really getting to him now. just as he brought the phone closer to his face he heard a voice that made his ears perk. "issei! what are you doing? i told you to get in the car 5 minutes ago, i've been watching you stand there like an idiot for ages." the tan male can't help but chuckle for no real reason when he sees you stomping over to him. "my bad hunny bun," he starts with his infamous smirk and a stumble in his step as he walks towards you, "i was waiting for our lover, you see" issei tells you while his arms fall onto your shoulders, pulling you to his chest. "our lover? do i even need to ask who that i-" "oh loverbirds~! i hope you didn't forget about me!" how could you ever forget that voice. turning to face "your' lover, you see -an even drunker than issei- makki falling towards you two while trying to buckle his belt. "of course we didn't forget you baby!" your boyfriend pulls you to his best friend enveloping you all in a group hug. "you should've joined us (y/n), we got fucked up!" you could smell the pure alcohol as hanamaki yelled in your ear. "well how about you both join me in the car, yeah?" "whoop afterparty!" the pink haired one shouts. "ooh car sexy time" the darker haired one mumbles.

KYOTANI usually only went to the bar if you were by his side, but somehow he got roped into a boys night with the old seijoh team and had a few or more than he anticipated. "uhh, b-baby?" he stuttered with a fake confidence. “ken? what is it? wait, are you still not home?" hearing your groogy voice tern stern was exactly what kentarou was afraid of. many people thing the big bad mad dog has worn the pants in your long term relationship, but ever since your younger years it's like you've had him on a leash, obeying your every command and backing away from trouble with a call of his name. "oh um, yeah i am. the boys, th-they i mean, we kinda got carried away." the silence was nearly louder than the music he's been surrounded by all night. "ken, do you know what time it is, my love?" you ask softly. “it's, it is uh-“like a trained puppy he pulled the phone away from his ear to see the time flash at him, making the colour drain from his face. "oh, it is 2:45 am," he heard you hum and some shuffling in the background. "and are you calling me to come pick you up at 2:45 in the morning?" kyotani found himself chucking to try break the ice, something his sober self would face palm at while watching himself. "whaaat, not at all heh, i was just calling to saayy. that i, love you a whole bunch and would love to see your pretty face right now" deafening silence again. "mmhh, i'll be there in 10 minutes, okay?" "yes ma'am"

ARAN always made sure you got into your bed safe and cleaned up with a glass of water on your bedside table every time you went out and drank a bit too much. oh how the tables have turned on your lover. he was currently in the passenger seat of your car giggling to himself~just after hanging out the window to wave goodbye to the twins and suna- the radio playing whatever you had on. "you okay over there?" you asked after getting a glimmer of his head falling limp, maybe he fell asl-" "i'm doing great babe! never been better!" definitely not getting to sleep anytime soon. the rest of the drive consisted of aran's hand dancing along your thigh and then moving to "groove' with the rest of his body as he sung along to "dance wiv me by dizzie rascal' once you got him out of the car and carried him in the door and straight to your bed, you moved to get him out of his sweaty clothes. "ohhh 'scuse me, didn't know this is what we're doing" your boyfriend wiggled his brows while smirking at you above him. "it's not what we're doing sweetheart, i'm not letting you sleep in those sweaty clothes in my fresh sheets" you told him with a kiss to his warm cheek and continued to unbutton his shirt, strip him of his jeans and put a pair of shorts up his legs. you thought he was rather quite during the routine so when you looked up to hear snoring you were more than suprised. you were rather confused on where you were gonna sleep as aran was sideways taking up the whole bed.

IWAIZUMI was usually the designated driver every time him and the boys went out, so tonight, as any one would, he decided to let loose for once. not the best decision he's made. as it's now turning 3 in the morning and mattsun and oikawa are either side of your usually level headed boyfriend—who was now looking like a corpse—trying to haul him into your car. "we had to get him home, he tried to fight some chicks boyfriend cause he thought they were you," mattsun explained while huffing. "ah i see, was she at least good looking?" waiting for an answer oikawa chimes in; "eh i'd hit it» "oh well then that's oka-" "with the lights off, and covers on." the three of you stand while you and mattsun stare at oikawa with a shared expression. "what?! they asked for an input and i gave it" oikawa huffed with a pout. "well anyway, i think me and the party animal should get going." telling the two as you circle the car to the driver side. "yep good idea, now we gotta haul a cab for strawberry shortcake over here." was the last hajime heard until he started grumbling from the couch you left him at in your living room."(y/n)? where ar- where are you?' iwa could barely understand himself but he kept calling out for you until he seen your figure enter the room with his favourite water bottle and a pair of sweatpants. "well hello my sleeping beauty, how's that head feeling?" all he could do was muffle out a response before trying to free himself from last nights clothes that he ended up sleeping in. "how come i didn't even get changed or go to our room last night?" his confusion only made you laugh into your palm. "well maybe because you thought i, first, was a burglar trying to steal your clothes, and then second, you thought that i was some other girl and the boys put you in the wrong car as a prank, so you wouldn't leave the couch until you passed out again." when you finally finished what soundedlike a shit show of a night hajime's face was in his hands and you could barely make out his response. “never, ever let me drink, ever a- fucking-gain."