#❤️[tír na nÓg]

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My f/os rn (Im the tennis ball)

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Hello!!

It is Wednesday morning here in Tír na nÓg.

I don’t know where you are so I don’t know when it is with you, but even outside of time and space I will wreathe you in fairy dust and keep you safe in beautiful dreams of boys burying their heads in your bosom as you play with their hair!

With love,

From

Your Fairy Godmother ✨

You literally make my heart sing, babydoll 😘 Always making me so soft with these messages! They mean the world to me, so thank you so much! ❤️

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I actually did it 👉👈 this is my s/i in her L/istener and H/arbinger forms

**ignore that my stupid ass added an extra r in harbinger

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I want to write about my werewolf boyfriend but oughhhh WHAT!?!? All I have are these random thoughts

-I think him and his brother hunt the talos guy for sport in their beast forms (or did when they were younger, prob not so much now). They don't ever seriously harm him, just scare the shit out of him so he shuts up for a few days.

-lactose intolerant lmao. Idk something about this guy makes me think cheese makes his tummy hurt

-can do all sorts of crazy complicated plaits and braids for leatherworking. Dude totally has some crazy looking leather braids on the grip of his sword.

-he likes helping Tilma make the bread. Idk he just likes it. Also means he gets the first bite.

-wants to raise rabbits so bad but given his line of work, that probably wont happen. Settles for feeding the wild ones outside whitrun

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I'm considering restarting s/kryim just so I can marry Farkas again 👉👈 my old character is meant for Cicero, I think he deserves a new one

(also so I don't take the Blades storyline. I had no idea I could just NOT, and now Im sad. Im sorry dragos!!!)

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Part 1/2 of How my mother would rate my f/os if I brought them home based on our convos:

Ver g il-

7/10

This guy is basically already part of the family. Sometimes he does shit she doesn't like, but overall she sees him as a poor baby that needs help.

Wrecker-

10/10

Himbos rate high with my mom lmao. Finally, her specialized skill set of only being able to cook for a small army comes in handy. She's pretty sure the dude's got no thoughts in his head, but that's perfectly fine because she just needs him to get the tea off the top shelf for her (my mom is like 4'10 istg)

Cic.ero-

6/10

He's very cute, but sometimes he says the most concerning shit like it's normal lolol. Also doesn't like that he walks super quiet or when he whistles because it creeps her out.

Far.kas-

10/10

Like I said, himbos have an unfair advantage. Blacksmithing, hunts his own meat, knows how to smoke it, AND he's clearly smitten? Amazing, no notes. He brings her pelts and bones and she's fucking THRILLED. He gave her elk antlers as a gift one year, and the two spent a whole day cutting them into little runes and then Farkas put a little iron border around them.

Aiza.wa-

8/10

Good job, good with kids, super introverted, plus he loves cats, these two get along pretty well. Mom totally disagrees with the overall ideology of UA, though, because it's basically making child soldiers. Sho explains (after quite a few drinks) his whole idea of wanting to make sure he can help as many kids as he can because they're going to go into this awful line of work anyway and my mom straight up starts drunk crying. (Based on true events lol)

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Currently being bounced between two men with long hair

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I’m going to hell fr

I put too much batter in my pancake maker and a bunch spilled out the side+ all over the counter. Tell me why my half asleep ass said

Me and my

✨werewolf boyfriend✨

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Yall I am literally howling with laughter right now. My voice is hoarse, I’m absolutely dead. My mom doesn’t know I selfship okay? I think she’s pretty well figured out that I am more often attracted to fictional people than real ones, but I’ve never told her about any of it.

That being said. I made a comment earlier about “my sk.y.rim husband” and tell me why my momma said “I have taught you well. Farkas is sweet boy, he sounds like a good husband. I always wanted to adopt him and his brother.” LMAO MA’AM THATS A FULLY GROWN MAN WDYM ADOPT

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*sigh* new blorbo in the open tabs… now I gotta find tags for him

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The ship dynamic of "who removes the spiders in the relationship" doesn't work for me and Farkas because we both scream like a couple of little girls until Vilkas or Aela get fed up and take care of it themselves.

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First date w Farkas and he has zero idea how a date should go so he just drags me to the inn for music and drinks (where his brothers&sisters can't make fun of him)

2 drinks in and now his (vegetarian) date is fist fighting the bard for harassing the vegetable seller.

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Have I shown you guys my fave picture of my husband yet? Here it is just in case (taken after curing his lycanthropy) (sobs in monsterf*cker)

Bro is just chilling INSIDE the wall?????

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Welp that's going in farkas' playlist, thanks

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Rewriting my little personal fic. There is no dragon born in it for two reasons:

1: because I dont wanna do any of that shit myself (or make my s/i that) lol

2: Everyone firmly believes that f.arkas is dragon born/PC-sexual. I get it, but it's best we dont give "competition" to someone who can and would cast a light spell at 500x strength and effectively vaporize every other organic thing in the area. Luce, come get your damn niece, she's foaming at the mouth again.

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I stayed up late editing some things in my farkas journal 🥹 past me, I forgot about writing all this but DAMN it's good