#❤️ kaede speaks 🎹

[dissonantaki]

Okay okay. Thank you. Your so pretty and epic and cool! Have a great day!

“...oh! Um— thanks! That’s sweet of you, I’ll make sure to have a great day just for you, alright? And if I don’t, I’ll know who to blame~!”

[dissonantaki]

Kaede knew exactly who this was, and it certainly wasn’t Junko Enoshima. She was... honestly kind of relieved about that, though— the last time she’d seen her, it felt like she’d been a completely different person. She was honestly embarrassed by how much she’d fangirled over her last time— thank god she was different now. “It’s nice to meet you, Junko!” she smiled, deciding not to point out anything that could easily be left unsaid. “I’m Kaede Akamatsu, the Ultimate Pianist! An Ultimate Despair, too, but I think I’ve grown away from that title by now...”

A Stylish Promo

"Stupid thing.. start working or-!" A feminine voice growled in fustration. After two bangs on the screen, it seemed to spark to life, causing a small gasp to come from the one on the screen. She wasn't expecting it to turn on so suddenly. She was quick to compose herself however, positioning herself in front the camera.

"Hiii~!" She chirped in a sing-song voice, durastically different from the fustration heard before. "I'm Junko Enoshima, ultimate fashionista. Charmed, I'm sure." She introduced with a smirk, before her smile dropped, twirling her hair.

"I'm practically dying from how bored I am. I think I have boredom disease! So I guess I could use a promo. Don't dissapoint me."

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[dissonantaki]

I love ya, Kaede! You're my best friend!

“...what were you expecting to accomplish with this? Making me upset? There’s no other reason you would have used that color. I’ll give you this one strike, but that’s it. Joking about the Shuichi from my game like this is not okay. I won’t tolerate it past this point. Like the other person... is there seriously nothing you could have been doing other than imitating my dead friend?”

[dissonantaki]

May I feed Yuki a smol piece of fish?

“Go ahead! She’s been a good girl lately, I think she deserves a treat,” Kaede agreed, nodding.

From behind Kaede, Yuki noticeably perked up at her name and the mention of the work ‘treat’.

[dissonantaki]

Assuming Rantaro did want to kiss you for whatever reason, would you want to do it?

“...why are you so invested in this, huh? Rantaro is dead. This situation is never going to present itself. Why are you bending over backwards to figure out a hypothetical situation where we’d kiss?”

[dissonantaki]

Look Around You, And All You Will See Are People The World Would Be Better Off Without. This World Is Rotten, And Those Who Are Making It Rot Deserve To Die. In which case, murder is the answer.

“Woah, okay, chill out, edgelord. Do you need to sit down? Drink some water, maybe? Sorry if you came here for someone to agree with you, but I’m sort of trying to leave the murder-y part of myself behind. For the most part, at least.”

[dissonantaki]

*Pets Yuki*

You know, they say pets are a lot like their owners. And Yuki is adorable!

“Aww, I know! Thank you so much! It runs in the family,” Kaede joked, smiling brightly. Meanwhile, Yuki loudly purred, pushing her head into your hand eagerly.

[dissonantaki]

Would you kiss Rantaro be honest-

“Is that really the question you want to be asking here? Regardless of what my answer is, would Rantaro even want to kiss me in the first place? Probably not. I killed him. I know he seemed kind of understanding of my situation when you guys revived him and all, but... yeah, probably not.”

[dissonantaki]

“Oh! Hi, Monaca! It’s nice to meet you!” Kaede greeted brightly, wondering how the younger girl knew Junko. Was ‘Big Sis’ a nickname? She didn’t know of Junko having any siblings besides Mukuro. “I’m Kaede Akamatsu, Ultimate Pianist and an Ultimate Despair! I think it’s great that you already have a talent at such a young age!”

Hello! Monica's name is Monica! Monica's so glad to meet you! Meow!" The young girl introduced cheerily, smiling up at you from her wheelchair and swaying side to side as she did, giving away that she was very childish in nature. "Monica is also known as 'Lil Ultimate Homeroom! Monica heard a bunch of the high school ultimates were on here, so she thought she should join them!"

"Could you do Monica a teensie favor and give Monica a promotion? She hopes to find Big Sis Junko on here!"

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[dissonantaki]

hey did u know that theres a bird called the TUFTED TIT TYRANT?

no im not kidding

“Would’ve loved to have been in the room with the scientists who made that decision. They seem like pretty cool guys,“ Kaede laughed.

[dissonantaki]

onion

“...does the other Kaede somehow know what this means? It seems pretty meaningless to me. Whatever, I’ll be fine not knowing why you decided to send in the word onion. I’ll live,” she scoffed, rolling her eyes.

[dissonantaki]

Ma’am. Ma’am can we have a moment of your time?

“Huh? I mean... yeah, I guess. Little hesitant to say yes before I know what you guys are planning on doing, but I guess I’m not exactly doing anything else. What’s up?”

[dissonantaki]

Uh oh I sure hope I don't get ruh rohed by my dear friend Kaede that would be a shame

“...I just said murder is almost never the answer, and then you go straight ahead and try to push my buttons. Seriously? This is really the best use of your time? Harassing me over my dead friend and trying to imitate him? Grow the hell up,” she scoffed.

[dissonantaki]

I hate chips that are 90% air. Why sell them? It's air, only air. I will kill those who think it's okay to sell products that are only 10% the product.

“Okay, uh... pro-tip? Murder probably isn’t the answer. In like... most situations. I’ve killed people before. You don’t want to do that for a bag of chips. Trust me.”

[dissonantaki]

This reminds me of you https://youtu.be/nxolGxgsv-M

“...”

“...okay, that was just weird. Plus, I’m not even a lesbian. What part of that video made you think of me? Actually, maybe, scratch that. I’m not sure I want to know.”

[dissonantaki]

wear shuichi's hat or die

“Guess I’ll die, then,” Kaede joked, laughing a bit. “I don’t have his hat. One of you gave it to me temporarily once and that was it. Plus, i don’t want to bother him.”