#❤️ kaede speaks 🎹

[dissonantaki]

Okay okay. Thank you. Your so pretty and epic and cool! Have a great day!

“...oh! Um— thanks! That’s sweet of you, I’ll make sure to have a great day just for you, alright? And if I don’t, I’ll know who to blame~!”

[dissonantaki]

Ma’am. Ma’am can we have a moment of your time?

“Huh? I mean... yeah, I guess. Little hesitant to say yes before I know what you guys are planning on doing, but I guess I’m not exactly doing anything else. What’s up?”

[dissonantaki]

May I feed Yuki a smol piece of fish?

“Go ahead! She’s been a good girl lately, I think she deserves a treat,” Kaede agreed, nodding.

From behind Kaede, Yuki noticeably perked up at her name and the mention of the work ‘treat’.

[dissonantaki]

Assuming Rantaro did want to kiss you for whatever reason, would you want to do it?

“...why are you so invested in this, huh? Rantaro is dead. This situation is never going to present itself. Why are you bending over backwards to figure out a hypothetical situation where we’d kiss?”

[dissonantaki]

Look Around You, And All You Will See Are People The World Would Be Better Off Without. This World Is Rotten, And Those Who Are Making It Rot Deserve To Die. In which case, murder is the answer.

“Woah, okay, chill out, edgelord. Do you need to sit down? Drink some water, maybe? Sorry if you came here for someone to agree with you, but I’m sort of trying to leave the murder-y part of myself behind. For the most part, at least.”

[dissonantaki]

*Pets Yuki*

You know, they say pets are a lot like their owners. And Yuki is adorable!

“Aww, I know! Thank you so much! It runs in the family,” Kaede joked, smiling brightly. Meanwhile, Yuki loudly purred, pushing her head into your hand eagerly.

[dissonantaki]

Would you kiss Rantaro be honest-

“Is that really the question you want to be asking here? Regardless of what my answer is, would Rantaro even want to kiss me in the first place? Probably not. I killed him. I know he seemed kind of understanding of my situation when you guys revived him and all, but... yeah, probably not.”

[dissonantaki]

Uh oh I sure hope I don't get ruh rohed by my dear friend Kaede that would be a shame

“...I just said murder is almost never the answer, and then you go straight ahead and try to push my buttons. Seriously? This is really the best use of your time? Harassing me over my dead friend and trying to imitate him? Grow the hell up,” she scoffed.

[dissonantaki]

I hate chips that are 90% air. Why sell them? It's air, only air. I will kill those who think it's okay to sell products that are only 10% the product.

“Okay, uh... pro-tip? Murder probably isn’t the answer. In like... most situations. I’ve killed people before. You don’t want to do that for a bag of chips. Trust me.”

[dissonantaki]

This reminds me of you https://youtu.be/nxolGxgsv-M

“...”

“...okay, that was just weird. Plus, I’m not even a lesbian. What part of that video made you think of me? Actually, maybe, scratch that. I’m not sure I want to know.”

[dissonantaki]

What do you think about children? Do you like them?

“Children? I mean, um… they’re okay, I guess,” Kaede shrugged. “Some people are super weird about this kind of thing, like… ‘Oh, I hate kids, if you handed me a baby, I’d drop-kick it’ or something idiotic like that. Kids are cool, I guess…”

[dissonantaki]

I love ya, Kaede! You're my best friend!

“...what were you expecting to accomplish with this? Making me upset? There’s no other reason you would have used that color. I’ll give you this one strike, but that’s it. Joking about the Shuichi from my game like this is not okay. I won’t tolerate it past this point. Like the other person... is there seriously nothing you could have been doing other than imitating my dead friend?”

[dissonantaki]

wear shuichi's hat or die

“Guess I’ll die, then,” Kaede joked, laughing a bit. “I don’t have his hat. One of you gave it to me temporarily once and that was it. Plus, i don’t want to bother him.”

[dissonantaki]

vriska kinnie

“...I’m sorry, what?” She sounds genuinely confused.

[dissonantaki]

darude sandstorm lyrics

[Verse]

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FADE

“You just wasted almost 4 minutes of my life with that bullshit. I hope you’re happy,” Kaede sighed in disapproval, shaking her head.

[dissonantaki]

hey did u know that theres a bird called the TUFTED TIT TYRANT?

no im not kidding

“Would’ve loved to have been in the room with the scientists who made that decision. They seem like pretty cool guys,“ Kaede laughed.