#❄️𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬.❞ ┋dash commentary.

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                              the kaeya nation will decide your fate.

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he’s pulling ayato by the waist and giving him a very long kiss on the lips.

he is definitely not already removing pieces of clothing in the presence of kaeya alberich no he is not.

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“you can’t be traumatised and ugly. slay fellow traumatised kings, queens, and monarchs”

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“so if the kaeya nation is taking over all the archon seats, who gets what seat? personally, i want to call sumeru.”

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“the smartest idea is to just say fuck archons, delete them all. and then i’ll just rule teyvat, duh. i am the prettiest prince the world will ever see.”

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“hey teyvat, quick question, why are the archons a little fart cloud, a rock, some deluded clone, a leaf, a broken set of scales, a bloodthirsty warmonger and a cold bitch???? you all got issues.” coming from the prince of a dead nation.

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“i didn’t sign up to watch the archon war two, electric boogaloo.” 

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“who the fuck let dottore have control over the screen clicker again?”

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“where’s my simp line, line up and get a kiss.”

[frcstwinded]

is kaeya joking about causing genocide amongst archons?

who knows!

the answer is actually no, he isn’t. he’ll end the archons.

you know, vengeance is a poison.

[frcstwinded]

“oh so we’re overthrowing archons now? and none of you invited me, how cruel.”

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“look at you all implying you can’t spell khaenri’ahn without suspicious. we just hate telling the truth because you blew up our home.”

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“hey, so called god of justice? get your head out of your ass and face the music, you caused everything that went wrong in khaenri’ah, and you got red hands here.”

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“kaeya nation decrees that all pyro visions will be yeeted because of how incompatible it is to our ice bridges. bastards.”

[frcstwinded]

“valentine’s day? already got a date.” it’s a giant bottle of wine.., which he’s drinking as we speak.”

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“no amount of wine will salvage my confusion on what the fuck is going down.”