#❀ ﹙ tifa ﹚ « fists woven with flowers »

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aerith & tifa ????? :)

      whose a bigger gremlin, ship edition. HELLO NOCT I’M LOVE YOU.

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave?

      aerith. she made direct eye contact with tifa when she did it, the entire time. and smiled when the peep exploded.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex?

      tifa would have had to have forgotten because aerith is beholden to her sentient cat lords and could never put them anywhere they did not want to be.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit?

      this here is another case of the ol’ 50/50. you have tifa recording aerith hitting people in the head with folding chairs, and you have aerith convincing tifa to kick cans off of people’s heads and both posting them. among other things. aerith is just a bad influence, guys.

who breaks the most phones?

      neither. barring accidental breakage.

who dies first?

      aerith. someone wanna give her that materia tseng has? for like 5 seconds?

which one I could see as being lactose intolerant?

      maybe tifa? if it was one of her little things, you know? otherwise, neither.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t?

      i’m just really proud of aerith for not being with anyone who is dumb enough to think they can do shit they can’t actually do.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed?

      i am also really proud of aerith for being with people who either would not kick her out of bed, or would learn very quickly that you can’t. which is to say, neither. tifa would never do that, and neither would aerith.

who uses the computer most?

      tifa but only barely. for like, ordering supplies for the bar. or the delivery service. or shit like that. otherwise, neither.

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General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - let’s step back and consider this for a moment. tifa and aerith have always been plagued with the ideal that they’re fighting over cloud. but maybe cloud was just standing in the way of a love that would transcend dimensions? anyway. i think tifa and aerith are endgame material. follow the pattern for the lord of the rings and show us where they’ll be in the future? living in aerith’s gorgeous house secluded in sector 5 with flowers, tended by all the kids they adopted, while they hold hands on the porch and reminisce about their adventuring days.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - their chemistry is immediate. it’s obvious that they have a connection from the moment they actually speak to one-another. i think it’s a quick one. you get these girls together and they just feed affection and positive vibes off of each other. feelings definitely form fast.

How was their first kiss? - soft. soft because both girls are bad bitches in their own right, but they’re seeing and dealing with hard things and they deserve something completely gentle and sweet to counter-balance the literal nightmare fuel in their lives. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - aerith.

Who is the best man/men? - cloud.

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - jessie or marlene.

Who did the most planning? - it was an equal effort opportunity.

Who stressed the most? - probably tifa. i see aerith being very laid back about it.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - outside of the usual suspects (lol the don), nobody was specifically barred from coming.

Sex:

Who is on top? - they switch. it depends on the mood and the feel of the moment.

Who is the one to instigate things? - aerith, initially. after that, whoever’s in the mood proper.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - again, this varies. sometimes you just need a quickie to shirk the stress. sometimes you want to light some candles, spread some flower petals, and make a night of it. they’re very in tune with each other and which end of that pendulum they’re swaying.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - absolutely.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -  No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - they adopt kids like an old widow adopts cats, though.

How many children will they adopt? - see above.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - they share! but if tifa is working, aerith will take over the duty primarily, no questions asked.

Who is the stricter parent? - honestly??? i feel like aerith.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - both. but they also both kind of ... influence ... it...

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - both!

Who is the more loved parent? - literally both.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - it’s a joint effort babEY

Who cried the most at graduation? - ugh aerith.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - tifa lmfao.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - aerith, if only because tifa is working :3

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - i imagine they’re both pretty laid back about it.

Who does the grocery shopping? - mostly aerith, but tifa comes along when she’s not busy.

How often do they bake desserts? - their house smells like flowers and sweets, thanks.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - an even balance.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - it’s a switch effort. they try to surprise each other, or if one is more stressed than the other it becomes a cheer-up effort.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - aerith. ms let’s go on an adventure.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - neither. they’re both pretty kitchen savvy.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - i imagine they’re both pretty tidy people. so it’s not something that needs a set list or time to do it. just a clean as you mess effort.

Who is really against chores? - neither.

Who cleans up after the pets? - both.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither lmao.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - i feel like? tifa does.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - tifa lmfao. it’s probably a tip from the bar, too, that fell out of her pocket ioshdf

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - tifa, because she has a lot of hair, y’feel?

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - both. it’s a nice excuse to go out together.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every damn holiday. both. instigated by aerith.

What are their goals for the relationship? - to be those old women holding hands on the porch, watching their grandbabies tend the flowers.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - tifa. poor thing works night shifts.

Who plays the most pranks? - a e r i t h.