#✯ go annoy cade 〈 meme 〉

[walkindeath]

#ＷＡＬＫＩＮＤＥＡＴＨ : a private roleplay side blog for a resist dark urge. follows back from @crimesought.

Rules and muse info under the cut!

001 :// this blog is intended for 21+ individuals and will not interact with anyone under 18 that being said there will be nsfw and i wont even consider that unless its with someone 21+ and i have written with them for a while.

002 :// By following you are acknowledging that you know there are going to be dark themes and blood. Such is the way with Baldur's Gate or DND in general.

003 :// i would rather you hard block me than soft block me. I don't need a reason just curate your space but it keeps me from thinking I accidently unfollowed.

004 :// if I do anything to upset you please just come to me. I would rather talk about it like adults and we are humans who make mistakes.

I would rather learn from them than be blindsided.

005 :// Feel free to reblog memes from me! I don't mind. I only request that only mutuals send memes!

006 :// Feel free to yell at me anytime to plot! I open to anything!

if our muses don't mesh then we can still chat too! I always like to hear about other peoples characters!

007 :// Writting speed will depend on the length of replies and the amount of muse I have!

I have a full time job and i personally like to queue my asks and replies. So if you send something and i dont reply to it right away? its probably in the queue. If you annoy me to reply I probably won't do it at all.

008 :// I do ask that you don't double or triple space replies to me! it makes it hard for me to read!

009 :// Open to most ships! I just don't want them to be assumed? Some plotting is appreciated! I am open to anything as long as there is some kind of chemistry. All ships will be in their own universe unless specified.

011 :// it shouldn't need to be said but this blog doesn't support racism or racists.

no godmodding

don't be a dick

full name. Cade REDACTED

race. Human (Bhaalspawn)

age. 27

gender + pronouns. Transmale. He / his

orientation. Pansexual

class. Zealot Barbarian

occupation. REDACTED

current home. Traveling

hair. Shoulder length grey/mauve hair

eyes. grey

height. 5'11"

build. Muscular

dominant hand. left

scars. Autopsy scar, and the scars on his face.

tattoo(s). A spider web on his left arm, absolute symbol and dagger on his right arm, hand tattoos, and a skull back tattoo

piercing(s). none at the moment

memories a fog. blood on his hands. Cade is still learning his past. (this will be updated as I play)

PERSONALITY TRAITS: Nothing is more important than life, and I never leave anyone in danger. I'm easily startled, but I'm not a coward.

BOND: A great evil dwells within me. I will fight against it and the world's other evils for as long as I can.

IDEAL: Balance. I strive to counter the deeds of someone for whom I feel responsible.

FLAW: I've done unspeakable evil and will do anything to prevent others from finding out.

[photobombingcryptid]

Cade for opinion meme

Most admirable quality

“Resilience. Both mental and physical.”

Most attractive physical feature

“His optics are the first thing I notice.”

Most annoying habit

“The rare times he steals my food with his tongue.”

Something they would like to do with them

“This might sound strange but I’d like to go hiking with him. Have an outdoors experience, all with camping and traveling on foot, with minimal usage of our altmodes. Some places you just have to see by taking it slowly.”

[lesbianelinordashwood]

for the aks meme; the vampire diaries

I sent my ask before I saw yours one I swear lol. I guess your asking because you saw my post and sorry it took so long for me to respond but I’m using this as an excuse to rant about tvd as you probably know I’m rewatching and like I have so many opinions and no one to share them with. So thanks so much for asking and giving me an excuse.

my favorite female character: So Caroline Forbes holds a special place in my heart and she is my favorite character in the early seasons Bonnie shifted to being my favorite later on though I always loved Bonnie as well.

my favorite male character: this is a tricky one because it comes down to more which male characters annoys me the least at the moment it’s Stefan.

my favorite book/season/etc: hmmm it’s probably season 3 though season 7 had its moments I think the supernatural elements in the show nose dive around season four.

my favorite episode: 5x04 its a true colors showing episode.

my favorite cast member: Kat Graham omg she deserved do much better one of the best talents on the show and she had to deal with so much anti blackness, antisemetism and misogyny from some of her coworkers, the audience and especially her bosses. And she is a triple threat amazing actress, dancer and singer. I’m still mad that they didn’t feature her music or just have her sing in the show when she was actively pursuing a music career but (no disrespect to Candace) they would give any excuse to give Caroline a music number.

my favorite ship: unpopular opinion time Steroline while I have a lot of issues with how it’s done in cannon especially in how Stefan treats Caroline (who definitely deserves better), I felt like they dragged the Stelena drama(like IMO the doppelgänger stuff in the later seasons just doesn’t make sense and just feels so unnecessary and like the logic don’t make sense because it was obviously not planned) and it made no sense for Stefan to be so hung up on her after everything with Damon and everything it’s like Julie can’t fathom the idea that anyone could get over Elena or move on from her like how Elena can’t despite everything it felt like they didn’t want to end it till they coffins Elena and couldn’t continue with it because of that the over lap between the two and Elena constantly being inserted in there romance was annoying and I felt like a lot of the angst and drama once they got together that felt unnecessary and repetitive at times (I could go one about the Valerie stuff for days like seriously the second they get together they got to do everything to keep them apart like can you give them a moment) and I don’t like how drawn out and how they went about starting it like dragging out Stefan realizing his feeling and the whole Caroline turning it off because she thought he didn’t love her which was wildly out of character and unnecessary and there ending was just so sad and despite that they still dragged it out but despite that I think it’s the ship with the most potential, I enjoy there dynamic (I’m a sucker for friends to lover ships and though I think that Julie doesn’t get what people want in a dynamic like it) and I thought they had really good chemistry (personally I think both actors had pretty good chemistry with basically everyone they worked with anyway). Also because picking one would be impossible honorable mentions to the ships that would have been cannon if not for homophobia Bonnora and Klefan the lack of love triangle that feels weirdly romantic in the crossover episodes miss opportunity truly.

a character I’d die defending: Caroline and Bonnie

a character I just can’t sympathize with: okay I couldn’t pick one so I just had to drop a list Damon, John Gilbert, Isobel, Bill Forbes, Sybil, Cade, Esther and Mikeal, Wes Maxfield, Shane, Lily, Julian, Guiseppe, Elijah, Tristan, Richard Lockwood, Silas(but at least he was fun), Alaric, Joshua Parker, post season 2 Elena and later seasons Matt

a character I grew to love: Stefan I just found him kind of boring in the beginning and his relationship with Elena being creepy didn’t help but the dialogue writing and the acting I think got better over the seasons. Hayley was another character like that but that took the originals to do that (I truly do not get what Julie was thinking introducing her and portraying her like that in tvd if she planned on making her the leading lady in TO.

my anti otp: yes this is another list sorry, Steferine, kalijah (sorry), Marcel x Rebekah(like who okayed that one), Stelena and any ship with Damon.

Please send TVD ask because I obviously need someone to talk about it to lol.

[diabloindigo]

Are you the person to open a box of cereal just to get the toy inside? As a kid yes. Right now, I don’t buy cereals with prizes anymore. Do they even stuff toys in cereal these days? 

Do you get scared easy? If it’s in the anxiety induced variety, yes. 

What was one of the stupidest things you cried over when you were little? Not sure, it could have been anything from not wanting to wear a fancy dress or dress shoes to a party or a broken toy. 

Have you ever drank milk from the carton? Despite having a working dishwasher and plenty of glasses, I “waterfall” milk and juice from the containers. 

Juice or milk? I go both ways, leaning more towards juice. Apple or orange. 

Do you ever turn off your computer properly? Once in a while. 

Do you wish you were a fish? Not really, though I kinda envy the blue Dory (Doctor Fish?) in the tank at my gynecologist’s waiting room. It likes to swim to the bottom of the tank and ride up to the top on a bubble jet. That damn fish has probably had more fun than I have in the past several months. 

Who’s your favorite super hero? Invincible (Amazon Prime). Along with Spider-Man (2002) and the Big Hero 6 movie, that character/series is a rare superhero show that makes me feel strong and vulnerable at the same time. 

Who’s your favorite super villain? Slade Wilson/ Deathstroke as seen in “Teen Titans: The Judas Contract” animated movie and the 2003-2006 “Teen Titans” cartoon series. 

Spiderman or X-men? Spider-Man. Tobey Maguire and Peter B. Parker from Into the Spiderverse. 

Movie theatre or stay at home movie night? Theaters. Alamo Drafthouse. I love ordering boozy milkshakes and finger foods.

Do you have a Blue Ray? I have one of those external drives for my Mac though I never use it. 

How about HD television? Yeah

Do you think HD television is kind of a waste of money? No. 

Do you get why people get so frickin’ freaked out during football season? I do not, and living in a state with a hard-on for (American) football makes it weird when I tell people that I do not have a favorite football team/player. 

Do you ever sneak scraps to the dog even though you’re not suppose to? I don’t sneak him food. If I cook or order too much to eat, then I scrape a couple of cup’s worth of leftovers in his bowl. He’s probably got only a year to live so let him live it up a little. 

Are you reading a book right now? If so what? A friend gave me a copy of “The Only Good Indians” but I can't get into it so I’m reading “Full Throttle” by Joe Hill. 

What was the last book you were required to read for school? It’s been so long I can’t remember. 

O donuts or jelly filled? Whipped cream filled. I love Krispy Kreme’s whipped cream filled donuts with raspberry filled donuts as a close second. 

If I’m feeling bland then I do like crullers. 

Do you like your ice-cream in a bowl or cone? Bowl unless it’s a tasty cone. 

Marshmallows in your hot chocolate or no? I could go either way unless it’s a tiny cup of chocolate. 

Do you like cherry coke? Hell yes. I love going to Sonic for a cherry-vanilla-lime Coke or this greasy little 1950s type burger joint for their cherry cokes since they load the cups with several cherries. 

Do you really think diet Dr. Pepper is the equivalent of a cupcake? No, it tastes artificial. Like a bastard child of a soft drink that wants to pass for cherry soda. 

Do you snore in your sleep? Drool? Talk? Snore and talk (I’m pretty stressed out).

Have you ever sleep walked? no

Are you a morning person? I am now. 

How do you wake up in the mornings? by alarm during the work week, naturally at 6-7 on vacation days. 

Do you think guyliner is hot? What is that? 

Is variety the spice of life? yeah

Do you think strawberry milk is disgusting? I like it. 

Have you ever drank after anyone? Like sharing a cup/bottle? Yeah, loads of times.  

Have you ever drank after anyone you don’t know very well? No. 

Do you have any limits on who you drink/eat after?

If we’re talking about sharing, then I will share food/drink with family and friends. If someone offers me bite-size pieces that are individually wrapped or can be torn off the main portion, I’ll eat it, but only from co-workers or acquaintances. 

Would you eat a sucker if someone already ate some of it? No. 

Would you chew somebody else's gum? Hell no. 

Do you know anyone who’s going to die of mono because of that? No. 

Do you enjoy school? My English and psychology classes. 

Are you a teacher’s pet? no

Do you have a job? Yes. 

How did you get to and from school? Parents drove me or I walked for elementary through high school. I drove when I went to college. 

Do you have a bedtime? And if so what is it? I’m in bed between 11-12 a.m.

What time do you get up? 6 am so I can walk/exercise before the sun boils the earth in full force. 

Have you ever pulled an all-nighter? Yeah in college. 

What’s more important? Beauty or brains? brains

Do you believe in yourself? Sometimes I do, and sometimes I don’t. 

Did you ever want to be an astronaut when you were little? No. Being a veterinarian or scientist were my highest ambitions as a small kid. 

How about the president? Never. 

What did you want to be when you were little? Veterinarian, scientist, cartoon character. 

Did you ever want to be a super model? no

Do you believe you’re attractive enough to be a super model? No.

Have you ever had an X-ray? Several in the past few months for pre-surgery and dental work.

What’s your favorite guy’s name? What’s your favorite girl’s name? Guys’: Shane, Mark, Tadashi, Austin, Cade, Trip.

Girls’: Quince, Sienna, Amy, Kit, Lizzie (Elizabeth), Raven.

Who’s your second cousin’s, grandparent’s, sister? The fuck...

Do you laugh to yourself whenever the ketchup bottle farts? No, in fact, I get annoyed when other people hear it and ask me if I farted. 

Do you have any real guns in your house? I have several. 

Do you know how to use nunchucks? No, I bought a pair at one of those Asian imports emporiums, but I donated them since I never learned to use them. They were these crappy foam padded ones with dragons printed on the handles. 

Do you know anyone who can use nunchucks? No. 

What do you want to be next Halloween? In better health and not shitting bricks about using up my paid time off to go to doctors’ appointments. 

Did you ever consider getting a job as a mall Santa? No. I’d rather be one of his elves or a reindeer. 

Are you the one responsible for taking out the garbage? Yes. Grosses me the fuck out sometimes with smelly discarded poultry trays or rotten food, but somebody’s gotta do it. 

Do you recycle? My city has the blue recycling bins, but I heard that since we’re an ass-backward community, “recyclables” and trash all go to the same place. I just place recyclables in the blue bin to help clear up space in the trash bin. Maybe I’m wrong and this city does recycle? Can’t hurt. 

When I was 11, I’d collect empty soda cans to take to the recycling guy since back in the day, they’d pay for aluminum cans. That’s how I scraped up funds for dollar movies and hot dogs. 

Are you a pyro? Yeah. I carry/collect Zippo lighters but mostly because the “click-click” is satisfying to hear since I flip the lids open and closed to relieve stress. And I burn a lot of old bills and letters with sensitive info on them. 

What was the last word/thing you wrote down? I was researching high fiber foods that are also low in carbs to make a grocery and dinner meal plan. 

Sleeping or eating? After my surgery, sleeping. 

Are you overall a positive person? I try to be realistically positive, if such a thing exists. The world will never be all sunshine and My Little Ponies, but I try to find some comfort and positivity when my world is a shit-show. Filling this survey out kinda helps. 

Do you hate hypocrites? Yeah, especially the “do as I say, not as I do” types. 

For instance, a certain family member is pushing good diet and health habits, but it aggravates the hell out of me if I see him drinking high sugar iced tea or eating ice cream. Or Door-Dashing Burger King, even if it is a Beyond Whopper with a diet Coke. 

Do you like to prank people? Yes, but I do benign pranks like leaving dirty riddles and meme drawings on their front doors. 

What was the worst prank you’ve ever done on anyone? I tried fucking with a telesolicitor but I could not stop laughing. 

Have you ever jumped on a trampoline in the ice? I don’t own a trampoline. 

Have you ever ice skated? No. I tried once after a local minor league hockey game. I got the skates on, but my ankles were bending/bowing out so I changed my mind.

Ever water skiid? No. 

Is vacuum spelled funny? Yes. 

Democrat or republican? I don’t associate formally with either party, but I hitch my pony a little to the left. 

Who’s the biggest asshole you know? My former boss circa 2013. Very unprofessional and a veritable loudmouth and a poor (shit) showman wannabe. 

Pen or pencil? Gel-ink pens. 

Should all paper have holes? nope

Speaking of holes. Swiss cheese, what’s the point of that? Fewer calories? Spinning slices in my hand like a TV cowboy spinning his revolver in the trigger guard with his finger? 

Have you ever been in a helicopter before? No. 

Own any airbrushed tshirts? Nope, not even in the nineties. 

Have you ever been suspended? No. 

Have you ever been in a fist fight? A few playground fights as a kid. 

Ever said something to someone that you didn’t mean to say? Yes. 

Do you forgive too easily? I don’t think so. 

What are you listening to right now? The AC running. 

Have you ever seen any of MCR’s music videos? Nope. 

Are you tan? No. 

Have you ever been in a tanning bed? No. I have no desire to look like a Cheeto or woo skin cancer. 

Have you ever played water volley? Once at my uncle’s neighborhood swimming pool. 

Ever had a sunburn? Yes, from neglecting sunscreen re-applications or underestimating the sun. 

How about wind burn? It hurts….. Nah, I don't live in a cold enough climate for that. 

What was the first word you learned how to say? I think it was “mama.”

[xlxndxdx]

💏 - All of them. || MEME. || @liyabbay​ || 17. ...to distract. 

      -- more than anything kyung hated to see cade struggle or be uncomfortable. kyung was a protector and he always has been and to see someone he cared about so much get annoyed with the spirits around them, but try his best to ignore it was painful for him. if it was up to kyung, he’d yell at the spirits and tell them all to leave but he knew kyung needed to get used to it. needed to experience it for as long as he could before he interfered. after all, he couldn’t just keep yelling at spirits like he had in the library. after listening to cade try to go over whatever it was he was talking about for the third time, kyung opted for a distraction. licking over his lips, he cuts cade off mid sentence by capturing his lips with his own. the kiss was soft and sweet and kyung lets it linger, a hand moving to gently curl around the back of the other’s neck to hold him in place. 

[nellygwyn]

Only a few of you have read this book but it's one of my favourites and I'm re-reading it and I love making lists so here is an incomplete list of my favourite scenes/things in The Darling Strumpet thus far:

• The symbolism of the ribbon Nell buys for herself at the celebrations for King Charles II's entry into London. It is damaged a few times by men who hurt her but it ultimately lasts even longer than she does.

• The scene where Nell catches Charles' attention from a high window during his entry in London and she blows him a kiss and he is visibly happy about it, meaning she feels 1) envy @ Barbara Villiers, and 2) a crush coming on.

• Probably all the scenes in the drinking area of the brothel she and her sister work at, as this is where Nell meets all the great actors, playwrights and theatre managers of England and where her curiosity is piqued.

• The only valid soldier in the whole book: Jack Cade.

•NELL'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HER SISTER, ROSE....best girls

• Charles Hart isn't actually annoying in this book PRAISE 🙏 (I love how Nell has a celebrity crush on him but thinks 'Oh, he'll never notice me, the annoying little upstart actress' and then when he INEVITABLY does notice her, she goes into meltdown)

• I love the scene at Oxford, when the actors and royal court have moved there to escape the plague, when Nell and Charles Hart are messing around pretending to be horse and jockey in the park when Charles II JUST APPEARS with a group of his mates, says 'Hello, Nell' and has her genuinely believing he must think she's a moron AKSKSK no, he wants to suck your tits, my dear

• I love all Nell's moments with Rochester because those two were BFFs IRL annnnnd Rochester probably taught her how to be a Sex Goddess, which he does in the book (though idk how I feel about him being a dom sksksks lmao), and I think it really highlights the chemistry they so obviously had. I love when Rochester is like 'You don't know how much power these sumptuous tits have' and Nell is like 'sjsksks shut the HELL UR MOUTH'

• Also, Rochester being the one who convinces Nell to twist Dorset's already erect dick and become his mistress for no less than £100 is FUNNY because we all know there was no love lost between Rochester and Dorset.

• ALSO the fact that Rochester is the first and might be the only man to eat Nell out in the whole book??? And that he is the first to remember she's out here with tig ol' bitties??? And how he says the reason he went to Europe was to learn all this debauchery??? LIKE, WE KNOW, DO BEARS SHIT IN THE WOODS?

• I hate Dorset irl and in this book but I have no qualms against the threesomes Nell has with Dorset and Charles Sedley when she stays with them at Newmarket. She has her eyes closed for most of it anyway #mewd

• THE BEST SCENE EVER is when Rochester just randomly turns up at the Newmarket retreat and turns Nell into the I'm in Danger.jpeg meme irl by goading Dorset into letting him watch Nell suck him (Dorset) off because OBVIOUSLY Rochester knows that a) Dorset doesn't know that Nell was with Rochester first, and b) that Dorset is so up himself and so desperate to be the manliest man. And then, Rochester silences Dorset and his dick by answering Dorset's 'As you can see, Johnny, she gives the best' with 'So she should. I taught her' ('he said, lazily')....AND THE FACT SEDLEY IS PRESENT FOR THIS ENTIRE THING AND DOESN'T SAY A DAMN WORD? ICON

• Nell positioning the mirror in her room so that it will show off her tits at their best angle to any man who visits her is a #mood

• Nell's! Depression!....am not excited about it but am glad Gillian Bagwell decided to write about it and include it as I cannot imagine someone going through what Nell went through and being right as rain.

• THE FACT WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK AND NELL STILL ISN'T CHARLES II'S MISTRESS??? I love all their random meetings though, where the tension is obvious and Charles is always polite and smirking but Nell just thinks he's way out of her league LMAO wait until Chapter 3500, where he shows you his clock collection and then motorboats the shit out of you afterwards. Then you can tell me you're ugly and worthless.

• Mmmmmmmmmhmmm I love her friendship with Aphra Behn throughout the whole book but at this point, she's just met Aphra and cannot believe you can have ACTUAL FEMALE PLAYWRIGHTS!!! 1666 IS OUR YEAR, GALS!!!

• Every contemporary slang word for 'penis' is both hilarious and cursed. 'Pego' and 'stargazer' being my least/most faves.