lmao the control tower in greenland advising buck to circle around as they’re caught the equivalent of a damn hurricane trying to land and he’s really just like ✨no✨
i made fettucini alfredo, garlic knots, and zucchini and squash fresh from the garden for dinner and my bf’s daughter chose to eat two kraft singles instead
Okay so I know Girl Dinner is a shitty pro-ED trend so I was gonna make a meme ab it but then I saw this and was like... Y'all having fucking charcuterie boards????
Mum, wondering where my fucking anorexia during adolescence until I moved out came from
Also my mum: yeah so I will scold you for cooking food in the evening, I will not cook lunch or dinner at all on Saturdays bc we will eat well on sunday and will scold you if you mess up my order in the kitchen, I will make dinner plans but then in the end not do them so you can see what to eat when its 10pm and you've not eaten bc I have not been hungry and already went to sleep, oh and istg if you eat what I have designated to use for your father's packed work lunch tomorrow even tho I havent told you what he will need fir it, I will also scold you.
"girl dinner is when you don't eat teehee" "men think about the roman empire women think about their ex best friends and poetry" "✨sapphic love✨ is so pure and innocent and sweet unlike nasty gross Man Lust" "girl math is when you can buy starbucks and makeup because you didn't buy it yesterday so it's free" "I'm going to explain (complex topic) for the girlies! so basically it's like when you go shopping-" "I love women because they're so soft and smooth and feminine and we can talk about girly things and they're not sweaty or hairy or horny like gross men" "women should be unemployed girls don't need jobs men should do all that for us" "ugh girls that don't like pink or being feminine just need to stop being such pick mes and get over their internalized misogyny it's gross"
god save my hairy dyke ass from this hell before I start whacking people's shins with my Girl Baseball Bat. teehee!