#✧˖*°࿐ Dipper Pines Ver. // the fact that YOU’RE ALIVE is a MIRACLE.

[voidfell]

(NOT AN RP) We're here for the Cult Stuff, We Saw the Ad on Craigslist!

"Dude, remind me why I let you drag me out here when the last three locations we've tried to do this collab for turned out to be duds? At this point it'd be easier to go to Gravity Falls and bait the Summerween Trickster by throwing a basket of gross candy into the gutter then it would be to find a genuine ghost."

"Cause this time I got a hot tip on some real paranormal activity from an associate of mine, and not from people who roll out a spirit box and hear what they wanna hear from it. Trust me, this time we'll have something. We can spend tomorrow editing the video and rush to release the footage before tomorrow night's live Q&A on my podcast. Having you on as a guest's always a treat."

"Wait, wait, your Podcast associates or your other job associates? I thought we were ghost hunting, not getting into the apocalyptic cult junk. I'm way under-prepared for the superhero shit, Billy. If this is cape stuff I'm going back to the van for my taser."

"Relax, relax, Dipper. It's not cult stuff, I promise. I think. It's probably not apocalyptic either, but given it's halloween eve, we might wanna be ready for that. Actually, I can't promise it's not cult stuff either. But it'll be real, and spooky cool, and if it get's really freaky I'll just power up and punch it back into the shadow realm or whatever.

"Man, you're the only person on the planet whose sense of danger is more warped then mine. Well, I guess we're already here. Let's go anger some cultists or find a cryptid or whatever. If I die Mabel's gonna kill us both."

"That's the spirit, dude!"

[voidfell]

OPEN THREAD

"You ever get up in the middle of the night and catch a look at yourself in the mirror but all you can see is the sad Victorian child you were in another life?"