#✧˖°.« 𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 » Answered

[aetherceuse]

@skullkxd asked:

they haven’t really eaten anything today. they can’t ignore their stomach forever, as much as they want. Ree clutches the blankets tightly around themself as they shuffle down to the kitchen, only to find — “Oh.” A beat, and then, “Gladion. What are you doin’ here?”

Tonight, the only person sitting in the moldy kitchen was Gladion, accompanied by his Weavile. The creatures claws tap and dig at a can of sliced fruit, cheap food that had been picked up from the corner store nearby. Having used up all of the cash that he took with him when he ran away from the Aether Paradise, Gladion had to live off of whatever affordable goods he could get his hands on.

The rain, heavy as always, crashes onto the roof of the Shady House.

When he heard footsteps in the hallway, Gladion turns his head, narrows his eyes, and frowns.

" Huh? Hmph-- eating, what's it look like I'm doing? What are you doing here? "

[aetherceuse]

Miss President are you single? 👀

" I am a singular entity, yes. "

The question was interpreted quite literally.

[aetherceuse]

WHACKS HER WITH AN INFLATABLE HAMMER

" DID YOU-- "

Whacked. Her hair flops everywhere, because she has a ridiculous amount of it.

" STOP THAT. "

[aetherceuse]

"Eccentrics are only tolerated so long as they come up with the goods."

Advice Sentences Meme. // @dnshte

" Most large personalities are barely tolerated beyond their material output. Nobody should be surprised by how little tolerance people have for each other. Mankind is transactional and survivalist in nature. Once someone is useless to the needs of the larger community, they are rejected. "

Lusamine glances over Dosh'te, staring at their headgear. Listen close enough, and one could hear the humming and whirring of the mechanisms that kept this one alive. A little toy soldier standing in their armor, serving a king who has already bent his knee to another.

She tilts her head, expression bored.

And she chuckles to herself.

" You are bold to call someone eccentric when you rely on that machinery to breathe. Pray that you are tolerated by society longer than I am. I can handle the pressure of humanity. Can you? "

[aetherceuse]

" Where in my statement did I claim to be your only enemy, your first enemy, or the one you hate the most? Nowhere. You are simply throwing a tantrum for the sake of throwing one now. "

Ahem.

" None of that changed the fact that I, one of your enemies, had an idealistic day with no ghosts. Carry on. "

“You think any of my enemies were haunted by the ghosts of delibird day last night?”

[aetherceuse]

*Somehow from somewhere a Mario plush doll is thrown in her direction*

" When I tell you these Gen Z little twerps don't have anything better to do--

I SEE YOU-- "

Thud. Mario to the face.

" I do not even care anymore. "

[aetherceuse]

♡

Rex Lore

I went to Catholic school as a kid and it was at the height of gen one and gen two PokéMania in America.

Our pastor tried to be so cool with the kids. We had to attend mass every Wednesday as a class.

He gave us a homily after reading us the scripture one day. In case you don't know what a homily is, it's basically a TLDR relatable version of the gospel for people to relate to.

Anyway he said.

" God is like Ash and we are the Pokémon, and he must catch us all. "

That stuck with me.

I'm not Catholic anymore though

[aetherceuse]

♡

Rex Lore

For two years the same can of Rockstar Energy has been rolling around on the floor of my car. It's usually stuck under the passenger seat. I didn't even buy it, my buddy from Poland did when we were all up in Canada, and he forgot it in my car.

Every now and again the potion rolls out and reveals itself when I'm in need, and then goes back into hiding.

I'll throw it away once it stops making me laugh.

[aetherceuse]

Actually sends you two

◑ What is a side to your muse you want to show off, but haven’t had the chance to yet?

Munday Character Development

Hey. What the hell. I am still not satisfied with the lack of explanation we were given about Lusamine's dynamic with the Ultra Beasts in the manga. What do you MEAN they didn't immediately aggro her like they do to the rest of the people on the islands? What do you MEAN they just cooperate with her and act as though this is the most natural thing to them? How does she so effortlessly win the trust of otherwise DEADLY beasts?

This was actually where my idea to make Lusamine a non-human faller from a different dimension in this interpretation came from. This makes me believe that Ultra Beasts and Ultra "Humans" are closer in relation than how Pokémon and humans are-- in terms of the evolutionary tree. It's also where my headcanons regarding how Ultra Humans often fuse with symbiosis with Ultra Beasts in order to learn and evolve together.

But still like. What the hell. She calls herself their mother, and they just go with it. That's Final Fantasy Jenova levels of insane.

[aetherceuse]

"WHERE IS THE MEAL OF HAPPY."

THROWS IT IN HIS FACE AND KICKS HIM OUT. SHOO.

[aetherceuse]

girls go to college to get more knowledge an' boys go to jupiter to get more stupider, ma'am prez.

" Correct. Have this. "

She hands over what looks to be a PR goodie bag, containing the following: a Beast Ball, a stress squeaky ball with the Aether Foundation logo on it, an Alolan Exeggutor toy with a springy neck, a Max Revive, and a Rare Candy.

" Enjoy. "

[aetherceuse]

"Love your work. Did you remember to childproof it?"

What unfortunate timing.

" We are working on that, " she answers flatly.

Glad to know that the former(?) champion of the Johto region is a fan of womens' wrongs.

[aetherceuse]

You should be kinder to people. Not everybody is so easily disposable.

Read 7:54 am.

Delete.

" Hmh. Now, what to do on this quiet Saturday morning? "

[aetherceuse]

Ms. President. How do you feel about sand?

[aetherceuse]

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We are under fucking attack.

[aetherceuse]

@rathalascendant asked:

"OW!" She always knew how to make a good first impression, or so Mari often claimed. One would think it was hard to get lost in this place, but here she was, wandering helplessly in the Foundation's stellar indoor courtyard. And she had walked right into something. There's a grunt as the tall form of an alolan Exeggutor now looms over her, one of its many heads swiveling to see her. "Whoops . . ." She hadn't realized that it was near something. Someone. Perhaps that is what spared her from evoking a perceived wild pokemon's territorial ire.

" Are you alright? "

She had, unfortunately, witnessed the clumsy action nearby. Alolan Exeggutors were dangerous creatures when they felt threatened, and this person was fortunate that this specimen in particular was under the care of Aether, and not out in the wild prepared to lash out.

" You should consider yourself blessed. This beautiful creature is too injured to attack. "

Lusamine moves in closer, placing her hand on the beast's neck, who instinctively leans into her touch.

" He is recovering from an injury sustained during a territorial fight. Please, exercise caution while wandering the conservation deck, for your safety, and theirs. "