#✦ pure of heart dumb of ass ✦ «pota»

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He's wondering what he missed

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1. What’s the lie your character says most often? (Either Pota or 16!)

WEIRDLY SPECIFIC QUESTIONS | Accepting

Pota doesn't like lying a lot, although he may not be completely honest about his record with the authorities. He is pretty embarrassed that he has an extensive record, especially when most of it is related to his problems with alcohol. He will not be very forthcoming about that, or about the fact that he has a problem in the first place.

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It's time, here’s my official muse self-report. I’m just gonna be going over the muses that particularly catch mine’s eye. This post is gonna be under a cut because it’s long

First up we’ve got @starxxtravelers / @mysticsxnxtyrants

Android 16 thinks Rosalia is so pretty, she’s so gentle looking but so strong. He can tell just by appearances alone that she has a long history and he wants to learn more about her at first meeting.

Paragus is an interesting one because it is difficult for 16 to place what it is about him that he finds attractive, he just thinks that he is an above average looking man with some features that he finds particularly appealing.

Zikom is big, he’s handsome, what more could he ask for? Seriously, he’s just his type. He also really appreciates the horns.

Taiko is such a beautiful and graceful looking namekian, something that Pota is unused to and loves. They are just so different yet familiar that it's very alluring.

Pota is weak for a strong person with bad intentions, it's never on purpose but he has a pattern of feeling attraction for villainous individuals. He’s compact and quite visually stunning, it’s mostly Frieza’s eyes and general shape for him.

They love a big, strong, sweetheart, so Broly is for sure on their radar. No.t also thinks that some of his expressions are adorable.

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@earthforsaken

Kakarot is a given, It was pretty much attraction at first sight. Despite their circumstances he immediately recognized him as attractive and that wouldn’t change no matter how hard he wished it would. He’s also got a weak spot for people with an alternative fashion sense and piercings/tattoos.

Android 16 also has a thing for Piccolo, his general body shape and stoicism makes for a full picture of an attractive and interesting man.

He loves the way Android 17 looks, his hair, his eyes, his stature; all of it. Even the way that he carries himself while doing nothing at all, he just thinks he's hot.

Usually 21 prefers more muscular women but Bulma is an exception, her fashion, her figure, she’s beautiful. Really, she is stunning and 21 can’t help but notice.

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@viopolis

Android 16 thinks Hit is very handsome, his eyes are strikingly bright and warm in contrast to the rest of him. He looks deathly serious and difficult to read, he is mysterious and that level of unknown is intriguing to 16.

16 loves Khett’s aesthetic, sharp edges and alternative fashion, He is very pleasing to the eye.

Nucleotide is imperfect and Pota love it, he thinks all of his physical imperfections make him cuter. He especially thinks that his asymmetrical crest is really cool.

Perfect 16 doesn’t find many people attractive but the one person who is irresistible is himself. Cell is a major exception to his usual disregard for appearances, he is the pinnacle of what he perceives as beauty. 

Like 21, Soma loves a strong looking woman. Chandra is bulky and tall, two things she loves. There’s also something about her eyes that she finds particularly pretty.

Chandra is a strong looking, pretty woman. 21 is weak for girls with muscles, especially ones that she considers to have pretty facial features.

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@polterxgheist-a

He thinks Bakura is so handsome, he also has a thing for long hair and his eyes are so beautiful. 16 also enjoys his overall aesthetic.

He thinks Bakura’s shape, his expressions, it's all so cute to him. Pota also has a thing for long hair so that’s a plus.

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@gazelessmenagerie

Android 16 thinks Broly is hot, his long dark hair, his jewelry, he thinks he’s really attractive. Usually someone’s body type doesn’t mean anything to him but there's something about how his musculature elevates everything about Broly that he thinks is attractive.

Tiflora is a big strong saiyan woman, what more can be said? Soma thinks she’s beautiful.

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👍 for Pota?

Thematic Headcanons | Accepting

👍 for a headcanon about things they like

Pota absolutely adores really cheap ramen, any kind of it too. It doesn't matter if he's out eating or buying food for home, he loves the stuff. He's generally a fan of cheap food but his literal favorite food is off-brand spicy ramen. He doesn't really like super flavorful food and most cheaper ramen doesn't have a strong taste so he loves it. He also loves playing any video games he can get a hold of, he's no good at them but they're still fun nonetheless. Most of the games he plays are first person shooters because he doesn't have the attention span for much else.

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Compassion: 7/10

Bitterness: 2/10

Happiness: 8/10

Politeness: 7/10

Chivalry: 3/10

Pride: 5/10

Honesty: 6/10

Bravery: 8/10

Recklessness: 9/10

Ambition: 6/10

Loyalty: 8/10

Love: 10/10

Sense of Family: 6/10

Attractiveness: 7/10

Agility: 6/10

Sex Drive: 8/10

Tagging: Anyone who wants to!

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MORALITY CHALLENGE!

bold all the things your muse has done, will/would do is in italics, bolded italics means they've done it and will probably do it again.

murder / manslaughter / assault / robbery / breaking & entering / theft / embezzlement / money-laundering / kidnapping / torture / blackmail / arson / trespassing / treason / libel or slander / obstruction of justice / lying to law enforcement / creation of a weapon / espionage / riot / escape from lawful custody / contempt of court / public intoxication / conspiracy / accessory to a crime / harboring a fugitive / bribery / perjury under oath / resisting arrest / identity theft / corporate fraud / tax fraud / document forgery / destruction of evidence / assassination/ counterfeiting / sale of a controlled substance / purchase of a controlled substance / failure to pay child support / hacking crimes / threat / pick-pocketing / shoplifting

Tagged by: @earthforsaken (I'll do this again for the other two as well!)

Tagging: @mysticsxnxtyrants and @nostomannia

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A1 for Pota?

Icon Ask Meme | Accepting

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@cursedfortune replied: question is what's going on in his pants tho

"I can give you a briefing if you'd like?"

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💀 (also, Pota about Frieza)

Send 💀 for my muses biggest fear regarding your muse | Accepting

"Um..you see, I have a healthy fear of dying early. I don't trust myself enough to even talk to him because I don't want to mess up and say something dumb that gets me killed."

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💀 (Pota about Taiko?)

Send 💀 for my muses biggest fear regarding your muse | Accepting

"Well...I'm really bothered by the idea that he could think I'm gross. I'll admit it, I'm pretty lazy and chores slip my mind a lot so yeah, my place isn't usually the cleanest. I worry a lot about what people think about me, especially Taiko."

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Cue a little peck on Pota's lips! ❝You know, I like kisses too - & you~ So it's not too complicated, I think!❞

Pota stared at the other namekian for a moment before chuckling and rubbing his face. His hands lingered over his face for a while, covering the visible blush across his cheeks before he eventually dropped them and shoved them into his pockets. Looking down at Taiko, he smiled awkwardly before glancing away.

"Yeah, uh..I agree. Thank you."

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Oh Pota, would you want a kiss from that pretty seer?

Tease my muse about any crushes | Accepting

"...Well, I'm not gonna say no- I mean, not that I wouldn't like it! It's just, you know..complicated? I think I'm just going to shut up before I say something stupid."

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@cursedfortune replied: well if it's for science… :')

"Alright, so right now there's nothing in my pants-"

He grips his belt, pulling his pants up, flush to his body.

"See, no bulge. My stuff is inside until I need it. You ever see a vag' before? When everything is put away, It kind of looks like that but the slit goes way farther up. When I need my dick it just sort of come out, hurts like hell if I have these jeans on. It's kind of this blueish color and really different looking from any of the saiyan or human peen's I have seen...How do I explain it? I guess the best way to explain it is like a fat shovel looking thing. Oh! I also have a hole under there too."

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@earthforsaken replied: Piccolo: "…If you spent most of your life not knowing anything about your people, then right after you learned people started inquiring about your reproductive organs, I imagine you'd be a little uncomfortable too."

"I mean..maybe? Not trying to be rude or anything but I've never cared all that much. Then again, I get called odd a lot so feel free to ignore me."

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Frieza & Pota?

put a ship in my ask | Accepting

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

I like this ship a lot in theory, Pota fawning over the galactic tyrant who may possibly gain a bit of a soft spot for him as he continues his dumb attempts at flirting and getting his attention.

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Pota/16 for the ship meme!

put a ship in my ask | Accepting

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

This is a pair that I really think works well, they care very deeply for each other and despite their problems, they try their best to make things work. They're best friends who are in love <3