#✝ | are you or have you a problem? (ask answered)

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headcanon + amelia GIB ME AN AMELIA CENTERED HC

Matt really is an assassin girl's best friend. He's had like three assassin girlfriends? My point is, he's bizarrely just the right kind of guy to date Amelia, and whenever he mentions it, what he's trying to do is convey that. Like, no honey, I don't think assassins are automatically monsters. Buuuuuutttt...he tries to walk a fine line about going into detail because she seems to have a jealous streak and he doesn't want to invoke too much.

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No… wrong

However, George Clooney is a CIA operative … true story. His aunt Rosemary also worked for in a government agency… that is how he got in and how he got his career. Clooney is a shill for commies, and I am not even finished researching this smug, arrogant, moron lib-turd.

Speaking of the CIA and the like, did you know that all these government 'alphabet' agencies are Democrat spawned and part of a fascist bureaucracy that was not approved by We the People? Did you know that these agencies are designed to never be abolished, and that positions within those agencies are intended and designed to never be removed? Did you know that Democrats went behind closed doors in DC to pass this garbage, and have bribed, coerced and blackmailed any non-complicit Dems, as well as Republicans? Are people like Ghislaine Maxwell and her lapdog, Jeffrey Epstein, beginning to make more sense now? Did you know that Ghislaine's father, Robert Maxwell, directed designing of the framework for the internet as we know it today? This was done for surveillance purposes. Using a private browser does not hide you on the net, neither does a VPN, anymore. Still like the Dems? Yes? Well, here is some more yo…

Do you think Democrats are telling you the truth and support you when they claim to support your sexuality community?? Your so-called marginalization? How much division would you like with that 'marginalization-burger'??!! How fucking gullible are you — How fucking dumb are you — *those questions are rhetorical… not actually asking *I felt the need to mention that as you believe Democrats

How divided do you want to be from your neighbors? I am a 19-century old daughter of Rome. I am of the House of the Julii Before Rome's legions ever donned a helmet, ever picked up a broad sword, ever formed a column… they went amongst those they wished to conquer and worked to divide them. Pick up an apple, squeeze it. You cannot shmoosh it, no matter how hard you try. Now remove the dagger from the scabbard on your hip, where it should always be, and cut the apple into at least 6 pieces. Now you are ready to do some shmooshing yo… no problem.

But keep listening to divisive Democrats. They were and still are slave owners, and will tell you whatever you want to hear that you will support them. And when they are finished with you, they will chuck you down the ni**er hole just like the story from Django Unchained… just like Josef Stalin did to his people, just Mao Zedong did to his people. And Che Guevara … you should hear what that left-wing monster did to gay men during his reign of terror in Cuba. Fuck him too

"But Angie, the Democrats are not left-wing or far left"

Yes, they most certainly are yo. Ever notice how many hits they keep making on our Constitution? They hate our Constitution. Our Constitution, when adhered to, makes us all equal. Period dot, the end Dems have spent the last 150 years, since signing the Act of 1871… behind closed doors in DC I might add … infringing free speech, gun rights, and the right to peace, freedom and the American way Bring up mass shootings, I have many answers for that Bring up hate speech, I have many, many answers for that Try and debate me on anythingy the Democrats ever do, and I will have a reasonable, logical and common sense answer for you

I am finished here… for now You want to put out garbage on the internet, I will speak my mind in response to it… and do not dare try to cancel or censor me in anyway, or you will have proven my point about the fascism and tyranny of the left. 1st Amendment; freedom of speech, remember —

Angie/Maddie🦇❥✝︎🇺🇸

#george clooney is caca #fauci is caca #Joe Biden always was a knuckle-dragging thug bully #start thinking for yourself

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“He’s a 10, but.. He's terrible at taking care of himself.”

"But have you considered I look really good naked?"

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Um. Lovely. Just lovely

No u. ❤️❤️❤️

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I love your portrayal! I love how you get in his head! And like the little details you put into him! And I love seeing how much love you put into him! When I see your stuff, I’m like woah! Please keep up the good work! Your Matt is awesome!

!!!!!!!!!

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27. Would you have sex in public?

Sexual Questions ;)

Masked, he's down for it pretty much any way, any time, but as Matt Murdock he's a tiny bit more conservative simply due to being a bit of a micro-celebrity. Wouldn't do for him to get snagged by the cops for public indecency.

(but he also knows how to talk his way out of it, so I mean)

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7. Biggest turn on?

Sexual Questions ;)

Fighting, but not (always) violently. He likes to spar with martially trained partners and banter with the ones that aren't. Like I don't think he's the type to pick a fight for the thrill of it, but he's definitely thinking about how hot it is in the midst of one.

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Naughty Little Meme Your muse’s favorite position?

Okay, so positions boil more down to mutual pleasure than the aesthetics of it all. As a general rule riding no matter who's doing it is always a winner (although when he's doing it, he will play to the fact that his partner is probably watching and gives a good show. At least in his head he is, and he's not heard a complaint yes).

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♡ + death

Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon

For real, for real, I don't think he's afraid of death. I don't think he wants to die (usually), but he's not afraid of the risk of it. Wish it could be something deeper than that, but Matt, when it comes to dangerous situations, is not a thinking man. He's a man of action. One of my favourite themes of Mark Waid's comics is this concept that Matt is only fearless in the face of horrors because he can't see. He can't see the monstrous visages of some supervillains or the ground when he's leaping between buildings.

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♡ + workout routine

Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon

Oh no, something I have to research! Kidding mostly. Now, I'm not really...a fitness bro and frankly there is so much misinformation out there that it's ridiculous.

Right, but head canons. So I think he tries real hard to keep up a weekly routine, although I think he makes up for a lot of being too goddamned busy by doing acrobatic shit and fighting people for hours most nights. You really think about it, and it's fucking intense. It's like a literal second job. So I think he doesn't have to work nearly as hard as someone who isn't doing athletic shit every night. His body is functional not aesthetic, you feel me? He avoids gyms for obvious reasons, because he doesn't want to think about "moving like a blind man" (ie: expressing less spacial awareness) while working out. He generally does it at home and Fogwell's. Matt avoids bulking up too much because of the personal focus of his fighting style being about speed and flexibility. I'd say his workout regimen is more similar to a swimmer's. Honestly, he would love to have a private pool. The idea of swimming in the ocean or a public pool rather disgusts him. That's a nose scrunch consideration for him. Absolutely not.

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📜

Send in 📜 and I’ll use thisincorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse.

Oh buddy I have no fucking clue what I'm doing, but I thought it could be a fun excuse to play with gifs in my photoshop clone.

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Are there any plot tropes you are sick of/refuse to RP? If so, what are they and why?

Is there a character that the rest of your fandom adores that you just don’t like/are indifferent to? Who is the character and why?

I mean, there are certain story tropes in general I don't care for. Amnesia, body swaps, that whole misunderstanding thing they do in romantic comedies or just for cheap conflict, god i fucking hate that. Also, I think i'm an acquired taste, the way i like to write ships. I'm not a huge fan of constant conflict within a ship. Like, of course no relationship is perfect, but like constant turbulence is fucking exhausting to me. I'm boring. I just don't want my couples to kiss and fuck, I want them to be happy and supportive to each other. I would rather the angst be related to some kind of external conflict, not some insecurity within the relationship. That being said, I don't oppose to much, you know (aside from the really fucked up shit I prolly don't have to detail)? I'm just not likely to cater to that sort of thing without discussion. In other words, I think I prefer to find like minded individuals because I can be very eager to please and I often find myself in situations where I'm treated as a doormat lmao.

2.Okay, okay, okay, stick with me here. I like Frank Castle, okay? I like the idea of exploring such a damaged man, his trials and tribulations, his complicated relationships with other heroes. Love that shit. However, the fandom that rose up around him with season 2 of the Netflix series really pisses me off. I hate how it brings up the old "no-kill hypocricy" (and god forbid "well how does Matt know he's not killing people and isn't beating up people without fully understanding their personal history and working with cops is pretty shitty too? Yeah, I agree, it's...called nuance and the core internal conflict of most vigilante stories) discourse and the bloodthirsty nature of the way they talk about justice. I get it, I do, there's something cathartic about Frank's vengeance, yet i really wish they'd step back and think about what they're saying or at least be more honest about it. There's also something i find really irritating about the Kastle ship. I don't have a dog in the fight. i don't really care for Karedevil, either. But it 9/10 it turns into another reason to compare Frank and Matt, and much as I hate to say it, it also feels like they're using Karen as a mouthpiece, when the fact of the matter is Karen is a very messy character in Netflix's Daredevil. I could probably write an entire essay about her being the inversion of the femme fatale, but my point is, Karen is a good person with her heart generally in the right place, but she's also a recovering drug addict, dealing with the guilt over her brother's death, etc. She's no paragon of virtue, and her attraction to Frank, regardless of how you put it is related to her internalized identification of herself as a killer (yes, she really, actually is, given the whole Wesley ordeal, but her desperate violence in self-defense is quite different from Frank stalking, planning, and enacting explicit, targeted murder, but I digress). So yeah, it's complicated. I like Frank Castle, but I don't like the way fandom tends to interacts with him. It's like everyone becomes Garth Ennis, y'know?

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45. How often do you masturbate?

Sexual Questions ;)

Not as often as he should. I'm not sure if it's basic to imply the man raised Catholic is promiscuous because he's weird about masturbation. Guess I am kinda saying that, though. I need to stress though that I don't think it's a complex. Honestly it's not something he thinks about deeply. It's not like he's considering masturbation and then going like "no, that's an affront to God!!!!!", more like just a vague aversion. More like hmmm, we'll leave that for when things get dire.

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rollercoasters + a word

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Oh my no, the man can barely fly (in a plane). Now, I'm not a roller coaster person. There are like maybe two that I like. I do like watching stuff about them though, prolly for the same reason I listen to podcasts about horror movies. Anyway, seems to me the trend has been for quite some time to build coasters on the thesis of "how intense can we make this ride without it becoming a death trap?" I'm pretty sure he can do the more chill ones, tho. You know like a basic bitch wooden coaster, not too high or fast.

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HELENA BERTINELLI OWNS THIS PIC

YELLS

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THESE. HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THESE?

It's a good thing Matt doesn't care about bad or questionable photos.

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MattEl F K L T

Honestly darling, I love that this looks like a key smash.

🍎 ｡:*•─SEXYABC.› // accepting

E ─ Experimenting. Are they willing to experiment new things ?  Is there something they’d like to try with their partner, but haven’t had the chance yet ?Any experiments gone wrong?

Matt is willing to experiment, to a certain degree. His disposition and sensory sensitivities limits some of things, however. He's not big into sadomasochism, and bondage (on himself, the other person is another story) holds little interest for him. I feel like anything else is open for negotiation. I don't think he dwells much on the sex he could be having and is more focused on the sex he is having. It's weird, Matt is absolutely a very sexual person, but I don't think he has a broad fantasy life aside from thinking about things he's experienced or being with certain past or current lovers. I feel like any experiments gone wrong could also be related to having sex in unfamiliar places which are very important to him for a number of reasons, especially when a simple thing like cotton bed sheets could ruin a vanilla scene.

I ─ Infidelity. Have they ever cheated on their partner ?  Whom have they cheated with ?  If not, is it something they could do ?  If yes, have they told them or has the other found out ?  Could they forgive and forget ? 

Boy this is hard because the examples I can bring up off the top of my head are really difficult to put a pin in. Like okay, I don't really know the full context of the relationship but there was that whole thing with the sad Irish girl Matt was dating but you know. She didn't know the full cope of him, so he came off as a neglectful and flaky boyfriend because he was getting too absorbed in his vigilante lifestyle blah blah blah (honestly, I hate this trope so much). Anyway, she started cozying up to Foggy not long before breaking up with Matt (over an answering machine, not less), but Matt never seemed to process any of that. Frankly, regarding the Born Again storyline, he had other matters taking up his attention. In the Daredevil TV show, it could be argued that there was borderline shit going on with Elektra in season 2 despite the fact that Matt had started to date Karen. Like, even if it wasn't directly addressed as incident of cheating, it was implied as part of the "Matt being shitty" theme of the second season (which is have a lot of feelings about but whatever). Then in the latest comic series, Matt has a lot of casual sex and like, I think the issue I have is there's never any discussed about the status of the relationships. Not to say I thought that anything was truly serious in that "don't cheat on me" way, like he was the other man to a married mob wife for fuck's sake, which wow. Okay. I have a lot of feelings about that too, but I'm so off topic and rambling and I think when it comes to Matt, there have been way too many cooks in the kitchen, and a whole lot of male fantasy as well, so let me just lay out my opinion. I think Matt is a thoroughly modern man that dates casually, including engaging in casual sex, so I'm sure it not unusual for him to date several women at the same time, or be dating someone and have a one night stand with another person. I think for him it might not be serious until it's mutually agreed upon. Then he'll be more concerned about infidelity, either way. I think there have probably been miscommunications, especially when he was younger, about where a relationship stood. Like, I can imagine him getting in trouble running into someone he's been seeing with someone new (or a rekindled old flame) on his arm and it turning into a whole big scene, all because sometimes Matt internalizes something but doesn't always frankly make it clear. Whew, all of this is word salad. tl;dr: Infidelity seems to be a real nebulous concept among DD writers, and I'm a degenerate flailing in this muck.

F ─ First time. How was their first time together ?  Was any of them nervous ?Did it live up to their expectations ?

Honestly? It's not really something I think about much for any character. i think there's a lot put on the concept of losing one's virginity that's a little ridiculous. Like, I'm sure it was awkward, I'm sure it was kind of bad, no matter who it was with. I'm sure doubly so given the fact of his blindness and experiencing it with his hypersenses. That being said, I'm sure it was enjoyable. Somehow if he didn't at least get something out of it, he wouldn't have become....the sensualist that he became later in life. I'm torn on if he lost it to a peer when he was a teen or a more experienced partner a little later. For the sake of it being a less awkward experience, I'd like to think he lost it to someone who knew their bodies and desires to ease him into the situation.

K ─ Kissing. How important are kisses in their relationship ?  Any favourite kind of kisses ?  Do they have any rituals involving kissing ( never leaving for work without kissing the other, always sharing a kiss goodnight, etc… ) ?

Kissing good, all kissing is good, very important, no notes. I'm sorry, I know I've been a prattling mess on everything else, but it really doesn't go any deeper than that.

L ─ Lingerie. Do they enjoy wearing it and/or seeing their partner in lingerie ?What kind of lingerie do they find the sexiest ? Any other clothing they love seeing their partner in  ( like grey sweater pants, wearing nothing but an apron, really short shorts, etc… ) ?Do they often wear what the other likes, just to please them?

Um, well, we'll take this as a tactile consideration, and I think that's a fun thing for him. The contrast between fabric and skin. He's a bit picky with fabrics on a partner though. He doesn't like lace, it's too rough, he prefers natural fabrics, as opposed to rayon, nylon, or any kind of microfibre. It's too staticy and just feels bad to him. Now I'm going to make it very clear that he rarely voices his preferences as any kind of demand. Partially due to the fact that not every partner knows the extent of his senses. I do think he would have to eventually mention it to a frequent sexual partner simply due to the fact that he has extreme skin sensitivity and I think a person could really hurt him by accident if they didn't know.

T ─ Turn ons & offs. What do they do to turn each other on ?  Is there something the other does that turns them off ?Have they told them about it ?

I don't know, I tend to think Matt is pretty easy when it comes to being turned on. Between his erogenous zones being massive and super charged when it comes to sensitivity, I think there's a problem in that department. As for non sexual attractants, I think it boils a lot down to smell and hearing. Namely, he likes someone with good voice game that smells nice, and he seems to like pains in the ass when it comes to personality. Someone with a good sense of humour, playful, and not above giving him shit from time to time. Like, never forget that he described Kirsten McDuffie relentlessly teasing and bantering with him over whether or not he was Daredevil as "really hot". I think it a lot ways, you have to stand out in some way to Matt, which can be a little bit difficult without his initial interest relying on vision.