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[bloodyarn]

Don't let your dreams be dreams. I literally will not allow this.

I was about to shut down my pc. I was about to go to BED. Now I can't stop laughing and crying and my tummy hurt ouch owie

Literally such a (sadly) normal conversation between these two. You captured it better than I ever could. I love you Spots...

@swarmcall

[bloodyarn]

Ladies and gentleman, child

dogyarn for the kid meme :)))))))))

IF THEY HAD A KID. // @bloodyarn

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name: Dagger ❝ Bob ❞ Darlington

Species: ❝ Wood Half-Elf ❞

Class: Bard

Gender: Court Jester ; pronouns are randomly drawn from a top hat every time they are referred to

General Appearance: Surprise ！It's blonde. I think all of their kids should be blonde & preppy because it is very funny for multiple reasons. 1) They have names like Dagger, 2) I know they are all falling into the dumb blonde trope, 3) Imagine going over to your blonde twink friend's house & his dad looks like buff Gerard Way. Really awesome. 

Ignore that he has Puck's face. I just really wanted her to have her dad's nose. Also her hair does the same thing as his where it swoops up like doggy ears because I said so. Other than that, I think Dagger is small & a bit squishy. :~) Also perpetually looks like she is about to throw up.  And gorgeous ！

Personality: Much to his mother's absolute horror & dismay, Dagger aspires to be a circus clown. If that wasn't clear already from its . . .  everything. They're bubbly, playful, & excitable. They wear their heart on their sleeve. Also a little bit of a crybaby & a total scaredy-cat to the point of being a bit cowardly in the face of danger. He did not get Puck's self-sacrificial hero genes at all. In fact, she is running away very quickly. This is a damsel in distress.     

Additionally, Dagger is absolutely an awkward, nervous mess like his parents. Often gets in trouble for speaking before thinking but very, very sweet & kind overall. Her ultimate goal in life is just to make people laugh. :o)

Special Talents: You ever see a guy juggle knives before ？ Dagger takes his name as a prophecy of sorts. He is also very funny, both intentionally & completely obliviously. Their comedic timing is excellent, and they have never failed to deliver a flawless punchline even when they're not doing it on purpose.  

Who they like better: Puck. He supports their clown dreams. They still love Babette though, of course.  

Who they take after more: I think it's Babette, which is quite funny. Imagine being afraid of clowns, looking in a mirror & your reflection is a fucking clown. 

Personal Headcanon(s): Though it is the oldest child, Dagger is often mistaken for the youngest. He's smaller than the rest of his siblings & is most certainly spoiled to the point of having Youngest Child Syndrome. Always gets away with not having to do any chores somehow.  

[bloodyarn]

she is sewing everyone's mental state and also mine

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, SPOTTIE ?

ARE YOU ? ? ?

By god when you told me you had something for me, I wasn't expecting a LITERAL FULLY SHADED HALF BODY OF MY DAUGHTER, BY THE GODS YOU ARE INSANE!

Can we all take a moment, hold hands and look at this masterpiece? Because I for instance feel like a slut who should pay you in blood or my firstborn child. SHE IS SO ADORABLE SO PRETTY OH LORD I LOVE HER *punches myself* Spottie I fucking hope you join Art Fight this year. Even if you don't, I am going to take revenge. Artistic… revenge.

Thank you so so so so so much, I literally can't describe how stunned I am. This came out of nowhere. I want to kiss you so badly, you have no fucking idea...... I am going to keep staring at my little darling for the next few hours :)

*Item added to the drawings I'm going to print out and hang on my pin board*

[bloodyarn]

This is perfect. An accurate replay of how it went between the two of them.

assigned lemon by @bloodyarn