He sees Husk's nether region is once again the subject of conversation.
He's going back to his radio tower.
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He is ashamed that he knew what a DILF was without having to ask.
Why is that knowledge he now possesses?
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He is no longer uncomfortable.
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He is tuning out all of the conversations by listening to Dean Martin and mincing vegetables.
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He is thrilled Velvette is back.
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"The next person to compare me to the personified triangle is getting disemboweled with a butter knife."
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Making a quiz requires...
Technology.
Others to know him.
Seems he won't be making one.
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He's going to peer outside to see if:
Pentagram City is just on fire, or is it on fire, and hailing, and in the midst of a hurricane that's summoning multiple tornados?
Is anyone trying to purchase / take his son?
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Angel told him he couldn't crucify anyone on Valentine's day.
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"I can't say I understand the appeal of tea. If you're drinking it for the bitter taste, you would be much better off with coffee.
And if you're in need of caffeine, you're still better off with coffee."
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In all his time as an Overlord, he had never established a territory. It was superfluous.
Until now.
Now he's something to hold dear and a place he finds entertaining enough to call his own.
And until Charlie sees fit to release her barrier from the hotel, he will have a similar one that expands through his territory.
Most will not notice. Most will come and go without even seeing anything.
Those choice three, though... and those working under them.
They will be met with harsh force if they try to step through.
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"I always knew Vox was so intolerable that he wouldn't even be able to stomach himself!"
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"And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery~"
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"Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass."
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Every radio station in Hell suddenly silences as the lights of the hotel flicker, buzz, and then explode, raining glass down on anyone unfortunate enough to be walking under them.
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