#⛤ the stage is a world of entertainment ⛤ dash commentary

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"Have you all considered that you're over-estimating the likelihood that you will sporadically be transformed into a worm?"

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“Nonsense! It’s endearing! That’s a function in its own right!”

“Mmm…my tail is…useless…?”

“Oh…”

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His son is small again.

Do not touch him.

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Now the masses are hungry?

To the kitchen he goes!

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"What are you all shouting about tonight?"

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"How pathetic are you lot that not having sex for thirty days is some form of achievement?"

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Oh, splendid! This topic again!

He's going back upstairs.

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He sees Husk's nether region is once again the subject of conversation.

He's going back to his radio tower.

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“I’m afraid there’s simply no accounting for bad taste!” 

“People fuck clowns? Why?”

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He never realized cooking eggs had the potential to be so controversial, but now that he knows...

He's frying a half-dozen eggs at once.

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Walks into the parlor.

Realizes the topic of conversation is Angel's lack of nipples.

Turns back to the staircase.

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He is no longer uncomfortable.

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He is tuning out all of the conversations by listening to Dean Martin and mincing vegetables.

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He isn't too keen on the subject of Thanksgiving.

But he'll jump at any excuse to cook, so it's time to deep fry an entire turkey!

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He is thrilled Velvette is back.

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"The next person to compare me to the personified triangle is getting disemboweled with a butter knife."