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[narcissisticpdcultureis]

npd culture is having nobody to talk to because nobody can know what's actually honestly going on with me but i also need someone to pay attention to how im feeling right now so i just talk to myself. i am making so much sense right now

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[paracharas]

Futeboooooool 🥳⚽️

If you’re planning on redrawing the new emotions too, I can’t wait to see them!

I will redraw all these desings of Brazilian Au🇧🇷

[rin-itoshi-official]

Rin, my love, my world, my star, mi cielo..

My feet are killing me… maybe today is the day I die… I’ll miss you 💔

*collapses dramatically*

Get the hell up, you're not some pathetic weakling. The first word of the that entire sentence is what you should call me.. not all that- sappy shit. Is that Spanish...?

[saltandfire-blog]

Team Black Brothers ⚽️AU

"Each of them handsome, wise...and Strong." 😉

Lucerys Velaryon - center midfielder for the KL Dragons

inspired by Sergej Milinkovic-Savic, an incredibly tall footballer who's very talented and just so happens provided the perfect thigh flash pose to use. 💎

Jacaerys Velaryon - the Prince of Dragonstone who broke everyone's heart when he left to play for Braavos.

Obviously the Braavos jersey is Barcelona influenced ❤️💙 sponsored by the Faceless Men of course 😜

Jace is always the hot tempered one who argues with the ref and is the first to bounce back up when a foul isn't called! And yes, he is the big brother who got outgrown by all his younger siblings and hates taking pictures next to them.

Andddd last but not least -

Joffrey Velaryon - a Keeper who plays for Queen Alyssa University

resembling a baby Ryan Corr and also inspired by Sergej's brother Vanja Milinkovic-Savic, another footballer who could just as easily be a Breakbones JR in rl. The neck tattoos were also taken from Neymar and given a little asoiaf twist!

all characters are from a HOTD ⚽️ AU shortfic Transitions.

@lonelymagpies really outdid herself with this one 👌

[cscotts-world]

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[sheyfu]

𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?

— 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀: 𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗅!𝗂𝗍𝗈𝗌𝗁𝗂 𝗌𝖺𝖾 𝗑 𝖿!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

— 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽’𝗌 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝗌 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎. 𝗒𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗂𝗄𝗍𝗈𝗄 𝗌𝖺𝗒 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗐𝗂𝗌𝖾.

— 𝖼𝗐: 𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝖨𝖬 𝖲𝖮𝖱𝖱𝖱𝖸𝖸𝖸𝖸𝖸𝖸𝖸 😭😭😭😭); 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗂𝗍 (?) 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 (𝗌𝖺𝖾’𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝖿𝗋𝖿𝗋); 𝖻𝗋𝗈 𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗄 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗏𝖾 (𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖻𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽); 𝗁𝖾’𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗀𝗈 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝖾 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗀𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾 (𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅); 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗎𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗌 (𝗅𝗈𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗒); 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝗈𝖼 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 ��𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽 𝗆𝗁𝗆

— 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾: 𝗂 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍 𝗂𝗆 𝗌𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖧𝖨𝖴𝖠𝖥𝖲𝖠𝖥𝖩 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝗄𝖺𝗒𝗒𝗒!! 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗎 𝗌𝖺𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇 𝖶𝖧𝖠𝖴𝖲𝖣𝖧 𝖧𝖮𝖯𝖤 𝖨 𝖣𝖤𝖫𝖨𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖤𝖣 𝖬𝖬𝖬𝖧𝖬𝖧𝖧𝖬𝖬; 𝖨 𝖧𝖮𝖯𝖤 𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖸𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖤𝖭𝖩𝖮𝖸𝖲 𝖳𝖧𝖨𝖲 𝖳𝖮𝖮𝖮 <33333; 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝖻𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋??; 𝗀𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖻𝗒 @joeys-piano!! 𝖳𝖧𝖠𝖭𝖪 𝖸𝖮𝖴 𝖲𝖮 𝖬𝖴𝖢𝖧 𝖧𝖲𝖨𝖣𝖩𝖩; 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖺𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖫𝖬𝖠𝖮𝖮𝖮 𝗆𝗒 𝗀𝖺𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗋𝗋𝗋 🤞🤞🤞

𝗐𝖼: 700+

the smell of pancakes and coffee wafts through the air as you cook breakfast. the morning sun hitting all the right spots in your home makes you feel relaxed and comforted—your unconscious humming being the proof of that. 

you fall into a state of peace and calm as you spoon pancake batter on the pan; its quiet sizzles distract you from all the stress you’ve been collecting from the past week.

and because of your good mood, the fluffiest and most perfect pancakes come out as you flip them; little dances being performed by you to celebrate your small achievement.

your serenity, however, is short-lived by loud and heavy footsteps rushing down the stairs.

“what the fuck is this?” a rough voice, laced with sleep, soon interrupts your quiet morning. 

so much for peace and quiet. 

sighing, you turn the stove off as you prepare to face the magenta-haired parasite you’ve been living with.

“oh me, oh my! looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of bed today. what’s got your lashes in a twist anyway?” you say as you turn around to face your one and only itoshi sae, who’s currently dressed in nothing but his boxers and a very noticeable scowl on his face. 

typical. 

“so? care to explain what this is?” his phone is suddenly shoved into your face in the midst of your daydreaming. you focus your eyes on the device, seeing an edit of a woman wearing sae’s jersey—arctic monkeys playing in the background.

hm? what’s this? another attention seeking who- wait. 

you bring your face closer to the phone, making sure what you’re seeing is true. 

holy shit is that me?!

“what the fuck…” you cover your mouth in disbelief. 

zoning in on the face in the edit, your suspicions are confirmed to be true, with the tags giving you that double confirmation you’re looking for.

“oh my god that is me…” slowly raising your head to look at your boyfriend, expecting him to still have that stupid scowl on his face, only to be met with a look of pure disgust and hints of jealousy on his face.

“oi! why the fuck are you lookin’ at me like that?” you say offended by just looking at his face.

“oh please!” his dramatic ass says as he removes the phone from your face. “just imagine having to see edits of your girlfriend on your fyp and people thirsting over her.” he says, closing and slamming his phone on the countertop. “even having the audacity to say shit like “oooo she’s so fuckin’ hot” or “the things i’d let her do to me” oh and even asking stupid questions like “can your boyfriend fight?” the man child says with a high-pitched mocking voice as he flails his arms around while rolling his eyes.

“like what the fuck. i mean, don’t get me wrong, hermosa. i know you’re hot as fuck but damn their comments are fuckin’ unnecessa-”

you cut his rant off by grabbing his cheeks and shutting him up with a kiss. you pull away moments after, laughing at his wide eyes and parted lips.

“don’t be so mad now, guapo. after all, it was your idea to invite me to the game.” you laugh, letting go of the man as you turn back to the stovetop. 

“oh and also,” looking back once more to face sae who’s now sporting a pout and furrowed eyebrows. “before acting all pissy, make sure to tone your voice down, yeah?” you snicker at his dumbfounded face. “could hear you giggling all the way down here.” his face flushes, possibly putting chigiri hyoma’s hair to shame.

wish i could’ve taken a picture of it. 

“shut up.” he says as he grabs his phone. “i’m breaking up with you.” grumbling, he proceeds to go back to your shared bedroom, stomping like a little child.

my dear sae. you’re so cute.

“yeah right. breakfast will be ready in a bit. also, you love me too much. pretty sure if you break up with me you’d waste your time re-watching my edits instead of playing soccer.” you say loudly, a teasing lilt to your voice. 

“shut up!” you hear your boyfriend shout from upstairs.

laughing at his antics, you shout an “i love you!” to him, only to be met with silence.

you shake your head, a smile growing on your face.  

and as you begin plating your food, you hear the same song faintly playing upstairs, and small, yet resounding giggles from your boyfriend.

he’s fuckin’ obsessed with me. 

you chuckle at the thought, going back to preparing breakfast with a big smile on your face.

[infragant-and-beauty]

[radical-boy-kisser]

Shout out to all the alters who don't like using/don't use signoffs after their messages. I am one of you.

[pukehina-aoteoroa]

Well we know one thing Tony is definitely not doing and that’s stalking someone he doesn’t know and putting his own spin on that strangers business accounts (I mean that’s pretty sad all round). Pretty sure he’s just getting on with his life and has no need to act like a ‘demented tool’ on some sad tumbler blog!!! with pages of demented diatribe.🤪🤡😳

And golly gee whiz, he no doubt has his own interests/friends etc and spends time catching up etc like normal people do. It is football season - go Arsenal!!!⚽️

Bwahaha

Where is T? Does someone need to go look for him? 🧐🧐🧐

Gee, Anon, I don’t know. I’m not his keeper. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I could offer you — and the dozen or so other curious Anons ignored in my Inbox — a repeat:

Brian 27 October 2024

Instead, I’ll refer you to 📻🧌 Radio Mordor™️ and its affiliates where you’ll find all the news unfit to print. Here are the headlines from just the past week:

19 Nov Flaunting the narrative

19 Nov Always before a new season

20 Nov It's so interestingly funny to me

21 Nov Doppelgänger. Can not unsee it

22 Nov Caitriona didn't mention Tony

22 Nov To the Anon who accused you of hiding

22 Nov No idea what MindFood is

23 Nov John Goodman her crush

23 Nov I've never seen her check out Tony'

23 Nov Tony must be the biggest Cuck on the

23 Nov This here is all the evidence one needs

23 Nov Interesting interview

24 Nov I keep seeing your doppelgänger

24 Nov So the excuse Antis use that Tony is

25 Nov Ahem. Dinner at home, no Tracula?

25 Nov. We have a new job for the bag guy

25 Nov Tony!? 😢

25 Nov I suppose this is what happens

25 Nov Even if they don't say it Antis are

25 Nov S tries to play it cool

25 Nov Cait is looking so amazing lately.

26 Nov So now Tony is listed as director

26 Nov Just one more question then

26 Nov Thank you for the detailed explanation

My goodness! That’s a lot of attention paid to an allegedly inconsequential man! 🤯 And, I’ve listed only headlines. If you want to read the news, editorials, and commentary, you’ll have to find the stories. Who knows? You might find answers to your questions.🍿🍿🍿

Gifer

Remember… 21st-century fathers don’t babysit their children; they parent them.

[sunniewr]

⠀⠀⠀𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘⠀⠀⸺⠀⠀ °⠀⠀ྀི⠀⠀𝘉𝘐𝘖𝘚⠀⠀💐

ハニー⠀⠀🍯⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⍺꯭𝗉۟᪾𝗈᪾𝖼⍺꯭𝗅ׅ𝗂𝗉۟᪾𝗌𝖾⃘⠀⠀ྀིྀི.

🥝⠀⠀୨⠀⠀♡ي.⠀⠀🧦⠀⠀@𝗇⍺꯭𝗒࣪𝖾⃘𝘰᳔ׅ𝗇𝗇𝗒࣪𝗇𝗒࣪

中出し.⠀⠀𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑⠀⠀ ۪ ࣪ ⠀⠀🥧⠀♡ྀི

𝗌𝖾⃘𑜆⠀⠀𝗉۟᪾𝖾𝗋꯭𝖿𑜆𝗆ׄ𝖾⃘⠀⠀𝖽𝖾⠀⠀ꕀ⠀⠀𝗅ׅ⍺꯭𝗏⍺꯭𝗇𝖽⍺

︻̷̿. . .┻̿⠀⠀🎀⠀⠀ೄ݀𝟣𝟥:𝟧꯭𝟧⠀⠀ 𓂂⠀⠀♩⠀⠀𒁇

[heretodestroyou]

i would like to point out the RATTLE OF COINS in jamie’s pocket when he gets to roy’s party. he knew he was going to swear, and my man came PREPARED for phoebe. i just know he pays his taxes ON TIME

[gavisimmaculaterizz]

Hey! Can I get a Fermin x female reader where y/n is about to go out to “girls night” with her friends and he gets a little clingy/jealous / sad that’s she leaving him home and that she looks amazing in her outfit . Overall some cuteness and fluff and maybe the reader ditching her plans to have a movie night with him.

— clingy // fermín lópez.

summary: getting ready for a girls night out, your boyfriend decides to act extra affectionate.

warnings: none, just fluff

masterlist

as the moon cast a soft, silver light through the parted curtains, the room was awash in an ethereal glow. a single candle flickered on the vanity, its dancing flame throwing shadows against the walls, as if they were alive, twisting and writhing in anticipation of the night ahead. the air was thick with the scent of jasmine and sandalwood, carried on the gentle breeze that fluttered the curtains in and out.

you had just finished putting on an elegant red dress, making sure you looked perfect for the night ahead of you.

oh, was it mentioned you're going out with your girlfriends tonight?

anyways, you set to work on your makeup. your brushes glided across your face, expertly applying foundation, concealer, and powder to enhance your natural look. once upon finishing your makeup look though, there came a loud noise next to your vanity..

it was your phone that vibrated on the bedside table, the familiar ringtone cutting through the quiet like a knife. groaning softly, you reached over and picked it up, already knowing who it would be.

your friends.

"hello?" you answered, voice barely above a whisper.

"you're on in five, slacker," came your friends cheerful reply. "don't keep us waiting."

you rolled your eyes but couldn't help but smile. "alright, alright. i'm almost coming."

you quickly began to do your finishing touches to your makeup. finished with your makeup, you began to put your heels on with volent speed, not wasting any second on your time to be late.

once you verified both heels were correctly put, you began to walk out the room. but once reaching the doorframe though, you were met with a familiar face..

your boyfriend fermin..

he looked at you, shocked to see you dressed so gorgeous. wasting no time though, he spoke up.

"donde vas tan hermosa?" he said cheekily. (where are you going so beautiful?)

“with my friends.” you said as you went over to him and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

“looking like that?" he said while looking at you from head to toe.

suddenly, you were filled with conscience to why he responded to you like that. usually, fermin wouldn't care about you going out, but tonight ? tonight he seemed different, almost as if he was being needy and overprotecting..

"what do you mean by 'looking like that', fermin?" you asked, curiosity evident in your tone.

“you look so gorgeous tonight amor, that’s what i mean. i mean no harm geez..” he replied softly looking at you with the biggest puppy eyes.

before you could combine your words to reply, fermin came over to you, embracing you in a bear hug, letting you have minimal ability to move from his strong hands.

“i have to go fermin!” you say with desperation evident in you’re voice.

“pero amor, quédate aquí conmigo..” fermín replied in a low, raspy tone. (but love stay here with me)

“no is no fermin, i’ll be with you later!” you replied, annoyed to his antics.

he just looked at you with puppy eyes, convincing you to stay with him, just like a dog convincing its owner for a treat.

you looked at him annoyed, rolling your eyes. you tried to avoid his stupid childish look, trying to avoid the desperation and plead in his face. you knew if you looked at him more, he’d have you in a trance and convince you stay with him..

as you began to quickly walk away from him, he turned around and began to jog to you, following you like a little desperate boy.

“oye!” he said loudly once he almost catched up to you.

“fermin they’re going to yell at me for being late!” you yelled avoiding his gaze towards you.

“but stay with me here tonight, tell them you don’t feel well.. just this time?” he said once he got a hold of you, grabbing onto you for dear life as if you were going to disintegrate.

“on what condition..” you said quietly, awaiting his reply like a dog waiting for its command.

“on the condition of you staying with me and getting many cuddles and kisses,” he began.

“and i’ll treat you with a little spa night..” he said sheepishly.

“deal.” you said smiling at him and shaking your hand.

it had been 2 hours later, you were currently in your bathtub with your boyfriend, sipping on champagne and talking about life, like pure royalty.

you had called your friends telling them you felt sick, obviously telling them a huge lie, just for the sake of staying with your boyfriend.

you couldn’t lie, you loved when your boyfriend was clingy, although he’s like that all the time, you can’t help but feel a warm feeling in your stomach knowing he loves to be with you all the time.

but you did feel disappointed you couldn’t be with your girlfriends. but you wouldn’t give trade in the world to spend quality time with your boyfriend.

as he promised though, you both had an amazing spa night, filled with kisses and cuddles.

maybe you do love his clinginess more than you expected..

a/n: ive lowkey been unmotivated to finish these but dw im getting some motivation now! im sorry if this is too short :(. also, if there’s spelling mistakes please spare me, its currently 2 am and i couldn’t sleep so i finished this …

[kevinsdsy]

headcanon where jeremy used to play football (soccer), but due to him playing so aggressively and getting so many fouls he was advised to try out exy instead