#⚜️Exchanged Caspian⚜️

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Scared..

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"If I had a cat and made sweaters using a spinning yarn ball, would my cat do this?"

"If you had a cat, you'd be dead by now. Besides, you've a dog already."

"The more furry friends the better."

"Get out and touch some grass. Maybe a bird will pity you and accompany your grass-touching activity."

Yarn holder

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Mark Owens in my styles!

I wanted to compare my most used artstyle and least used artstyle. Lineart was hell, and so was colouring for the right style. This was so much fun though!

Mark Owens is owned by @mustangs-flames. go check his blog out if you haven't!

filters + shitpost (a bit blurry because i add a blur filter) below 👇

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TW: Scopophobia

Markie doodle warm-up i made!!! although, it's not really the best. I'm planning to get back into making comic panels soon (they're going to be exclusively on Instagram because I'm still not sure if it's okay to post it here just yet).

here's one, plain and simple version of it;

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"But, Michael, they were bad people!"

"Excuses. Go to your room."

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"Birdy baby. I love you, little bird baby."

"Looks cute. Might find some of those birds with their mama to give them to you."

"Really?"

"Maybe."

"That's not a no! Yay!"

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"The thrill of the hunt is what drives me forward. Death lurks in every dark corner and I will shine the light to reveal it. No-one can undo what I've done, and they'll never know of my merciful acts towards the people I've kindly sent to rest eternally. God looks down upon me, but He will not place Hell upon me for He brought me to this planet to inflict Hell to the cruel and peace to those whom wished for it."

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We've had a containment breach of the mimic known as "Mariah Carey"

We apologetically ask that you prepare for the next three weeks of suffering

"No wonder Christmas is so hectic every year. There's a mimic on the loose!"

[ Markie said as futilely quiet as possible, he knows Michael will hear it anyway. ]

"A mimic? Well, that's a shame."

"You're not- you're not going to do anything about it?"

"Unless it comes hauling your ass, then no. Not at all."

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Does Mike want anything for Xmas? (She'll probably say "I wish Mark would behave better" hehe)

"Mikeeeey."

"Christmas is a human holiday. I want nothing but to serve the Lord for all eternity."

"Damn, you don't like presents?"

"Earthly materials are useless to me."

"Not even sentimental presents?"

"...No."

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"Can I have more puppies?"

"No."

"Please?"

"You'd have to resort to stealing money and food from the people you'd kill. Not to mention giving them vet visits that may cost financially. Oh, and find another job besides that minimum wage night job as a cashier in one of the county's convenience stores."

"Is that a yes?"

"......Maybe."

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What woukd you like for Christmas?

.....

"More guns" isn't an option

"Oh, damn, I can't even get a AK-47 now? Anyways, I'd want a recurve bow, a compound crossbow, and a pair of hot pink over-the-knee boots."

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"Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down thy golden locks!"

"What? No-one here has golden locks. Unless you're thinking of Michael's hair, which technically doesn't count as hair. According to her words."

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Are you a magical princess? /j

"I wish I was, to be honest."

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"Isn't that just a painted mannequin with ugly white towels as robes and a bright-ass, LED flashlight?"

"But, why is it flying, Mark? Do you know why?"

"Shut the Hell up, I'm trying to think... It's definitely on a room with cloud-themed wallpaper and floor paper."

"Are you sure? Are you really, really, really sure?"

"Please, stop, I can't handle the teasing."

"After you apologise for placing a grenade bomb in one of the kitchen cabinets."

"That was one time. One time!"

hey atheists

if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?

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If you aspire to something....

Are you an aspirator?

"No..?"

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(Question for Michael) How do you feel about your brother that got banished?

"Do I have to?"

"Yes, it's the law!"

"...I don't give a shit."

"That's- that's it?"

"What else do you want me to do?"

"Do the macarena."

"Absolutely not."