#⚕ ⦅ Catnipped. ⦆⠀⠀/ crack .

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❝ Who is Jaggy . . . ? ❞

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She just makes these little clicking sounds cats make when they see a bird.

" I—I MISCLICKED GA NEEEEEEE. I TOOOLD YOOOU!!!."

" don.. dont say ....again... lik e that... hyayaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggg hyaaagghhh..

ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᶦ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵈᵒ ᶦᵗ ᶦⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᵃˡˡʸ…ˢⁿᶦᶠ ˢⁿᶦᶠ" Goes stand in Victoria Punk's crow nest as punishment.

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❝ Captain did not fill out any innocent very platonic and fun Valentine's Day application   ? !   Oh god he must hate me I am an awful doctor I would retire I should go back to Zou I should burrow myself into the grouuuund. ❞

[medicus-felini]

Galdino showing off his dawgs might be my new favorite icon 🤗

[medicus-felini]

We settle this here and now:

[medicus-felini]

❝ Aye-...❞ She mumbles, sliding off one leather glove and retracting a single claw on her index finger, which sinks smoothly into the cork. With a small 'bop', said flask is opened. Linn holds one hand to her nose to not inhale any fumes. Would be dangerous with her sensitive sniffer.

❝ Are you sure a yonko will just... go and sniff on a chloroform-drained cloth? ❞

Clearly not perturbed by her uneasy disposition, he fumbles with uncorking the bottle she presented to him.

❝ It'll be plenty peaceful for him. Just a little night-night juice, ay? Then a good, long, long sleep. ❞

He's struggling to remove the stopper from the bottle due to the size of his broad hands. She's pushed it in too far with her little cat beans for him to be able to maintain a decent grip on it.

❝ Open this for me, will ya? Yer paw prints are all over the bottle, so yer an accomplice now. No point tryin' to get out of it. ❞

[medicus-felini]

I had a private talk about this ask with @ferromagnetiic and felt a strong desire to wrap it up in a meme.

[medicus-felini]

Jail. Prison. Dungeon. Impel Down lvl 5.

@waxgentleman

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❝ I TOLD YOU TO NOT LET HIM SEE! ❞

❝ If you screw my cat, I'm going to shove a bunch of nails right through yer wang until it's fucking barbed. Yer a sick bastard, don't touch my fuckin' doctor. ❞

// ....sorry.

“You gonna tell her to keep away from me too or is this one o' those one-way street sorta things?”

“The wang wants what the wang wants, Kid. Cute accent, by the way.”

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@waxgentleman

[medicus-felini]

How it feels to remember you have Shanks muses following you after the starter call.

[medicus-felini]

I think someone needs to take a nap ☝️🙄

[medicus-felini]

Linn's hubsad, everybody.

[medicus-felini]

@mixedxbrew She is a simple lady.

[medicus-felini]

❝ Human babies come from treasure chests??? ❞

The mink was too stunned to speak further. Was all she learned about human anatomy wrong?