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a list of things i’ve heard my students say  pt. 1

“ my new goal in life is to find a word with no definition ” “ what’s her name? Rosie O’Donnell . . . is she dead now ? ” “ i pee oil ” “ she might have nice feet ” “ you big boulder ! ” “ oh not the garden ” “ i got asthma & i’m fat ! i can’t be running ” “ i’m full of tiredness, depression & frustration. no i am not okay “ “ of course it’s iconic, i’m in it ” “ can you please watch Kim Possible. you had no childhood ! ” “ mandatory extra credit — but it’s worth nothing ” “ i always have the urge to say it . . . bazinga ! ” “ damn is that a cup with stuff in it ? ” “ IT’S HOODIE SEASON BITCHES !! WHIP OUT THEM FLANNELS !! ” “ damn guys you did it, i’m straight now ” “ glue is just sticky water ” “ you can’t rob me i’m broke ” “ what the FUCK is a burgercheese ?! ” “ what in the 100 year old titty is that ?! ” “ are you actually missing chromosomes ? ” “ they’re not getting my urine ! ” “ a beese churger ” “ & i didn’t see it all the other times you showed it to me either ” “ mobey frick that’s not cool ” “ can you wash my tooth ? ” “ mrs. butt worth ? ” “ you spoke so loud my cup heard it ” “ stop it ! you can’t cha cha that smooth ! ” “ like tin i have been foiled ” “ sometimes you just gotta poop ” “ one second I’m organizing my 3’s ” “ it’s romanslut . . . what ? that’s my password ! ”

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tags pt. 1 - ooc