#♥i’ve none of my own♥jervis ic

[daydreamingtetch]

If you have the chance to kick Joker in the Family Jewels what you do it, and to sweeten the pot he'll be completely incapable of taking hilarious vengeance upon you

"ANYTHING FROM A 'FUNNY' PRANK TO, I LOSE AN ARM OR MY LIFE!!!"

Second ask referenced (under readmore for proper space):

[daydreamingtetch]

"Ah! I though you were off to take a nap. Well, if you want to know, uhm... well... I'm doing fine. enough. You know actually scratch that, very good now that I think of it. yes."

[daydreamingtetch]

"God forbid you listen to your own music without headphones while you work. Lest you incur the wrath of roommates who yell at you "Jervis, this is the ninth time you've had fairytale on repeat." "

"So what?! MAYBE I'LL LISTEN TO IT A TENTH TIME OUT OF SPITE." he raised his voice that fell to a sudden silence before he simply said with a slight smile "What a nice afternoon."

[daydreamingtetch]

"Speaking of naps, it was a wonderful thing to wake up to-- What is it again? Cannibalism, hornets and taxidermy... all in that order..."

"That was sarcasm by the way."

[daydreamingtetch]

"touché, It was a fools thought to think I'd not see something like that. I guess it was really just the posts that streamed out that sickened but made me curious as well..." "And also made me lose my appetite but as you reckoned, that's my fault."

"You know that is an...interesting morbid question. But I don't think-Well if I don't think then I shouldn't really talk about it...entertain it, you know. Quite unpleasant when you're trying to have food...and--"

"Why do you ask anyway? No particular reasons I assume?"

[daydreamingtetch]

"You know that is an...interesting morbid question. But I don't think-Well if I don't think then I shouldn't really talk about it...entertain it, you know. Quite unpleasant when you're trying to have food...and--"

"Why do you ask anyway? No particular reasons I assume?"

"Ah! I though you were off to take a nap. Well, if you want to know, uhm... well... I'm doing fine. enough. You know actually scratch that, very good now that I think of it. yes."