#♡┊• ᵒ ❛ 𝕦 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕒 𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕟 ❜

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@madelynxvasquez

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@crimcooper: I miss jesse

@crimcooper: I forgot his last name. I’m sorry.

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@crimcooper: and these people i named were at hoco as well so yk

@crimcooper: sketch city

@crimcooper: most of them hated michael anyways so it makes sense.

@crimcooper: @nypd hire me

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@crimcooper: ALSO. I am not a suspect

@crimcooper: I'm Michael's high school sweetheart. I was gonna marry him one day. I still have the ring bookmarked in my phone.

@crimcooper: and I pray for him every night.

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@crimcooper: let's make the detectives lives easier.

@crimcooper: these are the people whom I suspect just bc of reasons that may or MAY NOT be personal

@crimcooper: Alice coltell, William acher, cade Harrington, Maddy Vasquez, Simon Bexley, Brooks something, the janitor on the 2nd floor and of course miss. richards who I think Michael was having an affair with but idk

@crimcooper: so pls. let's wrap up this investigation.

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@crimcooper: remember when i spilled a drink on nilo lol

@crimcooper: remember my "disrespectful" speech at michaels memorial

@crimcooper: remember me outing analyn to cristian

@crimcooper: remember me wearing a cheerleading outfit for my halloween costume

@crimcooper: remember my 305835 fights

@crimcooper: @BravoTV i'd bring ur network amazing ratings!!!!

@crimcooper: i already have a sex tape so make me the next kim kardashian @BravoTV

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@crimcooper: @drphil please help! @ka-chao needs to be sent to the ranch for referring to you as 'bald cowboy'. thank you.

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@crimcooper: my cousin kennedy fucked william

@crimcooper: i fucked simon

@crimcooper: .....

@crimcooper: .........

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@crimcooper: 😇😇😇 since it’s xmas season, i’m in the giving mood

@crimcooper: maddy you look nice tonight

@crimcooper: but after dec 25 expect me to be back to normal ❤️❤️

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@crimcooper: looks like someone figured out their password to twitter 👏🏼👏🏼

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@crimcooper: the dj better play gangnam style

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@crimcooper: if everyone’s single then 👍🏻

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@crimcooper: looks like not everyone’s so innocent here

@crimcooper: girl codes being broken.

@crimcooper: well. if everyone was single then there’s no crime

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@crimcooper: HARVARD 2020 🎓📚

@crimcooper: i'd like to say thank you to mrs. wischer for writing me a recommendation letter.

@crimcooper: thank you to brad whom i paid to edit my application for harvard

@crimcooper: and a big thanks to the dean who thinks i'm funny.

@crimcooper: no one else will rock harvard maroon like me. i should become a model for their merch catalogue.

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@crimcooper: 🎤🦒

@crimcooper: 🎺🐢

@crimcooper: 🎻🐜

@crimcooper: jonas brothers could never.

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@crimcooper: 👑👑👩🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼

@crimcooper: 11/16/19